POSSIBLE FINAL PROGRAM DESCRIPTION

This is the full version of Splatter Mario for Windows 95 or newer. It is completely free and:

It does NOT ask for or require money.
It does NOT integrate with or even touch your Operating System.
It's a 100% standalone program that you can completely remove by deleting its folder.
It does NOT install any f-ing spyware on your computer.
It does NOT contain any advertising.
It does NOT put crap in the System Registry.

It does use Microsoft DirectX 7 or later - which you already have if you play games or have XP.
It does contain cartoon violence.
It does have a nifty built-in level editor.
It will fill your heart with joy.