Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Agreed. Bring back alphabert! Also, Nerzumin! Your signature!
 
 
2015 Jun 16 at 09:56 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
ALPHERBERT!

amputated eyelids
bipeds
a crazed gunman
Disneyland!
an enhanced interrogation
the fuel line
a guillotine
headroom
an iceberg
a jackhammer
a Korean hacker
your lifestyle
mandibles
a non-steroidal anti-infammatory drug
oil-covered birds
a penis costume
hindquarters
real life
sandpaper
a telescoping baton
a urinal cake
a virus
a warhead
anorexia
years of pain
35 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars
 
 
2015 Jun 16 at 17:40 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 17 at 11:16 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
banging them in their sodomy butts

I guess SJ's changes to the forum makes my sig only work at certain screen sizes.

Alpabept soup incoming:

alien technology
a bruised ego
crisp fresh lettuce
delegating responsibilities
an enslaved tribe
fornicating all day, every day
a great big sword
habanero salsa
irresponsible parenting
jabbing people in the eye
kickbacks for crooks
lower standards
mighty Zeus <- maybe the winner of this round.
nitro-boosted performance
outrageous fortune
a prime cut of steak
quick-set cement
a raunchy sex comedy
my secret sex gymnasium
taffy
unbelievably beautiful hair
a velvet fist
wandering around
an exhumed corpse
yanking hard
zoo smell


 
 
2015 Jun 18 at 22:53 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 19 at 18:45 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
That's weird. I came in to add sex smell and you have zoo smell last.
 
 
2015 Jun 19 at 23:14 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Can't have too many smells™

an Asian martial arts master
mood enhancing hormones
overzealous product placement
violent death
 
 
2015 Jun 21 at 14:52 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 23 at 04:06 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Alliterations?!

a big bomb
cheering children
drool drops
a forty foot Ferris wheel
my golden goose
heavy hearts
a giant jump
a car crash
my lost love
Mom's mouthwatering meaty meal
nosy neighbors
prancing piglets
the sound of someone sipping soup
a shard of shrapnel
a stupid student (a stunned-stupid student?)
turkey tacos
a vibrator with a voice
whistling at women
 
 
2015 Jun 23 at 23:37 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 24 at 00:05 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
This has really given me something to think about

And:

my womanly virtue
 
 
2015 Jun 24 at 03:52 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Masturbating to pictures of dead animals.
 
 
2015 Jun 24 at 17:51 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a penis in a shot glass

Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with _! It's all here in my manifesto!
 
 
2015 Jun 25 at 21:42 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jun 26 at 05:44 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Damn it! I got _____ jammed in the wheel well again.
 
 
2015 Jun 25 at 22:55 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Beard stroking
 
 
2015 Jun 26 at 09:47 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Porn starch
 
 
2015 Jun 26 at 23:44 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Man, Pizza is a lot better with ____ on it!
 
 
2015 Jun 30 at 12:07 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a gigantic eyeball on a stalk
 
 
2015 Jul 7 at 05:31 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
A roller coaster designed to kill everyone on it
 
 
2015 Jul 8 at 20:47 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
two F-bombs and an odd number of titties
doing surgery on LSD
a rape gorilla (c.f. "My doctor says I need a rape gorilla before I can get water")

pendulous breasts
 
 
2015 Jul 9 at 03:26 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jul 11 at 06:42 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Getting PG Thirteened to death.
 
 
2015 Jul 10 at 10:55 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A starving fat-ass.

A fluffy bumblebee.
 
 
2015 Jul 11 at 12:56 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jul 11 at 13:26 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
A bed strewn with the organs of thirty-two babies.
 
 
2015 Jul 11 at 13:18 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
farting like a bagpipe
 
 
2015 Jul 12 at 22:26 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
nuclear warfare
 
 
2015 Jul 14 at 03:57 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I was reading reddit and:

amniotic fluid
my baby door
hot grills
my person
four cheese wheels
a souped-up Segway
 
 
2015 Jul 15 at 10:37 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
danglin' out there all pink and naked
 
 
2015 Jul 18 at 17:15 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
I heard a story about a boy who defeated _______ with nothing more than _______.
 
 
2015 Jul 19 at 12:26 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
several children
maximum attitude
a mystery wrapped in an enigma

My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in _.
 
 
2015 Jul 22 at 01:48 PDT — Ed. 2015 Jul 27 at 00:55 PDT
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