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xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
name atleast five favorite favorite FF charaters of each gender in order best to worst

Guys:
Auron
Vincent
Sephiroth
Squall
Seymour

Girls:
Aerith
Yuna
Tifa
Paine
Yuffie
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 29 at 09:22 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 29 at 09:30 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I'll name the guys:
Don
Carlos
Michael
Joe
Ahcmadinijahd

The girls:
Dona
Carla
Michele
Joanna
Olmert
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2008 Jul 29 at 12:34 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I don't have to say mine.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 29 at 13:56 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Ok Seymour is a twat, a grade A twat. I mean come on, he speaks like a girl and fights like one too! My flatmate took down his penultimate and last forms in one hit each. Also the fact that Cloud isn't there is pretty poor.
 
 
2008 Jul 29 at 14:54 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Hes not a cloud fan.

Fine ill post mine.

Guys:
Cloud
Squall
Zack
Tidus
Shuyin


Girls:
Rikku
Tifa
Aerith
Yuffie
Rinoa
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 29 at 14:59 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 29 at 15:03 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
i just threw seymour in to fill the space i couldnt think of anyone
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 30 at 08:45 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Jul 30 at 16:18 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
What are we talking about?If we all love FF we love all the ff chars.

Except that fat guy in the cooking suit and the long tounge.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 30 at 16:58 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4790
1,227 ₧
Guys:
Kefka
Edgar
Ultros
T.G. Cid (because he's a pimp)
FF7 Cid

Girls:
Celes
Yuffie
Relm
Terra
Altima

 
 
2008 Jul 30 at 17:13 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 31 at 00:58 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Ive only played 7-12.dose are from the old ones.

Terra is from VI thats about all i know.

Which one is Celes from?Shes on F.F.fight and always wonderd
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 30 at 18:16 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 30 at 18:16 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4790
1,227 ₧
Everyone I mentioned that isn't 7+ is from 6.

EDIT: Changed my mind, changed Shadow to T.G. Cid. He's from Tactics. And changed Tifa to Altima, also from Tactics. Because Altima looks so fucking cool.

As a matter of fact... shouldn't we give reasons WHY we like the characters? Like this:

Guys:
Kefka - Because he's the most evil and most entertaining villain in any game ever.

Edgar
- Because he's a pimp with a chainsaw.

Ultros - Because he's octopus royalty, and for the line, "I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!" and then the absurd plan to drop a 5 ton weight on Celes immediately afterward. And of course the declarative line "Hmm... this is heavier than I thought, it should take me FIVE MINUTES to push it off of here."

T.G. Cid - Because he's the most brokenly overpowered character you can get in an FF game.

FF7 Cid - Because he's really, really funny. And he's a dick.

Girls:
Celes - Because... she's just... cool?

Yuffie - Because she seems totally out of place, and is entertaining in that way.

Relm - Because she can beat the shit out of anything with a paintbrush and her imagination.

Terra - Because she turns pink, nekkid, and destroys the very souls of her enemies. In that order.

Altima - Because she looks awesome, and her animations look awesome. She's unfortunately way too easy to beat. But her melee attack looks sweet.

And what about characters of indeterminate gender? What if somebody likes Gogo? Or Worker 8? Or Cloud?
 
 
2008 Jul 31 at 00:55 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 31 at 01:23 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Oh, em, gee. Rafa and Malak are the best charactersexclamationpointoneone. I haven't played anything after nine so, durrrrr....

Mens:

Kefka - "Son of submariner, they'll pay for this!"

Ultros - The things that aaronjer mentioned already and also the fact that in the second to last battle with him, he realizes he's an octopus after all (and also how he reassures you that the final battle is, in fact, final)

Sabin - Has a few decent lines and punches things 'til they dead.

FF7Cid - Yeah, badass, pilot, has a spear that can equip a LOT of materia early on, rides rockets. Good enough.

Olan - Step one: Read book. Step two: Destroy all time. Repeat. (otherwise, yeah, T.G. Cid is pretty fucking ridiculous)



Womens:

Rydia - Gets quite a lot of development in the first FF game that really had that. Goes from little girl who summons Chocobos to young woman who lives with monsters in the center of the earth and can summon Bahamut and cast Meteo.

Tifa - Not a character I use a whole lot, but I like her role in the story and how even if she isn't the object of Cloud's affection, she still manages to help him and the story along and remains devoted in her own way.

Yuffie - Girl ninja. That's it.

Terra - Sort of the main character for a while and does the whole existential "who am I?" thing without dressing in leather and being a total bitch about it. (half kidding)

Last one - Nnnhh... Dagger maybe? Probably not though. Or Celes. Both stuck it to a whole empire which in its own way is pretty rad. Dagger can summon monsters though and Celes' special ability kind of blows for all but a few battles.


Most of the female characters don't seem like anything special in one through nine. Rosa does the stand-by-your-man thing, in FFV you have dragon-riding princess number one, dragon-riding princess number two, and cross dressing pirate, FF6 gets off in the right direction and 7 is okay, there are parts of FFT that would be fucking hard without Agrias, but as a character she's nothing special, and 8 I've blocked mostly out of my memory. I guess Rinoa's okay.

Also, the indeterminate gender thing, Mr. Chupon?

I feel like I should put Mog in there because he does dance at things until they die. And Gogo is pretty overpowered for that game, indeterminate gender be damned.

After this, aaronjer and I will discuss our five favorite Shining Force characters which will consist of Master Monks two through four, Slade, and Bowie, and then you will stare at us mouths agape like noobs and then aaronjer will talk about Ogre Battle and I will be the noob.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2008 Jul 31 at 13:13 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 31 at 13:48 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4790
1,227 ₧
Your prediction forces are amazing, and why is Sarah so bad at being a master monk?! All the other ones are the most badass fly honies that RPGs have ever visited, even in the most outlandish of imaginations. Although, anyone who's method of casting a spell is to do a flying kick into the air is okay in my book.

And I dunno... Slade is clearly the most useful and coolest character in all of Shining Force 2, even with his ratty exterior... but Bowie? I agree, his AoE lightning is a force to be feared... but EVERYONE loves Lemon. Of all the suicidal vampiric captains of the guards in the world, he's named Lemon. Although... Oddeye was pretty fun too... "Even though I like you guys I'm going to try to kill you all anyway! And I don't know why! BLARGH! I am dead!" *sadness commences*... is all you need to know about Oddeye.

Did I mention Slade is a pimp? Because he's a pimp. He's the pimpiest pimp that ever lived. Oh, and Peter gets the 1# award for looking like less of a douche after class changing. Bowie comes in with a close second.

About Olan... I'd put him up there instead of Cid... but... he's only ever in one battle and he's AI controlled. He just makes me sad now, because you can't ever get him. Although, with Galaxy Stop in your repertoire I can't imagine how you'd even get hurt in any battle after that... so maybe it's good you can't get him.

I'll start talking about Ogre Battle with my next post.
 
 
2008 Aug 1 at 02:01 PDT — Ed. 2008 Aug 1 at 02:03 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I forgot how entertaining Lemon was, particularly when he joined your party after it was implied that he'd slaughtered hundreds and no one seemed to care, even that one girl whose fiancee was murdered. There were a few characters who were vampires like that and resurrected after battle and they were always complaining about how bored they were that they couldn't kill themselves. Otherwise they were completely normal.

I'd also forgotten how ridiculously overpowered Peter was for a basic melee character in that game, even moreso than Zylo in SF1, but despite having one of the better class changes in the game, maybe all of history, his first was horrible and you'd have to deal with five or six battles of him running around and killing everything instantly while you were trying to tactically level up your party.

Now I'm sad about SF3 and how only a third of it ever made it to the U.S. And on the fucking Sega Saturn. Jesus.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2008 Aug 1 at 11:25 PDT
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2008 Aug 9 • 1
u guys missed out zidane
 
 
2008 Aug 9 at 21:25 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
i dont like your name.
 
 
2008 Aug 10 at 00:07 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Aug 10 at 06:50 PDT
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