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Nov 30 at 21:29 PST
The Alabama Bible Boys
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I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all The Alabama Bible Boys when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!
Happiness: The Alabama Bible Boys, taffy, and a slip of the tongue.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during The Alabama Bible Boys that overturned their car.
People in Taiwan are getting The Alabama Bible Boys implanted in their bodies for humping people.
I prayed to God for The Alabama Bible Boys, and God delivered!
Command, we’ve got two choppers and The Alabama Bible Boys coming right at us. Please advise.

Nov 30 at 21:26 PST
Making pop culture references
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Look, man, I’m not into Making pop culture references. But $20 is $20.
This year’s hottest new fashion is Making pop culture references on your head.
I will do anything for Making pop culture references. But I won’t do their white asses!
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from Making pop culture references.
This food is so good it’s making Making pop culture references quiver!
“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried Making pop culture references.

Nov 20 at 06:21 PST
Flexing on Grandma
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They cut open the crocodile to find the cruel ambition of my father, still Flexing on Grandma like always.
Shepherds in Scotland have used breaking a promise for years to keep the flock from Flexing on Grandma.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is Flexing on Grandma.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be Flexing on Grandma if I wanted a new family.
CAUTION: Keep a $160,000 diamond out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks Flexing on Grandma.
A new study found that giving employees compliments and Flexing on Grandma can help motivate them, even more than a cash bonus.

Nov 9 at 19:18 PST
Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs
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During the war, German scientists experimented with the next time to weaponize Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs?
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs”.
Help! I can’t find my daughter! She looks like my daughter and is carrying Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs.
Sean Connery famously likes to spend his whole vacation in a beach chair with Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs in his lap.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by Ruth Bader Ginsberg's three broken ribs.

Nov 7 at 17:11 PST
Experiencing female pattern baldness
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It smells like Thai food in here... have you been Experiencing female pattern baldness?
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of that demon torture puzzle box. She has stated, “I prefer Experiencing female pattern baldness.”
I’m Experiencing female pattern baldness for Jesus.
We have a zero tolerance policy for Experiencing female pattern baldness here at Disney. So get overzealous product placement and get out!
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for Experiencing female pattern baldness.
I bought spines yesterday and now I can’t stop Experiencing female pattern baldness!

Oct 23 at 22:44 PDT
Pooping and screaming
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I refuse to roleplay as anything but pooping and screaming.
No thanks. My doctor said pooping and screaming makes defecation painful.
Jesus is pooping and screaming.
Furious that I was pooping and screaming into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into baseless hatred.
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with pooping and screaming.
We have a zero tolerance policy for an odd number of titties here at Disney. So get pooping and screaming and get out!

Oct 22 at 23:03 PDT
A fancy orphan
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The rich aroma of a fancy orphan, from the hills of Colombia.
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of a fancy orphan in the sky.
My kid was acting like a fancy orphan, so I took away nasty boys privileges.
My pharmacist separated a death sentence into two parts, and carefully lowered one into a fancy orphan.
In future times, the children will work together to build a fancy orphan.
A fancy orphan saved is a fancy orphan earned.

Oct 22 at 23:01 PDT
Flying to Peru to eat a pet
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Always walk into an interview with Christopher Lloyd holding a dog and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate Flying to Peru to eat a pet.
At the winery tour we saw how they put the reanimated corpse of my neighbor and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like Flying to Peru to eat a pet.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find Flying to Peru to eat a pet so relaxing.
The authorities followed the trail of Flying to Peru to eat a pet, leading them straight to the suspect.
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of Flying to Peru to eat a pet.
If you do it right, a Japanese woman’s underwear is all about Flying to Peru to eat a pet.

Aug 30 at 17:16 PDT
A toilet designed like a highchair
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The ‘A toilet designed like a highchair moth’ has adapted to feed on intestines draped everywhere, and hide under lactating dogs in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
For girl scouts, my daughter went door-to-door giving everyone in my neighborhood A toilet designed like a highchair.
I could tell several children had ended up behind me when I felt A toilet designed like a highchair as I backed up.
My dream house has A toilet designed like a highchair built in, an extra garage for fornicating all day, every day, and too much wiggling for the door bell.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were A toilet designed like a highchair, would you be A toilet designed like a highchair as well?”
The new bill before congress would require A toilet designed like a highchair in all K-through-12 classrooms.

Aug 26 at 11:19 PDT
Launching nukes for the greater good
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Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as going to Wendy’s or Launching nukes for the greater good.
15% of married men say they’ve cheated by Launching nukes for the greater good with another woman.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “Launching nukes for the greater good”.
Lot’s of people drive down to Portland for a madhouse! A madhouse! and to avoid Launching nukes for the greater good.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using Launching nukes for the greater good to forage for food.
My house. 8 o’clock. Launching nukes for the greater good.