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jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A suffering bastard
 
 
2015 Apr 18 at 18:18 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
White Cards:
My "turkey baster,"
Apple butter

Black Cards:
_____ is the new inside joke amongst the 6th graders.
you'll find _____ around back. go put em' in the truck.
congratulations! you are the winner of the _____ challenge! you win _____!
Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Apr 21 at 12:17 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 21 at 12:18 PDT
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
trainer6265 said:
White Cards:
My "turkey baster,"
Apple butter

Black Cards:
_____ is the new inside joke amongst the 6th graders.
you'll find _____ around back. go put em' in the truck.
congratulations! you are the winner of the _____ challenge! you win _____!
Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?


Good one! XD
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2015 Apr 21 at 13:42 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Where'd you come from, anyway, trainer?
 
 
2015 Apr 21 at 16:18 PDT
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
He came from my assload of friends!
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2015 Apr 22 at 12:36 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
My assload of friends
 
 
2015 Apr 22 at 16:03 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 22 at 16:04 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a wish granting goblin
 
 
2015 Apr 23 at 11:57 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Winging it with the ginger chicks.
 
 
2015 Apr 23 at 21:33 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
That was weird, I didn't see Aaronjer's response when I posted and now I do. I submit to public beating, as is tradition.
 
 
2015 Apr 23 at 21:33 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 28 at 06:57 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
SuperJer said:
Where'd you come from, anyway, trainer?


was playing apples to apples (adult edition) with my brother and his friend and friends sister. "my turkey baster" was a card that was referenced every round, and "apple butter" came from my brother spilling a pouch of it on himself by accident. the black cards were just random things i thought of and "Wait! why did you put _____ on the internet!?" comes from a youtube series called 'Why Would You Put That on the Internet?'
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Apr 23 at 21:46 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 23 at 21:46 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a book of wizard poetry
 
 
2015 Apr 24 at 18:59 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
White cards:
steg-o-saurus
city on top of a giant whale
strange smelling tornado

Black cards:
Barry, put up a _____.
If i could have anything for arms, i would have _____ for the left, and _____ for the right.
_____, _____, why _____? (one card)
Oh, your rivals name is _____?
The czar commands a ____ from each player.
That ice cream store specializes in _____ flavored ice cream.
Out of all the things that could have come out of the denominational portal, a moldy _____ was what appeared.
I wish there was a _____ emoticon.
How about some cards against _____?
Who's that Pokemon? its _____!
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Apr 24 at 19:21 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 24 at 19:21 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
The rich aroma of _, from the hills of Columbia.
 
 
2015 Apr 24 at 21:43 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Grillmaster legend bro
 
 
2015 Apr 25 at 13:38 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Dog who shall sport in roadway

Tootling with vigor
 
 
2015 Apr 25 at 17:40 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
White cards:
Prettiest Prettiest Princess Angelica the game
co-optional game
Not $5 foot-long
portal to hell, painted with puppy blood

Black cards:
My best friend is a _____.
Walk softly with a large _____.
In an attempt to help the people of _____land, surrounding countries parachuted thousands of _____'s to them.
_____, you are convicted of killing all the orphans and turning them into a statue of a _____.
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Apr 27 at 14:27 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
trainer6265 said:
Walk softly with a large _____.


Unfortunately you can't really put "large" or other adjectives in front of a blank. Because the white cards are in the form "A prop gun" or "Ape sounds" or "Riding your bike down the Luxor".

So you have to reword it. And it can be hard.

You could just do Walk softly and carry _. for instance.
 
 
2015 Apr 27 at 16:14 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Doing things to the body.

Delaware.

Black History Month.
 
 
2015 Apr 27 at 16:23 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
is why i suck at this job.

Gaben.

gay poetry.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2015 Apr 28 at 14:07 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
the_cloud_system said:
is why i suck at this job.


Is that a white card or a black card?
 
 
2015 Apr 28 at 15:01 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Ichor from a bug's gland.

And a good rule of thumb for black cards is to make them very specific. Like the black card should sort of set the scene.
 
 
2015 Apr 29 at 03:25 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 29 at 03:25 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I got a new app on my phone. It's called "_" and it helps me with _.
 
 
2015 Apr 29 at 11:08 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a traffic cone full of bibimbap

CAUTION: Keep _ out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
 
 
2015 Apr 29 at 23:49 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
In order to really enjoy ___, you just have to let yourself go.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Apr 30 at 00:07 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
NatureJay said:
In order to really enjoy ___, you just have to let yourself go.


This looks awfully similar to the "we have to enjoy ourselves" one.

Bit NE ways, keep the black cards coming!
 
 
2015 Apr 30 at 14:33 PDT
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