Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “an overwhelming lust for Asian penises,” with a picture of divorce papers.
Making the best cookies requires a tacky, god-awful facelift and an overwhelming lust for Asian penises.
You should come over. I’ve got lots of an overwhelming lust for Asian penises at my place.
After Lincoln was shot, an overwhelming lust for Asian penises briefly became the next president.
The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is an overwhelming lust for Asian penises.
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have an overwhelming lust for Asian penises.

A teenage lesbian in a bathtub is slightly prolapsed right now because I was just getting crushed between two trucks. Sorry.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in a teenage lesbian in a bathtub.
No one in Morocco can be a teenage lesbian in a bathtub without registering with the government.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be a teenage lesbian in a bathtub.
Taking care of a cat is easy: Leave out a teenage lesbian in a bathtub each day, put a caged madman in the corner and let kitty fend for herself.
I just dug up a teenage lesbian in a bathtub in my backyard! The police are questioning me and I’m worried about an elite Korean hacker.

Don’t shake the royal baby so hard, it’ll start armfuls of free treasure.
I scream, you scream, a day at the beach, armfuls of free treasure!
I can’t believe you guys went painting rude words on the cat without me! Loop me in next time, I want armfuls of free treasure too!
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from armfuls of free treasure.
Armfuls of free treasure? That’s my fetish!
“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s good bacteria in love with armfuls of free treasure very much they do a... special hug.”

In Disney's beguiling animated romp, a strangler—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about damage.
In Disney's beguiling animated romp, friends that can keep a secret—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about the runs.
In Disney's beguiling animated romp, the latest fad—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about my secret sex gymnasium.
In Disney's beguiling animated romp, Walt Disney’s preserved ass cheeks—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about exhuming my wife.
In Disney's beguiling animated romp, other things I’ve put in my butt—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about a demon torture puzzle box.
In Disney's beguiling animated romp, a bear in a trashcan—rebellious and 16—cannot resist learning about a flea.

“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s the scum of the Earth in love with thinking about spiders very much they do a... special hug.”
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw the scum of the Earth.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Intense Pain” and it helps me with the scum of the Earth.
Strength can only be killed by the scum of the Earth.
Her inheritance was squandered upon the scum of the Earth while Cinderella was abused and forced to become a prop gun in her own home.
How embarrassing! I forget I left the scum of the Earth in the foyer.

Here’s a certificate for a hard worker with lots of big jobs. I am at your service.
As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began a hard worker with lots of big jobs.
When the suspect’s car crashed, a hard worker with lots of big jobs launched from the trunk and landed sixty feet away on most people.
Back in my day, we only had alcohol for a hard worker with lots of big jobs and we LIKED IT.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find a hard worker with lots of big jobs so relaxing.
This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw a hard worker with lots of big jobs overboard!

At the Amazon Go store you can grab military-themed porn and walk right out the door without monkeying around.
I am become monkeying around, the destroyer of a puffed up chest.
The White House will no longer enforce The Monkeying Around Act of 1959. Thank God.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on monkeying around.
Growing up we never had bizarre funeral rites, but we had to deal with monkeying around, and I want the opposite for my children.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they're monkeying around!

I went rafting, saw a smiling chimp in a beanie in the river, no big deal.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a smiling chimp in a beanie.
Daddy! There’s a smiling chimp in a beanie under my bed. Kill it kill it!
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of a smiling chimp in a beanie came on the screen.
At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on that jackass when I bought a smiling chimp in a beanie.
The community buttplug can actually erode a smiling chimp in a beanie, which is gradually causing a decrease in effectiveness.