Birds and shit, yo.

Birds and shit, yo.

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aaronjer
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Birds love me, man. I mean seriously don't even try this shit yourself, you have to be super holy for God to make this happen. I mean cherubs be up in here following me around with stoups of holy water just in case I get a sick biznasty thirst that needs righteous quenching. What do you mean you don't know what a stoup is go read a book (LIKE THE BIBLE) and learn to be more knowledgeable about sacramental shit, dog
 
 
2012 Feb 1 at 22:19 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
You're fat.
 
 
2012 Feb 1 at 22:49 PST
Down Rodeo
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2012 Feb 2 at 06:34 PST
SRAW
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Why are you all talking about aaronjer's fatness when the whole topic is supposed to be about birds?
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2012 Feb 2 at 14:01 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

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2012 Feb 2 at 14:08 PST
SRAW
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Unlike you I tend to try to stay on topic and be friendly to the forum users, SORREH
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2012 Feb 2 at 14:46 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
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I wish we had snow...
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 14:51 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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sprinkles said:
I wish we had snow...


lolfag, I got snow AND it sucked, cause we couldn't leave the house for food
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2012 Feb 2 at 15:15 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Lol, let's all laugh at SRAW, cuz he doesn't have food.
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2012 Feb 2 at 16:26 PST
aaronjer
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HE CAN HAVE MY FOOD BECAUSE I AM SO FAT! But seriously I'm not fat, SJ is the fat one. I'm as fit as fit can be.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 16:36 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Oh...
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 17:10 PST
aaronjer
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I don't think you understand how fat SJ is.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 17:33 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Did you have some sort of food or something in your hands?
Cuz if not, you should probably get an exorcism done... just in case. Birds don't usually do that, I think, so you must be possessed.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 17:40 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
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by some sort of bird demon.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 21:25 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
From here on out, imma call AJ Swain.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 21:32 PST
aaronjer
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Well, I do give them food... but then they commonly just hang out on me somewhere from anywhere between 5 seconds to two minutes. I've had one roost on my head before. That was truly glorious. I'm on top of Tiger Mountain so often they see me as a fairly permanent fixture now and that my arrival means tasty snacks.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 21:38 PST — Ed. 2012 Feb 2 at 21:39 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
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swain said:
...SJ is the fat one.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
 
2012 Feb 2 at 21:50 PST
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I haven't had birds on my head. Just birds on my legs. Fucking hanging out and shit. Goddamn.

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2012 Feb 2 at 23:38 PST
Outcast
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh man. SRAW wants us to remain ontopic...


Seriously,that got me worried.
 
 
2012 Feb 3 at 01:06 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
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This is closely related to the story of
 
 
2012 Feb 3 at 02:10 PST
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
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its like the bird is a magical godess and you are saying to the bird

Yes I arrived .

Then the bird says

BOW TO ME ..

then you

your wish is my command oh great one
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2012 Feb 3 at 14:09 PST
aaronjer
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I often genuflect for birds.
 
 
2012 Feb 3 at 14:50 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

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That sure is one ability that attracts the ladies!

Also, you look like a zombie in these pictures.
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2012 Feb 4 at 10:14 PST — Ed. 2012 Feb 4 at 10:15 PST
NatureJay
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It was cold, and the wind was blowing. It's hard not to look like you might be undead in those pictures. After I finished taking the shots, my hands literally hurt from how cold it was getting.
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2012 Feb 4 at 10:58 PST — Ed. 2012 Feb 4 at 10:59 PST
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