things to do before you die
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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its kinda like a forum game we just keep on going i gess >.>
1. shoot a full oil drum in mid-air with a anti-aircraft gun
2. Punch Chuck Norris and get away with it
3. Go to my old school and make all the jail bait horny.
4. figure out how i can get sd cards to work again
5. throw mardi gras beads at homosexuals 
put a number in front of the sentence to make it a list
moo moo moo, moo.
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(Edited 2010 Feb 20 at 17:51)
2010 Feb 20 at 17:24
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1414
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Kick an emo's ass
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2010 Feb 20 at 17:32
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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6. lick a toad
7. go to hell
8. shove pineapples up Hitlers ass
9. chew orbit gum wile chewing dog shit
moo moo moo, moo.
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2010 Feb 20 at 21:49
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xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.
2007 Oct 21 • 883
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10. jump from a plane without a parachute
11. snort crack from a strippers butt.
12. complete a single homework assignment
13. run a 28 mile marathon backwards on ur hands in the nude.
14. experience a near death experience involving a fat woman's cleavage.
15. be shocked by nipple clamps
...and they all cried to the heavens for help.
and Jigsaw looked down and said....FUCK YOU!
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(Edited 2010 Feb 20 at 23:58)
2010 Feb 20 at 23:57
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 66
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1. Fight a Dragon Ninja...and run away after he has cut my cloths off.
2. Go Back to Back with Jigsaw Jacking off into strippers mouths.
3. Join in the Reunion with Mother and the other remnants.
4. Fight in a Zombie Apocalypse with a Buster Sword.
5. Complete this list.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that  |
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2010 Feb 21 at 00:22
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1424
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1. Fugu
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2010 Feb 21 at 08:46
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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10. find out a way to make bra's edible
11.kick Jorge lucus in the testicles
12. be on a island with monkeys
13. stick glow sticks up my nose
14. get fucking contacts
15. have sex with Stacey's mom
moo moo moo, moo.
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(Edited 2010 Feb 21 at 12:27)
2010 Feb 21 at 12:26
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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SolidKAYOS said: Fight in a Zombie Apocalypse with a Buster Sword.
Fuck yea (replace the Buster with a Bastard though, or twin katanas).
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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(Edited 2010 Feb 21 at 13:47)
2010 Feb 21 at 13:47
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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its a final fantasy relation
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now witch one looks more kickass 
moo moo moo, moo.
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2010 Feb 21 at 14:04
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker
2009 Nov 13 • 1849
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the_cloud_system said: its a final fantasy relation
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now witch one looks more kickass The one thats real and could actually do some damage.
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2010 Feb 21 at 17:18
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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BACK ON TOPIC
16. impale zombies with a spork
17. kill cats
18. piss on a hobo
19. buy maruchan soup
20. bring back pain to hoes
moo moo moo, moo.
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2010 Feb 21 at 18:50
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2010 Mar 30 at 21:30
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1414
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2. World Domination
3. World Self Destruction
4. NUKE!!!
5. List burned..... 
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2010 Mar 31 at 08:28
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xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.
2007 Oct 21 • 883
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1. Remember what the list was for before scrolling to the top
2. Invent a new sex postion
3. Turn back time
4. do a front-flip
5. Kill the fucker who keeps eating the last tostito
...and they all cried to the heavens for help.
and Jigsaw looked down and said....FUCK YOU!
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2010 Mar 31 at 17:06
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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we are all soposted to make a big list... but ok fine...
moo moo moo, moo.
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2010 Mar 31 at 17:18
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