SuperJer

SuperJer

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Yesterday at 18:11 PST
Drinking milk straight outta the cow
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In the first Battle of Drinking Milk Straight Outta the Cow he faced a list of names, and with one great blow he split them in half.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for drinking milk straight outta the cow.
IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from drinking milk straight outta the cow, and the eco-glass windows trap in a jackhammer.
Drinking milk straight outta the cow is always a contest when I’m involved.
First you get drinking milk straight outta the cow. Then you get daddy juice. Then you get not taking care of your body.
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS THE ONLY THING LEFT DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT OUTTA THE COW.”



I wish my roommate wouldn't drink  {n} straight outta  {n}.
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I wish my roommate wouldn't drink eight sexual partners straight outta a close call.
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink a complete set of cybernetic implants straight outta racist bullshit.
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink a leather swing straight outta a bag of duck vaginas.
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink inflatable safety bumpers straight outta the “fun” stuff.
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink your sisters straight outta cosmetic surgery for my cat.
I wish my roommate wouldn't drink a mushroom straight outta white chocolate, if you know what I mean.

Yesterday at 17:47 PST
Praying
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While I was out the Roomba got into a powerful Chinese man and was praying.
Zaloxocor is not for everyone. Side effects include praying, proving she’s a witch, dry mouth, and butt magic.
My father abandoned my mother and I because he was praying.
This year’s hottest new fashion is praying on your head.
The 2020 Olympics will feature a new sport: synchronized praying.
Doctor! My child has praying coursing through his veins!



Praying for me
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We have a zero tolerance policy for bait here at Disney. So get praying for me and get out!
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of praying for me. She has stated, “I prefer Teddy Roosevelt’s giant fossilized face.”
A gurgling anus is a temporary setback on the road to praying for me!
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between praying for me and inhaling.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there praying for me. Gross.
This workplace has gone (0) days without praying for me.



Praying for you
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I thought I was alone with instant death but my mom walked in. We got to praying for you and I felt better.
I’m no more joy in the streets, but praying for you in the sheets.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, praying for you every single day.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but praying for you.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by praying for you and two firetrucks.
I called 911 because my sister wouldn’t stop praying for you.

Saturday at 22:31 PST
I'm taking   to Alaska!

I'm taking a major problem to Alaska!
I'm taking just a peek to Alaska!
I'm taking a coked up hooker to Alaska!
I'm taking a hand grenade in my cereal to Alaska!
I'm taking Dad’s ass to Alaska!
I'm taking too much denim to Alaska!



The infection
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In prison we used to cook the infection in the toilet.
Let’s wait for military-themed porn to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get the infection.
Monopoly: All the Air in the Room Edition comes with the infection and a child muzzle instead of houses and hotels.
The main ingredient in the whole bottle of sleeping pills is the infection.
Making the best cookies requires the infection and a fridge full of heads.
I want to be buried with the infection.

Saturday at 21:09 PST
Unvaccinated children
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“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember unvaccinated children?”
The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is unvaccinated children.
“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s micropenises in love with unvaccinated children very much they do a... special hug.”
Vote for me and I’ll stop expectorating some sludge, get rid of unvaccinated children, and give everyone a yappy little dog for free.
The new artsy indie game “Unvaccinated Children” is a deeply emotional exploration of too much wiggling.
So I agree to go up to the apartment, where I find unvaccinated children all lubed up, ready to go. Ew!

Friday at 21:06 PST
A terrorist
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Wolves don’t eat a terrorist, and neither should kings.
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in a terrorist!
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with a terrorist.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but a terrorist.
My publisher demanded I remove a terrorist from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up a terrorist in every room.



A terrorist in a bright red suit
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I can’t swing a terrorist in a bright red suit around here without hitting a telescoping baton!
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a terrorist in a bright red suit hanging in the window.
They don’t make a terrorist in a bright red suit like they used to! This one doesn’t even have mandibles.
Instructions unclear: got a Secret Service agent stuck in a terrorist in a bright red suit.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by slapping everything and a terrorist in a bright red suit.
I don’t need love because I’m a terrorist in a bright red suit. Sorry mom!

Friday at 17:01 PST
Being compassionately euthanized
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The patient kept screaming about “being compassionately euthanized”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft emerged!
Being-Compassionately-Euthanized-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!
As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began being compassionately euthanized.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between spreading disease and being compassionately euthanized.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of being compassionately euthanized.
The 2020 Olympics will feature a new sport: synchronized being compassionately euthanized.



Being compassionately euthanized by the state
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Being compassionately euthanized by the state nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid sliced vegetables.
Jesus is being compassionately euthanized by the state.
You evaded my “Being Compassionately Euthanized by the State” attack! Most impressive.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: being compassionately euthanized by the state.
In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had being compassionately euthanized by the state removed so she can live a normal life.
Pool rules: No running. No being compassionately euthanized by the state. Keep your lifestyle out of the deep end.



Being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning
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At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning and getting fat at the assembly line.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning.”
People in Taiwan are getting the toilet implanted in their bodies for being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning.
Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning can increase your breast size in three weeks!
I’ve finally got the last of the caboose of a mantrain out of being compassionately euthanized by the state in the morning.

Friday at 11:12 PST
The death penalty
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I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had the death penalty.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “The Death Penalty!” You’re cursed with lurching about in the yard until the end of the game!
What the sharp claws department lacks in selection, we make up for in the death penalty.
Shepherds in Scotland have used hot biscuits & gravy for years to keep the flock from the death penalty.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got the death penalty before every meeting.
My mom picked me up the death penalty from the thrift shop. It was the last one!

Friday at 09:21 PST
A clump of cat litter
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No thanks. My doctor said a clump of cat litter makes defecation painful.
The TSA has made new rules mandating a clump of cat litter on every commercial flight.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find a clump of cat litter so relaxing.
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with a clump of cat litter.
The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town with a clump of cat litter slowly overtaking the buildings.
Last night was the tragic result of a clump of cat litter

Wednesday at 09:44 PST
Blotting out the sun
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The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and blotting out the sun.
They didn’t have a lucky toss at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed blotting out the sun.
Don’t look at me while I’m blotting out the sun! It messes me up!
Great job on the proposal for blotting out the sun, Dave! You’re in line for a raise, and the boss might even give you a carton of expired milk.
I didn’t think this house would sell with a good soak in the attic. Anyway, I’m blotting out the sun.
First you get hatred for children. Then you get blotting out the sun. Then you get a time machine.

Feb 12 at 12:39 PST
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use   as a toilet.

The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use my hood as a toilet.
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use some seriously fucked shit as a toilet.
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use my fantasy as a toilet.
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use a nosedive as a toilet.
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use apocalyptic machinery, just mowing us all down as a toilet.
The people next door are very eco friendly! They even use a Hot Pocket® as a toilet.