Whats IS pole socking?

Whats IS pole socking?

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NatureJay
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Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
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2008 Nov 7 at 11:31 PST
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That is a fantastic comparison. I'll wait 'til my flatmate gets back, he needs to hear that.
 
 
2008 Nov 7 at 17:20 PST
CornJer
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Real men edit THEIR posts.

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2008 Nov 16 at 11:54 PST — Ed. 2008 Nov 16 at 11:54 PST
SuperJer
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You actually care that it says "edited" on your post?!?

You got issues.
 
 
2008 Nov 16 at 13:39 PST
aaronjer
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God dammit, Cornell. We miss you and we want you around all the time. Why don't you love us any more?

I'm especially teary-eyed at the moment because I'm playing Original War, which has a character named Cornell in it.
 
 
2008 Nov 16 at 17:27 PST
LivingDog

2009 Jan 29 • 20
When it comes to the world's fastest growing sport, superjer ranks
second!

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Manly men who have manly posts maningly edit their man posts ... um
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2009 Feb 14 at 06:03 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 14 at 06:10 PST
SRAW
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LivingDog said:
When it comes to the world's fastest growing sport, superjer ranks
second!

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Manly men who have manly posts maningly edit their man posts ... um

whos this dumbass?
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2009 Feb 16 at 00:27 PST
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2009 Feb 16 at 01:25 PST
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My folds are NOT sweaty.
 
 
2009 Feb 16 at 05:11 PST
NatureJay
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My folds are not inviting! They snap at and occasionally devour intruders.
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2009 Feb 16 at 17:28 PST
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But you see, if they were inviting you would be able to to devour more due to the increased traffic to your folds. This is how SJ.webernets operates I believe.
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 11:26 PST
NatureJay
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Clearly, my folds are poorly marketed. I'm firing my advertising firm.
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2009 Feb 17 at 13:21 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 17 at 13:21 PST
Zarathustra
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NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.


Pole Socking is real simple.

Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.

At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel rolls.

The totals are then divide by nine.
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2010 Apr 30 at 19:03 PDT — Ed. 2010 May 2 at 02:18 PDT
sprinkles

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Zarathustra said:
NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.


Pole Socking is real simple.

Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.

At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel roles.

The totals are then divide by nine.



eDan Co. said:
Although something gives me the feeling Crytax and Zarathustra are gonna come along and say lots of weird stuff.

 
 
2010 Apr 30 at 20:34 PDT
NatureJay
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That's mostly accurate except for the stupid parts.
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2010 Apr 30 at 20:44 PDT
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2010 May 1 at 08:20 PDT
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2010 May 1 at 09:00 PDT — Ed. 2010 May 1 at 09:02 PDT
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Who is Edan anyways?
 
 
2010 May 2 at 11:34 PDT
the_cloud_system
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...
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 May 2 at 11:36 PDT
sprinkles

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the_cloud_system said:
ellipsis

 
 
2010 May 2 at 11:41 PDT
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