Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Is this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugASLblNk4
the next time cube?

He's already said one good white card: "spiritual functionality"

"Pantone 'PukeMustard' #2854"
 
 
2014 Mar 22 at 23:32 PDT — Ed. 2014 Mar 26 at 20:18 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 386
11 ₧
WHITE CARDS

Game balance.

Drow blackface

Total Party Kill.

Gelatinous Cubes.

75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.

A Doritos flavored gas chamber.

The white man's burden

A planet where apes evolved from men?!

Dissociated mechanics.

The U.S. government.

Gamer chicks

Cultural Marxism.

Dice inserted somewhere painful.

Lesbian stripper ninjas.

Dividing by zero.



BLACK CARD - PICK 1

This new ____ isn't very good.

Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.

Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.

Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.

My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.

A true gamer has no problem with __________.

____: The Storytelling Game

"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan

You start with 1D4____ points.

____ Was also stolen by the white man.

___ is fun for the entire family.

Big Eyes, Small _____


BLACK CARD - PICK 2

____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!

Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2014 Mar 26 at 21:43 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Just a few me and AaronJer and me came up with just now while suffocating a bit:

A hot bubbly blast of my innards.

Barely any swag.

All the leopards.

Every pterodactyl.

Everything all at once.

Almost no air left.
 
 
2014 Mar 27 at 22:41 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Authorities were tallying damage from _ that struck southern Calif. Friday evening.

In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during _ that overturned their car.

Lots of rattled nerves

USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% change of being _.

Experts said that based on preliminary data _ appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.

An FBI raid on Michael Eisner's seaside villa turned up _ in every room.
 
 
2014 Mar 29 at 01:43 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Scientists are trying to end world hunger by turning ___ into ___.

Hella teen angst.
 
 
2014 Mar 29 at 15:18 PDT — Ed. 2014 Mar 30 at 11:44 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Twerking your front butt.
 
 
2014 Mar 30 at 15:39 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
Twerking your front butt.

I think we should ignore this suggestion from aaronjer and instead twerk whichever butt and/or butts God gave us so as to glory Him the most
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Mar 30 at 21:47 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from ___.
 
 
2014 Mar 31 at 03:20 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
NatureJay said:
aaronjer said:
Twerking your front butt.

I think we should ignore this suggestion from aaronjer and instead twerk whichever butt and/or butts God gave us so as to glory Him the most

Twerking your butt of choice.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
2014 Mar 31 at 08:25 PDT — Ed. 2014 Mar 31 at 08:25 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Twerking every butt.

Twerking damage.

A twerking accident.

Twerking while uncontrollably farting.

 
 
2014 Mar 31 at 14:11 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Twerking out both ends.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Mar 31 at 14:36 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Twerking over one's enemy's grave.
 
 
2014 Mar 31 at 15:12 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
"Twerking"
Free Steam Games
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 09:13 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
SuperJer said:

Twerking on accident.


Fixed.
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 11:21 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
aaronjer said:
SuperJer said:

Twerking on purpose.


Fixed.


FTFTFYFY.
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 11:41 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SuperJer said:
aaronjer said:
SuperJer said:

Twerking while sitting perfectly still and making no sounds whatsoever.


Rejected.


YOLO.

100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 11:55 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
For serious: "Desperate dog sex" is a white card, right?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 11:57 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
NatureJay said:
For serious: "Desperate dog sex" is a white card, right?


Of course it is. Card #1007.
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 14:43 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Any chance you can give us a list of these cards?
Free Steam Games
 
 
2014 Apr 1 at 16:58 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
https://github.com/superjer/sah/blob/master/cards-white.tab

"Jailbait fashion week"

And from this article, about the Stanley Parable guy trolling a marketing representative, we have:
"200 micrograms of 25b research-grade psychoactive liquid chemical"

And how did we miss
"a summer sausage"?
 
 
2014 Apr 2 at 14:13 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 8 at 18:16 PDT
chillycookie

2013 Dec 28 • 3
White card:
Getting only beef jerky for Christmas
I was walking through the water, thinking about spiders.
 
 
2014 Apr 13 at 18:44 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Well I got earphones and underwear, so beef jerky would be a nice change for me atleast
Free Steam Games
 
 
2014 Apr 13 at 19:45 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Donkeydump
 
 
2014 Apr 15 at 01:47 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
Only my index finger
various fluids

What parts of speech are 'only' and 'various'? This may be a gold mine.

“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were ___ instead of rational creatures."

OR

“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of ___."

Which of these is funnier? I can't decide. (That's a Jane Austin quote btw.)

"What starts off as a boner"
"That urpy feeling like when you eat too much"
"All your drama"
 
 
2014 Apr 15 at 03:19 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 15 at 04:04 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I think only is an adjective or adverb depending on context. But it only [adv.] seems more specialer than only [adj.] that.

Various is certainly just an adjective. Lern2Engish srsy.

We can use both versions of the Austen quote, I fink.
 
 
2014 Apr 15 at 10:17 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 15 at 10:20 PDT
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