It is I, the man once known as Dr. Salines Cryson.
Years ago, I left this forum and went into the mountains to enjoy the world spirit and my solitude. Finally I became weary of my wisdom, like the bee that has gathered too much honey; I needed hands outstretched to take it from me. I wish to spread it and bestow it, until the wise have once more become joyous in their folly, and the poor happy in their riches.
Thus I rose from the ashes like the Phoenix, a changed man.
When I returned, I served in the Atlantic Theater fighting the Antarctican Empire during the Great Superjer Web World War (WWW1).
I served as Commander of the submersible carrier CSS Kaze Maru with the 5th Division, Special Aquatic Air Force (SAAF). After three weeks of fighting the Antarctican Nationalists and the Army of Chiron, I was able to lead the charge that penetrated the Antarcticís secret passages, thus drawing away the bulk of the enemy forces that would have hindered Superjerís Pacific Fleet.
Now, after many moons, I return to the Forums.
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I shall impart my learned wisdom upon the masses: Be sure to stay tuned for future posts regarding the rules, regulations, and team scores of both Pole Socking and Storm Chasing.
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