Black&White

Black&White

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Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
A black person walked into a bar. A white person approached him and said "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK.
When you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Just thought I'd post this. Don't ask why. Or else...
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Apr 14 at 11:16 PDT — Ed. 2009 Apr 14 at 11:16 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Heh, this is pretty clever.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2009 Apr 14 at 11:50 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
ha never thought of it that way even thou i aint black or white
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2009 Apr 14 at 12:57 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
i heard it before but it still made me laugh to hear it again
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Apr 14 at 17:17 PDT
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
LOLS
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2009 May 15 at 08:36 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
FallingShit said:
LOLS


I'm in the middle of reading all of your new posts, but so far things are not looking too good for your password.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2009 May 16 at 04:41 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Ah, Edan, if it were ever possible for a man to love an admin, I'm stopping this sentence RIGHT HERE.
 
 
2009 May 16 at 04:52 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Who is that?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 May 16 at 07:14 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Havokk Edge said:
Who is that?

Who do you think it is?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 May 16 at 13:03 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
I think he wondered if an admin had ended my sentence declaring undying love for Edan prematurely but no, it was always like that.
 
 
2009 May 16 at 13:26 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I want my answer
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 May 16 at 15:28 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
no....
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 May 17 at 00:05 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Havokk Edge said:
I want my answer

We're not entirely sure what the question is bucko and I don't think 42 fits...
 
 
2009 May 17 at 05:02 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I'm unsure as well where the question was pointing at.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2009 May 17 at 05:49 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
I don't think 42 fits...

lol You think he's a mouse?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 May 17 at 09:57 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 17 at 09:58 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2009 May 17 at 13:16 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Havokk Edge said:
Who is that?

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 May 17 at 13:25 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Havokk Edge said:
Havokk Edge said:
Who is that?


Who is who? Name the person you're asking about! Say which post you are referencing!
 
 
2009 May 17 at 13:27 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 17 at 13:27 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
no....



im sorey if i didnt make it clear

hell no
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 May 17 at 14:59 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
Maybe we should cut Edan's head open!

Did I not get something?

Also, Havokk, who the hell are you talking about?
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2009 May 17 at 23:24 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
eDan Co. said:
Did I not get something?

It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.
 
 
2009 May 18 at 04:08 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
There was a movie and I quite liked it. You probably neglect it because of not-likeing though, eh?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2009 May 18 at 06:29 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Nope, definitely no Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie... There was some kind of movie about not being funny in space a few years ago but nope, no h2g2.
 
 
2009 May 18 at 06:52 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
(a trilogy in five parts)

Actually there are 6 parts.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 May 18 at 07:48 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
The Salmon of doubt? From what I've seen of that, it was Dirk Gently, but might not have ended that way...
 
 
2009 May 18 at 08:36 PDT
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