Why Jesus Loves You

Why Jesus Loves You

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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Every day, I get up at 6 in the morning, and I wonder to myself: What would Jesus do? After all, he is the holy of holyness. So I decided to convert eveyone on the street I met to be a good, obdient christian. It seemed like a grand idea. So I went to the nearest bar and preached, and preached, and preached. I then came home from the hospital several hours later. It was a fun time, since I had encountered someone from a Boston Church. He talked about how he had been abused and would like to kill his priest. Another man said that he had donated his life savings to church and lost everything. I said "I'm glad that that happened. It was for the good of the church." Thats when I broke my jaw on his fist. I hope god forgives their forsaken souls. I decided to preach some more after that, going to strip joints and satanist gatherings, bars, and mosques. Although the journey was long, the hospital visits numerous, I eventually decided to settle down at a community and preach to the same people, every day. Alas, the fun was great, the power of damning non-donators. Even the time passed fairly quickly. But I missed The feeling of pain and the yells of drunken morons as they called me a "Bitch of God". But God and the Holy Republican Party were on my side. So after rethinking my sanity, and wondering if I was a sadist. I decided to continue onward...
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2005 Dec 13 at 07:49 PST
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
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sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
2005 Dec 14 at 06:10 PST
Theou Aegis
2005 Apr 23 • 100
33 ₧
Yo're not one of those guys that stands out in public squares wearing a board around your neck with scribblings of all the people that will go to Hell if they don't change their ways and getting into fights with everyone that thinks you're a fuckin disembodied nutsack of Michael Jackson's that some pediatrician dislodged from a nine-year old boy's throat, are you?
It'sa me! Carl!
 
 
2005 Dec 20 at 20:28 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Maybe...
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2005 Dec 21 at 09:52 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6507
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2005 Dec 21 at 11:51 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
The End is closer than it used to be!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2005 Dec 22 at 15:41 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
My Three Tenets:

Good Thoughts
Good Words
Good Deeds




That
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Feb 24 at 12:11 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Good Food
Good Drink
Good God
Let's eat.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Feb 24 at 16:36 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
"NatureJay" said:
Good Food
Good Drink
Good God.


So say we all!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Feb 24 at 17:10 PST
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