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Update History

After news posts roll off the main news page, they end up here. At SuperJer.com we have news going back to, like, the 90s! 6 New Funmaps

2011 Aug 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Make way for six (6) newly released Funmaps for CS 1.6.. These maps were lovingly crafted at LANs over the last several years.

If you only try out one, may I suggest the crowd favorite, joust8?

2011 Feb 15UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 3 Intro Video now available for e-viewing.

Unfortunately, this intro video is all that remains of McDiddy's 3. It has been recovered after years of floating alone in the darkest depths of the Internets. McDiddy's Game

2010 Feb 23UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Music: "Irrational Pianotune"

And I am making a McDiddy's game now. You can follow the progress 'round about down 'round here on the forum.

2009 Oct 4UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Song: Widowmaker

New, wholesome, delicately flaky music by SuperJer. Give your innocent, unsuspecting ears a taste of Widowmaker, the newest hopeless apendage to the SuperJer body of music.

2009 Sep 21UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New site design launched. On most pages. Brought back the Mao videos on the videos.

Next I will be releasing (at least) 2 new CS maps, some music, and a surprise!

2008 Dec 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Songs: Move the Stone, Mind of the Monster, and The Laz

Lots of music been coming out of SuperJer's one man band, SuperJer, lately. Sometimes music comes from a dream, sometimes you just think it up in the shower, sometimes it comes from a mission. Music made of airplanes would be nice.

So you get groovin' with dem funky rhythms down by the music page, you soulless nincompoop. Audioserf

2008 Apr 8UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Music: "Audioserf (Loud-Makes-Fast Edition)"

Play this special edition MP3 in Audiosurf for a *really* fast track: SuperJer - Audioserf (Loud-Makes-Fast Edition).mp3

2008 Apr 0UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

SuperJer/PSI Artificial Intelligence

SuperJer.com -- in association with Pole Socking International -- has recently deployed a jointly-developed artificial intelligence for content generation. Already, over 5% of the Internet has started using SJ/PSI-AI as a source of instant, original web content.

If you'd like to test the SJ/PSI-AI system yourself, now, try the PSI Headline Generator test script free! (Additional charges may apply.) Party!

2008 Jan 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Join our 'Find the Hole' Party on Saturday!

This Saturday (Jan 12, 2008) at 12:00 Noon PST, SuperJer.com is hosting our 'Find the Hole' Party in Half-Life 1 Deathmatch. Just type connect superjer.com in console to join. Click here for details! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2008 Jan 1UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

This New Year, resolve to Find the Hole!

There was nothing to play at the LAN party, so SuperJer made a new Half-Life Deathmatch map. The goal of the map is to find a way to hop, squirm, and dash between the colorful walls coming at you. With multiple players, your only weapon is yourself. Try to trap or squish your friends against the oncoming walls! It's a blast!

Download the map now and find_the_hole yourself!. SUBSTATION FOR SOURCE!

2007 Dec 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Source map: de_substation FINALLY released!

Happy Merry Christma-Hanuh-Kwanza!! Look at you!! You get de_substation this year!! You must have been a good boy and/or girl!!

Find out all about it and download it at the other end of this link. BUCK MUSIC

2007 Nov 8UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New music from local personality "Buck"

Buck McGrane has just officially released two (count 'em, two!) new demo songs from his upcoming album "SuperJer Doesn't Know What It'll Be Called." So go listen to them for free* right about over here.

*Fees may be incurred by your Interweb Service Provider and various Telecom Corporations and/or Governments.

2007 Jul 17UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

PixelMachine on Coding4Fun

Some guys at Microsoft Visual Studio Express-land liked my PixelMachine article, and I gave them permission to post it on Coding4Fun. It's the same article as on my site, but more blue!

Also I've been a lazy ass and haven't finished the next version of PixelMachine yet. But it is coming. Really. And it has all that crazy light refraction and caustics stuff. You'll see.

In other news, we are up to SuperJer.Comic #9. SUPERJER.COMIC

2007 Jun 30UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The number of comic strips by SuperJer on the Internets has just skyrocketted from 0 to 1!

Go bask in the frothy, satisfying glow of SuperJer.Comic now! Every strip is made with genuine tree pulp and sharpie ink, even the one in this update picture.

2007 Jun 16UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

de_contra CS:S Updated
Valve changed something and now you need a new version of de_contra, especially if you play in leagues. Go to the de_contra source page for the updated map. PixelMachine!

2007 Feb 19UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Over the weekend I was thinking about 3D graphics and ray-tracing and lighting and effects and fun stuff like that. Well then my head-gears started turning and churning (or whatever they do) and I wrote this neat new program called PixelMachine!

Check out the full PixelMachine article for a visual log of the progress, and even the source code! StolenSite Picture Uploads

2007 Feb 16UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

StolenSite.com now has picture upload support
Over 1,000 sites have been stolen at StolenSite -- the fastest and easiest way to get a web site on the Internet! And now you can upload pictures to your stolen sites.

Stolen Site is perfect when you need to get something on the Internet NOW! NOW! NOW! and I mean right damn NOW! Buffy Season 4 Reviews

2007 Feb 14UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

Happy Valentine's Day from MikeJer!
For the none of you who view this front page that care, my Season 5 Review is now complete along with every episode of this fantastic fifth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There was a tie for season's best between Fool for Love (5x07) and The Gift (5x22). Coming in at season worst, still managing a score of 70/100, is Triangle (5x11). I'll be starting up the impressively dark sixth season within a week or two.

2007 Feb 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

A special Valentine's gift for you...
Look up! The SuperJer Hit Counter has been updated: more detailed hit-graphs, orange-colored weekends, and a new dark style! Get yours today -- it's almost not even painful! Walk softly...

2007 Jan 05UPDATE! BY NEZUMI

After much ado and a metric crapton of bitching, the devs over at Fortress-Forever have deigned to release an update for their Team Fortress mod. It includes a video and answeres a lot of questions as to just how certain things will be implemented. We get to see the spy sabotage, as well as 100 other goodies, and we learn just exactly what the Sentry Gun has in it's pockets. So visit Fortress-Forever.com like a good little puppet and CONSUME.

2006 Dec 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Hope y'all had a super merry Christmas and/or Hanukkah and/or Kwanzaa and/or belated... Ramadan? I guess that's why commercially they say "Happy Holidays" which is so wonderfully PC that it retains no semblance of genuine humanity. Perfect!

My power finally came back on after 9 days of intense rape-inducing darkness, by the way. So... you can all cancel your plans to rape me. Power Out

2006 Dec 21UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

This is now day 7 of the power outage at SuperJer's icy cold and dark house of wonderful misfortune.

I'm loading some pipe bombs and bacon in my truck, so I'll soon be driving down to the power company to exact my magnificent revenge.

Please stand by. Sponsor Banners

2006 Nov 13UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

SUPERJER.COM SPONSOR BANNERS!
I made these years ago after some web surfing (on my web surf board) and running into lots of ads. For most of them I just re-worded the original banner.

Don't you just adore them?

Check out all the banners here. McDiddy's 3!

2006 Oct 12UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 3 coming... sorta... soon.

I'm still working on McDiddy's 3. I'm sure I'll finish it eventually. View some pics from McDiddy's 3 here!

Don't forget to try my hit counter! I put a lot of work into that so you'd better be appreciative!

Oh and sorry about the violent outlash on Tuesday. Sort of lost my head there, heh. Heh heh.

2006 Oct 10UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

FUCK MICROSOFT.
WINDOWS SERVER 2003 & SQL SERVER ARE GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM.

Whyyyyyyy does it crash when I right-click on my server and WHYYYYYYY does SQL suddenly need an additional 400 MB of RAM when I run a simple query? WHYYYYY??

You are all lucky this site is running on Linux. Radar!

2006 Sep 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Radar image added to de_contra!

Thanks to h2o_SilentCid you'll now have delicious, lime flavored radar next time you visit de_contra in CS: Source!

Note: The map has not changed. This update is optional.

2006 Sep 22UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

I made this update entirely from my Nintendo DS!

No joke! I'm typing this into my portable little touch screen. This owns faces! Ingredients: A NintendoDS, DSLinux, a SuperCard, and an SD card (like for a camera). Not only does this thing have a buttload of great games, but now I can attack the Interweb from anywhere there's wireless!

Sweet syrupy Jesus! Martigras!

2006 Sep 21UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

First Fan-made McDiddy's cartoon!

Finally someone uses my McDiddy's Flash Playkit to make something! It's General Zim! And he's created the unexampled McDiddy's Martigras for you to endure. I mean enjoy.

Go ahead! Click it to watch! What are you scared? (I am.) PS3 vs. Wii

2006 Sep 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Sony and Nintendo team up to sell Microsoft a burrito!

And in other news: Aren't you excited about the next-gen video game systems, the Sony BlameStation 3 and the Nintendo Piddle?!

This video is a great feature comparison if you can't decide which one you want to be the father of your babies.
Food Pyramid (Flash Video)

2006 Aug 25UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Another great flash animation!

Joseph Teh Salmon brings us such a nice video about the Food Pyramid and eating healthy (the way pyramids were intended to!). And the best part is that the video contains NO horrifying, blood-curdling content at all! Yay!

Click here to watch Food Pyramid now!
Buffy Season 4 Reviews

2006 Jun 29UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

Every episode of the fourth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now reviewed. Additionally, the comprehensive Season 4 Review is complete.

Taking home the award of S4 best is the crytpic character masterpiece, 4x22 - Restless, while the worst the season has to offer is 4x18 - Where the Wild Things Are. S5 reviews will begin soon, and at a much more frequent pace.
Animator vs. Animation (Flash Video)

2006 Jun 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Funny Flash animation about animations!

The cursor and the a stick figure engage in a rampage of a fight in Flash 8. Tools from the interface become kickin'-rad weapons! You better believe it, you slothenly heaps of meat and tubes!

Click here to watch Animator vs. Animation now!
Hitman

2006 Jun 6UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Happy 6-6-6 Everybody!

Today is a very special unholiday! It only comes once a century... it's Beastday! Be sure to celebrate with some especially innocent sacrificial lambs and don't go too easy on the mint jelly!

666 is the well-known Number of the Beast, but what about these?

6.66e2Number of the Scientific Notation Beast
666.000Number of the High Precision Beast
666 °FOven Temperature of Roast Beast
0x029ANumber of the Hexadecimal Beast
666 mgRecommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast in the new food pyramid
$665.95Retail Price of the Beast
$606.95Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart (but with the good parts removed)
/666Beast Common Denominator of 1/111 and 1/18
0.666 BD/USDExchange Rate of the Beast
0.000666Number of the Microbeast
6.66 kb/sData Transfer Rate of the Beast
666 GB/mo.Monthly Bandwidth Limit of the Beast
Best before 6/6/6 Expiration Date of the Beast
665.9999769Floating Point Representation of the Beast
^^^Number of the Shift Beast
Area Under the Beast
Sony E3 2006 Summary

2006 May 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Amazing new Sony gaming technology!

...including real-time weapon change! And enemies with weak points!
Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here. Get a quick recap of all the gooey runny excitement coming from Sony today!
Click here to watch the Sony E3 2006 Summary now!
New Angel Reviews!

2006 Apr 17UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer spinoff, Angel, is now being reviewed!

I'd like to welcome Ryan B. to the growing SuperJer.com review websites located in the 'articles' section. Here's some things to watch out for this year:
1. My comprehensive review of BtVS S4 is in the works, but will probably take at least a couple weeks to finish.
2. I myself may still write Angel reviews if the demand is high enough after I'm done with BtVS.
3. I intend to review both Firefly and the movie Serenity after BtVS.
4. I'm considering doing some themed audio reviews in the future as well (people like to call this a 'podcast').

So there's a lot to look forward to in the future. If interested, keep watch for updates on both the BtVS site and the Whedonverse Forum. Buck McGrane MP3s!

2006 Apr 3UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New free MP3's by someone with musical talent!

SuperJer's one and only Internet friend* Buck McGrane is a musical genious. And now, for an unlimited time only, you can listen to Buck's music by way of magical MP3 technology for FREE by using your home computer machine and visiting the following link:

Buck McGrane Music

*SuperJer, despite being a hugely popular Internet celebrity, has almost exclusively real-life friends.

2006 Apr 2UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 3 was an April fools joke. I am working on a real McDiddy's 3, so stay tuned.

Random thought: you ever hear the phrase "if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters at least some monkeys would accidentally type the entire works of Shakespeare?"

Well I was thinking, you don't really need infinite monkeys. Turns out you only need about 10 to the (10 to the 7.7) monkeys and you can be 99.9% sure you'll get your Shakespeare! Infinity is for chumps! McDiddy's 3!

2006 Apr 1UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's THREE (3) has just been released!

Holy crap! It's here! It's McDiddy's! But more three-ish! Go watch it now!

Watch McDiddy's 3 now ya dunderhead!

Back and Forth

2006 Mar 17UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New video added: Back and Forth!

Back before the war, AaronJer and SuperJer and pals would go to chat rooms and start up some cyber action with strangers. We'd start out with the normal stuff and then have mid-cyber home surgery and it would lead to gory accidents etc. We'd see how long it took to scare away the victim. It was fun! And this video reminds me of my innocent childhood.
de_verso

2006 Feb 24UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New CS 1.6 map, de_verso released! It's been sitting on my hard drive gathering bit-dust since August 2005. And just now I was like, hey I should put that map on my site!

It's based on de_contra but rebuilt from the ground up. I tried to fix everything you all hated about de_contra. Make sure to let me know how much you hate it anyway in the Forums!
Buffy Season 3 Reviews

2006 Feb 1UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

Every episode of the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now reviewed. Additionally, the comprehensive and absolutely giant Season 3 Review is complete.

Taking home the award of S3 best is 3x22 - Graduation Day Pt. 2 while the worst the season has to offer is 3x02 - Dead Man's Party. S4 reviews will commence before the end of the week.
Watch it you limey bastard!

2006 Jan 20UPDATE! BY AARONJER

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

If you haven't already seen it, go watch this bitch. It's out of this chain and off the world... mostly I just wanted to be the first person to post something in 2006. Shut up or I'll ban you!

Get yer concajump on!

2005 Dec 12UPDATE! BY NEZUMI

Fortress-Forever - A Team Fortress Mod for Half-Life 2

I've been pimping Superjercom now and again over on the forums at fortress-forever.com, so I thought that it was just about time to pimp fortress-forever.com right back at the Superjer crowd. If you've never played TFC, then you're a sad sorry lump of waste, but if you have then you should be ecstatic over this. The mod seeks to update the original game to the new engine and graphics, as well as tweaking the game balance to be more enjoyable for Pub players and Clanners alike. There's no release date yet (because it's being created by a very secretive cabal) but the game looks to be 100% quality. Check 'er out.

2005 Nov 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The SuperJer.com Network acquires McDiddys.com!

Current and future McDiddy's stuff will be located at the new Official McDiddy's Site, McDiddys.com. Previously untold information about both cartoons is available on the sparkly new site, so go check it out! Buffy Season 2 Reviews

2005 Nov 3UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

Every episode of the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now reviewed. Additionally, the comprehensive and quite thorough Season 2 Review is complete.

Taking home the award of S2 best is 2x22 - Becoming Pt. 2 while the worst the season has to offer is 2x02 - Some Assembly Required.
StolenSite.com logo

2005 Oct 23UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Haven't you always wanted to steal a website?

Well now you can! Thanks to the latest webstation technology of SuperJer.com, anyone can now go to www.StolenSite.com and steal a site without creating an account, without getting spammed and with no negative side-effects!

Go steal a site now. Make us proud.

2005 Oct 17UPDATE! BY MIKEJER

Season 2 Buffy Reviews have begun! Check out the season opener, When She Was Bad. Mock it, love it, and cuddle with it. Do it for me. Note that I plan on making a small news item here every time I begin a season, and a bigger one every time I finish a season. Go to Buffy Home for all the updates in between. Buffy Season 1 Reviews

2005 Oct 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER & MIKEJER

New simplified site design. Don't forget to play with the lightswitch at the top right!

New articles section added to the site to accomodate MikeJer's spankin' new Buffy the Vampire Slayer reviews and articles. Season 1 episode reviews and season review are complete and MikeJer'll be moving through the series as time permits. Please read the Introduction page first if you don't want to be spoiled!

2005 Sep 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Attention Flash Animators: The McDiddy's Flash Playkit is now available to help you make your own McDiddy's cartoons. awp_snowsk337 for CS:Source

2005 Sep 26UPDATE! BY JMD

Source map awp_snowsk337 by local protein strip Nezumi is still available for download. All Source-ified and reflective, the map now features innovative 'WTF, Am I a sk337 or a shooter' gameplay. Also good graphics. Check it out and play it as much and as often as time and your own personal obligations will allow. We depend on it.

You could just download the map now, or click the thumbnail for more info.

2005 Sep 6UPDATE! BY JMD

I have recently come across this juicy little bit of information. This is what it looks like when a squid gets scared and squirts ink to evade it's predators.

Very interesting.

2005 Sep 3UPDATE! BY 0x0083C1F8

WARNING:Local superjercom personalities JMD and Mr. Ribbon have figured out how to post news. Analysts predict major economic troubles and severe penalties ahead. Please stand by.

2005 May 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Java: The Ultimate Fad by MikeJer is the first Exclusive Editorial article here at SuperJer.com. Go read this ground-breaking rant now! Chairman Mao

2005 May 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

JMD Presents: Chairman Mao is back! Created by local forum jerks Jet Monkey Duo (animation) and AaronJer (voices), enjoy it with a hot glass of water today!

2005 Apr 22UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Added some more cool Flash Videos to the site, Irrational Exuberance and Drum Machine.

2005 Apr 17UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New site design complete. What do you guys think? Forum

2005 Apr 13UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's 2 edited. Based on viewer feedback I modified a few things to remove some boring parts and added a bit more action. Enjoy!

McDiddy's 2 released.

2005 Mar 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Now hosted by (the awesome) APlus.Net. Forum had to be re-created again.

2005 Feb 19UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

February 1 - 18 blackout is over. Oktagone Publishing is not my friends. McDiddy's Store de_contra

2004 Dec 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New CS map de_contra released and to be used in CAL CS preseason. Enjoy it at the destination of this link.

McDiddy's Official Store opens!
Click here to browse McDiddy's merchandise. You will feel more fulfilled and enriched!

2004 Jul 30UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

McDiddy's premiers on SuperJer.com! Look to the left, foodpig.

2004 Jun 15UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New, free, 8-bit sounding music! Listen to "Irrational Chiptune" by SuperJer. If you have Modplug Tracker/Player then download the IT, elsewise get the MP3:
.it version (5KB)
.mp3 version (1.7MB)
.gif sheet music (370KB) de_salt2

2004 Apr 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

de_salt2 released! This is an improved version of de_salt with some important changes requested by the people. Click here!

2004 Mar 3UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The forums have been upgraded to phpBB 2.0.6. Current members must re-register.

2004 Jan 25UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Get Learned tutorial updated. It's much, much better now.

2003 Nov 04UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

de_salt and de_kalt featured on a German clan's maptest!
the-last-resort.net

2003 Nov 03UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Check out the new SuperJer.com Forums and raise a ruckus.

2003 Sep 15UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Holy shit. It's the purdiest CS map ever and it has excellent gameplay. Insanely fun for LAN matches!

2003 Aug 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New map for TFC called Canyon by Nezumi.
Download canyon.zip

2003 Jul 9UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

CS map de_kalt by SuperJer released today!

2003 Jun 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Waypoints available for scout_city, by André Guimarães "Illuvatar" Teles.

2003 Jun 26UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Waypoints available for awp_city2, by André Guimarães "Illuvatar" Teles. HL 2 Screen HL 2 Screen HL 2 Screen HL 2 Screen

2003 May 27UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

I don't normally do news updates like this, but here are some screens from Half-Life 2! Oh, baby!

2003 Mar 27UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New Soviet Union songs and pics!

2003 Feb 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Want to make Counter-Strike maps of your own? Get Learned Now! scout_city

2003 Feb 4UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

New old Counter-Strike map, "Scout City" released today.

2003 Jan 20UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

h_greenNew Soviet Union mp3! It's called "Decoy Is Hot!" So head on over to the Soviet Union Section, now! You rogue rapscallions!

2003 Jan 3UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Huge Soviet Union update! Tons of new songs!

2002 Dec 31UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Green Bean Jell-O® recipe added. Get to the Recipe Section. Splatter Mario

2002 Dec 23UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Splatter Mario game now available for download. I stopped work on this game more than 1 year ago but just now decided to release it. Go check it out now!

2002 Dec 21UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

OMGWTFLOLBBQ! It's a whole new site design! I stole that BBQ thing from somewhere on Something Awful, which is probably the best site on the internet (mine sucks). (Green and orange Forums design)

2002 Dec 19UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

AWP City 2 released! Upgrade now, you jerks!

2002 Aug 24UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The site is now hosted by OktaGone Publishing.

2002 May 29UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

The site is now running on a temp server with only 10 megs of space. *cough*

2002 Apr 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Soviet Union is back, baby! Two all new, mildly upsetting songs for your listening pleasure! Check 'em out now!

2002 Feb 2UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Launch of new site design. Sure, it's trippy. But not trippy enough to make you throw up. (Light blue Automap design)

2002 Jan 28UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Do you and your friends ever find yourselves sitting around, bored to hell? If yes, you need Tenstuff! Tenstuff is an action-packed, boundlessly entertaining and slightly insane card game!

2001 Sep 14UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Claymation
Against the will of Archer, SuperJer shoots a short claymation video. WARNING -- contains clay violence.

2001 Jul 7UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

AWP City
New Counter-Strike map! Have a sniper war in AWP City! (Unzip into your half-life\cstrike\maps folder.)

2001 May 10UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Soviet Union
SuperJer's new band, Soviet Union listed on mp3.com! Go listen to our debut song "Counter-Strike"!

2001 Mar 22UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Half-Life Stuff
WinBSPC is a cool program that lets you decompile BSP's.

2Towers is Gary's TFC map - It's the FINAL ULTRA-MEGA version now!

2001 Feb 8UPDATE! BY SUPERJER

Tuh Duh. Totally bitchin' new site design. It looks more exciting but it's really not, so don't fool yourself. If you're lucky I might even add something to this news page once in a while! (Dull gray star design)

What?! You have something to say? Oh, ok, email me: superjer(at)superjer(dot)com

Oh, by the way, SuperJer is how you spell it, capital S, capital J, no space. Got it? Now stop screwing it up.

Look! Tarded SuperJer acronyms:

  Stupid
  Ugly
  Primates
  Eating
  Remains of
  Jackrabbits.
  Estrogen
  Rules!
   -Jacson Bevens

  Sexy
  Underwear
  Pleases
  Everyone,
  Right?
  Just
  Entertainment,
  Right?
   -SuperJer

  Stand
  Up,
  Proudly
  End
  Racial
  Judgement
  Everywhere
  Rar-aar-ar! Ack!
   -SuperJer

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