Superjer.com Forum Member Epitaphs.

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Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
As most of you know, I came form the not-to-distant future, next Sunday AD, by messing around with the space-time continuum in ways I don
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 13:53 PST — Ed. 2009 Mar 6 at 13:59 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
You really are weird. And I like it. You have some pretty funny stuff going on with all the mixed nuts and cellos and stuff. You sure have your facts straight, and this brings me to my second point. Did you read everything we posted since you left? You seem to be up-to-date on many topics.


Also, I knew SRAW copied his signature from someone else! And Mate der Plate copied from SRAW...
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 14:10 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
So thats what youve been doing while away.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 14:19 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Zarathustra said:
eDan Co.
eDan was known as a fancy dan, because he circumcised himself with pinking shears.


Brilliant

Zarathustra said:
Havok Edge
As a young man, he wanted to be a gynecologist, but couldn
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 14:45 PST — Ed. 2009 Mar 7 at 11:01 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
I feel left out. Somehow, I'm okay with that.
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 16:09 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
ya me to
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 16:26 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 16:44 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
The funniness is lessened considerably by the massive amount of spelling errors.
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 16:48 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
well, zarusthra watever didnt post for a long time until now, so i proclaimed he was dead

Free Steam Games
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 20:08 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SRAW said:
well, zarusthra watever didnt post for a long time until now, so i proclaimed he was dead

Well, no one told him. I've encountered him several times and as of a couple of months ago, he still isn't dead yet.

Nezumi isn't dead either. I was speaking to him earlier, or at least an impressive reproduction of him.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 Mar 6 at 20:49 PST — Ed. 2009 Mar 6 at 21:36 PST
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
eDan Co. said:
Stuff...And Mate der Plate copied from SRAW...

He most certainly did not!
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Mar 7 at 01:45 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 351
11 ₧
NatureJay said:
Zarathustra said:
Crytax
He could also speak seven languages, but unfortunately, he was disliked in all those countries.


It was my understanding that he spoke seven languages and all of them were dead, in part by his own hand.


Well, I had to get seven new languages, you know, after the other ones passed on
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2009 Mar 7 at 11:40 PST — Ed. 2009 Mar 7 at 11:41 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Maybe Enjay can't prove it... but I can! However, I'm still unwilling to put forth the evidence, as Crytax and I are mutually blackmailing each other.
 
 
2009 Mar 7 at 12:33 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Zarathustra said:
Aaronjer
He was the only man ever brought before the World Court for unpaid parking tickets.


I just saw this and laughed my ass off.

That means your going to have unpaid parking tickets all around the globe.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Mar 7 at 13:15 PST — Ed. 2009 Mar 7 at 13:17 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
I do park around quite a bit.
 
 
2009 Mar 7 at 13:25 PST
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