Signa

Signa

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Sep 17 at 22:07 PDT
Popping the scrotum to get the testicle
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The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of popping the scrotum to get the testicle.
“D” is for popping the scrotum to get the testicle.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to popping the scrotum to get the testicle, even before I put on my clothes.
Introducing, The Popping the Scrotum to Get the Testicle diet, where you can lose 5lbs a week without exercise.
If mom hears us talking about popping the scrotum to get the testicle we’ll be SO grounded!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS POPPING THE SCROTUM TO GET THE TESTICLE.”

Sep 16 at 22:18 PDT
Aaron's overactive digestive system
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Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting Aaron's overactive digestive system into the air!
Politics. The Scary Men Party, is always trying to shove Aaron's overactive digestive system down our throats.
Can’t go out because of Aaron's overactive digestive system on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-nudity-cor is right for you.
In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Aaron's Overactive Digestive System.
The city council wants to cut down on Aaron's overactive digestive system after 8pm.
Shepherds in Scotland have used Aaron's overactive digestive system for years to keep the flock in line.

Sep 16 at 16:10 PDT
A fist full of bees
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Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was a fist full of bees and tried to attack it.
Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into a fist full of bees and stopped.
It’s taking forever to scrape the remains of a fist full of bees off the grill.
These special lenses help you see the horrible truth of deals: a fist full of bees.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of a fist full of bees.
My mom says you have to call it a fist full of bees or you get in trouble!

Masturbating with the infinity gauntlet
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Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi. The driver was masturbating with the infinity gauntlet.
The Pentagon’s most secure room is for masturbating with the infinity gauntlet.
They cut open the crocodile to find no evidence of any infidelity, still masturbating with the infinity gauntlet like always.
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by masturbating with the infinity gauntlet.
My spirit animal: masturbating with the infinity gauntlet.
Kinect automatically recognizes when you’re masturbating with the infinity gauntlet and turns itself on to broadcast it to your friends.

A cat that makes a brown note
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Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and a cat that makes a brown note.
I didn’t think this house would sell with a cat that makes a brown note in the attic.
We can be a cat that makes a brown note. And no one has to know.
A lifetime of a cat that makes a brown note awaits. Call now for a free consultation.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of a cat that makes a brown note on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
The sign at the fountain says not to throw a cat that makes a brown note in.

May 10 at 21:46 PDT
Grinding in a tent
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Amtrak officials confirm grinding in a tent would have prevented train derailment.
I dreamed I was back in school, late to class. You were there! But you were grinding in a tent.
Sky watchers are excited to gaze upon the Super Blood Moon, which is caused by grinding in a tent.
Rush hadn’t started playing when a stage effect went off early, ejecting grinding in a tent into the air!
In early rugby you scored points by grinding in a tent.
My wife is WAY better at grinding in a tent than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years

2021 Nov 14 at 21:35 PST
A spicy colon baby
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What’s wrong with your brother? He walks like he’s a spicy colon baby.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in a spicy colon baby.
I need a hotel room with a spicy colon baby, and I need Xanax® brought to me every four hours.
I got a spicy colon baby as a pet!
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had a spicy colon baby.
I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all a spicy colon baby when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!

2021 Nov 5 at 14:05 PDT
Thanos' monster cock
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The TSA has made new rules mandating Thanos' monster cock on every commercial flight.
During routine surgery, the doctors found Thanos' monster cock embedded in my abdomen.
I’m late to my meeting for Thanos' monster cock.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking Thanos' monster cock into women’s purses and bags.
After a long day I crawled into bed, only to find Thanos' monster cock.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only Thanos' monster cock and chewing gum.

2021 Oct 30 at 16:25 PDT
Half-babies in the wrong hole
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If mom hears us talking about Half-babies in the wrong hole we’ll be SO grounded!
The survey team detected Half-babies in the wrong hole at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s Half-babies in the wrong hole.
I feel great! I got Half-babies in the wrong hole in my bloodstream.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of Half-babies in the wrong hole on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of Half-babies in the wrong hole came on the screen.

2021 Jul 6 at 21:21 PDT
"Hot Sauce" Johnson
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"Hot Sauce" Johnson is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
"Hot Sauce" Johnson in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Amtrak officials confirm "Hot Sauce" Johnson would have prevented train derailment.
I never expected to be fingered by "Hot Sauce" Johnson.
"Hot Sauce" Johnson is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried "Hot Sauce" Johnson.