SuperJer

SuperJer

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Recent posts by SuperJer

Yesterday at 14:07 PDT
A vulnerability
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But of the tree of a vulnerability you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling a vulnerability. The driver was getting too excited.
Although moving away from hog dander proved effective for schools, the switch to a vulnerability initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
The refugees must be relocated because the shelter is right on top of a vulnerability.
The referee just issued a red card to a vulnerability for sliding into cheating.
You evaded my “A Vulnerability” attack! Most impressive.

Yesterday at 14:06 PDT
That's an awesome word but are people going to know what it means?

Getting drained of all blood
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Although moving away from getting drained of all blood proved effective for schools, the switch to my taxidermied daughter initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
In Kentucky stores can’t sell a bruised ego after 8pm, or on holidays like Getting Drained of All Blood Day.
Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of emoticons getting drained of all blood.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how getting drained of all blood happens.
The White House will no longer enforce The Getting Drained of All Blood Act of 1959. Thank God.
My nightly ritual involves poisoning a child, a rough testicle, and finally getting drained of all blood just as I fall asleep.

Yesterday at 14:04 PDT
Signa said:
masturbating into a potted plant


lol what's this from?
Thursday at 19:34 PDT
Groping Terry Crews
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Sir, you have a phone call. Something about groping Terry Crews?
The Great Wall was actually built to keep groping Terry Crews out of mainland China.
My chameleon turns purple whenever I’m groping Terry Crews.
The hottest new cryptocurrency is “Groping-Terry-Crews-coin” -- but it can only be used for transactions involving gross people.
The White House will no longer enforce The Groping Terry Crews Act of 1959. Thank God.
On the assembly line we heat hooplah to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is groping Terry Crews.

Oct 11 at 18:42 PDT
Add  {n} to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting  .
Play 2

Add a girl’s smile to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting my father’s example.
Add a penis and a vagina to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting my embarrasingly affectionate father.
Add a weak little person to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting the “fun” stuff.
Add each of the victims to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting a pinch.
Add too much milk to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting wriggling and thrashing.
Add this spring’s hottest new fashions to your Diet Dr Pepper to prevent getting a pussy, wet and dripping.



Having sex with black people
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It is disrespectful and dangerous to be having sex with black people during sex.
Go, go, Gadget Having Sex with Black People!
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with having sex with black people. I barely even felt the egg I hatched from.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always having sex with black people. Always.
Don’t look at me while I’m having sex with black people! It messes me up!
Make sure to hang blindness in a tree so having sex with black people leaves your tent alone.

Oct 11 at 11:23 PDT
A salami-stealing bear
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Up next, you won’t believe what our secret cameras caught: a salami-stealing bear jammin’ a body in the wood chipper!
In Nevada you can pay for a lady hitting a man out of his wheelchair with a salami-stealing bear.
We’re having a garage sale to get rid of a salami-stealing bear, a comfortable spot, and dilation of the uterus.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for a salami-stealing bear
I will do anything for a salami-stealing bear. But I won’t do that!
When I get older, I don’t want to be a salami-stealing bear.

Oct 10 at 17:34 PDT
Universal Paperclips in Vidja Games
Strongly recommend.

A+ game.

Excellent ending.

http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
Oct 6 at 16:39 PDT
An elk-humping Swede
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I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then an elk-humping Swede really affected me.
I thought I’d solve two problems at once by stuffing an elk-humping Swede down the gopher holes.
I Googled for an elk-humping Swede and found a picture of myself.
That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “An Elk-humping Swede,” the finest ship in the harbor!
I need a hotel room with an elk-humping Swede, and I need slow diarrhea brought to me every four hours.
The band hadn’t started playing when the stage effect with the Handsome Boy Modeling School went off early, ejecting an elk-humping Swede into the air!

Oct 5 at 16:58 PDT
Life in General
I got accidentally losing the video on video.
Oct 5 at 12:15 PDT
Lump crab
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At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on lump crab when I bought a pulpy mass.
When I get older, I don’t want to be lump crab.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out lump crab for free on every corner.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with lump crab.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only lump crab and a mortal wound come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
Bumper sticker: My other ride is lump crab.