things to do before you die

things to do before you die

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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
its kinda like a forum game we just keep on going i gess >.>


1. shoot a full oil drum in mid-air with a anti-aircraft gun
2. Punch Chuck Norris and get away with it
3. Go to my old school and make all the jail bait horny.
4. figure out how i can get sd cards to work again
5. throw mardi gras beads at homosexuals


put a number in front of the sentence to make it a list
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Feb 20 at 17:24 PST — Ed. 2010 Feb 20 at 17:51 PST
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
Kick an emo's ass
 
 
2010 Feb 20 at 17:32 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
1. Take off all my clothes.
2. Submerge myself in icy water.
3. Become rigid and unable to move.
4. Asphyxiate.
 
 
2010 Feb 20 at 21:24 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
6. lick a toad
7. go to hell
8. shove pineapples up Hitlers ass
9. chew orbit gum wile chewing dog shit
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Feb 20 at 21:49 PST
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
10. jump from a plane without a parachute
11. snort crack from a strippers butt.
12. complete a single homework assignment
13. run a 28 mile marathon backwards on ur hands in the nude.
14. experience a near death experience involving a fat woman's cleavage.
15. be shocked by nipple clamps
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2010 Feb 20 at 23:57 PST — Ed. 2010 Feb 20 at 23:58 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
1. Fight a Dragon Ninja...and run away after he has cut my cloths off.
2. Go Back to Back with Jigsaw Jacking off into strippers mouths.
3. Join in the Reunion with Mother and the other remnants.
4. Fight in a Zombie Apocalypse with a Buster Sword.
5. Complete this list.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 00:22 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
1. Fugu
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 08:46 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
10. find out a way to make bra's edible
11.kick Jorge lucus in the testicles
12. be on a island with monkeys
13. stick glow sticks up my nose
14. get fucking contacts
15. have sex with Stacey's mom
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 12:26 PST — Ed. 2010 Feb 21 at 12:27 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SolidKAYOS said:
Fight in a Zombie Apocalypse with a Buster Sword.


Fuck yea (replace the Buster with a Bastard though, or twin katanas).
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 13:47 PST — Ed. 2010 Feb 21 at 13:47 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
its a final fantasy relation




to



now witch one looks more kickass
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 14:04 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
the_cloud_system said:
its a final fantasy relation




to



now witch one looks more kickass

The one thats real and could actually do some damage.
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 17:18 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
BACK ON TOPIC

16. impale zombies with a spork
17. kill cats
18. piss on a hobo
19. buy maruchan soup
20. bring back pain to hoes
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Feb 21 at 18:50 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
21. tootsie pop how many licks it takes
22. fuck a migit
23. http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/The_Nerd_in_Oz
24. live in the world of grand theft auto
25. throw dimes off a building
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Mar 30 at 21:30 PDT
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
2. World Domination
3. World Self Destruction
4. NUKE!!!
5. List burned.....
 
 
2010 Mar 31 at 08:28 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
1. Remember what the list was for before scrolling to the top
2. Invent a new sex postion
3. Turn back time
4. do a front-flip
5. Kill the fucker who keeps eating the last tostito
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2010 Mar 31 at 17:06 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
we are all soposted to make a big list... but ok fine...
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Mar 31 at 17:18 PDT
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