THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!!

THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!!

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general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧


I got a message today.

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Microsoft <update@microsoft.com> wrote:


Hello! Hackers discovered new bugs on Windows XP versions. Now, your computer is very vulnerable to this attacks,

that`s why Microsoft Corporation relased a new patch to protect your sistem!

If you do not install this patch, the hackers can attack your computer, break into your sistem and steal passwords

or secret informations. In USA over 11,000,000 computers were attacked! Those computers didn`t have installed

protection patch!

Please download the patch and install it on your computer now!

Follow one of next links to download the patch:

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //jmaustin. com/patch. exe

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //v31827.1blu. de/phpmyadmin/patch. exe

* * DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE * *

Thank you!



.....Seriously. It chock full of errors, and grammatical errors too. Plus, you can tell it's a virus download message.


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So, I respond with this:


no.





nice try.





I'm not an idiot. Microsoft doesn't send messages like: "OMG PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS VIRUS IT'S ALL UPDATED AND STUFF IT FOUR J00/!!!!1 VIRUSES ARE ATTAKCINHG !!1ONE!11ONE IT'S NOT A VIROUS IT;S AN IMPORTANT THING DOWNLOADS IT NOW AND YOUR COMPUTER WON'T BE VUNERABLE NO MOARS!!!1ON!!11ONE!11SHIFT"







go die.





Reasons why I don't believe it:



1. Poor spelling and Grammar

2. Hackers discovered these things? That makes me suspicious to begin with.




My god.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 10:00 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I doubt the real address the mail came from was update@microsoft.com, so if you respond to update@mi... , they probably won't recieve it.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 10:43 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
I did. I know it wasn't automated. SOMEONE wrote it.



So, I hope the little douche got the message.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 11:36 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
you should have gotten someone to trace and hack him.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 12:40 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
You're right...


damn.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 17:08 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Better yet just whois the websites.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 19:46 PDT
mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485
i downloaded the link to the patch you had there and counterd it back to him. woo hoo
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2007 Jul 2 at 20:44 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
YEY!!!


Let's have a big counter-attack partie!!!



I'll get the beer.
 
 
2007 Jul 2 at 21:21 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I'll bring my 24 cans of soda.

...

Wait, no, I drank 7 of them yesterday. And 5 on saturday.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2007 Jul 3 at 05:47 PDT
mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485
that leaves........................ummmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ............................

13!!!!

now add ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ehhhhhhhhh....... 12 imaginary cans of soda

plus beer.
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2007 Jul 3 at 06:01 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
SuperJer Army?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2007 Jul 3 at 07:02 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Ok you guys, seriously. It's spam. You can't even find who sent it.

How are we supposed to counter-attack, then?
 
 
2007 Jul 3 at 10:54 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
What else should it be? A guy typing those mails all day? :p
(That'd be a fun job, though)
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2007 Jul 3 at 12:12 PDT
mrsticks
Wingus (Part of the Wingus and Dingus set)

2005 Sep 28 • -2485
beer
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2007 Jul 4 at 08:00 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
find out if they have forums. if ive learned anything from this place its that we are very good at destroying stuff.
 
 
2007 Jul 5 at 13:28 PDT
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