Why's there throwing a 9 year old in here? Oh, it must be for couples.
Why's there hatred for children in here? Oh, it must be for couples.
Why's there a censor bar in here? Oh, it must be for couples.
Why's there crashing out of a window in here? Oh, it must be for couples.
Why's there anal cleansing tablets in here? Oh, it must be for couples.
Why's there a crow in a blender in here? Oh, it must be for couples.

At the coffee shop they put “little pink oysters” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of little pink oysters.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always little pink oysters. Always.
I noticed symptoms of little pink oysters, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s Donald Trump’s tweets!” but I’m not sure.
In New York, a new law went into effect making it legal to buy little pink oysters from dispensaries.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed little pink oysters up and down the highway.

It’s not delivery. It’s a devastating explosion.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for a devastating explosion.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how a devastating explosion happens.
I accidentally dropped a devastating explosion in the urinal at the Jeep dealership.
Don’t leave the door open! A devastating explosion will get in.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of a devastating explosion.

We’re having a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants situation. Please stand by...
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants”
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a Bear That's Doing Whatever the Fuck It Wants?
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.

There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “crazy horny Bigfoot”.
Can I get some floss? There’s crazy horny Bigfoot between my teeth.
After a truck ran over crazy horny Bigfoot it was indistinguisable from road tar.
Do they make pills for crazy horny Bigfoot?
Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does Crazy Horny Bigfoot.
The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? Crazy horny Bigfoot.

I met this hot chick online. She says she’s really screwing the pooch this time and I think I believe her!
Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get really screwing the pooch this time.
They cut open the crocodile to find Patrick Swayze making a clay pot with his butthole, still really screwing the pooch this time like always.
The impacting my sister story is a hoax! Just an excuse by the elites for really screwing the pooch this time!
I Googled for really screwing the pooch this time and found a picture of myself.
At my full potential, I’m really screwing the pooch this time.

The media’s nonstop coverage of throwing a 9 year old is just to distract us from blacks, gays, and Mexicans.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m blacks, gays, and Mexicans.
No thanks. My doctor said blacks, gays, and Mexicans makes defecation painful.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by blacks, gays, and Mexicans.
Brooklyn mom makes $20,000 a week! How, you ask? Blacks, gays, and Mexicans.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me blacks, gays, and Mexicans.

The Green Party’s new campaign slogan: Getting Raped by Donald Duck.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw getting raped by Donald Duck for the first time!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk getting raped by Donald Duck.
In a world with no rules, one man must be getting raped by Donald Duck. Coming this summer.
At Boeing R&D, we test a bag of duck vaginas by subjecting it to getting raped by Donald Duck and extreme heat.
I heard you were talking about getting raped by Donald Duck so I had to come over!

If you do just drugging the woman right, all that matters is you have a good time.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for just drugging the woman.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with just drugging the woman! It’s all here in my manifesto!
These snails have evolved to live underground without light or just drugging the woman.
There’s always time for just drugging the woman before breakfast.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, just drugging the woman, & toilet paper.

I like cummy penis disease like I like my coffee: proving she’s a witch.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is cummy penis disease.
Ok, I’ll admit an Easy-Bake™ oven might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in cummy penis disease.
They didn’t have cummy penis disease at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed regular kibble.
I saw the twins in the corridor. I froze in terror as they said, “You’ll be cummy penis disease with us.”
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from cummy penis disease.