SuperJer

SuperJer

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Tuesday at 00:30 PDT
Mimicking the anus of a dead animal
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Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw mimicking the anus of a dead animal flavor and then machine gun fire flavor.
Alexander also named a city in India “Mimicking the Anus of a Dead Animal” after his dead horse.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for mimicking the anus of a dead animal!
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then mimicking the anus of a dead animal really affected me.
At the winery tour we saw how they put shenanigans and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like mimicking the anus of a dead animal.
It smells like Thai food in here... have you been mimicking the anus of a dead animal?

Monday at 12:05 PDT
The Philippines is going to block  {n} on the Internet.

The Philippines is going to block an unexpected finger on the Internet.
The Philippines is going to block the finest quality cheese on the Internet.
The Philippines is going to block a dick out on the Internet.
The Philippines is going to block flimsy toilet paper on the Internet.
The Philippines is going to block 20 dollars on the Internet.
The Philippines is going to block a newer, sleeker leopard on the Internet.

Apr 13 at 11:09 PDT
Fecal bacteria
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but fecal bacteria.
For my last meal I want just me, by myself seasoned lightly with fecal bacteria.
I’ve got a master’s degree in Fecal Bacteria!
My religion demands that I must abstain from fecal bacteria. Ice cold seawater however, is OK.
Fecal bacteria travelled over 20 feet after throwing a 9 year old.
There is no revenge so complete as fecal bacteria.



Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in  {n} and blow it on your hands.

Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in a sex swing and blow it on your hands.
Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in a gentleman with the tummy grumbles and blow it on your hands.
Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in a syringe of Tabasco and blow it on your hands.
Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in failure and blow it on your hands.
Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in energy and blow it on your hands.
Study finds restroom hand dryers suck in a deluge of vomit and blow it on your hands.

Apr 13 at 09:51 PDT
Hearing it
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When I went into the bathroom I swear I saw spiders in the mirror! And it smelled like hearing it in there! I’m so scared!
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “hearing it.”
Wolves don’t eat hearing it, and neither should kings.
Senator, I trust you enjoyed hearing it last night. Now, can I count on your vote?
People in Taiwan are getting a sex-addicted panda implanted in their bodies for hearing it.
There’s a suitcase full of guns and money convention going on and everybody is hearing it.



Beating it
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IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from beating it, and the eco-glass windows trap in my feelings.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how beating it happens.
I scream, you scream, beating it, lifting off the toilet!
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by beating it around the building.
If mom hears us talking about beating it we’ll be SO grounded!
The authorities followed the trail of beating it, leading them straight to the suspect.

Apr 12 at 15:28 PDT
We Germans are really into ze  {p} and ze farts.

We Germans are really into ze fly honeys and ze farts.
We Germans are really into ze great tits and ze farts.
We Germans are really into ze heavy hearts and ze farts.
We Germans are really into ze edible disguises and ze farts.
We Germans are really into ze hyperactive legs and ze farts.
We Germans are really into ze us black folk and ze farts.

Apr 12 at 15:24 PDT
Hooker pee
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It’s time to scrape the remains of hooker pee off the driveway.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “hooker pee.”
In a world with a strange candy that makes you gay running around slamming doors, one man must overcome hooker pee. Coming this summer.
I pushed hard enough to snap hooker pee, but some powerful kind of rhythmic pounding was blocking the door.
I will do anything for hooker pee. But I won’t do that!
During routine surgery, the doctors found hooker pee embedded in my abdomen.



Hooker spit
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Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around hooker spit on the freeway.
It’s not delivery. It’s hooker spit.
While I was out the Roomba got into hooker spit and was smashing skulls.
Giving birth to a prosthetic baby with hooker spit is a uniquely British problem.
Hooker spit saved is hooker spit earned.
In the third world, luxuries like hooker spit are an alien concept, and most people don’t even have access to an even freakier dude.

Apr 12 at 15:14 PDT
Wow! Ever part of  {n} is  {v}.
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Wow! Ever part of black market lungs is adding alcohol.
Wow! Ever part of the whole bottle of sleeping pills is beeping.
Wow! Ever part of a wondrous, splendifirous little thing is being angry and stupid.
Wow! Ever part of baby Jesus is being carted away.
Wow! Ever part of a cataclysmic magic spell is blowing in my ear.
Wow! Ever part of most of my money is danglin’ out there all pink and naked.

Apr 12 at 15:11 PDT
And God said: If I ever catch you  {v} with  {n} I'm sending you straight to Hell.
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And God said: If I ever catch you catching one in the bum with squirting acid I'm sending you straight to Hell.
And God said: If I ever catch you getting stepped on by a dominatrix with the power of love I'm sending you straight to Hell.
And God said: If I ever catch you shooting myself in the foot with a child drowning in a vat of molasses I'm sending you straight to Hell.
And God said: If I ever catch you doing a bad job at pooping with the heart I'm sending you straight to Hell.
And God said: If I ever catch you being sterilized with pictures of my body I'm sending you straight to Hell.
And God said: If I ever catch you drunk sexting my sister with pretty girls getting killed I'm sending you straight to Hell.

Apr 12 at 15:10 PDT
Other buried treasure
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Our frat settles disputes by seeing who can chug other buried treasure the fastest.
The dog ate other buried treasure so we’re waiting for a crow in a blender.
I ordered other buried treasure privately over the Internet so I can get better at spiking a pug.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with other buried treasure.
Ever since the incident with other buried treasure I’ve been haunted by cutting a hole in my pants.
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of other buried treasure in the sky.



Hell
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Ever since Hell appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while wriggling and thrashing.
Hell is always a contest when I’m involved.
The Internet is made out of Hell.
You’re not a mom! You’re just Hell!
Help! I’m Hell and I need YOU to do something about it!
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up Hell in every room.

Apr 12 at 13:28 PDT
Never succeeding
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Help! I’m never succeeding and I need YOU to do something about it!
It’s huge. It’s wet. It’s sprawled out in the parking lot. It’s never succeeding.
In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had never succeeding removed so she can live a normal life.
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly never succeeding right in front of their children.
No one in Morocco can be never succeeding without registering with the government.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from never succeeding with gross people.