Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I just wanted ineffectual to make the joke entirely clear. Plus anything in the class of "ineffectual handjobs" is pretty funny.

Wound-cleaning nanomachines.
Weaponized nanomachines.
Honey-making nanomachines.
Organ-swapping nanomachines.
Parasitic nanomachines.
Crawling with nanomachines.
Teeming with nanomachines?
 
 
2014 Dec 11 at 16:52 PST — Ed. 2014 Dec 11 at 16:53 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
"Nanomachines programmed by those attempting to bring about the Antichrist?"

It's too fucking wordy is what it is. But yeah, clarity is an important take, let's keep the adjustment to that card as you made it.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Dec 11 at 16:54 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
I will also submit an alpherbit. Or attempt to.

Animalistic hunger
The best cake ever made
A cold yogi
Dirigible death match
Everything under the sea
A fat and fancy pidgin (credit to the-punchline-is-machismo)
Gladiator pants
Hounding the family dog
Ill-advised business decisions
Jerking jerk chicken
Keel hauling the first mate
Literally every single thing
A majestic merkin
Nonexistent leotards
Overwatch
Practically nothing

That's all I can do for now



 
 
2014 Dec 12 at 09:03 PST
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
A bad case of poopbeard.
 
 
2014 Dec 18 at 23:37 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
lifting your kilt and winking

(Your/my/the distinctions can always be hard. I'm like 75% sure that 'your' is the best option here)

cinderblock justice
 
 
2014 Dec 22 at 23:50 PST — Ed. 2014 Dec 24 at 17:12 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Clown genitals
Heavy juice
 
 
2014 Dec 24 at 17:41 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Extra dirty martini (or Martin. You choose!)
 
 
2014 Dec 24 at 18:44 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
You special little fuck

(Bad grammar but really funny to me an aaronjer right now)
 
 
2014 Dec 26 at 12:22 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
A bunch of vulvas in my face
A naked Santa

A social skill is any skill facilitating _ and _ with others.
 
 
2014 Dec 26 at 19:48 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
too much wiggling
The world's fastest pump
 
 
2014 Dec 29 at 14:49 PST — Ed. 2014 Dec 29 at 18:58 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A carefully contained fart
Holding your dick behind your back
Bitches on the love throne
Tits like a smoking chimney
An angry penis for the woman
An angry buttplug for the man
 
 
2014 Dec 30 at 23:58 PST — Ed. 2014 Dec 31 at 00:44 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 386
11 ₧
Caressing a beautiful face

Superboat

Fire Maidens of Outer Space

Human Duplicators

The Day the Earth Froze

Invasion of the Neptune Men

Space Mutiny

Time Chasers

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

The Phantom Planet

The Pumaman

The Deadly Bees

A Deadly Bee

The Space Children

The Final Sacrifice

A screaming skull

A Girl in Gold Boots

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

Future War

Track of the Moon Beast

Final Justice

Swamp Diamonds

Secret Agent Super Dragon

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Operation Double 007 (A.K.A.: Operation Kid Brother)

The Girl in Lovers Lane

The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Cosmic Princess

A Humanoid Woman

Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Future War

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

Vitriolic word-salad

Sock puppet sex

Night of the Blood Beast

The Chicken of Tomorrow

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

The Incredible Melting Man

Laserblast

This Island Earth

The Revenge of the Creature

The Deadly Mantis

The Thing That Couldn't Die

Terror from the Year 5000

A Teenage Werewolf

The Giant Spider Invasion

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Riding with Death
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2014 Dec 31 at 14:41 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
_ is not horrible if a child is doing it.

Rubbing my gland

The coal chute

Thirst

Being raped by a child
 
 
2014 Dec 31 at 22:39 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Black card

_____ is the new meta.
 
 
2014 Dec 31 at 23:30 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
I'm starting a new Aplaberth

Getting face pregnant from an alien
A Zulu rite of passage ritual

To be continued...
 
 
2015 Jan 1 at 20:32 PST — Ed. 2015 Jan 1 at 20:56 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
You'll never guess what I have taped to my left breast: ______.

Can someone get me some floss? There's _____ between my teeth.
 
 
2015 Jan 1 at 21:18 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Liquid sex
 
 
2015 Jan 4 at 16:02 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through _!
 
 
2015 Jan 8 at 22:42 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Easily impressed, strangely rich frogs.

A child section.

Becoming an adult.

 
 
2015 Jan 12 at 22:19 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Before we really get started, remember that my safe word is "___."

The rogue state has kidnapped scientists in the hopes of weaponizing ___.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Jan 13 at 00:22 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Peeing crabs

Everywhere you go, ask yourself, "do I want to be _ here?"

 
 
2015 Jan 26 at 23:23 PST
NNirina
*** BANNED ***
2015 Jan 28 • 1
That's strange, I haven't seen anything funny. You're right though.
housse protection Xperia Z3 etui Xperia Z3
 
 
2015 Jan 28 at 00:51 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 11 at 22:57 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
NNirina said:
That's strange, I haven't seen anything funny. You're right though.


What's your game, NNirina? What's your gaaaaaame?
 
 
2015 Jan 28 at 11:16 PST — Ed. 2015 Jan 28 at 11:16 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
A disparate cloud of floaty sugar pubes
 
 
2015 Jan 29 at 23:44 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 386
11 ₧
Opening a portal to the fucking moon!
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Jan 30 at 20:54 PST
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