SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 20
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Recent posts by SuperJer

Recent posts by SuperJer

Yesterday at 17:48 PDT
Kitten meat
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This new Mario game is weird. You need zebras disguised as horses to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying kitten meat.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: kitten meat.
I like valid reasoning like I like my coffee: expectorating some sludge, put in a sack, and dragged across kitten meat.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being kitten meat.
I dug around for hours in the trash but never found kitten meat.
Sir! We are out of kitten meat, but we found the uncooperative dead while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?

Yesterday at 17:38 PDT
Everyone and their grandmothers
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Everyone and their grandmothers is the spice of I don’t know what, but BILLIONS of them.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen everyone and their grandmothers.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Everyone and Their Grandmothers Blast!
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Everyone and Their Grandmothers?
They don’t make the last thing I said like they used to! This one doesn’t even have everyone and their grandmothers.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with everyone and their grandmothers.

Yesterday at 14:56 PDT
*fart noise*
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Chase bank is giving out *fart noise* this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was *fart noise*.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with “that feeling”. I barely even felt *fart noise*.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab yoga farts and walk right out the door without *fart noise*.
The new bill before congress would mandate *fart noise* in all K-through-12 classrooms.
I got *fart noise* as a pet! Do you want to see the racy picture we took with kids these days?

Yesterday at 14:55 PDT
Anglo
Bongo
Congo
Django
Ergo
Fandango
Gringo
Honkey
Ingot
Jingo
Kango
Lingo
Mango
NATO
Onomatopoeia
Pango
Quango
Rango
Stanko
Tango
Uwajimaya
Van Gogh
Wikipedia
Yolo
Zango




Yesterday at 13:00 PDT
Being angry and stupid
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And my mother said, “How come you’re not being angry and stupid like your brother?”
I would have never thought that I’d actually be being angry and stupid while I’m workplace chatter!
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and being angry and stupid.
There is no revenge so complete as being angry and stupid.
Senator, give us being angry and stupid biannually and you’ll get our vote.
Hark! What being angry and stupid through yonder window breaks?

Monday at 15:25 PDT
Parents, please consider which type of   is right for your child.

Parents, please consider which type of some kids is right for your child.
Parents, please consider which type of a deceitful word is right for your child.
Parents, please consider which type of Satan’s mother is right for your child.
Parents, please consider which type of a warhead is right for your child.
Parents, please consider which type of no black child is right for your child.
Parents, please consider which type of a child taxidermy video is right for your child.

Monday at 15:19 PDT
DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow hanging in the window.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow to prepare for a mission to mars.
Men, like the death simulator, go farthest when they are DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.

Monday at 10:43 PDT
I have no name :( in Hammer Mapping
That means the BSP step failed. If it worked it would have created a .prt (portal) file.

Look for an earlier error from hlbsp.
Monday at 07:55 PDT
The Internet is made out of  {pc}.

The Internet is made out of thinness.
The Internet is made out of door hinges, nails and chopped up horseshoes.
The Internet is made out of effective limits.
The Internet is made out of heavy garbage.
The Internet is made out of booze.
The Internet is made out of white-knuckled terror.



According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of  {p}.

According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of bodily functions gone awry.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of rolling eyes.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of cooter muscles.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of assault preparations.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of yoga farts.
According to the Senate, the Internet is a series of not many teeth.

Monday at 07:19 PDT
15% of married men say they've cheated by  {v} with another woman.

15% of married men say they've cheated by struggling with a police officer with another woman.
15% of married men say they've cheated by trying to handcuff a ghost with another woman.
15% of married men say they've cheated by attacking everything in your path with another woman.
15% of married men say they've cheated by running around slamming doors with another woman.
15% of married men say they've cheated by being deep inside each other with another woman.
15% of married men say they've cheated by investigating crimes and making arrests with another woman.