Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Being nude, spread eagle towards the sun
floppy trunk syndrome (thank you wikipedia)
 
 
2015 Mar 9 at 00:25 PDT — Ed. 2015 Mar 10 at 23:14 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Mar 11 at 20:17 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
trainer6265 said:
a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.



wha wha whattt
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2015 Mar 18 at 00:19 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Running until you die.
 
 
2015 Mar 20 at 22:29 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 386
11 ₧
WHITE CARDS

Fried salad

Danger fever

Involuntary celibacy

Shrimp salad on a stick

1000 nylon zip ties

A taxi full of babies

A dog-shaped spirit buddy

A friend



BLACK CARDS

The owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of __.

___, suitable for anyone at anytime.

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of__.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Mar 20 at 23:42 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Consensual S&M that ends in a gunshot.
 
 
2015 Mar 21 at 17:33 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Drinking human tears out of a champagne flute
 
 
2015 Mar 21 at 20:30 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Violent docking, coming in hard.
 
 
2015 Mar 26 at 21:55 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Assuming complete control.
 
 
2015 Mar 27 at 12:39 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Balls caught in the car window.

A deflating balloon.

Sinuses.
 
 
2015 Mar 27 at 15:43 PDT — Ed. 2015 Mar 27 at 15:46 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Punching a brain.
 
 
2015 Mar 27 at 17:15 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
The musket of Palmyra George Washington
 
 
2015 Mar 29 at 17:01 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Birth meat
 
 
2015 Mar 30 at 11:04 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A horrible proposition
 
 
2015 Mar 30 at 19:46 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Black Card:

And the radio man says, "Women were a curse, so men built __."

You could also two-fer or three-fer it I guess

And the radio man says, "___ were a curse, so __ built __."
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 14:29 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Unbearable bitching
Wally Weaboo
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 21:41 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 2 at 21:48 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
A cage built for an autistic student.
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 21:48 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
"Cage" might be a little extreme and dehumanizing. It doesn't bother me but I could see where some one might puss out and pitch a fit.

I knew someone who taught kindergartners or first graders or something like that who used a lead vest, like they have for x-rays in the dentist's office, to keep her more rambunctious students in their seats. Maybe something closer to that?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 22:21 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 22:59 PDT
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
a boy, but like... a manly boy
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 23:06 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Well when was reality ever wrong? Use that then
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Apr 2 at 23:19 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
In the public _ model, a third-party provider delivers the _ service over the Internet.
 
 
2015 Apr 3 at 01:06 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 4 at 06:22 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Nezumi said:
In the public _ model, a third-party provider delivers the _ service over the Internet.

Not sure how that works, Nez, since a lot of the white cards we have include articles like "a" and "the" and so you'd end up with things like "In the public the girl next door model,..."
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Apr 3 at 01:28 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
It's a problem but there were a LOT of winners that worked anyway, so...

Perky moobs.
 
 
2015 Apr 3 at 09:49 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Legitimizing all my bastards.

Marching into America and demanding a happy ending at a low price.
 
 
2015 Apr 3 at 21:18 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 4 at 00:35 PDT
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