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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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And it's that I occasionally do this:

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Who was the last person you....

1. You hung out with? SuperJer.


2. Rode in a car with? SuperJer.


3. Went to the movies with? Probably my mom.


4. You went to the mall with? Also probably my mom, to see the movies. Were talking a long time ago here, though.


6. You talked on the phone to? Crytax, I think...


7. Made you laugh? Me.


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Piercings are gay, but I'd go nose.

2. Be serious or be funny? The important thing is that "I" think I'm being serious.

3. Drink whole or skim milk? Neither, ever. I only drink 2% about half a gallon a day. Gotta keep those bones cancerously regenerative!

4. Die in a fire or drown? If dying of smoke inhalation was an option, fire. If not... fire anyway. I'd PREFER the sensation of drowning, but I don't want to come back as a Sea Wraith... I've spent PLENTY of time feeding on sailors and mermaids.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? I don't KNOW of any enemies. So I suppose I'd want to spend time with them, to find out who they are and plan my escape.


A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone? I don't LIKE anyone. It's all love or hate, I'm a man of extremes. I really don't honestly know what this question is asking...

2. Sun or moon? Moon, I hate glare.

3. Winter or Fall? Winter, because raking sucks the blow-saw.

4. left or right? I can't think of a way to answer this without sounding political... dammit! That sounded liberal! AUGH! THAT sounded conservative! Fuck you all to hell!

...now I sound like John Kerry...

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? I don't really distinguish very well...

6. Sunny or rain? Rain, glare has sex with glare of the same gender.

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla, because it goes down smoooooth.

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it? 12:15 AM

2. First Name? Ever? How the hell would I know? Do I LOOK several million years old?

3. What do you want to do? Build a better doomsday device than Jet Monkey Duo. That fucking rocket monkey is going DOWN.

4. Where do you wanna live? Ajax. So I can be closer to Pole-Socking matches when North America has a home game. Then I wouldn't have to rely on reporters and Administration scouts for my information, no offense Elenkos. (And I do NOT trust what Cammi tells me, whatever any of you Blue Team supporters think.) Ever since the first committee was dissolved and I wormed my way into the new Administration I've wanted to be with the action all the time. Not to mention the commute during off-season prematch setup is a BITCH. 2000 miles because they needed someone who could professionally monitor the budding pole-seed matrix? My ol' Jalopy can't take that shit... I'm gonna make JMD do that next time.

5. How many kids do you want? Eating kids is very wrong.

6. Do you want to get married? Only if there's one mother of a dowry. That is to say, the bride's mother has to go down on me. Wait... scratch that.

7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Plenty of aspirin, and a little oxycodone for medical purposes. And a few... other things... that were SUPPOSED to be for medical purposes but the doctor prescribed at me wrong. (whee! I can fly!)

8. Are you double jointed? I'm double EVERYTHING, baby. (No, that doesn't mean I'm fat.)

9. what do you like on your pizza? The inside of my mouth.

10. Can you cross your eyes? I wouldn't dare, those motha's will get Andross on your ass if you try to screw 'em.

11. Do you make your bed daily? I didn't MAKE my bed, I bought it. What kind of a psycho makes a new bed every day? Germ freaks?

1. Which shoe goes on first? Once again this is gonna sound political... either I pull a George Bush and put them on the wrong foot, or I pull a John Kerry and bury it in someone's skull for asking me why I'm taking so long.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yeah, that bastard I was just talking about.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just lift the plate up to my face and dump it in. Or I put it in Jinette's pants, because that's funny and she's used to it so she doesn't cry anymore (which makes me sad...).

4. Have you ever eaten Spam? I'm sure I have but I don't remember it.

5. Favorite ice cream? About two scoops down in the 3rd carton of Dreyer's vanilla from the top in the front row on the far left in the Sehome Haggen. That is specifically my favorite single piece of ice cream. I named him Herbert, I talk to him when I get lonely. Just kiddin'! His name's Bob!

(lol @ harold)

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? My cereal is on TOP of my cabinet, thank you very much.

7. Do you cook? Indeed. I make a mean cheese sauce.

8. Current mood? I'm feeling sexy, what's your number?

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one? If dreams count, yes. (it was gross btw)
2. sang? Yup, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
3. been hugged? I don't RECIEVE hugs I GIVE them. I'm generous.
4. Felt stupid: I NEVER feel stupid, except when I fuck up... :(
5. Missed someone: People who don't have phones aren't important enough to miss.
6. Danced Crazy: 50% of that is yes.
7. gotten your hair cut? Then I'd lose my superhuman strength!
8. Cried: I woke up crying after that fucking kiss.
9. Lied: Like 90 times. It's the only way to keep my Gramps alive.
10. been kissed: I'm done talking about this...

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Not successfully.

2. do you have a Dog? In a bun. It's getting all Menchi on me though so I don't want to eat it :(

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? N/A.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Ugh... alone... I can NOT sleep next to people. Weird as it sounds, esPECIALLY girls, the perfume makes me gag.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't believe anything without credible proof.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? My art is 155 and my sensitivity is like 950. I'd totally own that Olive bitch... crazy ho married her DAD! wth! (if you get this reference you are NOT allowed to laugh because you'd have to have played it too.)
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It's not good when anyone ELSE does these, because they aren't funny like I am. And by funny I mean totally 100% serious, I don't know what you're talking about, "You just made that shit up, didn't you." You can just go home to your dad who isn't NEARLY as cool as me.
 
 
2006 Sep 20 at 01:37 PDT
Mrs_Hunni_Bunni
"Fluffy Bunny Kitty"

2005 Dec 13 • 173
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12.15am?? wow do u sleep? does anyone sleep these days
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 06:13 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
I am usually up till at least 2-3 am.

Do also remember that people are in different time zones. The board default clock is set to PST (Pacific Standard Time), i.e. Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco.

Except right now this is an hour behind because the US/Canada/Mexico West Coast is observing PDT (Pacific Daylight Time) until October 29 at 1:00am PST (or 2:00am PDT).
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 13:36 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Look! I did it too!!!!!


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Who was the last person you....

1. You hung out with? Homeslice

2. Rode in a car with? My boss

3. Went to the movies with? Homeslice

4. You went to the mall with? Probably Homeslice and MkErica

6. You talked on the phone to? They guy who did the voice for the owl in MD2

7. Made you laugh? AaronJer


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue. I can hide that. Although I chewed a chunk out of my tongue while I was asleep and it still hurts like hell so maybe not.

2. Be serious or be funny? Both at the same time.

3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole milk. With cheerios. Mmmmmm.

4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire. Fire is my friend and if somebody's gotta do me in I'd want it to be a friend. Fire will be traumatized though.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. They are wacky. My enemies would shoot me on site.


A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone? Not really.

2. Sun or moon? Sun. So I can wear my AWESOME SHADES.

3. Winter or Fall? What's the difference? Why isn't this like Winter or Summer?

4. left or right? who cares

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? Obviously 2 best friends. What a dumb question. Although 10 acquaintences would make a better orgy.

6. Sunny or rain? Sun. Shades reason again.

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Chocolate is what God's shit probably tastes like. Probably.


A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it? This isn't about me at all.

2. First Name? Jer

3. What do you want to do? Stop coughing.

4. Where do you wanna live? I like where I live now but I'd also like a large deck on the back of my house with those tropical multicolored orb lights strung over it and lots of tables and catering for huge parties to invite a ton of people to but I will rarely attend.

5. How many kids do you want? No kids. Kids are annoying.

6. Do you want to get married? Only if I can marry something cool. Like green.

7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Just vicodin and LOTS of it. Damn tolerance.

8. Are you double jointed? No but I have 2 joints if you wanna smoke up!

9. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese and dead animals.

10. Can you cross your eyes? Yes but it hurts. And blood squirts out. Just kidding! It doesn't hurt!

11. Do you make your bed daily? I don't have any blankets on it.. so.. no? yes?

1. Which shoe goes on first? I never take my shoes off.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? See previous answer.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I face-plant and inhale.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. It's too salty.

5. Favorite ice cream? Haagen Dazs coffee, but only after I add peanut butter. TRY IT!

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Cheerios, Crispix, Life.

7. Do you cook? You'd better hope not. Things I've burned: Top ramen, PB&J, salad.

8. Current mood? Fuck this question!


IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one? No.
2. sang? Yes. Pantera.
3. been hugged? Yes. A lot.
4. Felt stupid: I feel pretty stupid NOW...
5. Missed someone: I don't miss people. Unless they die. And no.
6. Danced Crazy: Nope.
7. gotten your hair cut? Yeah I cut it every few days.
8. Cried: Nope. Not since I first heard Pantera.
9. Lied: Yes.
10. been kissed: Nope.


. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I WISH!

2. do you have a Dog? I have about 15% of a dog. If I scrape it all into one pile.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Couple years ago. It never snows enough.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? If I'm tired enough, I can fall asleep in a pile of snakes. If not, then I don't try to go to sleep anyways.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? My form of creating is guessing repeatedly until it's right. I say that counts.
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2006 Sep 22 at 14:10 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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Are you saying you don't fall asleep until you fall onto a pile of snakes? Do you just rely on luck, or do you actually search for snakes?
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 14:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Yes.
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 14:16 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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That only raises MORE questions. Do you collect the hypothetical snakes together yourself or do you look for a snake orgy? OR do you ever pass out before you find snakes or do you always happen to come upon them with time to spare?
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 14:26 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Snake Orgy.

Time to spare. (record* = 13 seconds)








*TODAY'S record
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 14:31 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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That's pretty incredible. I NEVER have time to spare when I find a snake orgy.
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 14:51 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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The correct answer is, no, we don't really sleep. At least not at regular hours.


1. You hung out with? Probably Ato, Gato, and Supes. I went on vacation and was in a car for pretty much seven days without end and it almost blew up, but only once.

2. Rode in a car with? With? Probably Vanessa from work a couple weeks back when she needed a ride 'casue her car gone done did broke itself.

3. Went to the movies with? Prolly my mom and a long time ago.

4. You went to the mall with? That was at least ten years gone! Stop living in the past and go to hell already!

6. You talked on the phone to? Work, bastids are calling me in again.

7. Made you laugh? Myself because I capable of amazing feats of nonsequitor. Or it might've been Spigot the Bear.


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue, I guess, but that would probably be too distracting for me.

2. Be serious or be funny? Dry humor, saying absolutely insane things with a straight face and a monotone.

3. Drink whole or skim milk? Ovaltine in large quantities daily.

4. Die in a fire or drown? I've nearly drowned three or so times now, once at my mom's wedding reception, so I think fire would be different.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Trick question! My parents are enemies, with each other at least. Er. I'd like to exploit my enemies, but they're such a drag.


A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone? It depends on how close I have to be to them. I'm powered by a small core of blood, irony, and seething hatred.

2. Sun or moon? I don't know, glare or bitchin' Top Gun shades...

3. Winter or Fall? Winter because then everything's finished dying and there are snow days.

4. left or right? Nez won't stop calling me a freak because I'm a southpaw.

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? The second one because I can buy or drug acquaintances rather easily.

6. Sunny or rain? Rain because then when I drive all crazy people are less inclined to tail me.

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate has always been the right choice.

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it? I live in a boundless time continuum where there is no weekend. Except this weekend. (HEY ATO)

2. First Name? I don't know, people keep on making up names for me and I've never identified with any of them.

3. What do you want to do? Have a cult following. Then sell out.

4. Where do you wanna live? Anywhere I hang my head is where I'm going to call my home.

5. How many kids do you want? I 'unno, one at least.

6. Do you want to get married? Married to the mob or just regular married?

7. have you ever done drugs? I've overloaded on caffiene and painkillers a few times while writing papers and as an artist it's my responsibility to be drunk all the time.

8. Are you double jointed? Not just, but I can also dislocate my shoulder at will.

9. what do you like on your pizza? I eat pizza almost every day and it needs variety.

10. Can you cross your eyes? They're the wrong shape to do that, they'd need to be longer and of uneven lengths. I can, however, dot my eyes and cross my teas.

11. Do you make your bed daily? under no circumstances.

1. Which shoe goes on first? Both.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yes. But only once and it was the least I could've done.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Sometimes both and the third kind too.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Remember when Ryan opened the Spam? And we all nearly died? You can't have your cake and eat it too, but spam is for having, not eating.

Alternative answer: what? how can I eat intarnet junk mail?

5. Favorite ice cream? Dublin Mudslide?

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Chex (4 MIX), Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmilk, Honey Bunches of Oats?

7. Do you cook? For a living, but probably not too much longer.

8. Current mood? Shakey and mildly irate.


IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one? That's a no.
2. sang? All the time.
3. been hugged? In the nude, sometimes for forty hours at a time.
4. Felt stupid: Not if I couldn't make someone else feel more stupid.
5. Missed someone: Sure thing.
6. Danced Crazy: Nah.
7. gotten your hair cut? Who does that? Superjer? He's not real.
8. Cried: Cried in a 48 hour period? What do I look like? A vagina?
9. Lied: Often.
10. been kissed: Same basic thing as one, isn't it? And does it matter?


. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Once in a Miami airport but it turned out it was just batteries and not WMDs, which is pretty much what I told them to the dismay of the teacher.

2. do you have a Dog? I'd like one, but I'm not goign to be living in any one place for much longer and my mother keeps listening to my aunt, who only wants mechanically obediant dogs.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Several years ago, I have this bitchin' wooden sled that was made long before they started to put safety regulations on children toys.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Anyone I've ever slept within thirty feet of tends to snore or grind their teeth and I need near absolute silence or steady noise to pass out. Or alcohol. Let's go with that.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, sure.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not in some flamingly predictable "I'm so different from you" way, but yeah, I do weird things and I get around.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Sep 22 at 15:52 PDT — Ed. 2006 Sep 24 at 01:55 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 351
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Who was the last person you....

1. You hung out with? Garyjer.


2. Rode in a car with? My mom?


3. Went to the movies with? I think that would be my dad.


4. You went to the mall with? Also, my mom.


6. You talked on the phone to? Uh. Aaronjer?


7. Made you laugh? Aaronjer.


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Why do I have to chose? I guess there are worse places to have a piercing. It sort of makes me wonder about that 23rd commandment: "Thow shall not pierce vital areas of the body!"

2. Be serious or be funny? When I
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2006 Sep 23 at 23:54 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
JMD better respond now. And it better be good. His presence has been invoked.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Sep 24 at 02:00 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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Nah, N to the J! You can't 'invoke' JMD, you have 'evoke' him. You'll need to have Mastery of the Evocation Spheres and Summoning Magic VI to pull it off though. He can be a tricky devil, make sure to line your summoning circle with the dust of Red Pixies and Wallflower petals. Or you can just use bears armed with SMGs, that always keeps that monkey in line.

Just remember he has an energy draining touch, you'll lose 1 level per succesful attack unless you have an Amulet of Death Magic Protection. I've got a spare one you can borrow, but only 'cause I owe you for the Soul-Imbuing you treated my Orihalcum with.
 
 
2006 Sep 24 at 22:09 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Well, I've already got Expert Dark Magic and Master of Curse AND Master of Mind, so can't I just use that until he has no choice but to show up? It's pretty much the same thing, but... I guess Weakness, Slow, or Confusion wouldn't be appropriate ways of getting him here any faster.

Yeah, I guess I could do it that way, but I may have to bum a summoner off you. My last one got tempted by the eternal life/limitless power bullshit and now he doesn't have a soul anymore, which is what got me into this mess in the first place.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Sep 25 at 21:50 PDT
pointy

2006 Sep 27 • -50000
whatis the website of this survay?
violence is the answer
 
 
2006 Sep 30 at 15:40 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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I won't even pretend to comprehend what you are asking. I don't think this survey has that property... or whatever you mean.
 
 
2006 Oct 2 at 01:29 PDT
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