aaronjer

aaronjer

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Nov 16 at 16:41 PST
  is such a slut for  .
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a finely sculpted buttock is such a slut for being dipped in Nutella.
an eyebrow is such a slut for a piece of lint near my vagina.
being stuck forever is such a slut for bacteria, fish eggs, and zooplankton.
threatening my wife and child is such a slut for a submissive sex android.
trying to get away with murder is such a slut for daddy in his underpants.
a cat, but upside down is such a slut for a Steam update.

A firm desire for chocolate
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I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for a firm desire for chocolate.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need a firm desire for chocolate.
Furious that I was pissing into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into a firm desire for chocolate.
Art can be defined by a firm desire for chocolate but only if it gets you yanking hard and inspired.
Opinions are like a firm desire for chocolate. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.
When the beef came at me it was like a firm desire for chocolate.

Oct 16 at 16:29 PDT
Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb
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Doctor! My child has Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb coursing through his veins!
That kind of attitude is why we have Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb now.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb!
We’re having Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb situation. Please stand by...
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb!
I can’t swing a cat around here without hitting Princess Honeysting's Sticky Bomb!

An explosion that has nothing to do with butts
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Sometimes, when hiking through the woods, you might cross paths with a bear. So bring an explosion that has nothing to do with butts.
During the half-time show, a “wardrobe malfunction” with Janet Jackson’s costume exposed an explosion that has nothing to do with butts to the audience.
I saw two hobos fighting over an explosion that has nothing to do with butts behind the library. One of them was being sterilized.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as an explosion that has nothing to do with butts surfaced from below.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, dat ass, sloth, wrath, an explosion that has nothing to do with butts, and pride.
Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl-on-greed-secrets-poison-and-murder, or even some kind of an-explosion-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-butts scene.

Confirming the sex
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At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with confirming the sex. I barely even felt the needles.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on confirming the sex.
If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent confirming the sex, certainly others would have.
15% of married men say they’ve cheated by confirming the sex with another woman.
Kim Jong-un’s Central Luxury Mansion has a wing for confirming the sex.
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and confirming the sex.

Sep 22 at 16:14 PDT
Frolicking through the cave with Stacy
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When you two are done frolicking through the cave with Stacy, can we get back to work?
If mom hears us talking about frolicking through the cave with Stacy we’ll be SO grounded!
The Pentagon’s most secure room is for frolicking through the cave with Stacy.
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: frolicking through the cave with Stacy!!!
When I went into the bathroom I swear I saw frolicking through the cave with Stacy in the mirror! I’m so scared!
My usual at Starbucks is a Grande Caramel Frolicking-through-the-cave-with-Stacy-iatto with whip and sprinkles.

Sep 21 at 17:48 PDT
A stranger's mystery weed
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A stranger's mystery weed: It’s nature’s candy!
I got into my car and sat on a stranger's mystery weed. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
Hello, 911? I think there’s a stranger's mystery weed in my house...
The shockwave from the mishap at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused a stranger's mystery weed in the streets.
Go, go, Gadget a Stranger's Mystery Weed!
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “a stranger's mystery weed.”

Sep 21 at 16:32 PDT
Does bruno mars is gay
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What were you doing in here? I keep finding does bruno mars is gay between the couch cushions.
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to does bruno mars is gay.
Don’t count does bruno mars is gay before they hatch.
All the best love stories include does bruno mars is gay.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “does bruno mars is gay.”
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me does bruno mars is gay and it’s getting weird.

Sep 21 at 16:30 PDT
A woman shitting in London
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My brother thought he was SO funny when he took a woman shitting in London from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed a woman shitting in London up and down the highway.
The government should stop wasting my tax dollars on a woman shitting in London.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was a woman shitting in London.
During her performance, Miley Cyrus let fans touch a woman shitting in London and her butthole.
I thought I just had gas, but it came out as a woman shitting in London.

An upside-down version
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Honey, you can’t keep putting an upside-down version down the garbage disposal!
After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “an upside-down version
I’ll never know why my grandparents find an upside-down version so relaxing.
Oh no! Mom sold an upside-down version at the charity shop!
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then an upside-down version really affected me.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by an upside-down version around the building.