Wtf?

Wtf?

Hammer Mapping — Page [1]
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
So i re-installed windows and installed teh hammre again,did everything right in options and when i click on "new" to start making a map hammer closes.

Anyone knows what could be the problem?
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 11:36 PDT
Killer-Duck
Homicidal Anatidae

2008 Mar 5 • 1169
633 ₧
Too many wads?
QUACK! QUACK!
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 13:05 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 13:36 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
Only 2.
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 13:55 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Have to tried to open an existing map?
If you don't have one, make one using notepad. Simply right click ->create new text document. Then name it noInstallationFoundAtDot.rmf then try to open it.
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 16:42 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Video drivers.
 
 
2010 Sep 8 at 17:55 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧


then i press ok and it says "there was a file error",also when i browse the textures it's empty lol.

Btw i have the latest drivers :)
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 12:08 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Reinstall.
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 12:52 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Seconded.
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 17:47 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
Didn't work .Damn and i still can't view the textures,kinda lame isn't it?
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 18:43 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Reinstall windows.
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 20:07 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Try writing hammer onto your router firmware.
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 20:40 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
If all else fails, defragment your RAM cache.
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 22:17 PDT
Killer-Duck
Homicidal Anatidae

2008 Mar 5 • 1169
633 ₧
http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#serialize

What version of Hammer? (3.4 or 3.5?)
Are you opening an .map or .rmf-file?
QUACK! QUACK!
 
 
2010 Sep 9 at 23:54 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
aaronjer said:
Try writing hammer onto your router firmware.


How do i do this?

Quote:
http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#serialize

What version of Hammer? (3.4 or 3.5?)
Are you opening an .map or .rmf-file?


Tried both versions.I 'm trying to open an .rmf,but even if i don't open and just start a new map it closes.
 
 
2010 Sep 10 at 13:47 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
Outcast said:
aaronjer said:
Try writing hammer onto your router firmware.


How do i do this?

Well, Firmware=hardware, so find your router (hopefully you know where it is), get a sharp knife, a spoon and a permanent marker pen.

Cut a round top in the middle from above, use the spoon to pick out all of the fudge that we all know techy stuff is made off. You don't have to remove it all, but when you can see the bottom, your good.

Get the permanent marker pen and write the word "HAMMER" (without brackets), reapply the fudge, melt down some chocolate and pour ontop to make sure that it really stays contacted later on, reapply the lid that you cut out in the beginning.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
2010 Sep 10 at 13:59 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
Well thanks,but i don't think it will help at all.
 
 
2010 Sep 10 at 14:03 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I find this too funny.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh, dear, that's hilarious. Outcast - ignore the people in this truck, they're not helping. Obviously something is wrong but we're heading into territory where having physical access to the computer would be easier than trying to find solutions through you would be.

Ahem.
 
 
2010 Sep 10 at 17:42 PDT
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