Signa

Signa

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Nov 14 at 21:35 PST
A spicy colon baby
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What’s wrong with your brother? He walks like he’s a spicy colon baby.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in a spicy colon baby.
I need a hotel room with a spicy colon baby, and I need Xanax® brought to me every four hours.
I got a spicy colon baby as a pet!
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had a spicy colon baby.
I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all a spicy colon baby when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!

Thanos' monster cock
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The TSA has made new rules mandating Thanos' monster cock on every commercial flight.
During routine surgery, the doctors found Thanos' monster cock embedded in my abdomen.
I’m late to my meeting for Thanos' monster cock.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking Thanos' monster cock into women’s purses and bags.
After a long day I crawled into bed, only to find Thanos' monster cock.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only Thanos' monster cock and chewing gum.

Oct 30 at 16:25 PDT
Half-babies in the wrong hole
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If mom hears us talking about Half-babies in the wrong hole we’ll be SO grounded!
The survey team detected Half-babies in the wrong hole at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s Half-babies in the wrong hole.
I feel great! I got Half-babies in the wrong hole in my bloodstream.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of Half-babies in the wrong hole on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of Half-babies in the wrong hole came on the screen.

"Hot Sauce" Johnson
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"Hot Sauce" Johnson is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
"Hot Sauce" Johnson in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Amtrak officials confirm "Hot Sauce" Johnson would have prevented train derailment.
I never expected to be fingered by "Hot Sauce" Johnson.
"Hot Sauce" Johnson is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried "Hot Sauce" Johnson.

Scissoring her by the bonfire
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Don’t be Scissoring her by the bonfire alone! Join the Scissoring Her by the Bonfire Club and do it with others.
Watch me screaming. Now watch me Scissoring her by the bonfire.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about Scissoring her by the bonfire.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Special Pube Shampoo” and it helps me with Scissoring her by the bonfire.
You know you have a strong relationship when you can share in Scissoring her by the bonfire together.
Wolves don’t eat Scissoring her by the bonfire, and neither should kings.

Wenis time!
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I would have never thought that I’d actually be Wenis time! while I’m sticking it to the man!
The referee just issued a red card to Wenis time! for sliding into a slut who deserved it.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about ionizing radiation and Wenis time!. Should I talk to him?
But I promised I would get my kids Wenis time! for Christmas!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Wenis time!.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Wenis Time!”! I shook his hand and it felt like Wenis time!.

Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the  !

Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the removing a uterine tumor with my teeth!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the complete ecstasy!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the the instructions!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the my momma’s fatness!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the loudspeakers!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the shaved bears!

2020 Sep 18 at 00:17 PDT
Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks
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I got into my car and sat on Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks!
A new study found that giving employees compliments and Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks can help motivate them, even more than a cash bonus.
Do you remember when we were kids, and the police shut the school, and we were Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
No thanks. My doctor said Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks makes defecation painful.

2020 Aug 22 at 19:43 PDT
4lbs of piss
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I didn’t mean to start 4lbs of piss, it just happened!
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about no black child, but with 4lbs of piss!
When the celestial spheres align, 4lbs of piss will descend from the heavens.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock 4lbs of piss and the ashes of your beloved dog in a room and let ‘em fight it out.
They cut open the crocodile to find 4lbs of piss, still nothing else like always.
I came with 4lbs of piss to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a wayward dental implant so nobody even noticed!

2020 Aug 11 at 10:23 PDT
Lubing up with WD-40
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Ever since feigned sympathy appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while lubing up with WD-40.
I don’t know how impregnating your five-year-old brother could lead to lubing up with WD-40 but it probably involves manliness!
The media’s nonstop coverage of terminal illness is just to distract us from lubing up with WD-40.
At Home Depot they have this new all-in-one tool that’s shaped like mediocre tits and can be used for lubing up with WD-40.
Lubing up with WD-40! Lubing up with WD-40! My kingdom for lubing up with WD-40!
I think a lot of people would pay to see lubing up with WD-40.