 S UPERJER.COM claims victory over SUPERJER.NET.
T HE enemy has discontinued freedom of speech on his blog, which means: just like the terrorists, we've won!
A RMY RECRUITS from the forum have proven themselves to be the heartless, hating bastards I always knew they could be. Great job guys, you're assholes! We will have an award ceremony tomorrow.
I will tell you early however that AaronJer will be promoted to General (5-star) for his devastating post, as follows:
Of all the SuperJer's there have ever been, you're a big stupid head! Kryptonite saved my entire family like 300 times, so you can go to hell. And Superman? Come on, Chuck Norris could own Superman any day.
As you can see, this post is witty and sharp, but mean-spirited, all the while PRAISING CHUCK NORRIS (God). I hope you can all learn something from this. Other brave fighters who will be receiving awards tomorrow include:
[GTW]Shogun, Covernant, dburnell01, DieselPowered, Tater Salad, Konswalas, Molkman, echidna3, Nezumi
SuperJer's thoughts: "I've always wanted to abuse my power over the weak-minded lunkheads infesting my forum to hurt innocent people. Today I realize the full potential of what I control and I hope to sub-terrorize more undeserving targets in the future. Please stand by." Awards have been awarded here! |
