SuperJer

SuperJer

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This particular salmon
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My wife printed me a certifcate for this particular salmon. I’m excited for tonight!
This particular salmon has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Furious that I was going to Wendy’s into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into this particular salmon.
Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about this particular salmon.
For my last meal I want this particular salmon seasoned lightly with making didgeridoo sounds.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed this particular salmon up and down the highway.

I've been diagnosed with  {UT}'s Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be  {}.
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I've been diagnosed with Masturbating Furiously's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be a “Hey!”.
I've been diagnosed with Thrifty Moms's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be dicking around.
I've been diagnosed with Touching Your Vaggie While Sleeping's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be a lucky toss.
I've been diagnosed with Kicking the Door Down's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be an exit wound.
I've been diagnosed with Assassinating Kim Jong-un's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be a certain je ne sais quoi.
I've been diagnosed with Ointment's Syndrome. It makes my body always try to be choking bitches.

Oct 11 at 11:49 PDT
Just poop
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Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain just poop?
Bumper sticker: My other ride is just poop.
Just poop in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s just poop and I think I believe her!
Today you’re on the receiving end of just poop.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still just poop!

Oct 10 at 16:04 PDT
Not-so-innocent girls
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Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about not-so-innocent girls.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing not-so-innocent girls is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to not-so-innocent girls.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into not-so-innocent girls! She’s 62!
I tried to sneak out of the store with not-so-innocent girls under one arm and good vibes down my pants.
In my wild days I was breaking in, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with not-so-innocent girls on the New Mexico border.

Oct 8 at 08:03 PDT
I've decided to allow   in my home.

I've decided to allow the hands of the enemy in my home.
I've decided to allow costing a lot of money in my home.
I've decided to allow a bad chicken in my home.
I've decided to allow spongy flesh in my home.
I've decided to allow subduing your cell-mate and making him your wife in my home.
I've decided to allow the coming race war in my home.

Oct 8 at 07:59 PDT
Even women
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This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw even women overboard!
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be even women.
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of even women.
In the third world, luxuries like landlubbers are an alien concept, and most people don’t even have access to even women.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on even women.
It's like they always say: even women never changes.



This restaurant uses   for fast payment processing.

This restaurant uses drugs for fast payment processing.
This restaurant uses a fistful of hair for fast payment processing.
This restaurant uses witnesses for fast payment processing.
This restaurant uses the Lord for fast payment processing.
This restaurant uses whacking your sausage against the counter for fast payment processing.
This restaurant uses grinding on it for fast payment processing.

Oct 5 at 23:34 PDT
Getting diagnosed
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Jesus Christ is a temporary setback on the road to getting diagnosed!
I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like getting diagnosed.
The cruiseliner struck a censor bar and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with getting diagnosed.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use getting diagnosed to treat being ashamed of your nakedness!
What the fingertips department lacks in selection, we make up for in getting diagnosed.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “getting diagnosed,” over and over again while in use.



Disappearing
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There’s always time for disappearing before breakfast.
A lifetime of disappearing awaits. Call now for a free consultation.
We have a zero tolerance policy for disappearing here at Disney. So get force-feeding a bird and get out!
Look, man, I’m not into disappearing. But $20 is $20.
Last night was the tragic result of disappearing
“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s enough lube in love with disappearing very much they do a... special hug.”



Up and just disappearing
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I thought I was alone with most people but my mom walked in. We got to up and just disappearing and I felt better.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between up and just disappearing and farting like a bagpipe.
I noticed symptoms of farting while asleep, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s up and just disappearing!” but I’m not sure.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with up and just disappearing.
Black leggings can only be killed by up and just disappearing.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “His Holiness the Pope!” You’re cursed with up and just disappearing until the end of the game!



I've been diagnosed with  .

I've been diagnosed with a very old jellybean.
I've been diagnosed with putting my mouth on it.
I've been diagnosed with flimsy toilet paper.
I've been diagnosed with killing protesters.
I've been diagnosed with weight loss.
I've been diagnosed with unladylike musculature.

Oct 2 at 13:23 PDT
Yelling at the dog
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Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by yelling at the dog.
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of a fatal bee sting on the anus. She has stated, “I prefer yelling at the dog.”
I scream, you scream, the Hell pits, yelling at the dog!
I can’t believe you forced my mom into yelling at the dog! She’s 62!
You’re not a mom! You’re just yelling at the dog!
People in Taiwan are getting ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!! implanted in their bodies for yelling at the dog.

Oct 2 at 09:08 PDT
One gut bacterium
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At the hospital I had to take off my clothes and get into one gut bacterium before thinking about spiders.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed one gut bacterium up and down the highway.
Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling one gut bacterium. The driver was exploding from both ends.
The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate one gut bacterium.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of one gut bacterium.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as one gut bacterium.

Sep 28 at 13:34 PDT
Diet advice
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When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with diet advice!”
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like diet advice.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to diet advice.
Lot’s of people drive down to Portland for diet advice and to avoid overzealous product placement.
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me diet advice and it’s getting weird.
Diet advice is slightly prolapsed right now because I was just wallowing in your filth. Sorry.