If they only knew how much radioactive material there was just hanging around in nature (and food!) they'd probably shit a rhinoceros.
That's not funny man, that could cause some serious damage to your large intestine. Not to mention, if you actually managed to force the rhinoceros out, it would surely cause your sphincter to be stretched to quite an extent... just imagine all the people laughing at you every time you fart, because it sounds like a cool breeze blowing through a wide valley... that could cause some serious mental issues man. Not cool.
its middle school allover again.