Whats IS pole socking?
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Pole Socking
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1424
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Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2008 Nov 7 at 11:31
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2008 Nov 7 at 17:20
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Real men edit THEIR posts.
ARE YOU A REAL MAN?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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(Edited 2008 Nov 16 at 11:54)
2008 Nov 16 at 11:54
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 3742
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You actually care that it says "edited" on your post?!?
You got issues.
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2008 Nov 16 at 13:39
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LivingDog
2009 Jan 29 • 20
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When it comes to the world's fastest growing sport, superjer ranks
second!
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Manly men who have manly posts maningly edit their man posts ... um
-LD
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my faith
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(Edited 2009 Feb 14 at 06:10)
2009 Feb 14 at 06:03
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2069
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LivingDog said: When it comes to the world's fastest growing sport, superjer ranks
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Manly men who have manly posts maningly edit their man posts ... um whos this dumbass?
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2009 Feb 16 at 00:27
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2009 Feb 16 at 01:25
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1424
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My folds are not inviting! They snap at and occasionally devour intruders.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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2009 Feb 16 at 17:28
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2009 Feb 17 at 11:26
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1424
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Clearly, my folds are poorly marketed. I'm firing my advertising firm.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
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(Edited 2009 Feb 17 at 13:21)
2009 Feb 17 at 13:21
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Zarathustra
Monotheist
2005 Apr 30 • 314
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NatureJay said: Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
Pole Socking is real simple.
Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.
At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel rolls.
The totals are then divide by nine.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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(Edited 2010 May 2 at 02:18)
2010 Apr 30 at 19:03
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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Zarathustra said: NatureJay said: Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
Pole Socking is real simple.
Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.
At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel roles.
The totals are then divide by nine.
eDan Co. said: Although something gives me the feeling Crytax and Zarathustra are gonna come along and say lots of weird stuff.
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 Apr 30 at 20:34
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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse
2005 Mar 22 • 1424
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That's mostly accurate except for the stupid parts.
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2010 Apr 30 at 20:44
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 May 1 at 08:20
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 2788
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edan is in a better world now, we should start constructing a monument to his cantankerous, mad self. starting with turning the statue of liberty into the statue of Jesus shiting on Jews
moo moo moo, moo.
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(Edited 2010 May 1 at 09:02)
2010 May 1 at 09:00
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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Who is Edan anyways?
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 May 2 at 11:34
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2010 May 2 at 11:36
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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the_cloud_system said: ellipsis
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 May 2 at 11:41
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