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aaronjer
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What the hell are you talking about? How would you know what I never said if you didn't read what I said?
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 00:03 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 00:03 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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Havokk Edge said:
???????????????? You never said write a ...Never mind I'm not even ganna go there...I didn't say the dream was bad! for that mater i never said anything bad about it!Or anything about it!.I'm just to lazy to read..something that..big.!...YOU DID SAY YOU DIDN"T EXPECT US TO READ IT!


then don't fuckin post about it ! OMG
it would have been better for you to just don't read it and pretend you don't know about it ......

BTW: he did say that you can write an essay ... but how would you know ?
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 01:10 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 01:12 PST
aaronjer
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Wait! I forgot. Mellow gets +10 reciprocal points for all the Mell-o points, and Biggins gets +10 points for complimenting my subconcious.

It looks like Mell-o points were useful after all!
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 03:28 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 03:35 PST
melloyellow582
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40 for aaronjer!
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 09:22 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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melloyellow582 said:
40 for aaronjer!


yeah now your gonna give all the admins mello points you can get normal points

Btw thnx aaronjer ( at least i got some points at last )
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 12:35 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 12:35 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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ohh and aaronjer i was thinking of illustrating your finisher and make it into a graphic art( that means drawn with a frikin pencil for the people who don't know ) illustration/picture

so it was a dusty white skeleton with a purple hooded cloak and a spear that could teleport
that would be enough , but can you make a more precise description ?
or you don't remember anymore ? ( im thinking more along line of spears form ,how it looked and the finishers jewelery or something like that) so i can make a drawing that describes your "vision" better
or should i just use my dumb imagination ?

sorry for the useless posting
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 12:51 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 13:02 PST
aaronjer
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The finisher was actually kinda grayish. It looked "like" a skeleton, but was fairly obviously carved out of some kind of rock. It had some rough edges on it. The cloak was long enough to touch the floor and a very faded purple, and the spear looked like it was made out of the same thing as the skellington. My closest approximation as to what the spear looked like is a yari (a kind of spear) made out of stone. Like the Finisher, the spear was somewhat unpolished. It had nothing on it whatsoever in the dream, but if you want to tie a ribbon around it somewhere I'm not going to complain. Coso WAS dusty though, being out in the desert and all.

It also had what looked like bandages wrapped around it's forearms, shins and feet, and around it's skull. I don't really know what those were for... It had no clothes other than those bandages and the cloak. Come to think of it, I can't figure out why it had the cloak either. It had no obvious use for it. I suppose nobody ever said it had to make sense. It didn't have any missing teeth or bones or anything, it was in good condition.

Also... the "spear that could teleport" was one of those awkward sentence problems I mentioned at the beginning. The SPEAR doesn't teleport. The Finisher teleports.
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 15:59 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 16 at 15:59 PST
melloyellow582
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2005 Mar 21 • 12860
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bow chicka wow wowwwww
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 18:16 PST
Down Rodeo
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2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2008 Feb 16 at 21:16 PST
SolidKAYOS
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2007 Jun 24 • 84
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No one likes me here...

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 21:46 PST
aaronjer
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We don't dislike you, we just think you post impulsively. Declaring this and that about what I said before reading my post. Honestly, it brings me no displeasure, I think it's pretty funny when you get confused.
 
 
2008 Feb 16 at 22:17 PST
CornJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Aaron, your a dick , but honestly thats one of the most amazing stories I have read. Really, I am honestly quite astounded at that. I seriously think you should write a book about that, cause thats a really compelling and interesting story you have there. I'd read it in a heartbeat-despite me hating fantasy books. I'd even buy it myself.

10/10

EDIT @ Soopyjams: FEAR still rocks, even at 640x480 (I play at 1024xSomething)
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Feb 17 at 00:46 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 17 at 00:47 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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ok thanks for the description . im gonna start drawing once im done with a noter project .. im not gonna have any problem with the spear
i actually have a yari spear ( purely decorative of course , i have a collection of ancient weapons -only cheap copies - hanging on a wall )

EDIT: only problem is that my scanner doesn't work
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 17 at 01:21 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 17 at 01:23 PST
aaronjer
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Anything can be accomplished with the power of love. Just open your heart, and the picture will tranfer itself into a digital format.

Oh, and I can't really write if I don't have a dream to base it on. I've tried, but without actually seeing what it is I'm describing I'm pretty terrible at writing about it.

Scratch that... I'm terrible at writing NON-COMEDY things. I can ALWAYS write comedy, I don't need a dream for that.
 
 
2008 Feb 17 at 01:24 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 17 at 01:26 PST
aaronjer
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Heeeey... I just read that dream and realized there's something that happened in the dream that I never wrote down. I remember telling people about it, but somehow it never got into the written version. I took some liberties with the dialogue. I really have no idea what was said, just the general gist of how the situation and conversation went.

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When I was escaping over the rooftops after all my soldiers had been killed, the girl I had saved was chasing after me. She definetly did not recognize me, which was understandable... I never spoke to her and she was only in my presence for a couple minutes.

She had become, by a wide margin, the best combatant in the town. This, I am sure, was because I infused her with demonic power as a side-effect when I brought her back to life. Without that power I'm sure she wouldn't have ever learned how to fight at all. She was also wearing strangely modern clothes. It was very out of place, but I didn't realize until I woke up. She had a white tank top and slightly less bright khaki pants. Not the kind of khakis with an overzealous number of pockets down the sides, they were very nearly slacks. Why am I mentioning this?

The girl had obviously been falsely convinced that my posse and I were planning to attack the town, because I don't think her mother would let her grow up to have such an arbitrary enmity towards empire soldiers. The rest of the city's guards couldn't possibly keep up with us. She chased after me exactly as quickly as I ran away. I was faster than her for sure, but I had no idea where I was going. I spent a good deal of time rounding corners into dead-ends and gracelessly tripping over pets and outdoor furniture. As I was running from her I had been grazed by a few near misses of whatever spell she was hurling at me and it was certainly the kind of magic that is designed to kill demons. I wasn't EXACTLY a demon, but it still did not bode well for me.

I really can't put into words the sheer amount of frustration I felt at this point. She was an opponent that I could probably defeat with only a little effort, but I couldn't fight back! There was NO WAY I was going to kill this girl, or even so much as attack her, after all I did to keep her alive. And all that is without mentioning that she's got her mother's rather enchanting features, minus 20 something years of wear and tear.

I eventually took too many wrong turns and ended up in a courtyard with only one exit that wasn't thuroughly blockaded by barricades or unintentional obstacles. Neither of us had spoken during the chase, and I was at a total loss for words. What was I to say in a situation like that?

The girl's eyes had the look of a professional warrior. No hesitation, just a noticable squint as if she was trying to focus on me so she could react if I suddenly bolted in one direction or the other. She had a barely noticable smirk, however, that betrayed the "fighting for justice and honor" attitude she was clearly attempting to potray. She was enjoying this. A lot. I don't think she's ever had a real opponent before. Just the fact that she couldn't immediately catch me was probably igniting a killer instinct she didn't even know she had. That's what her face told me, anyway. And if I thought it, it is therefore true.

She swung her hand before her as if she was attempting to lightly backhand an invisible being that had displeased her. It was the same spell she had been casting at me before. Lv. 20 Holy Bolt or something. I dunno. It was white, shiney and about as fast and difficult to avoid as an angry bee. I did not avoid it, I merely slapped it out of existence much in the same way she slapped it in. It stung like a bitch and left my fingers partially numb, but I didn't make it apparent.

"Apparently you underestimated our city. You came here expecting resistance, didn't you? Why won't you fight me?" She asked directly and with a clear degree of petulance.

It was obvious that she wasn't asking just out of curiousity. I believe she had been expecting a challenging fight, and hadn't yet procured one from me... and so she was pissed.

"I don't know why, but I was expecting you to be a lot more innocent."

"What is that supposed to mean?" She sounded like she had no time for my nonesense. Like she wasn't really asking a question so much as she was dismissing what I said entirely.

She stepped closer by a few feet, she stayed just out of reach of my spear, not that I intended to use it. I wasn't even holding it in a combative stance.

I was desperately attempting to think of what to say to her to remind her of who I was. I refused to just blurt it out. A situation like this required a certain amount of wit to leave a really good impression. I didn't feel I was in particularly severe danger of being killed by her.

"You know, you never asked me why I came here."

She looked like she was about to say something, when I decided to jam my spear down into the ground and let go of it, as a sign that I carried no hostility with me. Apparently she took this as either the beginning of an attack, or as an opening. Maybe both. Her sudden change from a thoughtful expression to a sucker punch in the abdomen caught me foolishly off guard. I do believe she used that spell at the moment her fist connected with me, because it burned a hole in my shirt. What the HELL is up with me and getting my shirt trashed? Why does this town aggress my torso garments so? Ahem... anyway. Much to my dismay, her blow had been enough to inhibit my ability to stand or defend myself in any effective fashion. It had also thrown me back against a wall, but the wall was only at arm's length away from me to begin with. I fell like a bag of hammers on to my ass, one knee up against my chest and my other leg draped uselessly up onto a curb. It wasn't painful so much as it was a total loss of feeling. I could tell it would hurt a lot when the numbness faded, and I wasn't particularly fond of the idea of looking down to see if she'd made a hole clear through me or not.

Finally she showed some sign that she wasn't a killing machine. I had time to catch my breath, because she didn't seem to know what to do with me now that I was defeated. She just kinda stared at me for a moment like she was hoping somebody else would come along and finish me off, or that I'd just die on my own.

"You know, if you kill me... the God of Karma is going to come down and personally drag you through the gates of hell."

"What?" This time she looked truly confused, and not dismissive as she was before.

"Besides, your mother told me I'd always be welcome. You'd be making her a liar."

Now she looked REALLY confused. She started to speak, but cut off without uttering a word. Her expression melted from a furrowed brow into the wide-eyed stare of sudden realization.

"You're-" She choked.

"Yes, this would be the second time I've suffered severe stomach trauma on your account."

She couldn't speak, she put her hand over her mouth and just stared at me like she had run over her best friend's dog.

"I-" She attempted to start again.

"I'll be generous. If you promise to stop purging me with holy fire, I'll let this whole thing go."

"But I-"

She was very visibly distressed at this point. On the verge of tears, which I was actually glad to see. I didn't demonify her too much. The fact that somebody was actually showing empathy towards me was enough to make me not particularly care that I was probably still going to die at the hands of her friends.

...and I don't remember anything detailed after this point. Just that people decided to kick her out of town for not killing me, or something to that effect.

 
 
2008 Feb 17 at 08:12 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 17 at 08:18 PST
Mr. Ribbon
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You said that "Mr. Unappreciative" had one hell of a mustache, or something to that effect... care to elaborate?
Bebop and scat or I'll skin you like a bear!
 
 
2008 Feb 19 at 07:39 PST
aaronjer
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No. But I will anyway, just for you. It was big and poofy and similar to a Mario mustache. So large, in fact, that it was rarely possible to actually see his mouth.

Can I help you with anything else, SIR?
 
 
2008 Feb 19 at 07:44 PST
melloyellow582
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2005 Mar 21 • 12860
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yeah, id like a forty-three sky high, and an eight-seven; hold the triangles.
 
 
2008 Feb 19 at 12:27 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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that was an uninspired idea

i would have ordered a cappuccino ( accent on would have )
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 19 at 13:52 PST
SolidKAYOS
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2007 Jun 24 • 84
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a three-ringr ringr doo dat uh blingr and some mexi nuggets
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 19 at 13:52 PST
aaronjer
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WHAT THE HELL!! Biggins! I want fan-art of my subconcious, and I want it NOW!

Please?
 
 
2008 Feb 20 at 22:28 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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yeah i have a little problem with Pe$t here ( hes an idiot )

he says that if finisher coso's carved out of rock, then he should have much wider shoulders then in my drawing , hes going more along lines of a stone golem ( you know big, heavy, wide shoulders and very ugly piece of rock )

i made my sketch more like a normal skeleton ( just a bit wider and stranger form ) and carved out of rock with sharp metallic edges ( so its more like a metallic rock not a simple color )

maybe the metallic part isn't that good but i think that it would be overreacting to make it more like a stone golem then a skeleton
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 21 at 01:04 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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PS: really fucking slow progress with the drawing because of an architecture project i got at school

( its fuckin hard ! )
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 21 at 01:07 PST
aaronjer
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Well, it IS made of stone (albeit weird magical stone). And it IS technically a golem... but as I said before, it looks (mostly) like a normal skeleton. If it was 100 feet away you couldn't distinguish between it and actual bones.

More than anything else, it looks like somebody attempted to carve a model of an anatomically correct skeleton out of rock, but never finished polishing off and sanding down a lot of the rough edges.
 
 
2008 Feb 21 at 07:05 PST
begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
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so i was right (kinda) ?

yes pest can suck it
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Feb 21 at 11:47 PST
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