My new hobby!

My new hobby!

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DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
There is a site where you chat with strangers called

www.omegle.com

i go there and prank people. so do your own and post it here.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl
You: HI WELCOME TO THE OMEGLE GAMESHOW WHERE YOU WIN REAL CASH!
You: FIRST QUESTION!
Stranger: lol
You: There is a girl, a bike, and a pizza. you have to fuck one, eat one, and sell one. What order?
You: 30 SEC
Stranger: ummh fuck a girl
You: 25 sec
You: 20 sec
Stranger: eat a pizza and sell a bike
Stranger: done
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: hahhaha
You: you won 25c!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
 
2009 Oct 13 at 19:39 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 13 at 19:44 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!!
Stranger: listen if you are not capable of acting normal, please disconnect?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey
You: HAAAY
You: MY NAME IS BORAT
You: I LIKE YOU
You: I LIKE SEX
You: ITS NICE!!!!!
Stranger: OMFG you are using patter from 5 years ago!
Stranger: :D
You: oh, im sorry, hang on
You: *ahem*
You: My namea Bruno
You: I am fashon desiginer
You: of brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
 
2009 Oct 13 at 19:42 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
This one is my favorite!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DO YOU HATE LEXI?
You: OMG YES
You: I DOOO!
You: DO YOU??
Stranger: YES I DO!
You: I HATE HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL BETTER THAN US!
Stranger: YEAH ME TOO.
Stranger: SHE SAID "OH WHATEVERE TO ME"
You: JUST CAUSE SHE WEARS THEM SKANKY SLUTTY SHORT SHORTS
Stranger: SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT.
Stranger: HEY BITCH.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT?
Stranger: DON'T TALK ABOUT LEXI THAT WAY BEFORE I GO JACKIE CHAN ON YO MAMA'S ASS.
You: IMA CUM IN HER MOUTH WHILE SHE SLEEPS
Stranger: EW.
Stranger: THAT'S FUNNY AND DIRTY.
You: JUST BECAUSE SHE'S ALL THAT
Stranger: THAT'S FUNRTY.
You: YOU LIKE FUNTRY DONT YA?
You: MMM YA
Stranger: STFU HOE.
Stranger: I BET YOU'RE WHITE.
You: I AM!
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: WHITER THAN A SNOWSTORM!
Stranger: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE.
Stranger: YOU STUPID JEW.
You: IM IN THE KKK AS WELL
You: I HATE THEM NIGGS
Stranger: STFU.
Stranger: D;
You: I STILL HAVE BRUSES FROM MY DADDY
Stranger: THEY'RE ALL YELLING AT JERSEY FOR WATCHING THE NEWS! D;
Stranger: If I ever watch the news. I'm not telling them! o.o
You: WELL, I ENJOYED TYPING IN CAPS WITH YOU! SUCK MY COCK IN HELL!
You have disconnected.

 
 
2009 Oct 13 at 19:50 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Okay, so, the second one was hilarious.
 
 
2009 Oct 13 at 20:24 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
yeah.

 
 
2009 Oct 13 at 21:35 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Agreed.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Oct 14 at 04:31 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Cool, this site is awesome.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Oct 14 at 12:40 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
POST YOUR OWN!

 
 
2009 Oct 16 at 14:02 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
You: Hiiiii
Stranger: hey
You: What's new?
You: Life?
You: Yeah, how's life?
You: Is life good?
You: I hope it is.
Stranger: it is.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: how is your life
You: LOSER
You have disconnected.

i know about this but its just kinda full of pedos
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 00:17 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Prepare for trouble
You: Weres trouble??
Stranger: didn't you ever watch pokemon?
Stranger: the next line is make it double
Stranger: come on
Stranger: is everyone retarded
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: ??/??/You house
You: Your^
Stranger: creepy
Stranger: are you a monster
You: you have pretty hair
Stranger: thanks don't you love the pink
You: from the waist down
Stranger: kinky
You: Yes i want to rip it out and smell it and rub it on my face
Stranger: ; ]
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: THE GAME
You: I WANNA PLAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a horny guy looking for a horny girl
You: Hi
You: Omg me too
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: age
You: 19
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: from
You: sweetness
You: USA
Stranger: ?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im from uk
You: Im coming over
Stranger: wen
You: I want your rock hard dick in me
You: NOW
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i wont complain
You: But when i have to leave im just ganna cut it off you and leave it in me..is that ok?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wat
Stranger: so you can use it as a dildo
You: dildo, tampon whatever i please it to be
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but no u cant
You: well im going to..EVEN IF I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR IT!
You: Better keep that door unlocked...
Stranger: ok watever
Stranger: no chance
You: cause im on my way now you beast
You have disconnected.
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This was so mean... i felt bad a little bit after this..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey baby
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats your name
You: Old Greg. Pleased to meet ya
Stranger: ı m esra
You: Hello esra
Stranger: from ?
You: The Great Salt Lake
Stranger: okey
Stranger: how old are u
You: 57
Stranger: old :D
You: well I am Old greg
Stranger: ı m young
Stranger: 17 :D
You: m or f?
Stranger: girl
You: mmm....
You: sound good already
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 12:31 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 18 at 12:57 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Heh, those are good too. I like the pokeman one.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 12:47 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do you think about emos?
You: I am emo
Stranger: OH FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: i'm not cryibng
Stranger: crying*
You: fucking cry baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 m here
You: 57/m/your house
Stranger: really
Stranger: come down
Stranger: i'm watchin t.v.
You: Ok
You: are we watching porn? i like porn
Stranger: not really
Stranger: in india cable doesnt telecast porn
Stranger: BTW are u 18 yet?
You: Oh...then will you get up and dance for me?
You: yes cant you count
Stranger: it depends...
You: On?
Stranger: ur actual asl
You: I told you my asl why would i fucking lie to you
You have disconnected.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 13:15 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
:
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 13:22 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
DaveDays said:
POST YOUR OWN!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello(:
You: wazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: hey wanna hear something funny?
Stranger: Sure.
You: yeah, me too...
You: good luck with that
You: l8er
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u wanna fuck?
Stranger: oh yes i do
You: yeah, sure
You: you got a condom?
Stranger: no
You: k
Stranger: u?
You: no but we can use a bag...
You: paper or plastic?
Stranger: plastic
You: k, so where do you live
Stranger: finland
You: more precisely...
Stranger: what do u mean? you are not saying that u are a finn?
You: no but if I'm to come to your house, I have to first find it
You: of course provided I'm not already in your house
You: which I just might be
Stranger: yeah
You: so, Yeah, Finland
You: k, be right there
You have disconnected.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 13:43 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 18 at 13:46 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greet the next person you speak to with 'word up'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: word up
Stranger: your mom
You: youve seen her lately
You: i seemed to misplace her
Stranger: you're not very good at this whole "English" thing, are you?
You: english is my second native language
Stranger: mine too.
You: i am glad we have something in common
You: so what do you do for a living
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

somehow this one went from funny to horse ass

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: word up
Stranger: yo
You: so whats your name
Stranger: tash
Stranger: yours?
You: sprinkles
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: are you some sortof druggie sparkling animal or some weird shit?
Stranger: cause thats a druggie sparkling animal name
You: really
You: i have no come back for that
You: lets move on
Stranger: fair enough
You: i am a ninja
You: you want to see my skills
Stranger: is it by pressing disconenct? cause thats some shitty ninjaing and you know it
You: i was going to put my face behind my head
Stranger: cool do that then
Stranger: that sounds fun
You: so what do you do for a living
Stranger: hooker
Stranger: you?
You: sleeping bob
You: so are you one of those classy sluts or one of the 5 bucks gets me off ones?
Stranger: classy shit
Stranger: I used to be a lawyer and all that
Stranger: but yawn
You: im not familiar with yawn
You: what is it
Stranger: boring job
Stranger: where you from?
You: oh well i have a yawn too
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: across the pony from you dear
Stranger: *pond even
Stranger: but pony would be awesome too
You: uk?
Stranger: yes
You: haha i always wanted to go
Stranger: it sucks over here
Stranger: no jokes
Stranger: the weather is crap all the time and nothing interesting ever happens
Stranger: and chavs are the wors
Stranger: t
You: you have nice snow?
Stranger: we never have snow
Stranger: like we got it once in the middle of feb this year for a couple of days
Stranger: but that was a miracle
Stranger: scotland gets snow
You: well thats better than us
Stranger: but no one goes to scotland
You: we get snow then it melts to ice
Stranger: yea but you get to see the sun every now and then
You: and you dont?
Stranger: its always grey and cloudy
You: nobodies told you thats the real colour of the sun
You: sorry nobody's
You: damn my grammer
Stranger: you are excused
Stranger: im not a grammar nazi so all is good
Stranger: but im off now
Stranger: have fun and good luck with your life (:
You: you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! male 19 with webcam here. do u wanna cyber and watch my cock and orgasm on msn?
You: yea i would love to
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: over there
Stranger: what s yor msn
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Stranger: Hi, female?
You: hello young one
You: no tranny
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wow so addicting!


this has gone to far!!


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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: were from?
You: please hold while i find my penis
Stranger: ahahahaah sick man

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: smile
You: hello there sexy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how'd you know
You: i could tell by the sound of your voice
Stranger: you charming flirt you
Stranger: i am a boy, btrw
You: really i happen to be a lamp shade
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're funny
Stranger: wit is always sexy, even on a lampshade
You: yes i have more funny in my veins than obama has shit coming out his mouth
Stranger: now you're getting political... and i'm not laughing
Stranger: idealistic enough to believe he actually believes (most of) what he's saying...
You: i was going to say goerge bush but that was a lot of typing
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so you don't really care/know either way
Stranger: apolitical, flip creature
Stranger: anything for a laugh, huh
You: im not much into politics
Stranger: clearly, if you confound the two
You: i jus make fun of people when they mess up
Stranger: one shouldn't speak/condemn what they know little off
Stranger: icky policy, snarky
Stranger: easy to critique world from your armchair
You: my chair lacks arms....but it does have legs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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and this one is......awkward


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hwllo
Stranger: hei
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: thats hellow in japanese
Stranger: ok
You: only on fridays with my boss
Stranger: wat the hell?
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: and gay
You: so am i
You: i have a fling with my boss
Stranger: ur boss is also gay?
Stranger: wow cool!
You: he doesnt consider himself gay
Stranger: aah well i (l)
Stranger: this canadian boy
Stranger: hes sooo damn cute & hot at the same thing
You: oh well i jus love me some canadian bacon
Stranger: i dunno love is such a wonderful feeling
You: so whats your name
Stranger: i dunno y i nev felt like fucking him
Stranger: my name is...
Stranger: Awais
Stranger: im paki-swiss
Stranger: how abt u ??
You: really i am a cookie monster
You: let me eat your cookies
Stranger: ok watever
Stranger: tell me your name
Stranger: and loc?
Stranger: and nationality
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 14:21 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 18 at 15:48 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
ok no no this has gone to far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 16:33 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 18 at 16:36 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
wow show a porn site and spam his ass with shit
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 17:10 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
this one truely blows my skirt up



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: illl warn you now. im in a sexual mood
You: well lets jus get it all out on the table now
You: im a serial killer in prison
Stranger: do i have a stupid sign next to stranger? because what prison what allow serial killers in prison to talk on omegle. none you douche fock
Stranger: *cock
You: well wheres your sexual mood now?
Stranger: its gone. because your a dumbass
You: well then i can die happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 17:32 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
this could go on all night


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You: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/romanticsorist/rugrat.jpg
You: thats me
You: yuo like\
You: je['
You: efjk]
You: sfksjkl
You: fafkelsfjka
You: fke
You: afke
You: ajf
You: ajf
You: akj
You: afk
You: afja
You: foei
You: lte
You: erk]eir
You: emfof
You: epfmkeof
You: fje
You: fmneo
You: f,e[]
You: f,[e
You: fen'
You: fekn'e
You: f,e]
You: efm'e
You: fe'
You: e,fme]\
You: f,e
You: e
You: fmjpef,
You: ekjfe
You: ekv,bfm
You: f
You: erfl;gk
You: fgk
You: gask
You: fgkl;f
You: gkflkf'es
You: kferp;
You: 'akfe'r;
You: afk'er
You: akfga
You: gka
You: karko[p
You: erltk]
You: ekdlf
You: ;fgmko]rp
You: ajoep]a
You: fgjkerpo]sa
You: fekopa]
You: fgkopae
You: fgka
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: m here
Stranger: what age?
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: where from?
You: usa
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: what state
Stranger: louisiana here
You: colorado
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: what grade/
You: senoir
Stranger: cool
Stranger: junior here
Stranger: what u wanna do
You: i will follow your lead
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ladies choice
Stranger: u decide
You: gentleman eh?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: haha
You: so how do you like your women
Stranger: not very tall
Stranger: intelligent
You: 5'10"
Stranger: ?
You: my height
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: how do u like ur men
You: taller than average
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u got a webcam? i am very bored
You: no srry
Stranger: aw
Stranger: you got any pics?
You: yes
Stranger: can i see?
You: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/romanticsorist/rugrat.jpg
Stranger: bahaha wtf
You: haha you looked?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i wanted to see a pic
You: ok
You: heres me
You: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/romanticsorist/me.jpg
Stranger: cool
Stranger: pretty from waht i can see
Stranger: got any ones where they are clear?
You: you jus got punked
You have disconnected.



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2009 Oct 18 at 17:57 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 18 at 19:01 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
lol is it repeted?
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 18 at 20:54 PDT
CarsonDaly

2009 Aug 17 • 20
Quote:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Prepare for trouble
You: Weres trouble??
Stranger: didn't you ever watch pokemon?
Stranger: the next line is make it double
Stranger: come on
Stranger: is everyone retarded
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I think i'm in love
 
 
2009 Oct 19 at 01:59 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
With me?! :D
 
 
2009 Oct 19 at 03:31 PDT
Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
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Stranger: 24 m nyc looking for horny girls with webcam
You: :O!
ZoMFG
You: Ima gay
You: So it would be nice with some wiener sausage
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2009 Oct 19 at 05:45 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Sprinkles, you put far too much effort into that, but it was unmitigated awesome, and I don't even care if that is not the correct usage of "unmitigated".
 
 
2009 Oct 19 at 05:51 PDT
Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
This one was Kewl

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: S'up
Stranger: not much amigo
You: So you mexican?
You: I like mexicans
Stranger: no lol
You: mexicans is very curvy
Stranger: im not a spic
You: they has cock with the size of a aaronjer
You: Did you know that the border to mexico is more than 20 Kilometres long?
You: And everyday more than ten thousand is passing it?
You: And the fairy tale about the girl with the matches
You: dying out in the cold winter
You: No wait its danish
Stranger: lol wut?
You: :(
You: Im a stupid typist
Stranger: what r u talking about?
You: I can't stop writing
You: When i start writing it just keep going
You: Im sorry
You: I'll see you gotta disconnect
You: beacuse this wont stop
You: Sorry
Stranger: i wont disconnet
You: Just too make sure that alcohol isn't damaging the system of your vagina
Stranger: i like you
You: Thank you!
Stranger: your funny
You: beacuse i like boobies 'n' stuff
Stranger: i have a cock
You: Kewl me 2
Stranger: awesome
You: But its at least 2 times bigger than yours
Stranger: nah i doubt that
You: Its very hairy
Stranger: say have you ever sucked cock?
You: no
You: but *ve tryed to suck something that might be similiar to a cock
You: A wiener sausage
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: lol
You: Just like yours
Stranger: i want to suck cock
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You: did you now that
You: davedays is a hannah montana stalker?
Stranger: can i suck yours?
You: and Hannah is fourteen, years old
You: Myne is busy
You: You now if you give me 16 Bucks
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You: 1 suck 5
 
 
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