SuperJer

SuperJer

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Horse
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Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw horse.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about horse, but with a genital louse!
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was horse.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “horse” incident in the science lab.
The TSA has made new rules mandating horse on every commercial flight.
Growing up we never had a gushing bloody nose, but we had to deal with horse, and I want the opposite for my children.

Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on  {n}.

Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on baby Jesus.
Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on the “fun” stuff.
Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on maximum bitch mode.
Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on girl problems.
Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on dinosaurs.
Environmental tip: Save paper towels by wiping your hands on baby eels.

An additional whale
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I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me an additional whale.
Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s an additional whale.
The sign at the fountain says not to throw an additional whale in.
Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get an additional whale removed from her and a special little fuck removed from me.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s a hole, with a crack in the sky around the edges, and an additional whale on top.
Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start boiling water before an additional whale.

My life's theme song goes:   /   /  
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My life's theme song goes: masturbating to pictures of dead animals / being killed in the Spanish civil war / racial superiority
My life's theme song goes: an automated turret / resting bitch face / hatred for children
My life's theme song goes: sweating, groaning and screaming / being unfit to even live / just falling out of my bung hole
My life's theme song goes: stubby fingers / sneaking into the sultan’s harem / feeling fat and sassy
My life's theme song goes: a giant eraser / irresponsible parenting / eight sexual partners
My life's theme song goes: your idiot ideas / a gaggle of nuns / my golden goose

Jul 30 at 10:29 PDT
Doing better
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I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will tickle doing better.
R Kelly fantasizes about doing better with a young Beyonce.
I like Japanese people because you can never tell if they are exploding from both ends or doing better
First you get a death sentence. Then you get an old, Asian martial arts master. Then you get doing better.
The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit doing better and acquire the inside!
I saw gases and smoke down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be doing better with us.”

Jul 30 at 10:29 PDT
It's been a decade .. in User Discussions
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Jul 25 at 13:40 PDT
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of  {v}, according to court records.

Tagliette is a former police officer accused of getting a face full of crotch, according to court records.
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of inhaling, according to court records.
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of scissoring, according to court records.
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of shotgunning, according to court records.
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of beeping, according to court records.
Tagliette is a former police officer accused of killing myself, rather than being disgraced, according to court records.

Jul 19 at 16:10 PDT
Getting revenge on Frank Sinatra
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CAUTION: Keep outrageous fortune out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks getting revenge on Frank Sinatra.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how getting revenge on Frank Sinatra happens.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate getting revenge on Frank Sinatra to prepare for a mission to mars.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with getting revenge on Frank Sinatra.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find getting revenge on Frank Sinatra so relaxing.
Getting revenge on Frank Sinatra has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.

Jul 16 at 18:06 PDT
Killing a guy in a bathroom
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Pundits agree it will take killing a guy in a bathroom for the senator to win the election.
Men, like a huge mountain, go farthest when they are killing a guy in a bathroom.
I saw empty space down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be killing a guy in a bathroom with us.”
Last night I dreamed of killing a guy in a bathroom. I cannot shake the feeling that fist pumping will arrive soon.
I don’t think that even comes close to being killing a guy in a bathroom.
Ever since scary men appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while killing a guy in a bathroom.

Jul 16 at 16:29 PDT
2x the meat!
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The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: A Turkish wedding, 2x the meat! and an automated turret.
I prayed to God for 2x the meat!, and God delivered!
They cut open the crocodile to find 2x the meat!, still holding hands like always.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare 2x the meat! right at your table.
How embarrassing! I forget I left 2x the meat! in the foyer.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with 2x the meat!.