We expierience death....

We expierience death....

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general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
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....every time we sneeze. That's wierd.




"Did you get those files ye....aAAACHOO!!!!!"

"Oh snap! You just died!"

"OK. I'm back. I just expierenced heaven for 0.1 seconds"



But, yes I know, your not really dead. After your heart stops (which it does stop when you sneeze, only for 0.1th of a second) for three minutes, then your dead.
 
 
2006 Oct 3 at 18:58 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
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2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I wonder if there is a formula for how often a person experiences death.

Aw, whatever.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 05:09 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 398
11 ₧
I die twice every time I sneeze
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 10:25 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
My dad sneezes twice like that too, sometimes three times....



Heck, I was sitting in class today and I sneezed, but my heart didn't resume beating for two minutes.



I was one minute away from complete death....
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 13:33 PDT
Mr. Ribbon
Malicious Outsider
2006 Sep 25 • 20
16 ₧
You're full of crap! My heart only beats once every couple of hours and I'm FINE.
Bebop and scat or I'll skin you like a bear!
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 18:32 PDT
aaronjer
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Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
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I forgot where I put mine... I think it's still down a well somewhere on a pedestal. Last time somebody found it I had to come ALL the way down from the mountains to put it and him back in their places.
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 18:37 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Well contrary to popular belief. I like cookies.
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 20:22 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4789
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It's always so nice when Smoke has somethung to say. It's like a refreshing breeze. It cools the heart and soul.
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 21:26 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
Much like Vicks VapoEyedrops.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Oct 4 at 23:00 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
"aaronjer" said:
It's always so nice when Smoke has somethung to say. It's like a refreshing breeze. It cools the heart and soul.


I know I'm just that sort of person.


"Zarathustra" said:
Much like Vicks VapoEyedrops.


Well...Maybe Vicks Vaporub, not the eyedrops though... You dingbat.
 
 
2006 Oct 5 at 15:45 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4789
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Zarabooster is NOT a bat.
 
 
2006 Oct 5 at 17:11 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
Well you should've told me before I released this giant jar of fruitflies into the ultra-bat-trap-2000-inator
 
 
2006 Oct 5 at 18:14 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Once, when I was little, I was alone and I sneezed. Since no one could've said "bless you", my soul was never crammed back into my body, and I've been wandering the earth like a derelict ever since. That's how I became who I am today.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Oct 6 at 10:18 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

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2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I guess, you just didn't know that people are actually saying "Gesundheit!" after sneezing.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Oct 6 at 14:02 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Are you trying to tell me that I might actually have a soul after all?

I don't believe you!

(runs away sobbing)

I've been living a lie!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Oct 6 at 14:21 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
"molkman" said:
I guess, you just didn't know that people are actually saying "Gesundheit!" after sneezing.


Now see here! We'll have none of your Hitler-talk moon-language on our forums. We run a clean ship here, so s
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Oct 6 at 14:40 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
well sorry.
 
 
2006 Oct 6 at 14:48 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 398
11 ₧
True story.

What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2006 Oct 7 at 00:51 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
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2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
"Zarathustra" said:
"molkman" said:
I guess, you just didn't know that people are actually saying "Gesundheit!" after sneezing.


Now see here! We'll have none of your Hitler-talk moon-language on our forums. We run a clean ship here, so s
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Oct 7 at 02:09 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
But you brought the hamburgers.

Mmm. Tasty hamburgers.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Oct 7 at 11:45 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
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2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Whatever, speaking of heart stuff, did you know that when you listen to Gnarls Barkley's Crazy, (with enough base) your heart moves to the beat?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Oct 8 at 02:58 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
"Zarathustra" said:
Much like Vicks VapoEyedrops.


Dry-Eyes are 10x better.

They got Ben Stein!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Oct 10 at 15:23 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Clear eyes, I think you mean.

Dry eyes is what they're trying to prevent.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Oct 15 at 16:22 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
"NatureJay" said:
Clear eyes, I think you mean.

Dry eyes is what they're trying to prevent.


Wet eyes, Dry eyes, clear eyes, hazy eyes, whatever.

Same thing.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Oct 16 at 18:45 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
"CornJer" said:

Wet eyes, Dry eyes, clear eyes, hazy eyes, whatever.
Same thing.



To Corneljer, there are NO American tanks in Iraq.

None.

And it there were, they
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Oct 16 at 22:51 PDT
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