Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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aaronjer
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a big chicken order
 
 
2014 May 11 at 01:41 PDT
NatureJay
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aaronjer said:
a big chicken order

CAN I GET A BIG CHICKEN ORDER

I was actually thinking of suggesting that myself.

WHITE CRAWDAD:

a furious ding-dong

[thanks Achewood]
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2014 May 11 at 11:32 PDT
Nezumi
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joie de vivre

For example:
"I'm undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to joie de vivre."

Or

"Its important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, joie de vivre, toilet paper, shelter, and a mind-erasing kit."

"Then God said, “Let there be _”; and there was _. And God saw that _ was good." (Pick 1, reworded very slightly from the King James Bible. It's too bad we can't have the superscript verse markers in there too.)

More Bible funs!
"But of the tree of the knowledge of _ and _ you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.”

I got:
"But of the tree of the knowledge of a wet burst and bodily functions gone awry you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.”
No one can say that god didn't warn us.
 
 
2014 May 12 at 16:28 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 12 at 21:02 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I updated the test pages.

Now a random black card is chosen if you don't pick anything.

AND there's a form!

test.php
test10.php
 
 
2014 May 12 at 21:52 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 12 at 21:53 PDT
NatureJay
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In remembrance of things past at Mexican restaurants, I suggest the white card:

working yourself into a frenzy and inviting others to join in

or just "working yourself into a frenzy"

May need tweaking for grammar, your/my/selves.
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2014 May 14 at 18:47 PDT
Nezumi
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Maybe "working up into a frenzy", but that's kinda awkward.

Also "having a quiet freakout".

hotdog grade "meat"

a positive test for fecal matter
 
 
2014 May 14 at 20:45 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 16 at 11:00 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I've been listening to Soul Coughing's "Michael Jackson" again and it has reminded me of one of my favorite lines in the whole thing... "Michael Jackson is lost in a sea of BIG PEOPLE."

I'm not quite awake enough to know how to make that grammatically work as a white card, "being lost in a sea of BIG PEOPLE" doesn't quite work, "a sea of BIG PEOPLE" doesn't convey that lost feeling, "losing yourself in a sea of BIG PEOPLE" also conveys something different...
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2014 May 16 at 11:43 PDT
SuperJer
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"Michael Jackson, lost in a sea of big people!"

I was on the Space Mountain ride, and something was coming at me. It was _. Smiling with big teeth. And I said, "THAT'S NOT _!"
 
 
2014 May 16 at 16:47 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 16 at 16:49 PDT
NatureJay
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There we go, thanks supes. I think we can handle two Michael Jackson white cards out of all that we have.
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2014 May 16 at 17:40 PDT
Crytax
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BLACK CARDS

If you can discover a better way of life than office-holding for____, a well-governed city becomes a possibility.

Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and ____, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left.

____is dangerous and difficult to control, but its products will soon become commonplace in our society.

And can ____ be tricked into hiding from itself?

A bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you ___. Just like me.

____ is only movement and love; it is the living infinite.

The wicked have told me of things that delight them, but not such things as ___.

Cry HAVOC! And let slip ___!

___ is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

If tyranny ever came to this land, it will be in the guise of ___.

The voice of the people is the voice of ____.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have ___thrust upon them.

It will happen, and it will happen in our lifetimes. ___isn't just the future. ____ is now.

The price of freedom is ___.

I have seen enough of ___ never to wish to see another.

___ is the essential concept and the first truth.

____ is only a receptacle for all the prodigious, supernatural things that exist
inside it.

A scientist must be ____, in order to block out the incessant chorus of those who say "It cannot be done."

When beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of____, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it.

___ rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and Initiative.

For only in such a state will those rule who are truly rich, not in gold, but in the wealth that makes happiness, ____.

Important? Yes! Critical? Absolutely. I would go so far as to say that ____alone makes our present economy possible.

Our ancestors harnessed the power of ___, and so again shall we.



PLAY TWO

Without ____ no object would be given to us, without ____ no object would be thought.

Thoughts without ____are empty, intuitions without ____ are blind.

___ and ____ have, when taken together, a geometric effect on overall military strength.

I maintain that yin-yang dualism can be overcome, and we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, ____ without ___.

Men will ultimately be governed by ___ or ___.



WHITE CARDS

Self-Aware Machines

Tig ol' Bitties

The dogs of war

moral value

Goddamn Space Tigers

Forklift jousting

A homo-erotic volleyball montage.

Desert nomads

the Final Fantasy XIII game guide

Kicking tires and lighting fires

Nonlinear Mathematics

Non-Euclidean geometry
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2014 May 17 at 22:06 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Sorry I left my mic next to _____.
 
 
2014 May 18 at 00:03 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Their mothers.

A thump on the head.

A crack in the sky.

Dimensions.

Divorce papers.

Moistness.

Back surgery.

A comfortable spot.

My extended family.

Re-entering the ocean.

A pill for every problem.

The associated risks.

What's inside.

Whoever finishes first.

Whoever wins.

Whoever collapses first.


(Any better whoever or what's cards?)
 
 
2014 May 19 at 14:20 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Baking onto the sidewalk.

Roping it in.

Crab stuffing.

Eating trash.

Wandering and wondering.

Walking through the water thinking about spiders.

A territorial mark.

A hand grenade in my cereal.

Maggots.

Bad words.

Things that aren't digestible.

Things that aren't fruit.

Thunderclaps.

Toned thighs.

The stars of the night sky.

A rocket with a mouse strapped on.

100% plastic adult toys.

Bathwater.

Brimming with babies.

A swanky new style.
 
 
2014 May 19 at 15:29 PDT
NatureJay
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I'll just riff a bit.

"Whoever collapses first" makes me want to translate it into the more specific, getting "Whoever holds their breath the longest" or something of that ilk. I know that the person who holds their breath the longest wouldn't collapse first, shut up.

"What's for dinner." (a specific "what's")

"What's grinding my gears." (because I like the phrase "grinding my gears")

"Osmosis." (jumping off from moistness)

"Things that aren't intelligible." (THINGS)
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2014 May 19 at 16:15 PDT
Nezumi
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black market organs
 
 
2014 May 19 at 22:38 PDT
NatureJay
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I found a sort of meme and was curious to test it out. Pretty straightforward.

Not all men are _.

Quote:
Not all men are Satan's latest abomination.
Not all men are keepin' it tight.
Not all men are lifeless husks.
Not all men are long pork.
Not all men are the wrong man.
Not all men are the best of us.
Not all men are an asset.
Not all men are godless heathens.

It doesn't work grammatically with all of the white cards, but there's enough of them to see it as a functional black card, it's just a question of whether it's funny enough.

I like it because, even though it's outwardly vague, the white card provides both tone and context. It's kind of nifty.
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2014 May 21 at 14:12 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 21 at 14:28 PDT
SuperJer
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Seems kinda ripe for twoferism.

Not all men are _. Therefore, they are _.


I don't know... Maybe something like that.
 
 
2014 May 21 at 18:55 PDT
SRAW
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Tomfoolerishly
Free Steam Games
 
 
2014 May 21 at 19:00 PDT
Nezumi
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Most of my blood.
 
 
2014 May 21 at 19:42 PDT
SuperJer
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SRAW said:
Tomfoolerishly


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2014 May 21 at 20:31 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 21 at 20:31 PDT
NatureJay
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SuperJer said:
Seems kinda ripe for twoferism.

Not all men are _. Therefore, they are _.


I don't know... Maybe something like that.

If we did that though, then it would seem to risk one or both of the cards being off and not creating a narrative
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2014 May 21 at 23:23 PDT
SuperJer
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NatureJay said:
SuperJer said:
Seems kinda ripe for twoferism.

Not all men are _. Therefore, they are _.


I don't know... Maybe something like that.

If we did that though, then it would seem to risk one or both of the cards being off and not creating a narrative


Oh, NatureJay!
 
 
2014 May 22 at 11:21 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 22 at 11:21 PDT
Nezumi
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a made up racial slur
sloppier thirds

"By means of _ I intend to extort 200 million dollars from the U.N."

A creepy marionette
An anatomically correct sock puppet
The "treasure box"
A robustly satisfying fart
 
 
2014 May 22 at 17:13 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 26 at 17:17 PDT
NatureJay
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We could probably stand to have more Neverhood-based white cards, so with that I propose:

A swarm of dead insects.

We may also find functional, as a proposal:

A woman handling a situation with kid gloves.
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2014 May 27 at 01:10 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
NatureJay said:
We could probably stand to have more Neverhood-based white cards...


I'm having a hard time finding more from the Neverhood. Maybe:

The Bear Retrieval Units

And, unrelated:

_ you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

Use your eyes, ears, and _ before you use your mouth!
 
 
2014 May 27 at 16:28 PDT
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