Crytax

Crytax

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2006 April 26
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Recent posts by Crytax

A bathtub to die in
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My spirit animal: a bathtub to die in.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still a bathtub to die in!
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for a bathtub to die in.
A bathtub to die in is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for a bathtub to die in.
The Great Wall was actually built to keep a bathtub to die in out of mainland China.

The bath-bomb ballsack
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Slender and muscled, like a velvet fist. She was the spitting image of the bath-bomb ballsack.
Don’t leave the door open! the bath-bomb ballsack will get in.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find the bath-bomb ballsack.
The new artsy indie game “The Roof” is a deeply emotional exploration of the bath-bomb ballsack.
I wasn’t always black... there was the bath-bomb ballsack, and it got bigger and bigger.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see the bath-bomb ballsack spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.

As it turns out,   is the least disturbing element of that story.

As it turns out, falling in love with a white girl is the least disturbing element of that story.
As it turns out, a loading screen is the least disturbing element of that story.
As it turns out, installing an update is the least disturbing element of that story.
As it turns out, less chaos is the least disturbing element of that story.
As it turns out, sufficient funds is the least disturbing element of that story.
As it turns out, a secret room is the least disturbing element of that story.

2019 Jan 20 at 17:14 PST
A duffel bag full of spaghetti
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I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me a duffel bag full of spaghetti while we were still in the car.
A duffel bag full of spaghetti can be used as a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn grabby hands, but now for work I’m a duffel bag full of spaghetti. Go figure!
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of a duffel bag full of spaghetti in the sky.
This is my second kid. My first one came out as a duffel bag full of spaghetti.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock a quickie and a duffel bag full of spaghetti in a room and let ‘em fight it out.

2019 Jan 9 at 22:28 PST
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed   onto the Earth, forcing   to retreat into underground cities.
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In the year 2199, aliens unleashed cutting a hole in my pants onto the Earth, forcing fornicating all day, every day to retreat into underground cities.
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed a pipe bomb onto the Earth, forcing a crazed gunman to retreat into underground cities.
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed nearby sluts who want to fuck onto the Earth, forcing a uniquely adapted slave race to retreat into underground cities.
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed a Japanese vending machine onto the Earth, forcing a tacky, god-awful facelift to retreat into underground cities.
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed the white bitch onto the Earth, forcing getting it on to retreat into underground cities.
In the year 2199, aliens unleashed really bad teeth onto the Earth, forcing Disneyland! to retreat into underground cities.

2019 Jan 9 at 22:23 PST
A powerful but reckless young man
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This food is so good it’s making a powerful but reckless young man quiver!
You spent all your food-stamps on a powerful but reckless young man?!
The president’s tweet reads: “The taking my shirt off story is a hoax! Just an excuse by a powerful but reckless young man for milking a buffalo! Very sad and sick!”
I would have never thought that I’d actually be a powerful but reckless young man while I’m divorce papers!
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in a powerful but reckless young man!
My pharmacist separated anything on the face of this earth into two parts, and carefully lowered one into a powerful but reckless young man.


Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters
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Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters pushing it deeper.
Doing your best and trying your hardest is the spice of demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.
Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! My kingdom for demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters!
In some households, they’ve trained demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters to use the potty.
In Kentucky stores can’t sell ass after 8pm, or on holidays like Demon-hookers and Punch-meat Monsters Day.
Politics. The Such Grace Party, is always trying to shove BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM down our throats. This time it’s demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.


A technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts
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We’re having a garage sale to get rid of side effects, my many black friends, and a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts.
I didn’t think this house would sell with Nicki Minaj’s hot pants in the attic. Anyway, I’m a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts.
Amtrak officials confirm a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts would have prevented train derailment.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts, score points by slapping everything, and the measure of a man shall not be on the field.
This party was a real snooze, until a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts got things jumpin’.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts that overturned their car.


Going full fuck force
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The patient kept screaming about “going full fuck force”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a urinal cake emerged!
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of going full fuck force.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be going full fuck force.
When you two are done going full fuck force, can we please get pure love and get out of here?!
The referee just issued a red card to a pinch for sliding into going full fuck force.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find going full fuck force so relaxing.


Itchy assclefts
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We are going to taxidermy itchy assclefts to make a statue out of it!
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as itchy assclefts surfaced from below.
Can I get some floss? There’s itchy assclefts between my teeth.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a 100 foot tidal wave, but now for work I’m itchy assclefts. Go figure!
For science class we went on a field trip to see how itchy assclefts happens.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being itchy assclefts.


Techno-barbarians
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But I promised I would get my kids techno-barbarians for Christmas!
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of techno-barbarians and a Fedex full of the toilet.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be techno-barbarians if I wanted a new family.
My girlfriend kicked techno-barbarians, and now she’s getting covered in spicy mayonnaise. I want to break up with her but I’m afraid!
Pool rules: No running. No alien parasite larvae. Keep techno-barbarians out of the deep end.
Two best friends and techno-barbarians take a road trip, and discover a tard along the way.


Disturbing little sweatgoblins
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I will do anything for disturbing little sweatgoblins. But I won’t do a determined shark!
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate disturbing little sweatgoblins to prepare for a mission to mars.
R Kelly fantasizes about disturbing little sweatgoblins with a young Beyonce.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
Introducing, The Disturbing Little Sweatgoblins diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!


A shitty, radiation-blasted planet
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After 6 grueling years, Microsoft and I have created a shitty, radiation-blasted planet.
I Googled for a shitty, radiation-blasted planet and found a picture of myself.
My favorite new band is “Black Leggings and a Shitty, Radiation-blasted Planet”.
No more a shitty, radiation-blasted planet at Starbucks.
A shitty, radiation-blasted planet travelled over 20 feet after peeing out a crab.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include a mild orgasm spice, a shitty, radiation-blasted planet spice, and an enraged bee spice!


Celestial fart gas
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I prayed to God for celestial fart gas, and God delivered!
Sneaking into the sultan’s harem can wear down celestial fart gas, which gradually decreases effectiveness.
It's like they always say: celestial fart gas never changes.
Celestial fart gas is a mountain of Jew gold in the ocean of life!
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had celestial fart gas.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for celestial fart gas


Hyper-computerized synthetic brains
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Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with hyper-computerized synthetic brains.
I scream, you scream, hyper-computerized synthetic brains, a mistake!
At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced hyper-computerized synthetic brains with seed.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as Nazi propaganda and comes with 1 USB-C port and hyper-computerized synthetic brains! Groovy!
The thief was caught stealing hyper-computerized synthetic brains from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a wet tongue.
Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Hyper-computerized synthetic brains can increase your breast size in three weeks!


Mounds of fluid dickery
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My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s your lifestyle, with mounds of fluid dickery around the edges, and a single slice on top.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Your blessed little heart, shimmying up the pole and mounds of fluid dickery.
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: mounds of fluid dickery!!!
This year’s hottest new fashion is mounds of fluid dickery on your head.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s mounds of fluid dickery.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found mounds of fluid dickery in the walls at my office.


A giant galactic panic-attack
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I tried to sneak out of the store with hip-hop specifically made for white people under one arm and a giant galactic panic-attack down my pants.
Lady business nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid a giant galactic panic-attack.
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to a giant galactic panic-attack.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with a giant galactic panic-attack.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under a giant galactic panic-attack.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s a giant galactic panic-attack and I think I believe her!


Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
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There is no revenge so complete as erotic nightmares beyond any measure.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking erotic nightmares beyond any measure into women’s purses and bags.
I saw distended tubes down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be erotic nightmares beyond any measure with us.”
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Senator, I trust you enjoyed erotic nightmares beyond any measure last night. Now, can I count on your vote?
Although moving away from shame proved effective for schools, the switch to erotic nightmares beyond any measure initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.


General lack of common fucking decency
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In this 15th century painting, my happy place is represented by a man with general lack of common fucking decency for a head.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in general lack of common fucking decency.
Claws is a temporary setback on the road to general lack of common fucking decency!
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add general lack of common fucking decency to the pan, while stirring constantly.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: General Lack of Common Fucking Decency Blast!
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “General Lack of Common Fucking Decency” syndrome!


Strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality
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At his last campaign rally, Bernie Sanders began strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality in front of his top supporters.
Always walk into an interview with a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am the island and everyone on it. Would you like to try our new special, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality?
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had an exploding car removed so he could be strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.

2019 Jan 6 at 10:34 PST
NyQuil
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Always walk into an interview with a mindless animal response and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate NyQuil.
I can’t shake the feeling there’s always NyQuil just around the corner.
A good description of sex, suitable for children: NyQuil; a scissor session; this sentence.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, NyQuil, sloth, wrath, many people, and pride.
When I think South America, I feel NyQuil.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of NyQuil.


Reefer
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Art can be defined by reefer but only if it gets you white people and their fucking problems and inspired.
They cut open the crocodile to find reefer, still mastrubating into the faces of your enemies like always.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as reefer surfaced from below.
I scream, you scream, reefer, amputated eyelids!
My dream house has backwash built in, an extra garage for reefer, and black power for the door bell.
I was surprised to find bones in reefer. Is that normal?


That's not a baby, that's  .

That's not a baby, that's a shrieking tarantula.
That's not a baby, that's befuddlin’ mah dumb cracka mind.
That's not a baby, that's a tickle.
That's not a baby, that's an exploitative sex tape.
That's not a baby, that's gassing.
That's not a baby, that's finding a place to fart.


What's the coolest name for a pet raven?  

What's the coolest name for a pet raven? man animals
What's the coolest name for a pet raven? taffy
What's the coolest name for a pet raven? another man
What's the coolest name for a pet raven? an elephant with floppy trunk syndrome
What's the coolest name for a pet raven? clown genitals
What's the coolest name for a pet raven? a traffic cop


If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re  .

If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re letting her in.
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re being dipped in chocolate.
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re ropes.
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re being too busy.
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re the placenta.
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re violently crashing down the stairs.


I'm very high-strung and in need of some   or  .
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I'm very high-strung and in need of some a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier or the alpha male.
I'm very high-strung and in need of some your lifestyle or both my ears.
I'm very high-strung and in need of some giant meaty hands or quiet poots.
I'm very high-strung and in need of some the atom or a certain je ne sais quoi.
I'm very high-strung and in need of some Velcro shoes or anal cleansing tablets.
I'm very high-strung and in need of some lower standards or a male prostitute.


Do you know how much   I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.

Do you know how much fornicating all day, every day I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.
Do you know how much Taco Bell® I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.
Do you know how much the white man’s burden I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.
Do you know how much floppin’ out my baby door I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.
Do you know how much a glass pane I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.
Do you know how much an unexpected finger I had to do? More than you'd think, and less than you'd hope.

2019 Jan 6 at 10:27 PST
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try  .

When you run out of stuff to talk about, try kevlar underwear.
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try a kiss on the lips.
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try lethal radiation.
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try hands-free massage.
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try childbirth.
When you run out of stuff to talk about, try rhythmic pounding.


Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with  .

Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with an exploitative sex tape.
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with brimming with babies.
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with a silent, anonymous encounter.
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with insane shoes.
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with a powerful Chinese man.
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved with a blood transfusion.


Yeah, if you try , it adds speed to  .
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Yeah, if you trymoving and talking at the same time, it adds speed to a violent sneeze.
Yeah, if you tryre-entering the ocean, it adds speed to a woman’s ankles.
Yeah, if you trymaintaining total stealth, it adds speed to a line.
Yeah, if you trya squirt of mustard, it adds speed to $20 worth of pot.
Yeah, if you trythe roof, it adds speed to thrifty moms.
Yeah, if you tryan invisible wall, it adds speed to filling my mouth.


Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always  .

Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always just falling out of my bung hole.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always a penis and a vagina.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always eating trash.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always the halo on your fucking head.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always gay semen.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always an enhanced interrogation.


I feel like I'm  .

I feel like I'm their own mothers.
I feel like I'm cooter muscles.
I feel like I'm stepping over me.
I feel like I'm a stroke.
I feel like I'm mildew, mold, and traces of fungal spores.
I feel like I'm adult language.


You could start a drinking game for every time you see   in this movie.

You could start a drinking game for every time you see crouching silently in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see fusing together in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see other things I’ve put in my butt in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see Coach Diddleplayers in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a mental illness in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a guillotine in this movie.


Unfortunately, there's so much   in her body, she's basically  .
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Unfortunately, there's so much my bisexuality in her body, she's basically a made up racial slur.
Unfortunately, there's so much half the people around here in her body, she's basically a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim.
Unfortunately, there's so much a choreographed anti-drug dance in her body, she's basically meat and cheese.
Unfortunately, there's so much threatening my wife and child in her body, she's basically the sun.
Unfortunately, there's so much sacrificing the homeless in her body, she's basically a deflating balloon.
Unfortunately, there's so much The Super Buttsex Arena in her body, she's basically a carpet beetle.


Try   while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"

Try an automated turret while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try the power of love while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try no touching and no sex while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try pulling on my butthole hairs while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try homo hot lips while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try my murder list while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"

2019 Jan 6 at 01:28 PST
  and  : a combination that just can't be beat.
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my bacon strip and killing all men: a combination that just can't be beat.
lady business and screaming again: a combination that just can't be beat.
allowing babies to starve while you gorge and kissing ass: a combination that just can't be beat.
dude after dude and an extremely painful sneeze: a combination that just can't be beat.
the king and his family and snake jizz: a combination that just can't be beat.
my evil little body and an elephant with floppy trunk syndrome: a combination that just can't be beat.


Tell my wife I died  .

Tell my wife I died a tacky, god-awful facelift.
Tell my wife I died hot biscuits & gravy.
Tell my wife I died a sex swing.
Tell my wife I died rustic-looking shit that hipsters care about.
Tell my wife I died thick oatmeal.
Tell my wife I died slow diarrhea.


Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing   and  .
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Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing floppy, out-of-control boobs and peeing out a crab.
Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing both my ears and a dog boner.
Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing booms and flashes and landlubbers.
Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing a leak and snuggling with Ian McKellen.
Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing a tightrope and literally every single thing.
Ugh, I’ve got to stop mixing party bitches and a girl on roller skates.


Anything involving   is comedy gold.

Anything involving so many dudes is comedy gold.
Anything involving 60 seconds is comedy gold.
Anything involving too much denim is comedy gold.
Anything involving shaved bears is comedy gold.
Anything involving a quality buttplug is comedy gold.
Anything involving sex friends is comedy gold.


Look, you have two choices and neither of them are  .

Look, you have two choices and neither of them are my mouth.
Look, you have two choices and neither of them are shitting a bowling ball.
Look, you have two choices and neither of them are resealing my vagina.
Look, you have two choices and neither of them are a 100 foot tidal wave.
Look, you have two choices and neither of them are a child leash.
Look, you have two choices and neither of them are seeing my penis twice.


I mean,   seems pretty good.

I mean, a trap seems pretty good.
I mean, a secret seems pretty good.
I mean, insurance seems pretty good.
I mean, sticking it to the man seems pretty good.
I mean, a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier seems pretty good.
I mean, a lamprey infestation seems pretty good.


What, you don't think   is romantic?

What, you don't think hiding is romantic?
What, you don't think a traffic cop is romantic?
What, you don't think a robot dinosaur is romantic?
What, you don't think your lifestyle is romantic?
What, you don't think your panties is romantic?
What, you don't think hula hoops is romantic?


You wanna know where your clothes should be?  .

You wanna know where your clothes should be? exhuming.
You wanna know where your clothes should be? Samuel L. Jackson’s pubic area.
You wanna know where your clothes should be? violent docking, coming in hard.
You wanna know where your clothes should be? waiting to kill.
You wanna know where your clothes should be? a protective layer of rubber.
You wanna know where your clothes should be? a coma.


You can't solve world hunger by  !

You can't solve world hunger by ISIS!
You can't solve world hunger by little turds everywhere!
You can't solve world hunger by a ball gag!
You can't solve world hunger by an orbital laser satellite!
You can't solve world hunger by somersaults!
You can't solve world hunger by spinning blades!


  might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.

a foul odor might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
grab-ass might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
the greatest mistake of my life might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
just a coincidence might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
a kiss on the lips might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.
butt sounds might be worth doing as long as girls are watching.


I’m  , and you can’t stop me!

I’m a guilty little boy, and you can’t stop me!
I’m landlady bosoms, and you can’t stop me!
I’m masturbating furiously, and you can’t stop me!
I’m most of my money, and you can’t stop me!
I’m hatred for children, and you can’t stop me!
I’m letting her in, and you can’t stop me!

2019 Jan 6 at 01:23 PST
No  . Only  .
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No my hater. Only shooting myself in the foot.
No whacking your sausage against the counter. Only a gay Mexican.
No a gasoline enema. Only some dead guy’s money.
No the girl next door. Only just not much food.
No human body warmth. Only hot biscuits & gravy.
No that sex move that drives me crazy. Only three carrots.


  go up, but   go down.
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a grave error go up, but a respected neurosurgeon go down.
either me or you go up, but a humiliated animal go down.
the tiniest little idea in my pea brain go up, but a dollar go down.
several children go up, but increasing in size go down.
jerking it go up, but high heels go down.
my latest perversion go up, but a child with emotional issues go down.


  is more than enough to kill anything that moves

dick slapping is more than enough to kill anything that moves
ointment is more than enough to kill anything that moves
the royal baby is more than enough to kill anything that moves
googly eyes is more than enough to kill anything that moves
a kitten pawing at my wiener is more than enough to kill anything that moves
every pterodactyl is more than enough to kill anything that moves


You know what the best thing to say during sex is?  .

You know what the best thing to say during sex is? sex friends.
You know what the best thing to say during sex is? inactivity and poor health.
You know what the best thing to say during sex is? a fridge full of heads.
You know what the best thing to say during sex is? the fuel line.
You know what the best thing to say during sex is? whatEVER.
You know what the best thing to say during sex is? monkeying around.


If a girl gave me  , I would marry her on the spot.

If a girl gave me an ant in my beard, I would marry her on the spot.
If a girl gave me something even wetter, I would marry her on the spot.
If a girl gave me vibrating my pineal gland, I would marry her on the spot.
If a girl gave me white people and their fucking problems, I would marry her on the spot.
If a girl gave me big pants, I would marry her on the spot.
If a girl gave me being slathered in baby oil, I would marry her on the spot.


Amazing?   is amazing. This is just the job.

Amazing? 10,000 dancers, dancing in unison is amazing. This is just the job.
Amazing? morphine is amazing. This is just the job.
Amazing? sewing it shut is amazing. This is just the job.
Amazing? a gynecological procedure is amazing. This is just the job.
Amazing? the majestic Humboldt squid is amazing. This is just the job.
Amazing? being hit by space debris is amazing. This is just the job.


Who is that rapping on my chamber door?  , and nothing more.

Who is that rapping on my chamber door? fusing together, and nothing more.
Who is that rapping on my chamber door? the last breath of a dying man, and nothing more.
Who is that rapping on my chamber door? peach vodka, and nothing more.
Who is that rapping on my chamber door? hula hoops, and nothing more.
Who is that rapping on my chamber door? half the people around here, and nothing more.
Who is that rapping on my chamber door? MY SKULL!, and nothing more.


You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing?  .

You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? struggling with a police officer.
You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? mistreating the clitoris.
You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? blacking out and making a sex sound.
You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? stainless steel plating.
You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? a submissive sex android.
You know what the film 'E.T.' was missing? a sleepy kitty.