Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
One thousand scorpions
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with _ and a mysterious boy who fights _.
(A bunch of my black cards wind up being movies...)

I promised my kids that they could get _ for Christmas.
(I added the words 'that they could get' in there because it makes some of the verby cards work better, but they still don't work all that well. Maybe the card would be better without those words? Any thoughts?)
 
 
2014 May 30 at 16:54 PDT — Ed. 2014 May 30 at 17:08 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Puking back and forth forever.
 
 
2014 May 30 at 19:08 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Following your boner around the room.
 
 
2014 May 30 at 19:12 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Tomfoolerism
Tomfoolerology
 
 
2014 May 30 at 20:30 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
my haunted butthole
 
 
2014 Jun 2 at 01:30 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
A thin strand of poop connecting the head to the butt [or however you wish to phrase it]
Dick-fencing
Mumbo-jumbo
Flim-flam
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 2 at 13:31 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 2 at 13:32 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I think it is traditionally:

A little line of poop from your head to your butt.
 
 
2014 Jun 2 at 16:05 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
 
 
2014 Jun 2 at 17:09 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 5 at 01:10 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Turing, you mean.

[One of my professors is writing a book about him! ]
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 2 at 23:57 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Grato.... was that a Turing test or a Turin test you so famously passed?
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 11:43 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SuperJer said:
Grato.... was that a Turing test or a Turin test you so famously passed?

The answer is shrouded in mystery
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 11:56 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4664
1,227 ₧
Alan Tudyk was not chemically castrated. That card is stupid.
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 13:27 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧


and:

jammin' body parts in the juicer
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 14:30 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 3 at 14:43 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Tu·ring test
noun
noun: Turing test; plural noun: Turing tests


a test to determine if one is human


Tu·rin test
noun
noun: Turin test; plural noun: Turin tests


a test to determine if one is Jesus
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 17:34 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
___ test, a test to determine if you are _______.
Free Steam Games
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 18:33 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
hot turds
 
 
2014 Jun 3 at 21:52 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I'm starting to think we have a lot of poop cards.
 
 
2014 Jun 4 at 09:04 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SuperJer said:
I'm starting to think we have a lot of poop cards.

I was also thinking this moments ago. Maybe we're all seven-years-old.

Potent neurotoxins.
A human face.
Quetzalcoatl.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 4 at 10:52 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 4 at 11:19 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Good start on diluting the poop with neurotoxins and such.
 
 
2014 Jun 4 at 13:32 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
A full head of teeth.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 4 at 15:21 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
The Terrible Secret of Space.
A crown of femurs.

100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 4 at 20:48 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Robotic beer wenches
 
 
2014 Jun 5 at 00:59 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
175 ₧
feeling fat and sassy
a dusty butthole

Also, for NJ's crown of femurs card, I got:
"A crown of femurs begins where counting the dead sons ends."

the mysteries of childbirth
 
 
2014 Jun 5 at 12:33 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 5 at 18:03 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
We have a few black cards that are total trainwrecks right now and I'll admit, some of that is my fault. I should have been testing things better from the get-go. I think that

The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to ______ he sees to be best.

could be fixed by changing it to

The only failure a man ought to fear is the failure to cling to ______ he sees to be best.

but I don't know if that would make it funny. I think it would just get it to make more natural a phrasing.

I'm also submitting as a new/replacement black card, to push out one of the ones that's just way too fucking long:

If you're still having trouble with "that thing," I know _____ could help you out.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 7 at 01:42 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jun 7 at 01:43 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Black card 2fer

Witnesses claim the incident began with an argument over _ and escalated until the victim was killed by _.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 8 at 18:05 PDT
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