Nezumi

Nezumi

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Nezumi
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2005 March 26
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Recent posts by Nezumi

Recent posts by Nezumi

Getting trapped in a coffin
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That’s not funny. My sweet father was killed by getting trapped in a coffin.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from getting trapped in a coffin.
I looked up “getting trapped in a coffin” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a big surprise.
Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for getting trapped in a coffin.
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore getting trapped in a coffin in a very realistic way.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be getting trapped in a coffin.



Getting trapped in a small space
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In a world with no rules, one man must be getting trapped in a small space. Coming this summer.
The FBI is at the door. I think they're here because of... you know... getting trapped in a small space.
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with getting trapped in a small space.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s getting trapped in a small space and I think I believe her!
You can’t keep running around like getting trapped in a small space, you’re going to put an eye out!
The strongest Sumo training technique is getting trapped in a small space.



Being trapped in a small space
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My chameleon turns purple whenever I’m being trapped in a small space.
While you’re at the store can you pick up being trapped in a small space, in family size?
I want to say one word to you, just one word: being trapped in a small space.
15% of married men say they’ve cheated by being trapped in a small space with another woman.
Introducing, The Being Trapped in a Small Space diet, where you can lose 5lbs a week without exercise.
I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like being trapped in a small space.

Yesterday at 01:01 PST
A very challenging hentai game
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My wife is WAY better at a very challenging hentai game than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
Making the best chocolate chip cookies requires a very challenging hentai game.
But of the tree of a very challenging hentai game you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s a very challenging hentai game and I think I believe her!
The new summer blockbuster for tweens features a girl with the power of a very challenging hentai game.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: a very challenging hentai game.

Friday at 11:54 PST
My normal body
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I can’t shake the feeling there’s always my normal body just around the corner.
In the third world, luxuries like my normal body are an alien concept.
Ich bin ein my normal body.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through My Normal Body!
Pundits agree it will take my normal body for the senator to win the election.
The Sword of Damocles was my normal body hanging over King Dionysius by a thread.

Thursday at 23:02 PST
My feeding tube
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It’s time to scrape the remains of my feeding tube off the driveway.
Sir! We are out of MREs, but we found my feeding tube in these crates. Shall we ration it to the men?
The DC-10 couldn’t land because of my feeding tube caught in the landing gear.
But I promised I would get my kids my feeding tube for Christmas!
This is my second kid. My first one came out as my feeding tube.
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add my feeding tube to the pan, while stirring constantly.

Jan 17 at 00:33 PST
I thought of another possible permutation:

Some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu inside.
I can’t swing a cat around here without hitting some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu!
The dog is barking at some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu again.
The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Some of my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the only way to say goodbye.

Jan 16 at 00:00 PST
Doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu every single day.
The problem with America is doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and tried to attack it.
Disneyland has a zero-tolerance policy for doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
When I get older, I don’t want to be doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
I will do anything for doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. But I won’t do exhuming my wife!

Jan 15 at 23:57 PST
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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Oh great, I turned on the oven again with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu still inside.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I think I believe her!
While I was out the dog chewed into the packaging on Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I found him dying evil.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Sky watchers are excited to gaze upon the Super Blood Moon, which is caused by Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

A tidal wave of Sunny D
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Men, like a tidal wave of Sunny D, go farthest when they are the chewy part.
Life Hack: use Band-Aids to stick a tidal wave of Sunny D to your family photo.
A tidal wave of Sunny D is the only way to say goodbye.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a tidal wave of Sunny D hanging in the window.
A tidal wave of Sunny D torture” may be cruel but it’s worth it to get info from a suspected terrorist.
These wounds were given to me by a tidal wave of Sunny D.

Loose blood
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The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is loose blood.
I want to be buried with loose blood.
The media’s nonstop coverage of loose blood is just to distract us from the last breath of a dying man.
Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting loose blood into the air!
How embarrassing! I forget I left loose blood in the foyer.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of loose blood.

Dec 28 at 01:19 PST
I went to my grandpa's house to see   but the musty smell drove me away.

I went to my grandpa's house to see caressing my face but the musty smell drove me away.
I went to my grandpa's house to see a trap but the musty smell drove me away.
I went to my grandpa's house to see getting hella preggers but the musty smell drove me away.
I went to my grandpa's house to see the community buttplug but the musty smell drove me away.
I went to my grandpa's house to see amniotic fluid but the musty smell drove me away.
I went to my grandpa's house to see not a bear but the musty smell drove me away.