The FUNNIEST rap ever

The FUNNIEST rap ever

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DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Tell me what you think!


walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.

chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion

chorus...

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings

 
 
2008 Nov 22 at 21:20 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
Very nice! It Made me giggle out loud (in the school library). Is it your material?
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2008 Nov 23 at 00:23 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2008 Nov 23 at 04:03 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
That was hilarious.How long it take you to write it?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Nov 23 at 08:21 PST
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
isn't it the best?

 
 
2008 Nov 23 at 09:52 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Hahaha, you sure have clever lines in there.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Nov 23 at 12:19 PST
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
LIKE A TAMPON THIEF, I HAD TO PULL SOME STRINGS!

rofl.

 
 
2008 Nov 23 at 12:21 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12858
666 ₧
thats not you, thats bo!

IMPOSTOR!
 
 
2008 Nov 23 at 12:29 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4601
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I didn't fall out of my chair, but I may when I actually hear it out loud. It may even be funnier than DJ JumpyJams... but I'll just have to wait and see.
 
 
2008 Nov 24 at 03:11 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12858
666 ₧
 
 
2008 Nov 24 at 13:41 PST — Ed. 2008 Nov 24 at 13:41 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I had a feeling...
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2008 Nov 25 at 03:21 PST
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Did i say it was me?

no!

i was just posting it all for you to see. look through the truck. tell me if i said anything about me writing that.

I diddnt think so.

so i win again, HA!

 
 
2008 Nov 25 at 21:19 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
But you maid it look like it was yours, athough you didn't say. Because you are an artist and by not-saying anything about the origin one assumes it is your work-
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Nov 26 at 02:23 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Nov 26 at 03:38 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
If we're already on the topic of you being deceiving, you weren't at YouTube Live as a celebrity, right?
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2008 Nov 26 at 08:10 PST
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
well, no. not as a presenter.

 
 
2008 Nov 27 at 14:41 PST
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