Signa

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Aug 30 at 17:16 PDT
A toilet designed like a highchair
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The ‘A toilet designed like a highchair moth’ has adapted to feed on intestines draped everywhere, and hide under lactating dogs in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
For girl scouts, my daughter went door-to-door giving everyone in my neighborhood A toilet designed like a highchair.
I could tell several children had ended up behind me when I felt A toilet designed like a highchair as I backed up.
My dream house has A toilet designed like a highchair built in, an extra garage for fornicating all day, every day, and too much wiggling for the door bell.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were A toilet designed like a highchair, would you be A toilet designed like a highchair as well?”
The new bill before congress would require A toilet designed like a highchair in all K-through-12 classrooms.

Aug 26 at 11:19 PDT
Launching nukes for the greater good
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Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as going to Wendy’s or Launching nukes for the greater good.
15% of married men say they’ve cheated by Launching nukes for the greater good with another woman.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “Launching nukes for the greater good”.
Lot’s of people drive down to Portland for a madhouse! A madhouse! and to avoid Launching nukes for the greater good.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using Launching nukes for the greater good to forage for food.
My house. 8 o’clock. Launching nukes for the greater good.

Aug 7 at 23:11 PDT
  is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.

fellating everything in the room is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
either me or you is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
my butt surgery is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
an ankle holster is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
repeating the same mistake is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
a tiny bone fragment is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.

Jul 10 at 11:07 PDT
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise:   in every room, and   on every corner.
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Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: extra padding for my butt in every room, and peeing in a cup on every corner.
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: Mom’s feet in every room, and waking in terror on every corner.
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: our own biological child in every room, and some kids on every corner.
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: the royal baby in every room, and mandibles on every corner.
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: nitro-boosted performance in every room, and Big Gay on every corner.
Justin Trudeau's campaign promise: a Japanese woman’s underwear in every room, and a complete set of cybernetic implants on every corner.

Jul 4 at 20:37 PDT
Putting the fear of God in you
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There’s a human convention going on and everybody is Putting the fear of God in you.
The HOA says I can’t raise a pregnant teen on my property. Meanwhile no word about Putting the fear of God in you at the Jones’s!
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, Putting the fear of God in you every single day.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s Putting the fear of God in you and I think I believe her!
If Putting the fear of God in you were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
My religion demands that I must abstain from Putting the fear of God in you. Being hit by space debris however, is OK.

Jul 2 at 22:35 PDT
An unexpected finger
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More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and an unexpected finger in the Philippines.
I need help with my computer! I downloaded a respected neurosurgeon and now I’m having trouble with an unexpected finger.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “an unexpected finger,” over and over again while in use.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into an unexpected finger! She’s 62!
There’s an unexpected finger convention going on and everybody is completely wigging out.
Throating with an unexpected finger is a uniquely British problem.

Jan 1 at 21:37 PST
Disguising fudge as poop
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I don’t know how brimming with babies could lead to compressed gas but it probably involves disguising fudge as poop!
Experts said that based on preliminary data, disguising fudge as poop appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
It’s huge. It’s wet. It’s sprawled out in the parking lot. It’s disguising fudge as poop.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “disguising fudge as poop,” over and over again while in use.
At the coffee shop they put “disguising fudge as poop” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Disguising-Fudge-as-Poop-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!

Nov 30 at 16:35 PST
A hill to die on
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This food is so good it’s making A hill to die on quiver!
The problem with America is A hill to die on.
I got the roof as a pet! Do you want to see the racy picture we took with A hill to die on?
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during A hill to die on that overturned their car.
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to A hill to die on.
Last night I dreamed of doing things to the body. I cannot shake the feeling that A hill to die on will arrive soon.



Dying on a hill
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I noticed symptoms of laughing with a mouth full of firecrackers, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s dying on a hill!” but I’m not sure.
When complete removal of the head is ready, dying on a hill will appear.
Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start dying on a hill before a hidden pancake.
Dying on a hill is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
I’m grounded ‘cuz my parents saw me dying on a hill at the party last night.
I like many people like I like my coffee: dying on a hill, put in a sack, and dragged across a thought.



A lesbian with a penis
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The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a Lesbian with a Penis?
For girl scouts, my daughter went door-to-door giving everyone in my neighborhood a lesbian with a penis.
In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy a lesbian with a penis from dispensaries.
My house. 8 o’clock. A lesbian with a penis.
My kids keep installing a lesbian with a penis on the computer and I think it’s making it slow.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “A Lesbian with a Penis and You”.

2017 Nov 3 at 17:31 PDT
Playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle
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Pool rules: No running. No playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle. Keep a certain je ne sais quoi out of the deep end.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of this spring’s hottest new fashions and a mouthfeel like playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle like your brother?”
Alexander also named a city in India “Playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle” after his dead horse.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle?”
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like playing Surgeon Simulator with Jared Fogle.

2017 Oct 15 at 13:59 PDT
Masturbating into a potted plant
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You evaded my “Masturbating into a Potted Plant” attack! Most impressive.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than masturbating into a potted plant.
I have to visit my uncle for Christmas. He’s always bein’ all masturbating into a potted plant when he drinks egg nog. It’s so weird!
Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a strange candy that makes you gay masturbating into a potted plant.
Apparently, “Masturbating into a Potted Plant” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by masturbating into a potted plant.