SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 20
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Recent posts by SuperJer

Recent posts by SuperJer

Friday at 14:15 PDT
My Internet girlfriend
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Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to my Internet girlfriend.
This workplace has gone (0) days without my Internet girlfriend.
Sometimes, when hiking through the woods, you might cross paths with my Internet girlfriend. So bring hotdog grade “meat”.
Command, we’ve got two choppers and my Internet girlfriend coming right at us. Please advise.
You know you have a strong relationship when you can share in my Internet girlfriend together.
This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw my Internet girlfriend overboard!

Friday at 10:05 PDT
The cyber
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The new top grade of gasoline has the cyber as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for the cyber.
The rich aroma of the cyber, from the hills of Colombia.
Oh no! Someone rolled up the cyber in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge the cyber.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got the cyber painted on both sides, which some say encourages placing yourself above others.

Thursday at 16:14 PDT
The left lane is only for vehicles with  {cp}.

The left lane is only for vehicles with hand-to-hand combat.
The left lane is only for vehicles with dryness problems.
The left lane is only for vehicles with teen spirit.
The left lane is only for vehicles with barely any swag.
The left lane is only for vehicles with omens.
The left lane is only for vehicles with earwig pincers.

Thursday at 16:13 PDT
Bungling everything
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Don Quixote, having never seen a windmill before, instantly assumed it was bungling everything and tried to attack it.
Hark! What bungling everything through yonder window breaks?
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for bungling everything.
They said bungling everything was out of my league, but look at me now! I've got bungling everything... and then some!
My nightly ritual involves blow, bungling everything, and finally a pillar of salt just as I fall asleep.
I don’t think that even comes close to being bungling everything.

Thursday at 16:03 PDT
The entrance to Hell
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Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from not riding a Segway with the entrance to Hell.
The HOA says I can’t raise the top 3 floors on my property. Meanwhile no word about the entrance to Hell at the Jones’s!
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as the entrance to Hell surfaced from below.
This year’s hottest new fashion is the entrance to Hell on your head.
I buried my treasure under the entrance to Hell so you’d never find it!
The entrance to Hell? That’s my fetish!

Thursday at 16:02 PDT
A rat's... anus?
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I wanted to freak out my girlfriend so I got a rat's... anus? out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice. Ha ha!
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into a rat's... anus?. It was not my lips you kissed, but a piece of Lego® in the carpet.
First you get a rat's... anus?. Then you get mighty Zeus. Then you get unknown assailants.
Great job on the proposal for firing off the squibs too early, Dave! You're in line for a raise, and the boss might even give you a rat's... anus?.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s a rat's... anus?.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was a rat's... anus?.

Thursday at 12:38 PDT
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took  {n} from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.

My brother thought he was SO funny when he took my out of control libido from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took the finest quality cheese from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took drool drops from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took leopard print top hats from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took a box of wine from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.
My brother thought he was SO funny when he took rigid peen from the freezer and put it down the back of my shirt.

Thursday at 12:01 PDT
Dad's gaping hole
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Here on the assembly line we heat dad's gaping hole to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is not doing anything.
Thanks for dad's gaping hole last night. *wink* *wink*
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me dad's gaping hole and it’s getting weird.
The road of royalty is paved with a mild orgasm, and awash with dad's gaping hole.
A billboard on my way home had a picture of dad's gaping hole and the words “the black president”. I don’t get it!
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began dad's gaping hole.

Thursday at 11:58 PDT
At BASF we don't make  {n}. We make  {n} better.
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At BASF we don't make children’s toys. We make children’s toys better.
At BASF we don't make live wires hanging from the ceiling. We make live wires hanging from the ceiling better.
At BASF we don't make a stretch. We make a stretch better.
At BASF we don't make this half of the planet. We make this half of the planet better.
At BASF we don't make a little line of poop from your head to your butt. We make a little line of poop from your head to your butt better.
At BASF we don't make a pregnant teen. We make a pregnant teen better.

Thursday at 11:57 PDT
A midget having a seizure
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The new top grade of gasoline has a midget having a seizure as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
The HOA says I can’t raise a backup plan on my property. Meanwhile no word about a midget having a seizure at the Jones’s!
My school is throwing a bunch of kids party this weekend. Come for an Apache raiding party. Stay for a midget having a seizure!
How high do you have to be to enjoy a midget having a seizure in some kind of bizarre barbecue CPR?
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got a midget having a seizure painted on both sides, which some say encourages a lovable grandfather.
We put a midget having a seizure in your tea!