SuperJer

SuperJer

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Thursday at 14:30 PDT
An ICBM
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Life is so strange. I went to college to learn an ICBM, but now I work at Wal*Mart.
Trying to put on my seat belt in the dark, I accidentally snapped it into an ICBM.
Now streaming on PornHub: Debby Does an ICBM.
Daddy! There’s an ICBM under my bed. Kill it kill it!
We can be an ICBM. And no one has to know.
Dagnabbit! I got an ICBM all jammed up in the wheel well again.

Thursday at 14:28 PDT
The prophet
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My house. 8 o’clock. The prophet.
I need a hotel room with the prophet, and I need Xanax® brought to me every four hours.
Doctor! My child has the prophet coursing through his veins!
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on the prophet.
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: the prophet!!!
Opinions are like the prophet. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.



Learning from one another
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Lucy Liu has studied ancient rituals of learning from one another.
It’s time to scrape the remains of learning from one another off the driveway.
The children in this wing of the hospital are here because of learning from one another.
I always get caught learning from one another in the locker room. Sorry.
For Halloween we’re peeling grapes so they feel like eyeballs, and we prepared learning from one another so it feels like brains.
The TSA has made new rules mandating learning from one another on every commercial flight.



Dying nameless on my floor
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PG rated movies cut to dying nameless on my floor instead of showing sex.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should get dying nameless on my floor.
They said dying nameless on my floor was out of my league, but look at me now! I’m the king of dying nameless on my floor!
While you’re at the store can you pick up dying nameless on my floor, in family size?
In this 15th century painting, dying nameless on my floor is represented by a man with cheese for a head.
Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start dying nameless on my floor before their white asses.

Jun 17 at 18:12 PDT
Getting so fucking horny for me
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You wouldn’t think it, but during Prohibition many people were getting so fucking horny for me.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still getting so fucking horny for me!
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were getting so fucking horny for me, would you be getting so fucking horny for me as well?”
Blue Whaling: the disturbing internet trend in which teens commit suicide by getting so fucking horny for me.
Go, go, Gadget Getting so Fucking Horny for Me!
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about getting so fucking horny for me. Should I talk to him?

Jun 11 at 13:51 PDT
Melting in my mouth
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It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, melting in my mouth, & toilet paper.
I got written up at work today for running to the bathroom and melting in my mouth. There was a report.
Pundits agree it will take melting in my mouth for the senator to win the election.
It is disrespectful and dangerous to be melting in my mouth during sex.
Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: melting in my mouth.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with melting in my mouth.

May 11 at 18:06 PDT
Passing out in a centrifuge
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It wasn’t in the movie, but they had a lot of passing out in a centrifuge on the Titanic.
Today the Senate is voting on passing out in a centrifuge.
In public restrooms, I’m always afraid someone will walk in, right while I’m passing out in a centrifuge.
If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about passing out in a centrifuge.
But I promised I would get my kids passing out in a centrifuge for Christmas!
The new Fallout DLC will allow you to recruit desperate dog sex and acquire passing out in a centrifuge!

Apr 26 at 10:44 PDT
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is  .

Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is a cage built for an autistic student.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is taking a flying leap.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is a drop of blood.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is 20 dollars.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is sewing it shut.
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is salt.



Eating a taco
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It wasn’t in the movie, but they had a lot of eating a taco on the Titanic.
The shockwave from the mishap at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused eating a taco in the streets.
Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for eating a taco.
I make treats for my cat by eating a taco with an exploitative sex tape. Oreo loves it!
The FBI is at the door. I think they're here because of... you know... eating a taco.
Jesus is eating a taco.

Apr 15 at 18:04 PDT
Kim's knife accident
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“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember Kim's knife accident?”
I found out why I’m always sick... they found Kim's knife accident in the walls at my office.
Ever since Kim's knife accident appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while changing.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of Kim's knife accident.
Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for Kim's knife accident.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, Kim's knife accident emerged.

Mar 29 at 15:18 PDT
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over  {n}.

Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over a real butt-toucher.
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over his holiness the pope.
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over a box of wine.
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over a secret elevator button.
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over a tickle.
Traditionally, in depictions of Adam and Eve, a fig leaf is placed over success.

Mar 28 at 13:21 PDT
I swear this was an accident!
Mar 28 at 13:19 PDT
Shhh! I need help making   look like an accident.

Shhh! I need help making an accident look like an accident.
Shhh! I need help making another hole in the head look like an accident.
Shhh! I need help making a suitcase full of guns and money look like an accident.
Shhh! I need help making a slut who deserved it look like an accident.
Shhh! I need help making three carrots look like an accident.
Shhh! I need help making chocolate? Or maybe poop look like an accident.



Making it look like an accident
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Life without love is like making it look like an accident without fruit.
While I was out the dog chewed into the packaging on her penis. I found him making it look like an accident.
Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain making it look like an accident?
Amtrak officials confirm making it look like an accident would have prevented train derailment.
My usual at Starbucks is a Grande Caramel Making-it-look-like-an-accident-iatto with whip and sprinkles.
You evaded my “Making It Look like an Accident” attack! Most impressive.