SuperJer

SuperJer

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Being loaded into a SAW trap
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If being loaded into a SAW trap were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
Everyone knows Houdini for being good at escapes. But he was GREAT at being loaded into a SAW trap.
Art can be defined by snarling and thrashing but only if it gets you being loaded into a SAW trap and inspired.
This party was a real snooze, until being loaded into a SAW trap got things jumpin’.
The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is being loaded into a SAW trap.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by being loaded into a SAW trap around the building.

Oct 26 at 12:01 PDT
Six emails
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I heard you were talking about six emails so I had to come over!
Can I get some floss? There’s six emails between my teeth.
No more six emails at Starbucks.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found six emails in the walls at my office.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Six Emails?
In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had six emails removed so she can live a normal life.

Oct 21 at 05:34 PDT
Drawing a really cute picture
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Howdy neighbor, love your azalea bush! Let’s get drawing a really cute picture sometime!
In a world with no rules, one man must be drawing a really cute picture. Coming this summer.
Wine tasters describe this vintage as having silky hints of caramel and a mouthfeel like drawing a really cute picture.
Alexander also named a city in India “Drawing a Really Cute Picture” after his dead horse.
These special lenses help you see the horrible truth of drawing a really cute picture: that jackass.
John “drawing a really cute picture” Smith. The genius who brought us no clean towels.

Oct 10 at 13:03 PDT
Throwing my cloak
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The letters on a modern keyboard come from typewriters, which were arranged by throwing my cloak.
Making the best chocolate chip cookies requires throwing my cloak.
It has been prophesized that the young king will eventually be killed by throwing my cloak.
Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was throwing my cloak and tried to attack it.
I’m gonna prove the link between throwing my cloak and McDonald’s®! You’ll all see!
They said throwing my cloak was out of my league, but look at me now! I’m the king of throwing my cloak!

A flamingo with a gun
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When I was bodybuilding I foolishly tried to dead-lift a flamingo with a gun.
My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found a flamingo with a gun inside.
Always walk into an interview with a flamingo with a gun and confidence, and you’ll get the job.
Daddy! There’s a flamingo with a gun under my bed. Kill it kill it!
At Boeing R&D, we test that demon torture puzzle box by subjecting it to a flamingo with a gun and extreme heat.
Could you buy me a flamingo with a gun? I’ll pay you back.

Sep 23 at 00:07 PDT
Escaping justice
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I had the most horrific bowel movement. It was like escaping justice.
If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about escaping justice.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of escaping justice in the soil.
PG rated movies cut to escaping justice instead of showing sex.
No thanks. My doctor said escaping justice makes defecation painful.
Happiness: Escaping justice, solving a problem, and holding hands.

Sep 18 at 22:28 PDT
Medicine
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I met this hot chick online. She says she’s medicine and I think I believe her!
Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about medicine.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and medicine.
For Christmas, everyone got medicine in their stockings!
United Airlines had a passenger beaten and dragged off a plane when he refused to give up medicine.
A Russian couple taught a bear how to be medicine.

Sep 18 at 21:05 PDT
A bucket full of hotdogs
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The survey team detected a bucket full of hotdogs at the work site so I threw my tools in my truck and drove straight there.
Sometimes I feel out of place at the gym then I look to my left and see a bucket full of hotdogs, and I feel better.
All the best love stories include a bucket full of hotdogs.
We put a bucket full of hotdogs in your tea!
Interested in my services? Mail me at: being-in-a-state-of-total-ecstasy@a-bucket-full-of-hotdogs.biz
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took a bucket full of hotdogs from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.



A pack of raccoons
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The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with a pack of raccoons.
Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about a pack of raccoons.
Huge scandal this week as the PM of Australia was caught with a pack of raccoons.
What will we do with a pack of raccoons early in the morning?
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into a pack of raccoons.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for a pack of raccoons!



Feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons
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I dreamed I was back in school, late to class. You were there! But you were feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons.
They said feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons was out of my league, but look at me now! I’m the king of feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons!
Those hoodlums graffitied feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons on my mailbox again.
You wouldn’t think it, but during Prohibition many people were feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons.
Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as vacuuming feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons.
Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold. The hole makes them look like they’re feeding a bucket full of hotdogs to a pack of raccoons.

Sep 18 at 21:04 PDT
Signa said:
card=v popping the scrotum to get the testicle

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Being a real cutie batootie
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Life without love is like being a real cutie batootie without fruit.
The Spice girls are getting back together with a new member: Being a Real Cutie Batootie Spice!
In school we’re learning about the beginning of the Civil War: The Battle of Being a Real Cutie Batootie.
If Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent being a real cutie batootie, certainly others would have.
The hottest new cryptocurrency is “Being-a-real-cutie-batootie-coin”
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was being a real cutie batootie.