I Was Choosen

I Was Choosen

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sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
So the Army choose me to go to h8 school.
 
 
2011 Sep 14 at 16:02 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 14 at 16:15 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
I guess that would make sense. Army guys I've seen have been polite and friendly to the point of it being conspicuous. They must beat the hate out of people somehow...

There was a whole platoon, maybe even a company, of army guys going up Mount Si on Tuesday. I beat them to the top like it weren't nuthin' by like 10 minutes and they weren't all mad about it or anything, even though they were super competitive with each other. In fact, I haven't been called 'sir' that much in my entire life.
 
 
2011 Sep 14 at 16:18 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
You should have lied to them and said you were a former navy seal instructor and get even moar sires
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2011 Sep 14 at 17:58 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Did you pass them, or were you in front the whole time?
 
 
2011 Sep 14 at 18:58 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
We started at the same time... so... yes.
 
 
2011 Sep 15 at 04:51 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
I was chosen to be transferred @ Cyprus.
 
 
2011 Sep 16 at 23:41 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
I was chosen to be the chosen one.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 04:46 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
Rockbomb said:
I'm a dogfucker.

BOO
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 09:00 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I don't understand why anyone would go to the army. Do you have to go or can you get around it?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 10:58 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 17 at 10:58 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
molkman said:
I don't understand why anyone would go to the army. Do you have to go or can you get around it?

There hasn't been a draft in a long time... so anyone who is currently in the Army, is there by choice.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 11:52 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
hes doing this to get rich.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 14:17 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 17 at 14:17 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
People join the army either because they suck at everything else or because they want to pile up money. You have no expenses when you're in the military so even with low pay you kinda rake in the cash.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 18:09 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
aaronjer said:
suck at everything else


Then why aren't you in the military and on a slightly moar serious note, why don't beggars/homeless homos join the military
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2011 Sep 17 at 19:17 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
cause they are weak pussy fish!

and also they are low self esteem assholes that depend on people to do things for them
no one does aneything for them
them being homeless
cycle
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 21:21 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Yet you're the guy who on his yahoo answers account asks what he should get for his 16th birthday cause his father went into his room and asked
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2011 Sep 17 at 22:01 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
just being alpha as shit cause, wouldn't you want to get the most out of your birthday?
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 17 at 22:50 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
I have just found out down rodeo's real name is Duncan McBain.
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2011 Sep 18 at 08:07 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
aaronjer said:
People join the army either because they suck at everything else or because they want to pile up money. You have no expenses when you're in the military so even with low pay you kinda rake in the cash.

Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 08:54 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
sprinkles said:
aaronjer said:
People join the army either because they suck at everything else or because they want to pile up money. You have no expenses when you're in the military so even with low pay you kinda rake in the cash.

Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?

You wanted to sleep in the same room with a bunch of other males, right?
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 08:57 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
if i would join the military it would be for
1 the money
2 the travel
3 respect
4 money money money


being payed roughly 1,600 bimonthly is a great deal.

edit: then there's Hazard pay for army and a whole lot of other things (free housing, no tax, blablablabla)
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 11:15 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 18 at 11:18 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
the_cloud_system said:
being payed roughly 1,600 bimonthly is a great deal.

Lolwat... To get that amount of pay you'd have to be like an e7 with 10 years of service...

Sprinkles is probably making about 1600-1700 a month (800-850 bimonthly). Which really isn't that much... not even $20k a year.

But, like it's been pointed out, you do get to keep most of that money, cuz there's not really any expenses you have to pay. And also, if he ends up getting shipped out, he'll get war-pay, which afaik is considerably more.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 11:30 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
molkman said:
I don't understand why anyone would go to the army. Do you have to go or can you get around it?


Dunno about other countries but here you gotta do your military service once you're 18.That being said you can get 3 or more years of postponement if you gotta go to college and such stuff.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 11:52 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles is probably making about 1600-1700 a month (800-850 bimonthly). Which really isn't that much... not even $20k a year.

No, I get paid $614 biweekly. $1200ish a month.
But soon I will be getting more for h8 certified. :P
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 11:54 PDT — Ed. 2011 Sep 18 at 11:58 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
e2*

http://www.navycs.com/2012-military-pay-chart.html
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Sep 18 at 12:10 PDT
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