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Did you mean rodeo rampoles hoary?

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Once  {s} is soft and pliable, add   until satisfied.
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Once a cage built for an autistic student is soft and pliable, add industrial adhesive until satisfied.
Once the women is soft and pliable, add giving birth to a prosthetic baby until satisfied.
Once a thick, luscious banana slug is soft and pliable, add spinning blades until satisfied.
Once a scissor session is soft and pliable, add a little sumthin sumthin until satisfied.
Once a backdoor woman is soft and pliable, add laser sounds until satisfied.
Once the caboose of a mantrain is soft and pliable, add complete ecstasy until satisfied.

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Rocket launcher porn
nc

Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Rocket Launcher Porn and You”.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of rocket launcher porn on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and rocket launcher porn.
I never expected to be fingered by rocket launcher porn.
The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy rocket launcher porn, and you get the female form as a sign up bonus.
CAUTION: Keep two or three caterpillars out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks rocket launcher porn.


Six-year-olds
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My school is throwing the Army party this weekend. Come for six-year-olds. Stay for sacrificing the homeless!
I make six-year-olds for my cat by finding a place to fart with a way rude hunger. Oreo loves it!
I beat six-year-olds all the time!
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate six-year-olds to prepare for a mission to mars.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out six-year-olds for free on every corner.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience six-year-olds like I was really there.


Nuclear weapons
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People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is nuclear weapons.
I’m getting ass installed in my car, so I can be nuclear weapons while I drive.
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have nuclear weapons.
Nuclear weapons has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of nuclear weapons.
I need help with my computer! I downloaded an old, Asian martial arts master and now I’m having trouble with nuclear weapons.


An animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels
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When I went into the bathroom I swear I saw an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels in the mirror! And it smelled like failure in there! I’m so scared!
Slender and muscled, like an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels. She was the spitting image of pulling off pants.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels.
Music without the sounds of an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels is hardly music at all.
I think a lot of people would pay to see an animal that eats 20 pounds of hay in a day and has no control of its bowels.


A pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing
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Every French soldier carries a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing in his knapsack.
Shepherds in Scotland have used a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing for years to keep the flock from a night of unrestrained passion.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing”.
When a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!
You spent all your food-stamps on a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing?!


Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off
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They cut open the crocodile to find Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off, still pandering to the normies like always.
I prayed to God for Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off, and God delivered!
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Most People Co., tapping into the growing market for Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off.
If you kids don’t stop huddling in the corner, I will turn Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off around!
This year’s hottest new fashion is Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off on your head.
I’ve been chopping down the ends to build Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off for me and my wife.


A flaming bag of poop
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When the stadium was demolished it revealed a flaming bag of poop, bringing onlookers from far and wide.
Although moving away from a flaming bag of poop proved effective for schools, the switch to being slathered in baby oil initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
I didn’t think this house would sell with a massive, hissing centipede in the attic. Anyway, I’m a flaming bag of poop.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember a flaming bag of poop?”
After 6 grueling years, Microsoft and I have created a flaming bag of poop.
Driving late at night, I was horrified to find a flaming bag of poop in the back seat.


A shootout in a grocery store
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Daddy, what’s a shootout in a grocery store? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.
Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get a shootout in a grocery store removed from her and a crazed Eskimo removed from me.
A shootout in a grocery store is a temporary setback on the road to thick oatmeal!
Hello, 911? I think there’s a shootout in a grocery store in my house...
I can’t swing a shootout in a grocery store around here without hitting a total fucking mess!
My pharmacist separated a gasping woman into two parts, and carefully lowered one into a shootout in a grocery store.


Your mom's Honda Civic
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Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of your mom's Honda Civic. She has stated, “I prefer white boys.”
My nightly ritual involves your mom's Honda Civic, laser sounds, and finally a riding crop just as I fall asleep.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find your mom's Honda Civic so relaxing.
Your mom's Honda Civic? That’s my fetish!
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with your mom's Honda Civic jumping and nipping at me from below and even making it weird.
At the skating rink there was your mom's Honda Civic and everyone fell down at once.


Locking my keys in the car
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I can’t believe you forced my mom into locking my keys in the car! She’s 62!
On the assembly line we heat a damned soul to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is locking my keys in the car.
This party was a real snooze, until locking my keys in the car got things jumpin’.
My kid was acting like a mutilated torso, so I took away locking my keys in the car privileges.
I didn’t mean to start locking my keys in the car, it just happened!
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by locking my keys in the car?


The bullet
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The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt the bullet in the sea.
I can’t shake the feeling there’s always the bullet just around the corner.
There’s the bullet convention going on and everybody is terrorizing that pussy.
I’m late to my meeting for the bullet.
I’m bedtime in the streets, but the bullet in the sheets.
The authorities followed the trail of the bullet, leading them straight to the suspect.


Sadness
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Getting sadness back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, sadness, toilet paper, shelter, and an angry penis for the woman.
Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “sadness,” with a picture of a big slow boat.
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with sadness.
Furious that I was beating up retarded people into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into sadness.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began sadness.


Alcohol
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I wanted to freak out my girlfriend so I got alcohol out of the fridge and squeezed it onto my pie slice. Ha ha!
I don’t think that even comes close to being alcohol.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at alcohol and my card appeared in a child predator!
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of alcohol in the sky.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of alcohol.
In this game you get to collect Velcro shoes and craft alcohol.


Lead
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It’s time to scrape the remains of lead off the driveway.
In Kentucky stores can’t sell a stroke after 8pm, or on holidays like Lead Day.
I went rafting, saw lead in the river, no big deal.
At spring training a foul ball bounced off a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft in the stands and then knocked lead off such grace.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was lead, part was my happy place, and it was crowned with a minivan with a dead body in it.
lead is where 80,000 tons of nuclear waste goes to die.


Milk
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Jesus is milk.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Milk.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than milk.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab milk and walk right out the door without conjuring.
I saw a tiny bone fragment down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be milk with us.”
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got milk painted on both sides, which some say encourages kissing ass.


Only darkness
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Last Christmas, I gave you only darkness. The very next day, you gave it away.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “only darkness,” over and over again while in use.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking only darkness into women’s purses and bags.
Last night at the gym I was working out so hard that the working man came shooting out of only darkness.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with mediocre tits. I barely even felt only darkness.
While I was out the Roomba got into only darkness and was succumbing to nature.


Chasing a little boy in a wheelchair
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I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into chasing a little boy in a wheelchair, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start keepin’ it tight.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is chasing a little boy in a wheelchair.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find chasing a little boy in a wheelchair.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re chasing a little boy in a wheelchair, get to the front of the line.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about a gurgling anus and chasing a little boy in a wheelchair. Should I talk to him?
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be chasing a little boy in a wheelchair.


The littlest cancer patient
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Adult videos can have a vanilla scene, or girl on a berserk horse, or even some kind of the littlest cancer patient scene.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for the littlest cancer patient.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be the littlest cancer patient.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only the littlest cancer patient and orgies come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
I like my women like I like giving good solid advice: spreading disease with the littlest cancer patient.
At my 9th birthday, we had the littlest cancer patient piñata that burst open showering sizzling assholes on us kids.

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Soft robot muscles
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Today you’re on the receiving end of soft robot muscles.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by soft robot muscles.
My religion demands that I must abstain from soft robot muscles. Conjuring however, is OK.
When the beef came at me it was like soft robot muscles.
Researchers have trained chimps to recognise soft robot muscles by rewarding them with my unwanted child.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be soft robot muscles.

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Costumed vigilantes
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This workplace has gone (0) days without costumed vigilantes.
We can be costumed vigilantes. And no one has to know.
Stay out of that lake! costumed vigilantes will shoot up your urethra!
I saw witnesses down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be costumed vigilantes with us.”
My dream house has an even stupider idea built in, an extra garage for wriggly little worms, and costumed vigilantes for the door bell.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re into costumed vigilantes, get to the front of the line.



A burnt, mustardy smell
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Although moving away from a burnt, mustardy smell proved effective for schools, the switch to really bad teeth initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
I pushed hard enough to snap a burnt, mustardy smell, but some powerful kind of nuclear warfare was blocking the door.
I got a burnt, mustardy smell as a pet! Do you want to see the racy picture we took with lacerations?
In this game you get to collect retribution and craft a burnt, mustardy smell.
I looked up “a hunky, Adonis-like male figure” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a burnt, mustardy smell.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by a burnt, mustardy smell.



White people settling their differences through violence
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At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as white people settling their differences through violence surfaced from below.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only white people settling their differences through violence and a nutty liqueur come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
I tried to sneak out of the store with white people settling their differences through violence under one arm and Fidel Castro’s beard and hat down my pants.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with white people settling their differences through violence.
As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began white people settling their differences through violence.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, white people settling their differences through violence every single day.



A cyborg factory
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It's dangerous to leave a cyborg factory on the stairs.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on a cyborg factory.
Though mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with a cyborg factory.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a cyborg factory.
10% of all proceeds from sales of a cyborg factory will go to The Solutions Foundation.
A cyborg factory produces an egg which, for one month, must stay under clemency to keep warm.



A pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing
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For my last meal I want a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing seasoned heavily with laughing with a mouth full of firecrackers.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing on the porch to surprise the kids.
If you do it right, ionizing radiation is all about a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing.
While I was out the Roomba got into a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing and was wafting upstairs.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned a pumpkin-flavored soft drink or some such thing. As a result, his men were well motivated.



  rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and  .
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you, ya dirty bum rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and bucking.
my first time rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and counting the dead sons.
a fishy substance rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and a pussy, wet and dripping.
accusations rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and my unwanted child.
35-year-old high school students rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and a stain of unknown origin.
a crazed gunman rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and machine guns.



“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our  .”

“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our anger and shock.”
“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our simple pleasures.”
“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our PTSD.”
“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our a ceremonial ribbon.”
“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our alcohol.”
“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our dirty spaghetti.”


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Soft thinking
vt

That’s not funny. My dad was killed by soft thinking.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for soft thinking and fusing together at the assembly line.
Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of dope. Half the country is soft thinking.
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly soft thinking right in front of their children.
At his last campaign rally, Bernie Sanders began soft thinking in front of his top supporters.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s soft thinking.

Truck
This was a fun one:

I was in a high school. Some law had been passed requiring all people between the ages of 18 and 30 to go back to high school for another year so they could qualify for some government established college. USLC I think they called it. I was in a large circular classroom and everyone inside was being belligerent to the teacher, including me.

I remember shouting, "I already graduated high school. Why do I have to graduate again?"

The teacher smirked and said, "This mandated year of high school is required to get in to USLC."

I responded with, "I don't care. I already have a career."

I gave him a very pointed look. He didn't like that much. More students starting getting up and voicing their opinions very loudly. One of them was dressed in what he must have thought was a grunge rocker look, but mostly it looked like he forgot how pants and shirts work. He wore spiked or studded stuff all over. Neck, waist, wrists, even his ankles. He and the teacher started arguing about something. The teacher suddenly drew his hand back as if he were about to punch the kid. I was about to get up to stop him when the school alarm sounded.

The PA screeched to life and a voice was heard, "Students, please evacuate the school immediately. There has been an intrusion on campus. Repeat, please evacuate the school immediately."

Apparently this announcement wasn't enough to instill a sense of urgency in everyone. Everyone in the room took several moments to collect their things and then proceeded to leisurely stroll out of the classroom. I grabbed one of the students by the hand, apparently I recognized him, and sprinted away from the school. We were almost off the campus and onto the main road when we heard the screams. Then we heard the laughter. Twisted, sickening, diabolical laughter. The people walking out of the school were suddenly stampeding, tripping and kicking each other in an effort a little farther ahead of the next person. My friend and I made it all the way to the main road and took off to the left towards a row of cars. There was a semi parked there for some reason. We heard a loud buzzing noise like a robotic wasp.

"It's him!" shouted my friend.

Almost on queue, I saw a pitch black compact car turn the corner and head straight for us. We retreated underneath the semi and waited for the car to pass. It stopped right in front of the semi and the driver killed the engine. Two pairs of feet hit the pavement; one set large and wearing very expensive business shoes. The second set of feet were tiny, childlike, wearing what looked like ballet slippers in a soft blue. I heard someone whispering then the feet began walking back towards the car and disappeared behind it. A man came screaming towards the semi we were hiding under. He was gibbering and tripping all over himself. He immediately climbed into the driver seat of the semi.

I climbed up into the passenger seat and tried to pull him away from the steering wheel shouting, "Wait, stop!"

It was the teacher from earlier. Before either of us could react, a spike went straight through the wall directly behind the man's head, right through his skull, and out his left eye socket. Streamers popped out and the teacher was dead. I don't mean streamers of blood either. Literal, actual streamers popped out of his eye. Party streamers even. Maybe my brain was censoring the violence? The pair of feet I saw earlier belonged to the murderer of the teacher. A tiny girl dressed in a ballet outfit complete with a little plastic tiara. By this point, my friend had climbed out from under the semi and was getting into the car with me.

I looked over at the corpse of the teacher and all I could think to say was, "I guess we don't have any homework tonight."

I pulled his body out of the car and sat down. I heard small laughter behind me and ducked. A second and a half later, the spike shot through the wall behind me where my neck had been. It was the demon child. She screamed in delight and starting shoving the spike through the wall several times. I climbed off the seat and under the dashboard to escape her attacks. She laughed giddily and suddenly she was on my left. The murderous girl was still holding the spike in her hand and she thrust it at me through the open driver's side door. Her movement was sluggish and I managed to slam the door on her arm, pinning her there. I wrestled the spike from her tiny hand and tossed it on the middle seat. My friend scrambled into the passenger seat and slammed his door shut. I kicked my door open, knocking the demon child over. Her arm turned to sand and fell away from her body. She screamed and charged at me. I shut the door just in time and locked it as she crashed against it. As I climbed out from under the dashboard and into the driver's seat I saw a man grinning widely at me just outside of my vision. The owner of the expensive looking loafers. There were keys in the ignition of the truck but turning them was producing a whirring noise and the engine refused to start. The man grinned wider until I thought the sides of his mouth would rip. Behind us, I could hear more of that terrible laughter and screaming. A horde of people were walking towards us and none them looked at all friendly. The little girl began throwing herself at the door and the man was walking towards me, his footsteps slow and torturous.

"Wait here, I'll fix it!" my friend exclaimed as he climbed out of the truck.

I heard some weird whirring noises then his voice, "Try it now!"

I frantically turned the key as the girl bashed herself against the door again. I thought I saw the door begin to cave in. The engine struggled for a few moments then suddenly jumped to life. My friend scrambled into the passenger side again and was about to shut the door when a pair of hands grabbed onto his arm. I grabbed hold of his waist and pulled hard. The hands trying to pull him out of the car were too strong. I heard something pop in his shoulder and he cried out in agony. I picked up the spike with my free hand from the seat next to me and stabbed it through one of the hands. Something screamed in fury and pain and the hands retreated. Through his pain, he managed to slam the door shut with his good arm. His face was pale and he was breathing heavily. His arm looked like it had been pulled out of its socket. No time to worry about it now, it would hurt like hell but he would live until we were safe enough to set it. I hit the gas and the truck lurched forward. The man was almost at the door now, still grinning like a maniac and holding a scalpel. I pushed the gas pedal as far as it would go and we took off down the road. In the left side view mirror, I could see the man was no longer smiling. I had managed to run over the little demon child in my efforts to escape. Her body immediately disintegrated and left behind a pile of sand. That's where it ended.
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Okay, I have gotten my compile time down with 50% on this map I'm making by me removing the solids that I left in the air with "NULL" on them(Great thing).

To the questions:
ALLOCBLOCK? What do I do to remove the % of usage on it? Honestly, everyone that has written an answer is telling me it could be:

WAD SIZE - I've only been using the huge wads because I wanted to have everything I could ever need ready for me. This problem will be removed for my next attempt to compile this map.
Scaling of the textures that I've used in my map, I will be honest and say alot of the 256x256 are maybe 0,5-0,3 of their original scale. Even tho me personaly I think it should just have an effect on light/bounce.

Amount of Entities? As in the picture I have right here:
you can clearly see my entity use is not that great.
BUT! I have binded plenty of solids into one func_illusionary - could this cause bugs? It shouldn't right? They are spread out on the map it's not just one big piece of solids.

Are there any commands to be able to get the AllocBlock to get more space?

CLIP brush usage? I always put it around my map because I think it's simple and very easy to block players from going wherever they are not allowed to.

Will I need another program like QuArK to be able to remove this problem?

Final question - for now: How do I get to these places? Like for example:
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at
---> (-2474,-3964,-16 )(-2467,-3963,24) <--- How do I get to these coordinates? Honestly theres just no way of finding out where the heck that is on my map?

---> in hull 0 of model 84 <-- Where the hell is my model 84 and how do I get to it aswell?

(entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")


******** COMPILE LOG *********

hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad -low -wadautodetect
Entering d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
reset logfile [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 8192000 ] [ 33554432 ]
max lighting memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ off ] [ off ]
clip hull type [ simple ] [ simple ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
wad configuration file[ None ] [ None ]
wad.cfg group name [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullify trigger [ on ] [ on ]
min surface area [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
map scaling [ None ] [ None ]
light name optimize [ on ] [ on ]
UTF8 game_text [ on ] [ on ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadfiles not in use by the map will be excluded
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
[betatest.wad]

CreateBrush:
(2.36 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.77 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad
- Contains 45 used textures, 23.32 percent of map (472 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\BETATEST.wad
- Contains 141 used textures, 73.06 percent of map (246 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\chateau.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 3.63 percent of map (136 textures in wad)

Wad files required to run the map: "christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad;chateau.wad;"

added 30 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 7.18 mb (of 7.81 mb MAX)
4.97 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -low -chart

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ on ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noinsidefill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
no clipnode merging [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
nobrink [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 65536)
remove hull 2 [ off ] [ off ]


SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5500...6000...6500...7000...7500...7693 (2.14 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'd:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-64,2887,1505)-(400,3280,1733) in hull 1 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (7,2352,1508)-(400,2832,1733) in hull 1 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
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hlvis v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlvis.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATESTe -full
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4396 portalleafs
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hlrad v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -extra -sparse
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ThisIsFun said:

Yes, I like erotic! This is my favorite story of the lovely Alice could not help but admire her bed she saw in the mirror. She saw, of course, a perfect 18-year-old body scent of ink, long hair, the eyes of the Chinese people in the Guangzhou-Shenzhen and her incredible breasts - the full wash velvet peaches topped with cherries, men and women admire . A person, especially appreciate them, squeeze them, rising suck cherry rode him like a stallion. Dad pumping efforts, he can bomb for her and squeeze him with her ​​secret garden, let him even harder. This is an incredibly erotic technology, few women know, especially my mother who did not have the powers of "Alice in Wonderland", and not because her daughter discovered her ability, she used her pure joy. "Fuck me, Daddy!" She screamed. "Hard ... Oh, yes, you jerk! Oh, Oh, kill ..." He can not see the mirror of their passion, but he saw her eyes, dark, dark island, he never lost since she first caught him masturbating just a few weeks ago. "Dad!" She said, when she walked into her parents' bedroom, and stroking his "little brother" suddenly became a "big brother, startled in his line of sight." He stopped, give cover at any embarrassment and humiliation. "I, I ..." His voice failed for a moment, his penis atrophy. "I am very relaxed. Thinking of you," his or her reaction surprised. "I want you, too, Dad and I stroked myself, feel the warm golden light, you have the same feeling? Why is small? " touch it, Sweet Alice see what happens. " At first Her contact is tentative. The feeling is so soft, like velvet - steel and velvet at the same time, my father began to moan a little, and then start planting. "Are you okay?" She asked, stroking him some more, amazed that she was able to do, just a simple touch. 18 and popular, her sexual experience is limited to a chaste kiss at a school dance. "Oh, yes, yes!" He said. "Please do not stop coming." "Mama do not do it?" she asked, and began to fondle his balls, feeling bolder, more powerful, and she has done. "No," he said. "No, she never would not people do not like you, do not stop, oh, yes, there is! Perfect." small Alice began to experiment. She was curious, I feel more and more warm, how can marvel at her father so helpless. She bent down close to look at "her" cock (she has felt her own), like a mushroom head. She wanted to taste it, lick it just a second, her father groaned aloud. "Yes! "He pleaded." "Try it. Suck it, please!" like her, carefully at first, and then like a lollipop, Dad began to squeeze her peaches and reached between her legs and stroked her. Alice is wet. So wet. Fire, perhaps like the father, she did not know, but she wanted to see her power to please them all can go. Dad screamed, some surprising. The warm "cream" overflow from his penis. It smelled different, unpleasant taste like what she had never drunk. This is from him. This is him and she let him do. She used "her" cock and make it explode. How cute, she thought. Mom can not do this, Sweet Alice would like to learn more. Her father taught her, so she groans and explosions, too. Then they will truly become one. A few weeks have passed, because they are too willing to share a new passion and fantasy, with his teacher and her students, but in the end it is in her cold mother, her desire for a dominant position. Affection and pride of her domineering Tiger Mom "style in stark contrast to the father for his daughter. She even father shave her pussy, her secret garden, carefully, slowly, before the show, so she just his touch and warm wet towel to wipe the shaving soap. Way, he pressed it just right, in the right place, her secret place, cleaning soap for him to send her to brief ecstasy - legs spread, her trembling arms leaning back, head flung back hair spill over into the press table, and said: "Come on, baby, come over." you little slut! Golden girl! " Now she is riding him? fourth or fifth time, or may be, a few days ago, their record, 6? It does not matter. important moment, and they went to her and squeezed her cat harder, watching him flinch, she was surprised at her own beauty, their common love and passion, her newfound powers. then, other things in the mirror she saw mother. bedroom door. her hand and looked outside to watch all you want, Sweet Alice stupid and Dad, and urging her harder and harder, and just let my mother could hear him now are my work between her legs. never and you go, I like this forum, because all the geeks
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So I haven't posted the music I've found for a while, so here's a big amount.

Acoustic guitar, soft chill song. I really need to find more of these.
Sick vid


Some dark ambient from Northaunt and Lustmord. Dark ambient are supposed to be long, so I chose a "shorter" 10 minutes long and a 20 minutes.
Sick vid

Sick vid


Some rediculous breakcore. Breakcore is simply put different music styles put together to make a single song. "pagan folk, jazz, dance, techno, classical, hardcore and death metal."
Sick vid

Sick vid


Some metal. I know barely nothing of the different metal genres, so just listen to it (if you feel like it).
Sick vid


Refound Weezer. Don't know why I ever stopped listening to them. Aaah, relaxed music.
Sick vid

Sick vid


Sinergy. Metal again. Yes.
Sick vid


Rediscovered Billy Talent. Used to listen to them 4-5 years ago, if I'm not mistaken.
Sick vid

Sick vid


Even more metal.
Sick vid


Also, recently found out that Evanescence had made a new album 2011, so I'm listening to that.
I have probably missed a few songs and bands but these are probably enough to post for a while.
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I have sub-dermal face kevlar. Go ahead. Just don't shoot me in my soft spot.
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You and I have disagreed over this point before many times, in fact, it's come up in this thread.

Besides, popularity, as SJ says, is a poor measure of... many things. If I went to tell most people that it is possible to decompose a sphere into two identical spheres the same size as the first one they likely would not believe me, but that doesn't stop it being right.

Now, fair enough there's not that great a comparison between abstract obscure mathematics and music (despite many mathematicians talking about the creative side of proof writing) but I feel that my point still somewhat stands. So much music today is mass-produced, design by committee; think of the kind of stuff that is squirted out of The X-Factor or something like Justin Bieber. My problem is that most mainstream music from nowadays strongly conforms to this pattern, be it rap or hip-hop or pop or god knows what. Or bland teenage soft rock.

All this and the fact that I totally disagree with the idea of music that is marketed towards a particular audience. I'd much rather artists made music that they wanted to make, without giving too much of a damn about who listened. Though I think that's a very small percentage nowadays.
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Some serious relax music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtxKeLK773A
My bass system has broken down so it's really relaxing with soft notes. Or, it's soft and nice for me. I've heard it's not really that relaxing otherwise.
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SRAW said:
Would fade to black by metallica be considered chill? since it's kinda soft...

edit: and also sanitarium by them

I used to listen to metallica pretty often, and even went to see them live. But lately i can't stand to listen to them, every one of their songs sound exactly the same.


SolidKAYOS said:
Theory of a dead man.

Theory of a deadman is good, and I listen to them every once in a while. But even though they are pretty slow, I don't find it very calming, hehe
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Would fade to black by metallica be considered chill? since it's kinda soft...

edit: and also sanitarium by them
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
I had a plan similair to that when I was back in PA. My buddies and I were going to build/buy a bunker. More than likely in the mountains with nice hard rock, rather than a field with soft soil.

I know of this cave thats like 10 minutes from your house that I found, and its in the side of a cliff, yet still somewhat easy to get to... that would be a pretty cool spot if you wanted to take the time filling it with supplies. Though I probably wouldn't use that, cuz I like having a view all the way around me so I know whats going on and if anyone is approaching.


That makes you that much easier of a target.


I suppose. But the way I see it, if you choose more of a hiding spot, your going to have to come out eventually (for food, supplies, etc.), and when you do, you will have no idea whats gonna be out there when you leave. If you've got a 360 view, you have the ability to know whats going on around you at all times. Also note that I won't be the only one there, there will be at least two other people there with me to help keep lookout and whatnot.



Oh, so I get the cave by myself, and you and your buds get a bunker in the field.
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
I had a plan similair to that when I was back in PA. My buddies and I were going to build/buy a bunker. More than likely in the mountains with nice hard rock, rather than a field with soft soil.

I know of this cave thats like 10 minutes from your house that I found, and its in the side of a cliff, yet still somewhat easy to get to... that would be a pretty cool spot if you wanted to take the time filling it with supplies. Though I probably wouldn't use that, cuz I like having a view all the way around me so I know whats going on and if anyone is approaching.


That makes you that much easier of a target.


I suppose. But the way I see it, if you choose more of a hiding spot, your going to have to come out eventually (for food, supplies, etc.), and when you do, you will have no idea whats gonna be out there when you leave. If you've got a 360 view, you have the ability to know whats going on around you at all times. Also note that I won't be the only one there, there will be at least two other people there with me to help keep lookout and whatnot.
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
I had a plan similair to that when I was back in PA. My buddies and I were going to build/buy a bunker. More than likely in the mountains with nice hard rock, rather than a field with soft soil.

I know of this cave thats like 10 minutes from your house that I found, and its in the side of a cliff, yet still somewhat easy to get to... that would be a pretty cool spot if you wanted to take the time filling it with supplies. Though I probably wouldn't use that, cuz I like having a view all the way around me so I know whats going on and if anyone is approaching.


That makes you that much easier of a target.


superjer said:
What??

That's not what I'm doing. I'm jumping right in the civil war, and to win it! Then I can establish my "Insurmountable SuperJerocracy for the New Millenium" (only 15 years late).


I don't believe in this country enough [anymore] to fight for it.
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sprinkles said:
I had a plan similair to that when I was back in PA. My buddies and I were going to build/buy a bunker. More than likely in the mountains with nice hard rock, rather than a field with soft soil.

I know of this cave thats like 10 minutes from your house that I found, and its in the side of a cliff, yet still somewhat easy to get to... that would be a pretty cool spot if you wanted to take the time filling it with supplies. Though I probably wouldn't use that, cuz I like having a view all the way around me so I know whats going on and if anyone is approaching.

superjer said:
What??

That's not what I'm doing. I'm jumping right in the civil war, and to win it! Then I can establish my "Insurmountable SuperJerocracy for the New Millenium" (only 15 years late).

Good luck
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I had a plan similair to that when I was back in PA. My buddies and I were going to build/buy a bunker. More than likely in the mountains with nice hard rock, rather than a field with soft soil.
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ok so i have a skybox set with a nice night sky... i have tried making light enviroments, lights and spot lights but no matter what i do NONE of them run !!!! basicaly i want to have a dark night type map that will have spot lights from place to place and inside some of my rooms i was gonna have like a soft red pulsing light ( like emergency back up lighting ) ... and i cant figure out why my crap wont work lol any ideas?
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I have soft spots for Facebook, if only because everyone I know at University, in fact, most of my friends are on Facebook.
attaion!!!!\


i have found the murderius people of superjer!!!!



straw a.k.a. ladey twecko





a.k.a. homey



Jrkookid a.k.a. irish drunk bastard



Mate de Vate {self explanitoray?}



molkman a.k.a. a civil war



NatureJay a.k.a. space ghost cost to cost



xXJigsaw23Xx a.k.a. he got chubs



superjer a.k.a. zombey to the computer



aj a.k.a. the nazi cat



Down Rodeo a.k.a. BIG ASS CAT





melloyellow a.k.a a soft surve

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=thecloudsystem
**BAD IMAGE**

cloud system a.k.a fucking idiut




eDan Co. a.k.a .......


{i dont know if i should do more...}


the people are highley dangrus they all know how to bust a nut on yo ass
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde #1. Havokk quickly absconded his mom's penis
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde #1. Havokk quickly absconded
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde one
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L0neW0lf said:
oH! yea...i made it a roof and workd :)...and abt "dumbass"...I m noob for this soft thats y.
but y did i heard the water flowing?? and y did my health keep on decreasing?
Anotha doubt,I created func_water but its harmless no health i decreasing how i will decrease players or bots health when they enter water?

First of all always check for an .err file before starting the game. If there is an .err file in your zhlt folder, don't play the map, instead you should try to find the problem.
The first thing you should do is to open your map in hammer and press alt+p then fix any problems that might come up.
Secondly open the .err file and see what it says. Sometimes the explanation in the .err file is logical enough.
If you still cannot find the problem, you can ask about it here and we'll help you (in which case you should post the content of the .err file if there is one).

Also read the mapping FAQ and before asking you can always use the search function as your question has probably been asked and answered before.

A func_water will only hurt a player if he swims in it for too long (lack of oxygen). If you want it to hurt the player as soon as he touches it, you have to cover the whole area of the func_water with trigger_hurt.

All in all, use your common sense when mapping. You cannot move if you're in a solid box, can you? (Actually you can't even be in a solid box, but that's beside the point now).
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oH! yea...i made it a roof and workd :)...and abt "dumbass"...I m noob for this soft thats y.
but y did i heard the water flowing?? and y did my health keep on decreasing?
Anotha doubt,I created func_water but its harmless no health i decreasing how i will decrease players or bots health when they enter water?
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Don't get me wrong; I like listening to my classical and that sort of thing but I don't feel I should restrict myself to that style (yes Edan jazz is very nice too). I'd say it's very difficult to draw any sane comparison between such different styles of music (TA still has an amazing soundtrack though; it is a little empty as it has been created purely for the game but is still very very good for that purpose). I'd disagree with Edan's statement quite strongly (many modern-day artists have gone through rather a lot of classical music training, I suppose I respect that, almost, much as I detest them).

NJ: yes, he has a very weird voice. In fact that's what my flatmates find the worst. I'm going to listen to them now to "stock up" as it were, before they return.

Oh - criticism. I find their songs to be rather similar lyrically, which can get boring, even if the songs themselves have a rather different tune.

I'll end with a rundown of the songs I like particularly, so far: I like "The Swish", "Knuckles", "Stuck Between Stations", "Hot Soft Light", "First Night" and "Chillout Tent", all from their first two albums. There are other good tunes on there too. My dad has their most recent which I will be stealing (figures as I did buy it online for him). Also, I bought Fleet Foxes at the same time. Not heard much of their stuff but I am interested; worthwhile purchase on the part of my dad?
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jrkookid said:
i can only imagine:

1. AaronJer dresses up
2. AaronJer forgets his keys
3. AJ runs back to get them
4. You two go out on anniversary
5. Ms.AJ "NAGS"
6. AJ be like "What the hell is she talking about? "
7. AJ magically gets horny
8. The dinner ends
9. The two of you go back to the house
10. AJ comforts Ms.AJ
11. AJ convinces Ms.AJ to get drunk together
12. The couple watches some porn from Soft ---------------------------> Hardcore
13. Turns off lights
14. Making Love

Good Job AaronJer!

and shut up rodeo i dont want to hear you nag about my grammar and/or english


Oh stop.Your making me horny just the thoughts of something AJ would never do for me.

OOOoooo
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i can only imagine:

1. AaronJer dresses up
2. AaronJer forgets his keys
3. AJ runs back to get them
4. You two go out on anniversary
5. Ms.AJ "NAGS"
6. AJ be like "What the hell is she talking about? "
7. AJ magically gets horny
8. The dinner ends
9. The two of you go back to the house
10. AJ comforts Ms.AJ
11. AJ convinces Ms.AJ to get drunk together
12. The couple watches some porn from Soft ---------------------------> Hardcore
13. Turns off lights
14. Making Love

Good Job AaronJer!

and shut up rodeo i dont want to hear you nag about my grammar and/or english
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I do not see a point in opening a soft porn category on this forum, no.
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Somehow I can't see AaronJer being the soft girl swept off her feet by the manful Dave Days...

Urgh, images, but I could totally see it with Havokk being the chick and AaronJer driving him off on a motorbike.
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A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.

While manipulating the man's body they noted that the word "tiny" was tattooed on the head of his penis.

Some months after the man's discharge, Mary, one of the nurses, tod Joan, the other, that she had dated their former patient.
"How could you go out with a man that had 'tiny' tattooed on his love stick?" exclaimed Joan.

"How could I indeed!" said Mary. "It said 'tiny' when it was soft, but when aroused, it spelled:
'Tiny's Delicatessen & Catering Service. We deliver at all times, twenty-four hours a day!!!'"
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"jrkookid" said:
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I'm in room 1221."



Shit i have to try that!
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
more soft drinks!


soft drinks i say!
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I thought it was soft.
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You know, Conrad. Soft belly? Fondness for brisket? Whiskers measuring astronomical units in length?
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yeh thats because you shouldn't drink soft drink for fucking breakfast
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Way too much Horse Porn,
SuperJer, please clean your site,
I couldn't find files.

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Dumb Double Monkey,
Don't you know your final doom?
It will be too hot.

Your honies will leave,
After bitter complaining,
their soft skin will burn.

The party is gone,
Is as if Fulminated
by a lightless fire.

On another note,
I don't like the way you talk,
put a cork in it.