aaronjer

aaronjer

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Recent posts by aaronjer

Apr 7 at 19:42 PDT
that sexy German with them big legs n

Chase bank is giving out that sexy German with them big legs this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
Her inheritance was squandered upon crack while Cinderella was abused and forced to become that sexy German with them big legs in her own home.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about that sexy German with them big legs?
Pool rules: No running. No dark magic. Keep that sexy German with them big legs out of the deep end.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began that sexy German with them big legs.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with that sexy German with them big legs.

Apr 5 at 14:47 PDT
 {n} can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.

females with four teats can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.
all creation can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.
ammunition can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.
balls caught in the car window can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.
my syndrome can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.
a good job can expose a curved nail that lashes out and strikes at up to two meters, thanks to a tensely coiled, specialized muscle.

Apr 4 at 23:45 PDT
peanut butter that talks while you chew it n

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for peanut butter that talks while you chew it?
I found out why I’m always sick... they found peanut butter that talks while you chew it in the walls at my office.
My nightly ritual involves a friend, peanut butter that talks while you chew it, and finally my secret sex gymnasium just as I fall asleep.
Peanut butter that talks while you chew it failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward Satan’s latest abomination.
I came with a backup plan to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought peanut butter that talks while you chew it so nobody even noticed!
If you have a dream about an elite Korean hacker, it meas you’re worried about peanut butter that talks while you chew it.

Mar 23 at 20:34 PDT
Riley's exposed, nubile dong n

The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to Riley's exposed, nubile dong.
I need a hotel room with Riley's exposed, nubile dong, and I need zoo smell brought to me every four hours.
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge Riley's exposed, nubile dong.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen Riley's exposed, nubile dong.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider Riley's exposed, nubile dong.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from Riley's exposed, nubile dong.

Mar 22 at 23:52 PDT
coon cheese nc

Dagnabbit! I got coon cheese all jammed up in the wheel well again.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in coon cheese, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of coon cheese came on the screen.
Here’s a certificate for coon cheese. I am at your service.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of halitosis and a Fedex full of coon cheese.
I’ve been chopping down trees to build coon cheese for me and my wife.

Mar 22 at 23:46 PDT
I tried   over   because people said I look like a potato.2

I tried a wet tongue over attacking everything in your path because people said I look like a potato.
I tried a totally wicked bat wing over fingertips because people said I look like a potato.
I tried a beefy meal over an ancient insignificant dead Jew because people said I look like a potato.
I tried entering hibernation over your best friend because people said I look like a potato.
I tried a madhouse! A madhouse! over feasting and slaughter because people said I look like a potato.
I tried a lasting mark over the royal baby because people said I look like a potato.

Mar 22 at 23:44 PDT
a virginal potato n

I want to say one word to you, just one word: a virginal potato.
Getting a virginal potato back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with a virginal potato jumping and nipping at me from below and even squandering.
Sir! We are out of everything you’ve always wanted, but we found a virginal potato while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?
Chimps in the wild have been observed using a virginal potato to forage for food.
Soldiers in Iraq are deployed with peanut butter in the mouth and are ordered to be a virginal potato no matter what.

Mar 8 at 21:27 PST
imitation without understanding vt

My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between imitation without understanding and making it go back in.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “imitation without understanding.”
Then God said, “Let there be imitation without understanding”; and there was imitation without understanding. And God saw that imitation without understanding was good.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Imitation Without Understanding.
Imitation without understanding can actually erode lacerations, which is gradually causing a decrease in effectiveness.
Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling a big chicken order. The driver was imitation without understanding.

Mar 7 at 21:20 PST
I found what I thought was   in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was  ...2

I found what I thought was giving birth to it in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was my sister’s closet...
I found what I thought was Tony’s prison baby in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was lubricant...
I found what I thought was sinuses in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was shitting glitter...
I found what I thought was a bitter rivalry in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was rumpy pumpy...
I found what I thought was a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was ground control...
I found what I thought was buffing that vagina in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was their own mothers...

Mar 1 at 12:17 PST
my absolute favorite nc

Whenever I cook a dog boner I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into my absolute favorite.
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a flagrant misuse of the English language and a mysterious boy who fights my absolute favorite.
For my last meal I want my absolute favorite seasoned heavily with a traffic cop.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am ideas above your station. Would you like to try our new special, my absolute favorite?
Let’s wait for my absolute favorite to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get a pillar of salt.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen my absolute favorite.