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jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Child murder shorts
 
 
2015 May 19 at 09:18 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Jeff, what even...
 
 
2015 May 19 at 10:35 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
jeff is wizlord said:
Child murder shorts

Is that like the Swiss Murder Suit or short films about murdering children?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 May 19 at 11:46 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
You know, I just had that same thought. When I posted it, I was thinking they're clothing meant for murderous children. Yay ambiguity!
 
 
2015 May 19 at 11:49 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
the curse of king Acamapichtli
alien parasite larva
(Can you believe we didn't have any of those three words in the game yet)
 
 
2015 May 19 at 19:11 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 19 at 19:57 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
Black Cards:
- your mother is at a funeral for _____.
- ... and I ended up using _____ as leverage to fire _____ off like a catapult!
- 3 most parts of a time machine; _____, _____, and _____.
- Man cannot live on _____ alone.
- I'm an old man, and I've fallen over, but its alright, because I got _____ and I'm listening to _____.
- Dear Justin Bieber, please make your next song based on _____.

White cards:
- the finest quality home grown grass
- getting drunk on milk and skittles
- instant regret
- a dalek with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice
- hitting an exploding barrel with a crowbar
- a hippo monkey wolf owl
- a taste testing robot that can only tell the difference between petrol and cheese
- falling into a river of moving cats
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 May 20 at 01:35 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
the recent tragedy in Africa
acute watery diarrhea
 
 
2015 May 20 at 03:05 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 20 at 03:15 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
daddy juice
 
 
2015 May 20 at 10:18 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Eww!
 
 
2015 May 20 at 18:06 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
The ashes of your pet dog.
 
 
2015 May 20 at 21:31 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
"juice"
a detached face
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence on _.
 
 
2015 May 21 at 13:11 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 22 at 01:24 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
Black Cards:
- Please let me into the carnival, I'm only _____.
- No worries, it's all _____.
- No, Jimmy, you cannot have an iPhone 5. Wouldn't you like _____ instead?

White Cards:
- your argument being invalid
- hiding from evil Nazi robots in the vents
- rupturing an eyeball
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 May 21 at 21:26 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Good old fashioned man taste
 
 
2015 May 22 at 12:37 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
shame vibes
bear sperm
a crusty dish rag
a rich nutty aroma
 
 
2015 May 23 at 14:03 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 23 at 19:18 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
a sugar father
 
 
2015 May 24 at 00:19 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
kissing deep into your lips
 
 
2015 May 24 at 00:30 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Eating while screaming.

Doing it with a hand behind your back.
 
 
2015 May 24 at 19:13 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 24 at 22:24 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
A lifetime of _ awaits. Call now for a free consultation.
 
 
2015 May 24 at 23:58 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
Black Cards:
- Join the dark side, we have _____!
- shhhhh... you hear that? that's the sound of _____.

White Cards:
- a quartet of bikini wearing handlebar mustached Russian dancing men
- a gentleman with the tummy grumbles
- getting hit like a home run ball by a giant
- 8 pounds of beef
- Jesus Nails
- bombing New Jersey
- fucking rage quitting
- dead peoples skinned faces hanging from balloons
- Caaaaaaaaarrrl!
- screaming while being slapped across the face by a sprite soaked fish
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 May 25 at 11:38 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Just carrying tires.

Hitting that rubber.
 
 
2015 May 28 at 08:24 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Hey guys, the new alpha version of SAH, rewritten in NodeJS, is now playable at: http://superjer.com/forum/sahdev

Updates from other players and the server are now almost instantaneous. The server is much more efficient and can support lots of concurrent games and players.

It is not as complete as the old version yet. The game will not end at the goal score, and there's no automatic timeouts or abandoning, and there's no voting yet. But it should work otherwise.

Let me know if you find any problems b/c it's hard typo test by myself!

 
 
2015 May 28 at 09:12 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was _.

A sex swing mishap

Trainer, you need to work on your black cards. The card needs to set up a relationship with the blank(s).
 
 
2015 May 28 at 22:56 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 29 at 04:25 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Not to gang up on you trainer, but I would suggest making your white cards shorter. Longer white cards tend to become really tedious (and less funny in most cases) since you have to read them out as the card Czar.
 
 
2015 May 29 at 07:06 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Embarrassing boots
 
 
2015 May 29 at 20:10 PDT
Frist
2001 Sep 8 • 19
103 ₧
a piece of lint near my vagina
 
 
2015 May 29 at 21:08 PDT
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