SuperJer

SuperJer

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Thursday at 12:39 PST
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's  .

YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's shooting a rabbit with an arrow.
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's the rifleman’s upper body.
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's you, ya dirty bum.
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's a deep cut.
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's The Blood-Soaked Queen.
YouTube's Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone's fly honeys.

Wednesday at 11:37 PST
A mother is accused of feeding her child  {n} as a cure for autism.

A mother is accused of feeding her child hula hoops as a cure for autism.
A mother is accused of feeding her child a sexually aggressive woman as a cure for autism.
A mother is accused of feeding her child booms and flashes as a cure for autism.
A mother is accused of feeding her child salt as a cure for autism.
A mother is accused of feeding her child body parts of celebrities as a cure for autism.
A mother is accused of feeding her child a traffic cop as a cure for autism.

Feb 12 at 12:48 PST
Insane penalties
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Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and insane penalties.
The White House will no longer enforce The Insane Penalties Act of 1959. Thank God.
Command, we’ve got two choppers and insane penalties coming right at us. Please advise.
For Farm Day at my school we had a haystack to search through and find the island and everyone on it, insane penalties and a Hitler moustache.
During her performance, Miley Cyrus let fans touch insane penalties and her butthole.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock insane penalties and a gay vagina in a room and let ‘em fight it out.

Feb 12 at 12:12 PST
 {Un} is great for close quarters combat.

A tiny bone fragment is great for close quarters combat.
A surgical rotary saw is great for close quarters combat.
The placenta is great for close quarters combat.
A ripe body is great for close quarters combat.
An enraged bee is great for close quarters combat.
The savory gels of her lust is great for close quarters combat.

Feb 12 at 11:27 PST
A serial puppy-drowner
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At LAX travelers were horrified to see a serial puppy-drowner spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
A serial puppy-drowner is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Last Christmas, everyone got my last tooth under the tree and a serial puppy-drowner in their stockings!
Go, go, Gadget a Serial Puppy-drowner!
In Nevada you can pay for a lady cuttin’ off mommy’s finger with a serial puppy-drowner.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking a serial puppy-drowner into women’s purses and bags.

Feb 12 at 11:24 PST
Anglo-American heritage
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Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “Anglo-American heritage,” over and over again while in use.
I reached expectantly into a girl who knows what she wants, but not quite how to get it, but found only Anglo-American heritage.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from Anglo-American heritage.
My nightly ritual involves a gurgling anus, Anglo-American heritage, and finally Pakistani cosmonauts just as I fall asleep.
The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy sex for procreation, and you get Anglo-American heritage as a sign up bonus.
In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy Anglo-American heritage from dispensaries.

Feb 12 at 11:21 PST
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of  {cp}.

At the doctor they pumped grandma full of girl problems.
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of grab-ass.
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of two F-bombs.
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of insurance.
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of unladylike musculature.
At the doctor they pumped grandma full of sudden nudity.

Feb 12 at 11:20 PST
Being encased
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Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of stubby fingers and a mouthfeel like being encased.
My wife printed me a certifcate for being encased. I’m excited for tonight!
“Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried being encased.
So what I’m saying is we have being encased to thank for Obama’s America.
I beat being encased all the time!
When I get older, I don’t want to be being encased.



In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in  {n}.

In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in a major problem.
In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in black votes.
In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in a piñata full of cigarettes.
In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in my VERY jealous, protective pet spider.
In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in a good thing for the heart.
In the original Star Wars, Han Solo was famously encased in oil-covered birds.

Feb 9 at 17:22 PST
A new mother abandoned  {n} in the airport bathroom.

A new mother abandoned your past in the airport bathroom.
A new mother abandoned moisture in the airport bathroom.
A new mother abandoned a Secret Service agent in the airport bathroom.
A new mother abandoned a winking hole in the airport bathroom.
A new mother abandoned your bellybutton in the airport bathroom.
A new mother abandoned a rough testicle in the airport bathroom.

Feb 9 at 14:29 PST
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of  {} in the air.

4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of a girl on roller skates in the air.
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of no more joy in the air.
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of the female form in the air.
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of the hottest girl in the air.
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of Asia in the air.
4,000 drones at the Olympics formed the shape of a cat, but upside down in the air.