SuperJer

SuperJer

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2005 March 20
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I've decided to freeze  {n} now, in case I need it in the future.

I've decided to freeze a mild orgasm now, in case I need it in the future.
I've decided to freeze sliced vegetables now, in case I need it in the future.
I've decided to freeze the toilet now, in case I need it in the future.
I've decided to freeze a heron now, in case I need it in the future.
I've decided to freeze inactivity and poor health now, in case I need it in the future.
I've decided to freeze high-voltage wires now, in case I need it in the future.

Children
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You spent all your food-stamps on children?!
Last Christmas, I gave you children. The very next day, you gave it away.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like children.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got children painted on both sides, which some say encourages Dad’s ass.
In future times, the children will work together to build children.
This food is so good it’s making children quiver!



My skincare routine
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Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed my skincare routine up and down the highway.
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to my skincare routine.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use intense pressure to treat my skincare routine!
The new top grade of gasoline has my skincare routine as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “My Skincare Routine!” You’re cursed with a male prostitute until the end of the game!
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about the front half, but with my skincare routine!



Eating them
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That’s not funny. My dad was killed by eating them.
Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “eating them,” with a picture of a protective membrane.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to eating them.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, eating them every single day.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “eating them”.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend eating them.

Aug 24 at 20:54 PDT
Fish sticks
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What will we do with fish sticks early in the morning?
Always walk into an interview with graffiti that says “FUCK YOU” and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate fish sticks.
Until quite recently, fish sticks had the highest tensile strength of any substance known to man.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for fish sticks!
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out fish sticks.
The city council wants to cut down on fish sticks. Meanwhile people are freely shooting a rabbit with an arrow!

Aug 23 at 18:43 PDT
Leaving in an ambulance
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Alexander also named a city in India “Leaving in an Ambulance” after his dead horse.
Leaving in an ambulance nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid fluids from my face.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for leaving in an ambulance.
Leaving in an ambulance is always a contest when I’m involved.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through Leaving in an Ambulance!
I didn’t think this house would sell with BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM in the attic. Anyway, I’m leaving in an ambulance.

Aug 23 at 18:36 PDT
Popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse
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You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse like your brother?”
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only that fly in here and popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
When one thousand scorpions is ready, popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse will appear.
Opioids help people with popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse, but then they can’t poop.
Jesus is popping a few rounds into Osama bin Laden’s corpse.

Jul 30 at 22:12 PDT
Dog cancer
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Dog cancer like this is enough to kill a horse!
Aron Ralston was trapped under dog cancer for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off the most humane action!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS DOG CANCER GETTING SNAPPED IN HALF.”
My PC stopped working so I opened it up and found dog cancer inside. I should take it to love handles!
A 2008 study of Movile’s only snail found that it has been between your legs. The snail may have escaped dog cancer by going underground.
It’s dangerous to leave dog cancer on the stairs.

Jul 30 at 15:47 PDT
Trying to find a user. in User Discussions
THANK you
Jul 10 at 15:13 PDT
Splashing my anus
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Vote for me and I’ll stop splashing my anus, get rid of a newer, sleeker leopard, and give everyone bedtime for free.
The White Bitch is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by splashing my anus.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be splashing my anus.
When I saw a big, red X I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, splashing my anus, I freaked!
It's like they always say: splashing my anus never changes.
There’s always time for splashing my anus before breakfast.

Mexican four-cheese
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In a world with Coach Diddleplayers being attacked by a skeleton, one man must overcome Mexican four-cheese. Coming this summer.
Mexican four-cheese slowly began to open and someone yelled, “It’s accepting us!”
When I was bodybuilding I tried to dead-lift a sack of otters over my head, but Mexican four-cheese got in the way.
Lot’s of people drive down to Portland for Mexican four-cheese and to avoid biking down the Luxor.
The weirdest thing about Mexican four-cheese is that sometimes even girls have Mexican four-cheese.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from Mexican four-cheese.

Jun 30 at 17:03 PDT
 {U}: you get close, you get sucked in.

Putting on pants: you get close, you get sucked in.
Industrial adhesive: you get close, you get sucked in.
Cutting a hole in my pants: you get close, you get sucked in.
Weird legs: you get close, you get sucked in.
A sexual encounter: you get close, you get sucked in.
A super-tiny butt hole: you get close, you get sucked in.