SuperJer

SuperJer

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The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's  {p} all the way down.

The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's baby eels all the way down.
The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's balls caught in the car window all the way down.
The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's hugs and kisses all the way down.
The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's leopard print top hats all the way down.
The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's lips all the way down.
The world rests atop four elephants, and under that it's cooties all the way down.

Gasoline-soaked rags
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Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS GASOLINE-SOAKED RAGS WAITING TO KILL.”
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, gasoline-soaked rags, sloth, wrath, a big surprise, and pride.
The weird payment system at the grocery store makes me put gasoline-soaked rags in the slot, but I forget to take it out.
If you do it right, gasoline-soaked rags is all about solving a problem.
My usual at Starbucks: Double Caramel Venti Two-country-bumpkins-iatto with whip, sprinkles, and gasoline-soaked rags.
My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put gasoline-soaked rags in the pillows.

Blubber
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When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, blubber emerged.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in blubber.
On the assembly line we heat blubber to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is putting up with you.
Pundits agree it will take blubber for the senator to win the election.
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore blubber in a very realistic way.
When you two are done being attacked by a skeleton, can we please get blubber and get out of here?!



Floss
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Sir! We are out of floss, but we found a mountain of jew gold while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for floss.
Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into floss and stopped.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of floss in the soil.
Back in my day, we only had a refreshing douche of Sprite® for floss and we LIKED IT.
This is my second kid. My first one came out as floss.

Saturday at 10:17 PDT
Getting milked
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Ever since markings on my neck appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while getting milked.
What the mercy killing department lacks in selection, we make up for in getting milked.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into getting milked! She’s 62!
I’ve got a master’s degree in Getting Milked!
When I saw slow diarrhea I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, getting milked, I freaked!
My wife is WAY better at getting milked than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years

Saturday at 10:16 PDT
The creamiest
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At work I secretly have the creamiest under my desk.
I Googled for the creamiest and found a picture of myself.
But of the tree of the creamiest you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
Work the creamiest up until frothing before spreading across mood enhancing hormones, then pop it in the oven for 20 minutes.
I could tell a virus had ended up behind me when I felt the creamiest as I backed up.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and the creamiest.

Saturday at 10:12 PDT
Being so creamy
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The HOA says I can’t raise machine guns on my property. Meanwhile no word about being so creamy at the Jones’s!
Alexander also named a city in India “Being so Creamy” after his dead horse.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn searching his ass, but now for work I’m being so creamy. Go figure!
That kind of attitude is why we have being so creamy now.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “being so creamy,” over and over again while in use.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, being so creamy every single day.

Saturday at 10:09 PDT
Nodding sadly
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I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still nodding sadly!
Nodding sadly is the spice of a falling chimney.
If mom hears us talking about nodding sadly we’ll be SO grounded!
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore nodding sadly in a very realistic way.
James Bond will return in “The Man With nodding sadly”!
Let a certain je ne sais quoi host your next party, providing nodding sadly like you’ve never experienced before.



The prosecution
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In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during the prosecution that overturned their car.
Vote for me and I’ll stop doing your best and trying your hardest, get rid of us black folk, and give everyone the prosecution for free.
The prosecution saved is the prosecution earned.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for the prosecution.
Opioids help people with the prosecution, but then they cant poop.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for the prosecution.

Thursday at 12:35 PDT
Unlocking my piss chakra
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Are you there God? It’s me, unlocking my piss chakra.
I scream, you scream, the reason this happened, unlocking my piss chakra!
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for unlocking my piss chakra?
I’m gonna prove the link between unlocking my piss chakra and Walt Disney’s preserved ass cheeks! You’ll all see!
Unlocking my piss chakra nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid a big surprise.
My dream house has a real jerk-off built in, an extra garage for unlocking my piss chakra, and the killing of educated adults for the door bell.

Thursday at 12:33 PDT
An utterly filthy butt crack
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I buried my treasure under an utterly filthy butt crack so you’d never find it!
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to an utterly filthy butt crack.
At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on an utterly filthy butt crack when I bought a crazed Eskimo.
I’ve finally got the last of an utterly filthy butt crack out of gurgling tar pits.
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for an utterly filthy butt crack?
The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate an utterly filthy butt crack.

Wednesday at 16:35 PDT
Getting wet
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I can’t believe you forced my mom into getting wet! She’s 62!
IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from getting wet, and the eco-glass windows trap in a fridge full of heads.
There’s a backdoor woman convention going on and everybody is getting wet.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “getting wet,” over and over again while in use.
I can’t believe you guys went getting wet without me! Loop me in next time, I want most of my blood too!
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, getting wet every single day.