SuperJer

SuperJer

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A male Kardashian
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The Great Wall was actually built to keep a male Kardashian out of mainland China.
Last Christmas, I gave you a male Kardashian. The very next day, you gave it away.
Make sure to hang inhaling in a tree so a male Kardashian leaves your tent alone.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab a male Kardashian and walk right out the door without putting on pants.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a male Kardashian that overturned their car.
I went to my step mom’s church and the priest blessed me with a male Kardashian.

Friday at 10:38 PDT
I can't sleep because the cat is  .

I can't sleep because the cat is getting boinked.
I can't sleep because the cat is one of the Baldwin brothers.
I can't sleep because the cat is sewing my eyes shut.
I can't sleep because the cat is a hotdog.
I can't sleep because the cat is a plug for the other hole.
I can't sleep because the cat is struggling with a police officer.

Wednesday at 16:15 PDT
My pancreas
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I Googled for my pancreas and found a picture of myself.
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in my pancreas!
I get chills when my pancreas brushes against my leg.
At the carnival I went on the thing where you ride hip-hop specifically made for white people. It made me feel like I was my pancreas.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m my pancreas.
I’m that fly in here in the streets, but my pancreas in the sheets.

Wednesday at 07:42 PDT
Potable water from a nearby hose
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In the first Battle of Taking a Flying Leap he faced potable water from a nearby hose, and with one great blow he split them in half.
Chocolate? Or maybe poop produces an egg which, for one month, must stay under potable water from a nearby hose to keep warm.
The sign at the fountain says not to throw potable water from a nearby hose in.
I went to my step mom’s church and the priest blessed me with potable water from a nearby hose.
I was born on a pile of potable water from a nearby hose.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had potable water from a nearby hose.

Tuesday at 11:30 PDT
Rent a Car Dubai in General
so good.
Thousands of pictures of me
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Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw a muscular, naked Santa flavor and then thousands of pictures of me flavor.
Thousands of pictures of me is slightly prolapsed right now because I was just foaming, not at the mouth. Sorry.
The main ingredient in my front fat is thousands of pictures of me.
Last Christmas, I gave you thousands of pictures of me. The very next day, you gave it away.
But I promised I would get my kids thousands of pictures of me for Christmas!
I’ve got a master’s degree in Thousands of Pictures of Me!



I found an extra room in my house. It's full of  {n}.

I found an extra room in my house. It's full of a bunch of vulvas in my face.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of a virus.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of secretions.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of a motorist.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of a uniquely adapted slave race.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of Winona Ryder’s leather jacket.



I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of  .

I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of a prybar.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of sex for procreation.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of closing her legs.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of a girl on roller skates.
I found an extra room in my house. It's full of pictures of an email.

My behavioral problem
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The fire department came around and complained that we had too many you sick fucks plugged into my behavioral problem.
Pool rules: No running. No edible disguises. Keep my behavioral problem out of the deep end.
The weirdest thing about my behavioral problem is that sometimes even girls have my behavioral problem.
I ordered my behavioral problem privately over the Internet so I can get better at rolling in.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of my behavioral problem.
During the half-time show, a rip in a shard of shrapnel exposed my behavioral problem to the audience.

Threatening a Taco Bell employee
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CAUTION: Keep a festively decorated corpse out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks threatening a Taco Bell employee.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by threatening a Taco Bell employee.
A 2008 study of Movile’s only snail found that it has been threatening a Taco Bell employee. The snail may have escaped taking it easy by going underground.
No more threatening a Taco Bell employee at Starbucks.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as threatening a Taco Bell employee.
Doctor! My child has threatening a Taco Bell employee coursing through his veins!

My pharmacist separated  {n} into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.

My pharmacist separated ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!! into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.
My pharmacist separated pictures of my body into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.
My pharmacist separated fingertips into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.
My pharmacist separated grab-ass into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.
My pharmacist separated too much milk into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.
My pharmacist separated skin slack into two parts, and put half in my prescription bottle for me.

Freshly birthed cells
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The Internet is made out of freshly birthed cells.
Freshly birthed cells! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all humping people.
You spent all your food-stamps on freshly birthed cells?!
My pharmacist separated success into two parts, and carefully lowered one into freshly birthed cells.
In North Korea, instead of streetlights, they have traffic ladies that stand in freshly birthed cells in the middle of each intersection.
People in Taiwan are getting freshly birthed cells implanted in their bodies for mistreating the clitoris.