CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

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molkman
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Chuck Norris can google on yahoo.
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2008 May 27 at 09:07 PDT
aaronjer
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Chuck Norris was born already holding a Congressional Medal of Honor, which he got for roundhouse kicking Hitler through 18 feet of solid concrete.
 
 
2008 May 27 at 23:19 PDT
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CHUCK NORRIS said that SRAW RULEZZZZ
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2008 May 28 at 00:03 PDT
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Chuck Norris can bang his wife in all holes at the same time.
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Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 28 at 00:06 PDT
molkman
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SRAW said:
CHUCK NORRIS said that SRAW RULEZZZZ

But that, looking at the facts style, would mean that you don't rule and nobody says it. Think about it.
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2008 May 28 at 01:08 PDT
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S=Sucks
R=Raw
A=Anal
W=Winnies


SRAW
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Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 28 at 01:14 PDT
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Picked by the man Himself!!!


* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

*

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 28 at 02:07 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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* I just had to say this because I thought of it

Chuck Norris can mess with THE ZOHAN!!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 May 29 at 16:54 PDT
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Chuck Norris made the B.L.A.C.K M.A.T.E.R.I.A....and used it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 30 at 01:03 PDT
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Edit: Chuck Norris can win a poker game with one card
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2008 May 30 at 02:26 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 05:30 PDT
eDan Co.
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SRAW said:
Chuck Norris can win a poker game with a 2 of Clubs


So can I... Flush.
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2008 May 30 at 05:27 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 05:28 PDT
Down Rodeo
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In fact, could be straight flush. Assuming Texas Hold 'em rules you could have say a 2 and 4 of clubs and have the 3 5 and 6 out. In which case you have likely won, excluding the 7 8 or 9 being out and one of the remaining two being on someone's hand. But now we are getting silly.
 
 
2008 May 30 at 05:44 PDT
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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Down Rodeo , yo momma's a gambler
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2008 May 30 at 05:45 PDT
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2008 May 30 at 05:47 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 05:49 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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YA Im the gambler HERE AND THE DRUNK!!! AND DAMMIT I WANT SOME RECOGNISHION Sobs*
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 May 30 at 05:48 PDT
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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chuck norris can uberslap u
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2008 May 30 at 05:55 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2008 May 30 at 05:56 PDT
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Seriously Dude....
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Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 30 at 09:28 PDT
CornJer
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I still think my chuck norris joke was the best.
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2008 Jun 1 at 10:54 PDT
eDan Co.
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CornJer said:
I still think my chuck norris joke was the best.


3rd best, after Aaronjer's.
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2008 Jun 1 at 11:23 PDT
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u seem to have forgotten i was no1
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2008 Jun 1 at 23:13 PDT
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2008 Jun 2 at 14:51 PDT
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wtf
i meant
number 1 chuck norris fact
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2008 Jun 2 at 20:36 PDT
eDan Co.
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So it's a fact that you are no one?
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2008 Jun 3 at 06:42 PDT
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You guys are stupid..The best Chuck Norris fact EVER given out was by Chuck Norris!
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Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jun 3 at 17:00 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jun 3 at 17:01 PDT
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