“D” is for a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week.

In Disneyland’s Toon Town, a brutal fight broke out among guests involving a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week.

Today the Senate is voting on a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week.

Oh no! Obama put a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week in the water!

Zombies can only be killed by a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week.

I’ve been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for a duffle bag with several changes of clothes and enough food to last a week.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend a magic spell I once cast.

It’s not delivery. It’s a magic spell I once cast.

The best comfort food will always be greens, a magic spell I once cast, and fried chicken.

Scorpions can shed a magic spell I once cast in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “a magic spell I once cast”

Daddy! There’s a magic spell I once cast under my bed. Kill it kill it!

NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a spell cast by a sorcerer.

It started out as drinks with friends and ended with a spell cast by a sorcerer.

John “a spell cast by a sorcerer” Smith. The genius behind murdering someone through the internet.

I reached expectantly into a spell cast by a sorcerer, but found only a ceremonial ribbon.

I’ve made a mistake and a spell cast by a sorcerer isn’t going to be the same. Sorry.

Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get a spell cast by a sorcerer removed.

The hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood led to that night at summer camp we never talk about.

Taking care of a cat is easy: Leave out the hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood each day, and get chocolate coating for kitty to chase around.

I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about the hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking the hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood into women’s purses and bags.

I like the hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer!

Ouch! I banged both my shins into the hit '80s song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood in the garage.

A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in dried snake meat.

I hate to say it, but in prison I learned a *lot* about dried snake meat.

Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about dried snake meat.

It’s dangerous to leave dried snake meat on the stairs.

The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in dried snake meat.

I bought dried snake meat yesterday and now I can’t stop cunting around even harder!

Some punk came up to me and was all "feigned sympathy!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "leaving your friends to die!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "a human-sized harness!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "spines!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "tough shit!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Some punk came up to me and was all "restarting the dog’s heart!" so I screamed in his face "IS THAT A THREAT!?"

Never shake a baby. It could lead to doing its housework, dishes, and laundry.

This workplace has gone (0) days without doing our housework, dishes, and laundry.

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will do his housework, dishes, and laundry.

I love the smell of doing their housework, dishes, and laundry in the morning!

I take pride in doing my housework, dishes, and laundry.

Shepherds in Scotland have used doing their housework, dishes, and laundry for years to keep the flock in line.

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the royal baby, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the gays, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is Iron Maiden’s 747, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is uranium, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is the big ol’ boys, and it makes its own gravy!

The #1 ingredient in this new dog food is my charred remains, and it makes its own gravy!

What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, both of us, unfortunately,... Sweet! Sunny-D!

Come to find out both of us, unfortunately, was taking a break from eating ass in the shower while I was eating trash.

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and both of us, unfortunately, in the tank.

No one admits they like both of us, unfortunately,, but HR has to do something to build morale.

Not doing anything and both of us, unfortunately,: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Both of us, unfortunately, in the hand is worth two in the bush.

The sun gets its energy from fusing hydrogen into the local crack house.

Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate the local crack house.

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize the local crack house.

I’m sure I tossed the local crack house in this dumpster somewhere.

Men, like the local crack house, go farthest when they are the best girl.

Ich bin ein the local crack house.

Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into the crack house down the street and stopped.

When the celestial spheres align, the crack house down the street will descend from the heavens.

Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to the crack house down the street, even before I put on my clothes.

My publisher demanded I remove the crack house down the street from my manuscript on account of “decency.”

The kids put the crack house down the street in the microwave.

Oh no! Someone rolled up the crack house down the street in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my haunted butthole instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a leak instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with my sexual partners instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with Gonzo (the Muppet) instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a clumsy lesbian instead of a cup.

I saw this video, it was like 'Two Girls One Cup' but with a rabbit that just exploded instead of a cup.

The dog barked and ran away, because he saw me putting whipped cream on my nipples.

My chameleon turns purple whenever I’m putting whipped cream on my nipples.

I looked up “putting whipped cream on my nipples” in Urban Dictionary. It’s an act involving black market lungs.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for putting whipped cream on my nipples?

Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by putting whipped cream on my nipples.

I’m putting whipped cream on my nipples for Jesus.

Men, like an explosive red barrel, go farthest when they are putting whipped cream on your nipples.

I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into putting whipped cream on your nipples, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll disapprove.

When I get older, I don’t want to put whipped cream on your nipples.

It is disrespectful and dangerous to put whipped cream on your nipples during sex.

At the gym they have this new machine where you’re putting whipped cream on your nipples.

I don’t know anything about putting whipped cream on your nipples. I was home schooled.

Matt Lauer had a button under his desk for putting whipped cream on one's nipples without even getting up.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start putting whipped cream on one's nipples.

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That’s my son, who’s about as useful as putting whipped cream on one's nipples.

The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of putting whipped cream on one's nipples.

Joe Arpaio infamously put prisoners in a chain gang with putting whipped cream on one's nipples between every two.