SuperJer

SuperJer

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17 minutes ago
Seems to be a mix between

Brucknerstraße

and

Brucknerstraɮe
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, " ."

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "riding your bike down the Luxor."
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "fees from the bank."
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "sinking into the mud."
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "a single slice."
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "a tuba full of mayonnaise."
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, "a cheesy substance."

Warmth from the toilet seat
nc

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS WARMTH FROM THE TOILET SEAT RIDING YOUR BIKE DOWN THE LUXOR.”
Last Christmas, everyone got fisticuffs atop a zeppelin under the tree and warmth from the toilet seat in their stockings!
When fingertips is ready, warmth from the toilet seat will appear.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of warmth from the toilet seat.
Whenever I cook a salad I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into warmth from the toilet seat.
Here’s a certificate for warmth from the toilet seat. I am at your service.



Frying alive
v

I’m late to my meeting for frying alive.
As one, the entire U.N. assembly rose to their feet, and slowly, solemnly, began frying alive.
IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from frying alive, and the eco-glass windows trap in acts of piracy.
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s frying alive.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were frying alive, would you be frying alive as well?”
Today you’re on the receiving end of frying alive.

Yesterday at 16:27 PDT
Testing internal breaks with zerowidthspaces:

REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET
?

How high do you have to be to enjoy REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET in a homeless man jerking it on the bus?
I’m getting REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET installed in my car, so I can be being cooked and eaten while I drive.
God didn’t create me. God created REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET. And REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET created me.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET.
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET popped out!
They don’t make REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET like they used to! This one doesn’t even have wetness.



​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!!
np

That’s not funny. My dad was killed by ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!!.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!! and a watermelon.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Clemency, ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!! and his vagina.
I like my women like I like ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!!: banging them in their sodomy butts with claws.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!!?
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and ​mmmiiillllennn​NNIAAALLSS!!!.

Yesterday at 12:24 PDT
My fat Asian face
n

This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of my fat Asian face.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find my fat Asian face so relaxing.
The city put in new road signs to indicate my fat Asian face just up ahead.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Servile Wretches” and it helps me with my fat Asian face.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then my fat Asian face really affected me.
Growing up we never had a $160,000 diamond, but we had to deal with my fat Asian face, and I want the opposite for my children.



Nothingness
nc

This workplace has gone (0) days without nothingness.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of nothingness heard remote.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned nothingness. As a result, his men were well motivated.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found nothingness sticking to the wall.
Rescue crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of nothingness hanging over the freeway.
Her inheritance was squandered upon an owl infestation while Cinderella was abused and forced to become nothingness in her own home.



A fun game
n

My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in a fun game.
Our artisanal process ages a lonely grave for 3 years, before going right into a fun game, rapidly being dragged by the neck.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually a fun game.
The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town with a fun game slowly overtaking the buildings.
When the celestial spheres align, a fun game will descend from the heavens.
The cruiseliner struck a fun game and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with a disgrace.



Crawling down a branch
v

Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with crawling down a branch.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, my vicinity, toilet paper, shelter, and crawling down a branch.
For my last meal I want various fluids seasoned heavily with crawling down a branch.
My favorite new band is “Crawling Down a Branch and Sudsy Bodies”.
The 1940’s certainly had a thing about crawling down a branch.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was crawling down a branch.

Yesterday at 11:59 PDT
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support  "

The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support a test"
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support Samuel L. Jackson’s pubic area"
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support firing a volley of muskets into a dark room"
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support shaved bears"
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support urine sprinkles"
The Greenpeace guy had a pin saying, "Support baby eels"

Monday at 14:49 PDT
Is it worth to post here? in Hammer Mapping
Hey thanks!

Yeah bots don't move exactly like human players and they don't quite follow the same rules. I think the game code takes some shortcuts that mess things up.

I don't think decompiling is a map is illegal. It shouldn't be anyway. It doesn't bother me if people decompile my maps.

I don't know why people rename my maps so much, but yeah I've seen it a lot. It's OK though -- I'm just happy people are still playing them. :)

I look forward to your posts!
Monday at 14:35 PDT
Being eaten by a crocodile
v

In Kentucky stores can’t sell oil-covered birds after 8pm, or on holidays like Being Eaten by a Crocodile Day.
There is no revenge so complete as being eaten by a crocodile.
James Bond will return in “The Man With being eaten by a crocodile”!
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: being eaten by a crocodile.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s being eaten by a crocodile, with a utility belt around the edges, and racist bullshit on top.
Last night I dreamed of being eaten by a crocodile. I cannot shake the feeling that legs will arrive soon.



They cut open the crocodile to find  {n}, still  {v} like always.
Play 2

They cut open the crocodile to find the front half, still removing a uterine tumor with my teeth like always.
They cut open the crocodile to find hot lava, still violently crashing down the stairs like always.
They cut open the crocodile to find the sacred knife of Tecpatl, still going to Wendy’s like always.
They cut open the crocodile to find goners, still punching a brain like always.
They cut open the crocodile to find skin slack, still touching my deformity like always.
They cut open the crocodile to find a gynecological procedure, still lubing up like always.

Monday at 14:26 PDT
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with  .

As a diabetic, every day I struggle with alien technology.
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with beets. Mashed beets.
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with a girl who knows what she wants, but not quite how to get it.
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with a crazed gunman.
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with listening to sad music and being sad.
As a diabetic, every day I struggle with a horizontal ass crack.

Monday at 14:25 PDT
Not getting out of bed
v

John “mom” Smith. The genius who brought us not getting out of bed.
In the first Battle of Not Getting out of Bed he faced unbridled fury, and with one great blow he split them in half.
The rich aroma of not getting out of bed, from the hills of Colombia.
The cruiseliner struck plasma and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with not getting out of bed.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of not getting out of bed.
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced five adult sons with not getting out of bed.