Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
A moist pout

Fart jokes and dirty cave paintings
 
 
2014 Apr 21 at 20:53 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
CameronLancaster said:
A moist pout

Fart jokes and dirty cave paintings


Whoa who are you?!!?
 
 
2014 Apr 21 at 20:56 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Cameron Lancaster, I'd wager.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 00:09 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
"whatever Alex reads this as"
"a historical dame"
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 00:42 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
So long as you have ___ in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.

The best comfort food will always be greens, ___, and fried chicken.

I'm at the age where ___ has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking ___ for someone she loves.

Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop ___.
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 01:26 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 22 at 01:57 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
"a child drowning in a vat of molasses"
"a banjo-plucking frog"
"Teddy Roosevelt's giant fossilized face"
"a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft"
"an unscheduled cement testing contest"

Black crad:
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on _________.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 01:32 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 22 at 02:01 PDT
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
_____ has proven extremely popular among young audiences in focus testing.

New Lime Xtreme, now full of _____ and electrolytes!

_____ will get you everwhere; except _____.

That's Captain Rogers the Rancorous of "_____," the finest ship in the harbor!

A balanced diet is _____ in each hand.

30 5-year-old high school students
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 01:56 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 23 at 10:07 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
OK I've added all the cards up to here. With a few small changes.
 
 
2014 Apr 22 at 20:20 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
A victorian penny dreadful
 
 
2014 Apr 23 at 16:58 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Nezumi said:
A victorian penny dreadful


I don't get it.

How about a sack of bat vaginas instead?
 
 
2014 Apr 23 at 17:26 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SuperJer said:
Nezumi said:
A victorian penny dreadful


I don't get it.

Here's the phrase "penny dreadful" used in context.

Quote:
Zero: What happened?
M. Gustave: What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, because if we've learned one thing from Penny Dreadfuls, it's that you can't be a candy ass; you've got to earn their respect. You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning.
[Takes a sip of water and laughs]
M. Gustave: He's actually become a dear friend.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 23 at 22:32 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Twitching bodies at the bottom of the ocean.
 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 01:39 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Lame hack incoming! Test black cards with random white cards:

By ID:

hxxp://superjer.com/forum/sah/test.php?357

Or type your own text in the URL:

hxxp://superjer.com/forum/sah/test.php?Get your ass on _ and get to _!

Pound that refresh key to increase your joy.

 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 14:51 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 24 at 14:51 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I know we're in need of more black cards and I'll get on that almost tomorrow but in the meantime a POWERFUL phrase from the days of yore compelled me and I have no choice but to submit to our stock of white cards:

coyote bisque

[or whatever grammatically makes the most sense.]
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 15:23 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
I heard pound, fresh and joy in the same sentence. I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure I'm all for it.
 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 17:11 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
"David Bowie, the Ultimate Moonlord"
How are there no David Bowie cards already?
 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 18:27 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 24 at 19:01 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
"a beauteous comb over"
 
 
2014 Apr 24 at 20:30 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Nezumi said:
"David Bowie, the Ultimate Moonlord"
How are there no David Bowie cards already?

David Bowie's mysterious bulge
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 25 at 01:33 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
[white card]
Edible disguises.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 26 at 01:48 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Only two things come from Texas: _ and _.

Or, in the original Latin:

Holy dogshit, Texas! Only _ and _ come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
 
 
2014 Apr 26 at 21:57 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 26 at 21:57 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
114 ₧
The latin one is way better. ---^

"Ruth Bader Ginsburg's frilly neckerchief"
"the sacred knife of Tecpatl"
"ritual human sacrifice"
"long pork"
"the dark place of eternal stillness" <-- Thank you wikipedia.

After many years, I have finally found true love. And I could never have done it without _

The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow _?
(Can you swallow a ghoulish feast?)

Syria, what are you doing back here?
A BBC team has witnessed the devastating effects of _ on civilians after gaining rare access to rebel-held areas of Syria.

I've been trying to come up with very specific toofers.

The terrorists will execute one hostage every 20 minutes unless they receive _ and _.

I tried to sneak out of the store with _ under one arm and _ down my pants.
The Rando-izer gave me "I tried to sneak out of the store with not enough lube under one arm and a bear in a trashcan down my pants."

The new bill before congress would outlaw _ but provide subsidies for _.

My religion demands that I must always have _, and that I must abstain from _.

Our mystical secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of _ and _.
Brayor
 
 
2014 Apr 28 at 20:30 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 28 at 21:26 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
[white crad]

A haunted theremin
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 28 at 23:44 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
It's important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, _, toilet paper, shelter, and _.
 
 
2014 Apr 29 at 14:28 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I'm going through a lot of quotes from George Eliot because she makes broad statements that seem like they would work with this.

I'm throwing these out to the group to test because I've tried and drawn some middling white cards.

BLACK CRADS:

Our moral progress may be measured by the degree in which we sympathize with ____ and ____

The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to ______ he sees to be best.

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us, and we see nothing but _____; the angels come to visit us, and we only know ____ when they are gone.

Every man who is not ____, _____, or ____ is the slave of some woman or other.
[the original was monster, mathematician, mad philosopher. Keep one or more if they make the results funnier, or add a blank for "some woman"]

A man never lies with more delicious languor under the influence of ___ than when he has persuaded himself that he shall subdue it tomorrow.

_________, like other dramatic spectacles, might possibly cease for want of a "public."

People glorify all sorts of ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors [play 1]
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Apr 29 at 15:36 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
That last one is tricky with cards in the form 'a <thing>'. The second to last one made me lol.

This one should be a toofer, with the 'mathematician' left in the middle (or one of the other words. Mad philosopher maybe?). I like cards like the 7 deadly sins one.
It plays pretty well:
"Every man who is not adopting a Romanian baby, a mathematician, or rude kids is the slave of some woman or other. " I'm going to adopt a mathematician!

To the stilled Earth say: '_'. To the rushing water speak: '_'.

a way rude hunger
 
 
2014 Apr 29 at 15:59 PDT — Ed. 2014 Apr 29 at 16:03 PDT
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