Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
A penis-consuming butthole.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 20:32 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Cops getting high
Intense pain
All our faces
Booze
A big slow boat
Creeping upstairs
Milking a buffalo
 
 
2015 Aug 4 at 18:02 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
the death simulator
 
 
2015 Aug 5 at 16:29 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Adhesive in all the wrong places
 
 
2015 Aug 7 at 10:07 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
underwear that pulls poop out of your butt
greed, secrets, poison and murder
the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag
 
 
2015 Aug 7 at 20:36 PDT — Ed. 2015 Aug 8 at 01:34 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Sampling all of the condiments
 
 
2015 Aug 10 at 12:31 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A dangerous space (alternatively, time in a dangerous space, spending time in a lover's dangerous space)
 
 
2015 Aug 11 at 09:25 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Talking to your father while he's laying on the floor dying
 
 
2015 Aug 11 at 11:04 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a firm slap to the groin
droppin' trou on the way up the stairs
 
 
2015 Aug 12 at 19:59 PDT — Ed. 2015 Aug 14 at 21:04 PDT
BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14
White card: Dick tazing.
 
 
2015 Aug 20 at 20:01 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a gentle kiss on the teeth
being slathered in baby oil
 
 
2015 Aug 29 at 00:22 PDT — Ed. 2015 Aug 29 at 19:47 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Tentacle bento: the game! (I'm not kidding, this is actually a thing I saw at PAX...)
 
 
2015 Aug 30 at 14:35 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Infinite sausage
 
 
2015 Aug 30 at 21:59 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Circumcising your dog
 
 
2015 Sep 2 at 14:29 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
broken vials of anthrax
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Sep 4 at 23:49 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Are they bad enough you don't want to embarrass yourself? Then they aren't good ones.

Otherwise, just post them. It's not like they will get into the game if they are mediocre.


Edit:

I just realized I read Dragon's signature, not his post.
 
 
2015 Sep 6 at 02:30 PDT — Ed. 2015 Sep 6 at 16:58 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
poorly orchestrated group sex
 
 
2015 Sep 6 at 12:16 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Nezumi said:
poorly orchestrated group sex

... and I just read orchestrated differently from what was intended and was imagining a porno scene set to some sleazy jazz variant instead getting Wagner or something.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Sep 6 at 17:23 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Maybe there's no wrong way to read it?
 
 
2015 Sep 7 at 23:00 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SuperJer said:
Maybe there's no wrong way to read it?

FINE. now I just read it as a old man with bifocals and wispy hair wearing a tux with tails as he flails a conductor's wand, futilely, at people bumping and grinding at each other with no sense of rhythm.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Sep 8 at 07:43 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Looks like I was wrong. There's precisely *one* right way to read it!
 
 
2015 Sep 8 at 21:12 PDT
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
Donald Trump in grandma's butter
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Sep 11 at 18:05 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
You remind me of _ because you are always _ to me.
 
 
2015 Sep 11 at 19:35 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a humorless Japanese businessman

the last wish of a dying man
 
 
2015 Sep 11 at 20:22 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Nezumi said:
a humorless Japanese businessman

the last wish of a dying man


Read Nintendo's article about the new president huh?
 
 
2015 Sep 14 at 07:13 PDT
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