I Was Choosen

I Was Choosen

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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
the_cloud_system said:

That what you get paid monthly cloudy, not bi-monthly



@Sprinkles - lolwut... They better not pay me that low
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 13:56 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I don't think all that money would make up for getting shouted at in the face and basically turning into a primate.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 14:16 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 18 at 14:16 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
molkman said:
I don't think all that money would make up for getting shouted at in the face and basically turning into a primate.

That pretty much only happens during basic training, and maybe during AIT depending on who your superiors are. Once you get assigned to a job, it's just like having a citizen job (unless you get shipped out to war). And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 14:35 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Rockbomb said:
the_cloud_system said:

That what you get paid monthly cloudy, not bi-monthly



@Sprinkles - lolwut... They better not pay me that low



I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 14:44 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Rockbomb said:
And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it

Guy I will be deployed within 3-6 months of getting back home.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 15:45 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it

Guy I will be deployed within 3-6 months of getting back home.

And in that 3-6 months, you'll be able to do whatever the fuck you want.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 15:49 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
sprinkles said:
Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?


Well, the other option is that you're just really fucking stupid and actually WANT to be in the army... I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt there, but I guess I was wrong!

That also means that the "suck at everything else" actually applies though. I really was assuming you were doing it for the money at first.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 16:00 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 18 at 16:02 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
sprinkles said:
Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?
 
 
2011 Sep 21 at 17:21 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Well... now you're just trolling. Which I applaud!
 
 
2011 Sep 21 at 17:51 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
fuck, i would kill people for money.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 21 at 18:59 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
aaronjer said:
Well... now you're just trolling. Which I applaud!

No.
 
 
2011 Sep 21 at 19:30 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
fuck, i would kill people for money.


You would kill people for half a tennis ball!
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 01:05 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Where is the patriotic spirit?
Free Steam Games
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 02:10 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
SRAW said:
Where is the patriotic spirit?

IN MY PANTS
BOO
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 08:13 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 22 at 08:14 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
phoenix_r said:
SRAW said:
Where is the patriotic spirit?

IN MY PANTS

HIS PANTS ARE HAUNTED
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 10:13 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
How could they not be? They contain this life and everything after.
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 15:23 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life,_the_Universe_and_Everything

kinda fitting because its a Hitchhikers book thing.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 19:57 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
How could they not be? They contain this life and everything after.

Then there's a chance that his pants contain the reason why sprinkles joined the military.

Let's go spelunking
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2011 Sep 22 at 22:14 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
We already know why Sprinkles joined the military. The important thing is that we chart the inside of Zjam's pants. Everyone look around you and send in a diagram of your surroundings.

Technically, no one has ever NOT been spelunking in ZachJer's pants.
 
 
2011 Sep 23 at 04:44 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 23 at 04:45 PDT
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