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jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Oh, it's a Frist
 
 
2015 May 29 at 21:10 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
I'm finally sisters with ___ !
 
 
2015 May 29 at 21:29 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
One-eyed dick
 
 
2015 May 29 at 22:11 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
A feast of blood
 
 
2015 May 30 at 01:40 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
The new SAH is go!

I replaced the old SAH with the new NodeJS one.

Hope it doesn't all come crashing down!

The old SAH is still available at http://www.superjer.com/forum/sahold/

The testing tools are only available on the old one for now: http://www.superjer.com/forum/sahold/test10.php
 
 
2015 May 31 at 14:56 PDT — Ed. 2015 May 31 at 14:57 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
stopgap measures
 
 
2015 Jun 1 at 00:30 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
the biggest heaviest shotgun
 
 
2015 Jun 1 at 00:33 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
cosmetic surgery for my cat
 
 
2015 Jun 1 at 00:49 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 1 at 00:51 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
I like my women like I like _: with _.
 
 
2015 Jun 1 at 19:51 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Prime roosting space.

Nothing ruins a make-out faster than _.

 
 
2015 Jun 1 at 23:44 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 1 at 23:47 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
New rules!

No more round time or abandon time on the create-game page.
Slow-start mode is ALWAYS on.

Card-playing phase:

If the Czar leaves, and is gone for around 30 seconds, a new Czar will be chosen automatically.

Every time someone moves a card, the clock goes back to at least T-minus 5 seconds. This helps you change your cards around at the last moment without as much risk.

Card-reading phase:

Every time the Czar reveals a card(s), the clock goes back to one minute remaining.

The round can be abandoned if the clock ever reaches zero.

Revealed cards from the Czar are automatically selected and filled in on the black card for all players.
 
 
2015 Jun 2 at 11:00 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 2 at 12:26 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Update!

Now you can invite Rando to play in your game.

This makes it possible to play with only two humans, although very silly.
 
 
2015 Jun 3 at 00:15 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
Black Cards:
- in the end, the plot twist confirmed my suspicion that the serial killer was actually _____.
- To their surprise, the family found chunks of _____ on the domino's delivered pizza.
- Ingredients: roasted almonds, cashews, _____, pecans, brown rice syrup, honey, _____, sea salt.

White cards:
- a 54 hour marathon of creepypasta stories
- sad french black and white remakes of the Twilight movies
- a teleporting midget in a box! just $19.99!
- getting next level shit faced
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Jun 3 at 22:04 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a crocodile death rolling my taint
 
 
2015 Jun 5 at 13:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
being bred in captivity

refusing any help

needing one more inch

my father's example

the Army

a tard

you, ya dirty bum

"sexy kitty" mode

my unwanted child

a dog head

my first time

smiling, happy people

my DNA

a tacky, god-awful facelift

In this 15th century painting, _ is represented by a man with _ for a head.

Fixes: capitalize Army, card 2360 "on thing"

Possible update: Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you're into _, get to the front of the line!
 
 
2015 Jun 5 at 16:04 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 5 at 19:28 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
the majestic Humboldt squid
(I double-checked the capitalization on that one)

a cataclysmic magic spell

fist pumping
 
 
2015 Jun 9 at 01:40 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 9 at 04:22 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
A death toll great enough to create jobs
 
 
2015 Jun 9 at 17:29 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
50,000 volts of electricity
a stalker
a night of unrestrained passion
10,000 dancers, dancing in unison
 
 
2015 Jun 12 at 02:09 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 12 at 21:17 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from _ with _.

(among the hits, "getting HUGE, crush beast" and "wanting to be noticed, "the best cake ever made")
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Jun 13 at 15:26 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 13 at 15:26 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Jay those are incredible

White card: stroking your strawberries
 
 
2015 Jun 13 at 22:26 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Dear journal, today I went into the city and saw _ for the first time!
 
 
2015 Jun 14 at 01:27 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Marvelous pigs in satin.
 
 
2015 Jun 14 at 17:34 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a thick layer of frosting
Modification suggestion: someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value _ more. Now hold still!
 
 
2015 Jun 14 at 23:39 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
jeff is wizlord said:
Marvelous pigs in satin.

I feel like this lacks the context so I'll provide it...

Sick vid


the bit is sadly incomplete, here's the final

"They were doing two shows and she
Had a high fever and he took
Off a piece of her ear and
Tip Little told her she should
Leave the bum
But Poodle said, "He fetched me
Last time I run."
But I'd like to hammer this ring into a bullet
And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun
My dear

And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun"


I seem to have lost my earlier alpobert or else I'd add "Some whiskey and a gun" to my W.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Jun 15 at 02:22 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Dude, I completely forgot about Alphabert. We need more of Alphabert.

a big dang deal
a long rambling story
 
 
2015 Jun 16 at 03:49 PDT
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