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Sep 18 at 00:17 PDT
Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks
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I got into my car and sat on Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks!
A new study found that giving employees compliments and Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks can help motivate them, even more than a cash bonus.
Do you remember when we were kids, and the police shut the school, and we were Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
No thanks. My doctor said Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks makes defecation painful.

Aug 22 at 19:43 PDT
4lbs of piss
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I didn’t mean to start 4lbs of piss, it just happened!
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about no black child, but with 4lbs of piss!
When the celestial spheres align, 4lbs of piss will descend from the heavens.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock 4lbs of piss and the ashes of your beloved dog in a room and let ‘em fight it out.
They cut open the crocodile to find 4lbs of piss, still nothing else like always.
I came with 4lbs of piss to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a wayward dental implant so nobody even noticed!

Aug 11 at 10:23 PDT
Lubing up with WD-40
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Ever since feigned sympathy appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while lubing up with WD-40.
I don’t know how impregnating your five-year-old brother could lead to lubing up with WD-40 but it probably involves manliness!
The media’s nonstop coverage of terminal illness is just to distract us from lubing up with WD-40.
At Home Depot they have this new all-in-one tool that’s shaped like mediocre tits and can be used for lubing up with WD-40.
Lubing up with WD-40! Lubing up with WD-40! My kingdom for lubing up with WD-40!
I think a lot of people would pay to see lubing up with WD-40.

Necking with a best friend
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More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and Necking with a best friend in the Philippines.
CAUTION: Keep a dead clown on the stairs out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks Necking with a best friend.
If you’re interested in my services, email me at: necking-with-a-best-friend@realizing-i-m-a-douche.biz
Let poorly orchestrated group sex host your next party, providing Necking with a best friend like you’ve never experienced before.
Necking-with-a-Best-Friend-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!
Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of pulsating opposite sexes. Half the country is Necking with a best friend.

2019 Jun 29 at 19:39 PDT
Giving spiderman a blow job
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Don’t look at me while I’m Giving spiderman a blow job! It messes me up!
On the assembly line we heat a blood transfusion to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is Giving spiderman a blow job.
I clean all the food by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up Giving spiderman a blow job.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for Giving spiderman a blow job
Slender and muscled, like hot lava. She was the spitting image of Giving spiderman a blow job.
Watch me Giving spiderman a blow job. Now watch me spinning blades.

2019 Apr 12 at 21:07 PDT
A jazz-hands freakout
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The new Ford F-750 with more torque than A jazz-hands freakout.
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with A jazz-hands freakout.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to A jazz-hands freakout.
I think that ecstasy was cut with A jazz-hands freakout. After one hit I began very, very rapidly leaving your friends to die.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s A jazz-hands freakout.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still A jazz-hands freakout!

2019 Apr 5 at 22:05 PDT
Exfoliating mastrubation techniques
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My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put Exfoliating mastrubation techniques in the pillows.
At the coffee shop they put “Exfoliating mastrubation techniques” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Slender and muscled, like sandpaper. She was the spitting image of Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
That kind of attitude is why we have Exfoliating mastrubation techniques now.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
I will do anything for Exfoliating mastrubation techniques. But I won’t do mostly unused hypodermics!

2019 Feb 7 at 22:16 PST
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for  

I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for thick oatmeal
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for a pussy, wet and dripping
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for swindling queers
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for the reanimated corpse of my neighbor
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for choking bitches
I've been at work for more than 5 and half hours. Time for blocking the exit

2019 Jan 26 at 19:17 PST
Who will be the winner?

Every part of the foreskin
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3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of just a bit of cocaine and a Fedex full of Every part of the foreskin.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw Every part of the foreskin for the first time!
Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking Every part of the foreskin onto the International Space Station.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed Every part of the foreskin up and down the highway.
Apparently, “Every Part of the Foreskin” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as Every part of the foreskin, score points by seizing the means of production, and you and me shall not be on the field.



Just a bit of foreskin
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Are you there God? It’s me, Just a bit of foreskin.
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw Just a bit of foreskin.
When Just a bit of foreskin is ready, cosmetic surgery for my cat will appear.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s Just a bit of foreskin and I think I believe her!
During the half-time show, a rip in Just a bit of foreskin exposed a dream to the audience.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got Just a bit of foreskin before every meeting.



The foreskin
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SWF looking for a real man. If you’re The foreskin, get to the front of the line.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of The Foreskin”! I shook his hand and it felt like The foreskin.
Howdy neighbor, love The foreskin! Let’s get child-bearing hips sometime!
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need The foreskin and too much wiggling.
The survey team detected whatEVER at the work site so I threw The foreskin in my truck and drove straight there.
I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will tickle The foreskin.

2019 Jan 15 at 15:44 PST
Consuming a pool of children's tears
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider Consuming a pool of children's tears.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they’re Consuming a pool of children's tears!
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: Consuming a pool of children's tears!!!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS MAN ANIMALS CONSUMING A POOL OF CHILDREN'S TEARS.”
The dog ate pictures of my body so we’re waiting for Consuming a pool of children's tears.
Consuming a pool of children's tears is the spice of hot sparks.