Elenkos
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| User Name | Elenkos |
| Assigned Title | News Reporter |
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| Registration Date | 2006 April 21 |
| Post Count | 17 |
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Recent posts by Elenkos
Truck: Winter 2010 Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium! (BYOB) in General
[End Commercial Break>> -00:01 minutes]
Hello and Welcome back.
I am Elenkos, senior field correspondent for Superjer.News.
Once again, openings are available for all four factions in this upcomming Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium:
RED TEAM
BLUE TEAM
ISRAELI-AUSTRALIAN COALITION:
TEAM NOMAD
Given the grueling conditions designed to test the bodies and wills of contestants, it is strongly advised that all potential applicants attend the opening seminar and complete the rudimentary training provided by trained PS-A handlers.
Furthermore, Superjer himself wishes to remind all eager contestants to pay their enrolment fees upfront, and sign the official superjer.com life insurance policy forms.
For those newcomers interested in a brief recap of last years hot action, please checkout the transcribed copies of previous podcasts at: http://www.superjer.com/forum/pole_socking.htm
Further information can be found at the PS-A’s official website: http://www.polesocking.com/
Stay tuned for more details and more game coverage.
[Commercial Break>>2:32 minutes]
[End Commercial Break>> -00:01 minutes]
Hello and Welcome back.
I am Elenkos, senior field correspondent for Superjer.News.
Once again, openings are available for all four factions in this upcomming Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium:
RED TEAM
BLUE TEAM
ISRAELI-AUSTRALIAN COALITION:
TEAM NOMAD
Given the grueling conditions designed to test the bodies and wills of contestants, it is strongly advised that all potential applicants attend the opening seminar and complete the rudimentary training provided by trained PS-A handlers.
Furthermore, Superjer himself wishes to remind all eager contestants to pay their enrolment fees upfront, and sign the official superjer.com life insurance policy forms.
For those newcomers interested in a brief recap of last years hot action, please checkout the transcribed copies of previous podcasts at: http://www.superjer.com/forum/pole_socking.htm
Further information can be found at the PS-A’s official website: http://www.polesocking.com/
Stay tuned for more details and more game coverage.
[Commercial Break>>2:32 minutes]
2009 Jul 25 at 21:35
Truck: V-SJ.N Day in General
http://s26.quicksharing.com/v/3699707/1FLAG.mp3.html
[Download the Superjer.com Anthem]
It began as a disagreement about the taxation of trade routs, but soon building tensions lead to full scale war. A war which would shake the interweb to its very foundations and moorings. The World Web War.
[Pictured: The valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.]
[Pictured: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, episode 1019, making a passing reference to the war.]
Though the war raged for two weeks, Superjer.com and its Allies emerged victorious.
A victory which was won one year ago on this day.
[Here we see the thoroughly flamed Anti-Jer surrendering to an Incognito Superjer at the grounds of the Superjer.com server compound, San Diego.]
On this day we celebrate our Comrade-Leader’s glorious Shock-and-Awe blitzkrieg against the one true Enemy of the internet, Superjer.net
December 14th is Victory over Superjer.net Day!
This painting, the first in a series commissioned by the Superjer.com Ministry of Extreme Awesomeness, depicts a moment forever captured in time, and is dedicated to the Greatest Generation.
Here we see a detachment of 404th Tactical Internet Terror Squad, the “Screaming Lemurs”, making their daring assault on Eljay Hill.
Pictured:
Far left: Daimyo Shosworth Gunderson - using and abusing his Automated Turbo-Dynamics GTW-1AH AutoShotgat.
Left: 2nd Lt. Taters S. Scorpio – twin-fisting cans of Coke.
Center: 1st Lt. Cornjer D. Burnellowen leading the charge with his trusty Marc Anthony HG-1 Liberator and a fist full of maize.
Right and far right: Group Commander Jay Emdee and Sub-Commander Jay Natureson providing support via cans of Coke.
On a more somber level, we also pay our respects from those comrades which where lost during the conflict.
Glyde - MIA
HANS - MIA
ChainFight_13 - MIA
Hunk_X - MIA
Pat Robertson - MIA
AZN Riceboy - MIA
Conrade - TARDY
We also pay tribute to my predecessor, the extremely talented war reporter Aporia T. Bonne, who was tragically lost during the war.
[Pictured is a portrait of Ms. Bonne, painted by French esoteric-realist Keiji Inafune]
http://s26.quicksharing.com/v/3699707/1FLAG.mp3.html
[Download the Superjer.com Anthem]
It began as a disagreement about the taxation of trade routs, but soon building tensions lead to full scale war. A war which would shake the interweb to its very foundations and moorings. The World Web War.
[Pictured: The valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.]
[Pictured: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, episode 1019, making a passing reference to the war.]
Though the war raged for two weeks, Superjer.com and its Allies emerged victorious.
A victory which was won one year ago on this day.
[Here we see the thoroughly flamed Anti-Jer surrendering to an Incognito Superjer at the grounds of the Superjer.com server compound, San Diego.]
On this day we celebrate our Comrade-Leader’s glorious Shock-and-Awe blitzkrieg against the one true Enemy of the internet, Superjer.net
December 14th is Victory over Superjer.net Day!
This painting, the first in a series commissioned by the Superjer.com Ministry of Extreme Awesomeness, depicts a moment forever captured in time, and is dedicated to the Greatest Generation.
Here we see a detachment of 404th Tactical Internet Terror Squad, the “Screaming Lemurs”, making their daring assault on Eljay Hill.
Pictured:
Far left: Daimyo Shosworth Gunderson - using and abusing his Automated Turbo-Dynamics GTW-1AH AutoShotgat.
Left: 2nd Lt. Taters S. Scorpio – twin-fisting cans of Coke.
Center: 1st Lt. Cornjer D. Burnellowen leading the charge with his trusty Marc Anthony HG-1 Liberator and a fist full of maize.
Right and far right: Group Commander Jay Emdee and Sub-Commander Jay Natureson providing support via cans of Coke.
On a more somber level, we also pay our respects from those comrades which where lost during the conflict.
Glyde - MIA
HANS - MIA
ChainFight_13 - MIA
Hunk_X - MIA
Pat Robertson - MIA
AZN Riceboy - MIA
Conrade - TARDY
We also pay tribute to my predecessor, the extremely talented war reporter Aporia T. Bonne, who was tragically lost during the war.
[Pictured is a portrait of Ms. Bonne, painted by French esoteric-realist Keiji Inafune]
2006 Dec 14 at 00:17
Truck: how do i do it in General
We interrupt this firetruck with this breaking news anouncment! The Superjer.com Ministry of Information has recently released frottage from the World Web War.
Here we see the valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.
We interrupt this firetruck with this breaking news anouncment! The Superjer.com Ministry of Information has recently released frottage from the World Web War.
Here we see the valiant forces of the Superjer.com 177th Air Armored Calvary locked in earnest combat during their historical LOL Strike operation off the coast of Superjer.net.
2006 Oct 13 at 20:30
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
On the eve of this monumental crisis, I think its best that we pause and reflect on the last conflict which shook the interweb to its very foundations and moorings.
As some of you are old enough to remember, a year ago our subsidiary shareholder and sole financer, Superjer.com, was locked in a cataclysmic battle with Superjer.net.
However, this clash of the titans was only a part in the larger World Web War.
Using our the latest advances in science and technology (and a box of crayons) we here at PSTV would like to present to you the first in a seven part series about the greatest generation.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
On the eve of this monumental crisis, I think its best that we pause and reflect on the last conflict which shook the interweb to its very foundations and moorings.
As some of you are old enough to remember, a year ago our subsidiary shareholder and sole financer, Superjer.com, was locked in a cataclysmic battle with Superjer.net.
However, this clash of the titans was only a part in the larger World Web War.
Using our the latest advances in science and technology (and a box of crayons) we here at PSTV would like to present to you the first in a seven part series about the greatest generation.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
2006 Sep 28 at 22:11
Truck: IT’S TIME FOR PIRATES! in General
This just in, the Superjer.com Ministry of Defense has made a recent press release in the form of a shot across the bow of forum soothsayer Nezumi (Mark II).
http://www.myspace.com/captaindan
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4118
This just in, the Superjer.com Ministry of Defense has made a recent press release in the form of a shot across the bow of forum soothsayer Nezumi (Mark II).
http://www.myspace.com/captaindan
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4118
2006 Sep 26 at 07:21
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
I’d also like to take this moment to introduce Generalissimo Zimmermann, our newly appointed Provisional News Reporter (Junior Grade), who will be replacing some of the losses we suffered getting through the blockade set up on the corner of 177th and 1st.
He is a promising youth, with much potential in the Wild World of Superjer Sports.
In a related story, I have been following the introduction and fielding of Cammi Fall’s controversial SAPer Combat Android Troopers.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1845016404760165806
http://analogik.com/multimedia/video/tetra-vaal.mov
What does this mean for the future of Pole-Socking as a sport? Only time will tell.
I’d also like to take this moment to introduce Generalissimo Zimmermann, our newly appointed Provisional News Reporter (Junior Grade), who will be replacing some of the losses we suffered getting through the blockade set up on the corner of 177th and 1st.
He is a promising youth, with much potential in the Wild World of Superjer Sports.
In a related story, I have been following the introduction and fielding of Cammi Fall’s controversial SAPer Combat Android Troopers.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1845016404760165806
http://analogik.com/multimedia/video/tetra-vaal.mov
What does this mean for the future of Pole-Socking as a sport? Only time will tell.
2006 Sep 25 at 14:06
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
We’re back, and on track. And not a moment to soon, for we have a special treat for our viewers.
I’m here backstage for an exclusive look at Ilor’s newly built Shinobi-TEC TM Ninja Facility, specially designed to recruit and train NinJers.
Team Red Noah is displaying superior leadership and path-finding skills, traversing the course in record fashion.
Team Blue Water shows a marked improvement in aimless meandering, especially in the vicinity of the Swing-set of Death, gaining its recruits +1 to their dodge skill.
Team Black Nomad shows of some impressive polework, while the newly transferred Team Golden Gecko of the NCR countered with their dazzling feats of acrobatics and pneumatic catapults, something Team Nomad could hardly resist in trying out for themselves.
Earlier I saw Ilor himself overseeing the facility, but before I could go to interview him, some of Team Nomad’s Zomjas engaged a mock attack.
This apparently forced Ilor to vanished in a cloud of fire.
Never a dull moment here. Back to you.
We’re back, and on track. And not a moment to soon, for we have a special treat for our viewers.
I’m here backstage for an exclusive look at Ilor’s newly built Shinobi-TEC TM Ninja Facility, specially designed to recruit and train NinJers.
Team Red Noah is displaying superior leadership and path-finding skills, traversing the course in record fashion.
Team Blue Water shows a marked improvement in aimless meandering, especially in the vicinity of the Swing-set of Death, gaining its recruits +1 to their dodge skill.
Team Black Nomad shows of some impressive polework, while the newly transferred Team Golden Gecko of the NCR countered with their dazzling feats of acrobatics and pneumatic catapults, something Team Nomad could hardly resist in trying out for themselves.
Earlier I saw Ilor himself overseeing the facility, but before I could go to interview him, some of Team Nomad’s Zomjas engaged a mock attack.
This apparently forced Ilor to vanished in a cloud of fire.
Never a dull moment here. Back to you.
2006 Sep 22 at 04:04
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
Hello, Reporter Elenkos here, live from the field in beautiful River City, Alabraska.
Today marks the opening of the Branch Jerian Polesocking Field and…
And I’m lost…
Seriously, my crew has no idea where the hell we are, or where the sidelines are supposed to be. We’re currently on the corner of…
Oh hell. Lets go left until we-
Oh my…
Perhaps if we take a bus to…
Never mind. This town is insane.
W-Wait! Gary get this. Not me! Up there!
It’s his exaltedness himself, Superjer!
Hello, Reporter Elenkos here, live from the field in beautiful River City, Alabraska.
Today marks the opening of the Branch Jerian Polesocking Field and…
And I’m lost…
Seriously, my crew has no idea where the hell we are, or where the sidelines are supposed to be. We’re currently on the corner of…
Oh hell. Lets go left until we-
Oh my…
Perhaps if we take a bus to…
Never mind. This town is insane.
W-Wait! Gary get this. Not me! Up there!
It’s his exaltedness himself, Superjer!
2006 Sep 21 at 07:34
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
-where able to save the life of their pet cat.
In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.
Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.
http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html
Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
-where able to save the life of their pet cat.
In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.
Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.
http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html
Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
2006 Aug 7 at 20:44
Truck: 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. in Pole Socking
Thank you Nezumi.
For out viewers benefit, here is an update of the playing field and the team positions as of this moment.
As you have seen, this years Pole socking and storm chasing Olympium has gotten off to an explosive start, but things will only continue to heat up.
Our crack team of analysts have been studying the progress of the game so far, and have come to these conclusions about Red and Blue Team’s respective strategies in the coming game.
Thank you Nezumi.
For out viewers benefit, here is an update of the playing field and the team positions as of this moment.
As you have seen, this years Pole socking and storm chasing Olympium has gotten off to an explosive start, but things will only continue to heat up.
Our crack team of analysts have been studying the progress of the game so far, and have come to these conclusions about Red and Blue Team’s respective strategies in the coming game.
2006 May 8 at 12:51