SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 20
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Recent posts by SuperJer

Yesterday at 22:50 PST
Getting snatched by the wendigo
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Getting snatched by the wendigo is really getting all up in my business!
Daddy, what’s getting snatched by the wendigo? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, getting snatched by the wendigo appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
My father abandoned my mother and I because he was getting snatched by the wendigo.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “getting snatched by the wendigo.”
The getting snatched by the wendigo story is a hoax! Just an excuse by the elites for squirting everywhere!

Wednesday at 20:30 PST
Mmmm!  {U}! Yum!

Mmmm! Butt licks! Yum!
Mmmm! A vagina-simulating sleeve! Yum!
Mmmm! A car crash! Yum!
Mmmm! Harsh chemicals! Yum!
Mmmm! The center of the earth! Yum!
Mmmm! Other things I’ve put in my butt! Yum!

Jan 18 at 19:43 PST
Using my mouth
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The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of using my mouth.
More armies need to incorporate using my mouth into their uniforms.
Using my mouth like this is enough to kill a horse!
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there using my mouth. Gross.
When I saw big dudes with big dudes I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, using my mouth, I freaked!
Vampires can only be killed by using my mouth.

Jan 18 at 13:40 PST
Wordle was too easy so I made this:
https://www.superjer.com/hardle/

Oh no I lost!
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Dec 10 at 10:41 PST
Having a heart attack on a Peloton
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Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with having a heart attack on a Peloton.
Life without love is like having a heart attack on a Peloton without fruit.
This land is a surgical rotary saw land, this land is having a heart attack on a Peloton land.
Watch me leaking out my bum. Now watch me having a heart attack on a Peloton.
When a madhouse! A madhouse! is ready, having a heart attack on a Peloton will appear.
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of having a heart attack on a Peloton.

The kids put  {n} in the microwave.

The kids put booze in the microwave.
The kids put a ceremonial ribbon in the microwave.
The kids put big pants in the microwave.
The kids put a dream in the microwave.
The kids put my womanly virtue in the microwave.
The kids put anal cleansing tablets in the microwave.



A microwave
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The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a microwave.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was a microwave.
In this 15th century painting, a microwave is represented by a man with cheese for a head.
How embarrassing! I forget I left a microwave in the foyer.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: A Microwave Blast!
Ich bin ein a microwave.



A lack of shame
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The Pentagon’s most secure room is for a lack of shame.
After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “a lack of shame
I need help with my computer! I downloaded a lack of shame and now I’m having trouble opening my programs!
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, a lack of shame, & toilet paper.
Delta Force is the most elite black ops unit of the United States Army, responsible primarily for a lack of shame.
The city condemned our house after finding a lack of shame in the crawlspace.

Just crankin' that hog
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The Pentagon’s most secure room is for just crankin' that hog.
Welcome to Denny’s®! Would you like to try our new special, just crankin' that hog?
When I was a kid, to avoid nightmares, I stayed awake by just crankin' that hog.
This food is so good it’s making just crankin' that hog quiver!
I will do anything for giggle shits. But I won’t do just crankin' that hog!
The only thing standing in your way is just crankin' that hog.

A goth
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In public restrooms I always put a goth on the toilet before sitting down.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock a goth and booms and flashes in a room and let ‘em fight it out.
If you do a goth right, all that matters is you have a good time.
I wanted to freak out my girlfriend so I got a goth out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice. Ha ha!
The new artsy indie game “A Goth” is a deeply emotional exploration of a dick out.
I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I’m afraid the president will tickle a goth.

Being *so* random
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Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be being *so* random if I wanted a new family.
Delta Force is the most elite black ops unit of the United States Army, responsible primarily for being *so* random.
I saw the twins in the corridor. I froze in terror as they said, “You’ll be being *so* random with us.”
Today the Senate is voting on being *so* random.
I called 911 because my sister wouldn’t stop being *so* random.
I’ve made a mistake and being *so* random isn’t going to be the same. Sorry.



Being like *so* random
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I thought I was alone with black votes but my mom walked in. We got to being like *so* random and I felt better.
After a long day I crawled into bed, only to find being like *so* random.
I’m being like *so* random today because tomorrow I’ll be too busy with various fluids.
Life without love is like being like *so* random without fruit.
Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain being like *so* random?
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s being like *so* random.