aaronjer

aaronjer

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Jun 25 at 19:27 PDT
The pterodactyl in question
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The pterodactyl in question travelled over 20 feet after inhaling.
In public restrooms I always put the pterodactyl in question on the toilet before sitting down.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Loudspeakers and the pterodactyl in question.
The pterodactyl in question is the only way to say goodbye.
Alexander also named a city in India “The Pterodactyl in Question” after his dead horse.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need my mouth and the pterodactyl in question.

Jun 24 at 14:39 PDT
The illegal killing of a black man
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Don’t shake a wasted life so hard, it’ll start the illegal killing of a black man.
Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for the illegal killing of a black man.
Senator, give me the illegal killing of a black man and you’ll get my vote.
This new Mario game is weird. You need the illegal killing of a black man to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying iodine.
Dude! Her dress was so sheer I could see the illegal killing of a black man!
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by the illegal killing of a black man?

Jun 24 at 14:32 PDT
The legal killing of a black man
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Today I bought all the bacon from the back of a van. They also threw in the legal killing of a black man, which I didn’t even think was legal.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady doing it again with the legal killing of a black man.
During my driving test, I backed my car into the legal killing of a black man. I still got an 85!
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than the legal killing of a black man.
Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl on the legal killing of a black man, or even some kind of a dead cat scene.
A falling tree can wear down the legal killing of a black man, which gradually decreases effectiveness.

My idiot roommate Kyle
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Alexander also named a city in India “My Idiot Roommate Kyle” after his dead horse.
Life without love is like my idiot roommate Kyle without abstinence or fruit.
Ich bin ein my idiot roommate Kyle.
We have a zero tolerance policy for catchin’ heat for sellin’ a piece of ass here at Disney. So get my idiot roommate Kyle and get out!
At my 9th birthday, we had my idiot roommate Kyle piñata that burst open showering REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET on us kids.
I clean my idiot roommate Kyle by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up getting fat.

The exact same crab as the last time
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It’s taking forever to scrape the remains of the exact same crab as the last time off the grill.
Slender and muscled, like the exact same crab as the last time. She was the spitting image of finding a place to fart.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and the exact same crab as the last time.
I chipped my tooth on the exact same crab as the last time. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t being cooked and eaten.
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of unbelievably beautiful hair. She has stated, “I prefer the exact same crab as the last time.”
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: The exact same crab as the last time, not riding a Segway and a legless dog on a wheeled cart.

Feb 21 at 18:43 PST
The bathroom I was raped in
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This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw the bathroom I was raped in overboard!
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about the bathroom I was raped in, but with Tony’s prison baby!
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in the bathroom I was raped in.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got the bathroom I was raped in before every meeting.
The thief was caught stealing a crack in the sky from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of the bathroom I was raped in.
Nut sack hairs is a temporary setback on the road to the bathroom I was raped in!

Feb 19 at 01:58 PST
A safe place for Harrison Ford
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Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a safe place for Harrison Ford hanging in the window.
The main ingredient in a safe place for Harrison Ford is the tickle zone.
If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent a safe place for Harrison Ford, certainly others would have.
I’m late to my meeting for a safe place for Harrison Ford.
No more a safe place for Harrison Ford at Starbucks.
During the half-time show, a rip in this asshole exposed a safe place for Harrison Ford to the audience.

Feb 10 at 15:36 PST
Surprising the kids with incest
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While I was out the dog chewed into the packaging on a rope tied round my leg. I found him surprising the kids with incest.
At Home Depot they have this new all-in-one tool that’s shaped like loose morals and can be used for surprising the kids with incest.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, backing up on it, toilet paper, shelter, and surprising the kids with incest.
I saw my hood down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be surprising the kids with incest with us.”
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into impacting my sister, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start surprising the kids with incest.
I thought I was alone with the rope my pappy hanged his self with but my mom walked in. We got to surprising the kids with incest and I felt better.

Feb 10 at 15:32 PST
Some amount of incest
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Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw some amount of incest.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had some amount of incest.
While you’re at the store can you pick up some amount of incest, in family size?
I got into my car and sat on some amount of incest. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up some amount of incest on the porch to surprise the kids.
I got so drunk last night that I got some amount of incest all over everyone and everything.

The colder of my two feet
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The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as a gentle kiss on the teeth and comes with 1 USB-C port and the colder of my two feet! Groovy!
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got the colder of my two feet before every meeting.
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in the colder of my two feet!
Daddy! There’s the colder of my two feet under my bed. Kill it kill it!
The media’s nonstop coverage of the colder of my two feet is just to distract us from a menacing spike.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had the colder of my two feet.