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Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
A random guy pulls up to a fast food drive through.

Speaker: "hiya-howa-cana-hel-yooo?"

Random Guy: "WTF did u say?"

Speaker: repeats mumbled sounds

Random Guy: "ummm ok, i'm just gonna order, I'll take a number 5 combo, MEDIUM"

Speaker: "whata-yooo-to-dreenyk?"

Random Guy: (assuming he's been asked what kind of drink he will have) "I'll have a coke with lite ice"

Speaker: "hoekay-faiv-dolla-aaah-nest-winduow"

Random Guy: (pulls up, hands $50 dollar bill)

Stupid Mexican: (accepts the bill suspiciously, shouting spanish words to the manager to open the high security safe to deposit the large banknote)
.....
(hands Random Guy the money, along with food)

Random Guy: having gotten ripped off before by stupid mexican, checks the change and sees that he has only recieved 44 dollars back, and shakes his LARGE coke cup which rattles from a cup overfilled with ice.
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complains to stupid mexican

Stupid Mexican: acts like he/she is sorry and hands Random Guy a dollar bill (it is difficult to let go)

Random Guy: pissed off about wrong change and the cup full of ice speeds off while saying "stupid mexican"
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2012 Dec 25 at 11:02 PST
Outcast
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2009 Dec 13 • 562
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u da random guy?
 
 
2012 Dec 26 at 02:10 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Today, true story at wendy's

SRAW: Hey, I have a coupon that says that you get free fries and a drink with a purchase of a baconator.

Mexican: :Stares at coupon: YOU WANT COMBO 1 , 2 or 3

SRAW: err, what's a combo?

Mexican: You want combo 1 2 or 3?

SRAW: 1, I guess

Mexican: OK

SRAW: :sigh:

Thankfully I DID get the right order though, so good work on mexicano's part
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2013 Jan 2 at 15:18 PST
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