Dream Time

Dream Time

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Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
fedex _ said:
ok i had this weird ass dream that all these people where following me for no reason and i all looked at them and said why are all you people are following me , am i someone famous or a ghost please tell me , they just stood there and are not answering me , so i walk in to this place and i see all the people are just standing there behind this gate and not daring to come past it . so i walk in this place and ask this man that was siting down on a chair and he seen me and said , your not like one of them. and i asked this weird man what do you mean , he said these people are like zombies they deal with only each other , and dont bother talkin to outsiders . and i said to him so then why you are the only one talkin to me . he says cause i aint like one of them . i threaten all of them and said if you dare come past this gate i will kill all of yous , and they all walked away from my house , so i was just payin attention to this man , and then i asked him how can i get back home , he asked me where do you come from. i told him california . he tells me well get used to this town , cause once your here you can never leave , just like me the man told me . and i started to freak out and asked him why i cannot leave here i need to go back home to my family and friends . he said look what happend to me , u think i want to live here , i cannot leave for no money in the world , i been stuck in this god forsaken town for 35 years and i cannot leave . so then i calmed down and kept talkin to this man , then i asked him why we cannot leave , he says ........ and that when i woked up and kept tellin my self what kinda fucked up dream was that...

...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2010 Jul 15 at 02:52 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 15 at 02:52 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jul 15 at 03:49 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
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right?
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 15 at 10:30 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jul 15 at 11:03 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Srsly. Fedex. Rewrite that mofo in The King's English and I will read the shit out of it.
 
 
2010 Jul 16 at 03:41 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Down Rodeo said:
Ohmigod, superjer should totally include support for columns.


fedex _ said:
ok i had this weird ass dream that all these people where following me for no reason and i all looked at them and said why are all you people are following me , am i someone famous or a ghost please tell me , they just stood there and are not answering me , so i walk in to this place and i see all the people are just standing there behind this gate and not daring to come past it . so i walk in this place and ask this man that was siting down on a chair and he seen me and said , your not like one of them. and i askedthis weird man what do you mean ,he said these people are like zombies they deal with only each other , and dont bother talkin to outsiders . and i said to him so then why you are the only one talkin to me . he says cause i aint like one of them . i threaten all of them and said if you dare come past this gate i will kill all of yous , and they all walked away from my house , so i was just payin attention to this man , and then i asked him how can i get back home , he asked me where do you come from. i told him california . he tells me well get used to this town , cause once your here you cannever leave , just like me the man told me . and i started to freak out and asked him why i cannot leave here i need to go back home to my family and friends . he said look what happend to me , u think i want to live here , i cannot leave for no money in the world , i been stuck in this god forsaken town for 35 years and i cannot leave . so then i calmed down and kept talkin to this man , then i asked him why we cannot leave , he says ........ and that when i woked up and kept tellin my self what kinda fucked up dream was that...

 
 
2010 Jul 16 at 16:29 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 16 at 16:36 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jul 16 at 16:40 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
<3!
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 16 at 21:40 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
subadar.. never fails to astound us with his non-retardedness
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Jul 16 at 21:43 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
We love you Superjer!


Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jul 17 at 07:45 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 17 at 07:46 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
uhhh there all c-cups D:
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 17 at 10:05 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
haha my favorite
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2010 Jul 17 at 19:48 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
uhhh there all c-cups D:


3xC=Awesome. (899377374 m/s)

The smaller the better? I'm obviously a pervert .
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
2010 Jul 17 at 20:21 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
haha my favorite

-High Fives-
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jul 17 at 22:19 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jul 18 at 05:39 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Shut the fuck up. You'd all take anything you could get and you know it. Except SuperJer... he is very finicky about titties. Fininititicky or something.

And now that I've actually read that column dream: CALIFORNIA IS A BLACK HOLE FROM WHICH NO MAN EVER ESCAPES EVEN WITH ALL OF THESE MONIES.
 
 
2010 Jul 18 at 20:21 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 18 at 20:25 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
As regards taking what I could get, I guess so, were I to go out with a woman I would not place too much of a focus on how large her chest was.

I love California, I don't think I could live there, but I definitely want to holiday there again.
 
 
2010 Jul 19 at 03:30 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Well, I just fell asleep while this thread was in front of me. I was only asleep for twenty minutes or so, but I dreamed the fuck out of those twenty minutes.

It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.

My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.

I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.

I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.

Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.

 
 
2010 Jul 19 at 03:36 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 19 at 03:37 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jul 19 at 03:42 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
baddass manuver
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 19 at 12:10 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
You want like a good handfull, not too much though.

I second that
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jul 21 at 15:33 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I just finally took the time to read Aaronjers latest story..my eyes hurt..but..that was...beautiful.

There should be movies.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jul 23 at 00:45 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 23 at 00:45 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
I've never felt so dejected as when I was turned down by a prostitute... with one glance!
 
 
2010 Jul 23 at 11:41 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
aaronjer said:
I've never felt so dejected as when I was turned down by a prostitute... with one glance!

Is it because so many prostitutes want you that you actually dream of one just rejecting you?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jul 23 at 15:52 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
casue you have a big dick
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 23 at 16:25 PDT
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