Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
jeff is wizlord said:
Nezumi said:
a humorless Japanese businessman

the last wish of a dying man


Read Nintendo's article about the new president huh?


Article? Link?
 
 
2015 Sep 14 at 14:21 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
I just read about that myself! I'm pretty sure the announcement came after Nezumi's post.
 
 
2015 Sep 14 at 21:04 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
http://kotaku.com/nintendos-new-president-has-been-named-1730475135

Here ya go Superjer. Note, I personally don't think he's humorless. He just looks really sad.
 
 
2015 Sep 15 at 07:05 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I kind of want to combine Nez' submissions into:

The dying wish of a humorless Japanese businessman.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Sep 15 at 07:37 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
I'm down.

And:

the most sensitive part of my body
(This tested awfully well)
 
 
2015 Sep 16 at 04:02 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Fat-shaming your dead kids.
 
 
2015 Sep 18 at 11:19 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
a cold hearted assassin

After last week's stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname "_".

an aggressive tickler
 
 
2015 Sep 20 at 17:25 PDT — Ed. 2015 Sep 22 at 06:25 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Throwing a 9 year old.
 
 
2015 Sep 28 at 23:15 PDT
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
hauling rocks for the elderly
 
 
2015 Sep 30 at 01:15 PDT
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
your grandmother, who loves you
 
 
2015 Oct 1 at 03:31 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A blank slate
 
 
2015 Oct 1 at 12:55 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Laughing until you bust a nut.
 
 
2015 Oct 1 at 16:30 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Selling the kids for food.
 
 
2015 Oct 1 at 19:32 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Getting business tips in bed.
 
 
2015 Oct 2 at 14:59 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Signa said:
Getting business tips in bed.


I like how I can read this at least two different ways?
 
 
2015 Oct 2 at 15:29 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Getting _ back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
 
 
2015 Oct 2 at 22:04 PDT — Ed. 2015 Oct 3 at 22:15 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
mom
dad
 
 
2015 Oct 3 at 02:52 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
___, Golden Corral's new slogan
 
 
2015 Oct 3 at 08:30 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Nezumi said:
Getting _ back pot of a volcano is nearly impossible.



Is that English? I don't understand it one bit.
 
 
2015 Oct 3 at 13:24 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Fixed it.

sobbing silently to yourself as the night closes in
 
 
2015 Oct 3 at 22:16 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 166
Adjustment to nezumi's:

"Oh no! ___ fell in the volcano. I'm going to go try to retrieve it."
 
 
2015 Oct 4 at 02:44 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
compressed gas
answers to all of life's questions
 
 
2015 Oct 6 at 04:51 PDT — Ed. 2015 Oct 6 at 21:59 PDT
stevenr4
2014 Jun 13 • 5
"That feeling"
 
 
2015 Oct 6 at 12:39 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A cat, but upside down.
 
 
2015 Oct 6 at 14:41 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
jeff is wizlord said:
A cat, but upside down.


Like, falling? Or like, on back with paws up acting all playful but really waiting to strike?
 
 
2015 Oct 6 at 15:07 PDT
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