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Jun 29 at 19:39 PDT
Giving spiderman a blow job
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Don’t look at me while I’m Giving spiderman a blow job! It messes me up!
On the assembly line we heat a blood transfusion to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is Giving spiderman a blow job.
I clean all the food by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up Giving spiderman a blow job.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for Giving spiderman a blow job
Slender and muscled, like hot lava. She was the spitting image of Giving spiderman a blow job.
Watch me Giving spiderman a blow job. Now watch me spinning blades.

Apr 12 at 21:07 PDT
A jazz-hands freakout
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The new Ford F-750 with more torque than A jazz-hands freakout.
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with A jazz-hands freakout.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to A jazz-hands freakout.
I think that ecstasy was cut with A jazz-hands freakout. After one hit I began very, very rapidly leaving your friends to die.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s A jazz-hands freakout.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still A jazz-hands freakout!

Exfoliating mastrubation techniques
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My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put Exfoliating mastrubation techniques in the pillows.
At the coffee shop they put “Exfoliating mastrubation techniques” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Slender and muscled, like sandpaper. She was the spitting image of Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
That kind of attitude is why we have Exfoliating mastrubation techniques now.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
I will do anything for Exfoliating mastrubation techniques. But I won’t do mostly unused hypodermics!

I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for  

I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for thick oatmeal
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for a pussy, wet and dripping
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for swindling queers
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for the reanimated corpse of my neighbor
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for choking bitches
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for blocking the exit

Jan 26 at 19:17 PST
Who will be the winner?

Every part of the foreskin
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3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of just a bit of cocaine and a Fedex full of Every part of the foreskin.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw Every part of the foreskin for the first time!
Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking Every part of the foreskin onto the International Space Station.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed Every part of the foreskin up and down the highway.
Apparently, “Every Part of the Foreskin” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as Every part of the foreskin, score points by seizing the means of production, and you and me shall not be on the field.



Just a bit of foreskin
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Are you there God? It’s me, Just a bit of foreskin.
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw Just a bit of foreskin.
When Just a bit of foreskin is ready, cosmetic surgery for my cat will appear.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s Just a bit of foreskin and I think I believe her!
During the half-time show, a rip in Just a bit of foreskin exposed a dream to the audience.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got Just a bit of foreskin before every meeting.



The foreskin
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SWF looking for a real man. If you’re The foreskin, get to the front of the line.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of The Foreskin”! I shook his hand and it felt like The foreskin.
Howdy neighbor, love The foreskin! Let’s get child-bearing hips sometime!
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need The foreskin and too much wiggling.
The survey team detected whatEVER at the work site so I threw The foreskin in my truck and drove straight there.
I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will tickle The foreskin.

Jan 15 at 15:44 PST
Consuming a pool of children's tears
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider Consuming a pool of children's tears.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re Consuming a pool of children's tears!
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: Consuming a pool of children's tears!!!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS MAN ANIMALS CONSUMING A POOL OF CHILDREN'S TEARS.”
The dog ate pictures of my body so we’re waiting for Consuming a pool of children's tears.
Consuming a pool of children's tears is the spice of hot sparks.

Jan 14 at 22:20 PST
Using the president's daughter as a meat shield
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We’re having a velvet fist situation. Watch out for Using the president's daughter as a meat shield and please stand by...
I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like Using the president's daughter as a meat shield.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with Using the president's daughter as a meat shield.
During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. Using the President's Daughter as a Meat Shield.
Vote for me and I’ll stop Using the president's daughter as a meat shield, get rid of alien parasite larvae, and give everyone Gene Simmons’ tongue for free.
I couldn’t sleep. I’m too anxious about Using the president's daughter as a meat shield tomorrow.

Dec 16 at 21:32 PST
Getting horny for monkeys
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That kind of attitude is why we have Getting horny for monkeys now.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in Getting horny for monkeys.
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had what the dog ate removed so he could be Getting horny for monkeys.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to Getting horny for monkeys, even before I put on my clothes.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by Getting horny for monkeys.
The water tower looks like it’s Getting horny for monkeys from this angle.

Dec 16 at 12:15 PST
A highly stressed mime
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My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing A highly stressed mime, since we’re so good at it.
During the war, German scientists experimented with A highly stressed mime to weaponize my out of control libido.
Dagnabbit! I got A highly stressed mime all jammed up in the wheel well again.
Command, we’ve got two choppers and A highly stressed mime coming right at us. Please advise.
While I was out the Roomba got into A highly stressed mime and was getting crushed between two trucks.
My favorite new band is “A Highly Stressed Mime and an Old Hornet”.

Nov 30 at 21:29 PST
The Alabama Bible Boys
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I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all The Alabama Bible Boys when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!
Happiness: The Alabama Bible Boys, taffy, and a slip of the tongue.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during The Alabama Bible Boys that overturned their car.
People in Taiwan are getting The Alabama Bible Boys implanted in their bodies for humping people.
I prayed to God for The Alabama Bible Boys, and God delivered!
Command, we’ve got two choppers and The Alabama Bible Boys coming right at us. Please advise.