SuperJer

SuperJer

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SuperJer
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2005 March 20
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Recent posts by SuperJer

Recent posts by SuperJer

I banged both my shins into  {n} in the garage.

I banged both my shins into a spooky mummy in the garage.
I banged both my shins into its opposite in the garage.
I banged both my shins into party bitches in the garage.
I banged both my shins into bedtime in the garage.
I banged both my shins into the Dutch oven in the garage.
I banged both my shins into a real jerk-off in the garage.

Yesterday at 01:17 PDT
Looks more ergonomic. Like a MS natural keyboard.

I hate that I can't just buy a mechanical + natural keyboard [that's not like weird].
Mar 31 at 02:04 PDT
What’s that
I think they are meat bots. Not metal bots.
Mar 31 at 02:00 PDT
Getting rawdogged in a cornfield
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If you’re interested in my services, email me at: getting-rawdogged-in-a-cornfield@twerking-while-uncontrollably-farting.biz
Watch me going as deep as possible. Now watch me getting rawdogged in a cornfield.
During the war, German scientists experimented with getting rawdogged in a cornfield to weaponize 19GB of horseporn.
The patient kept screaming about “getting rawdogged in a cornfield”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a menacing spike emerged!
Each Hole, Sequentially is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by getting rawdogged in a cornfield.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for getting rawdogged in a cornfield and kicking the door down at the assembly line.

Mar 26 at 17:40 PDT
Peeing, and then stopping peeing
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Guys. Guys! Nothing but the truth is getting a little close to peeing, and then stopping peeing!
I never expected to be fingered by peeing, and then stopping peeing.
If you’re interested in my services, email me at: that-dirty-little-louse@peeing-and-then-stopping-peeing.biz
I need help with my computer! I downloaded the cruel ambition of my father and now I’m having trouble with peeing, and then stopping peeing.
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s peeing, and then stopping peeing.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate peeing, and then stopping peeing.

Mar 26 at 15:25 PDT
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the  {p}. Now there's  {p} everywhere.
Play 2

On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the three babies in a backpack. Now there's KA-BLAM!! everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the wrestling alligators. Now there's demons everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the hot sparks. Now there's giggle shits everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the body parts of celebrities. Now there's hot biscuits & gravy everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the your sisters. Now there's pretty girls getting killed everywhere.
On my Animal Crossing island, I removed all the sizzling assholes. Now there's maggots everywhere.

Mar 26 at 15:23 PDT
The 'Rona
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And my mother said, “How come you’re not The 'Rona like your brother?”
Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “secret Jews,” with a picture of The 'Rona.
The survey team detected The 'Rona at the work site so I threw hatred for children in my truck and drove straight there.
The ‘quick-set cement moth’ has adapted to feed on The 'Rona, and hide under the most beautiful face ever in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for The 'Rona.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was The 'Rona.

Mar 26 at 15:22 PDT
Joe Biden has been accused of  {v} for stress relief.

Joe Biden has been accused of hiding some pee for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of wanting blood for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of walking backwards into John Cena for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of thinking about spiders for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of bringing about the apocalypse for stress relief.
Joe Biden has been accused of killing Kim Jong-un for stress relief.

Mar 26 at 15:01 PDT
My denim skirt
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My wife printed me a certifcate for my denim skirt. I’m excited for tonight!
Chimps in the wild have been observed using my denim skirt to forage for food.
Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was my denim skirt and tried to attack it.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out my denim skirt for free on every corner.
President Reagan and his entire cabinet got my denim skirt before every meeting.
Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw my denim skirt at a player from the stands.