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sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
awkward....

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: doing good, u?
Stranger: 15 m us Jordan btw
You: how is that relevant to the conversation?
Stranger: 15 years old, male, USA, Jordan
Stranger: JUST to let u kno
You: im pondering why i need to know that information?
Stranger: banana pudding
Stranger: is that alot more relavant?
You: are you going to give my your social security info too?
Stranger: ahahahahha hey man...or woman, just tryin to have a convo other than "how are you"
Stranger: and u could start making racist jokes and offending me without knowin im black
You: what?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: m/f
You: lampshade
Stranger: ahahahha nice
Stranger: so what scent are ur balls?
You: umm i dont know whether to continue with the lampshade fiasco or ask why you want to know what my nuts smell like...
Stranger: hmmmm, decisions decisions
Stranger: well if u aint gonna be serious, i wont be
Stranger: so ARE U A GIRL OR BOY?
You: imma dude
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ...and what country/state, u kno
You: usa, rush, colorado
You: you?
Stranger: USA massachusetts
Stranger: ahahahah this is exciting
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hello
Stranger: PLEASE HOLD WHILE WE GET YOUR CONTACT DETAILS
Stranger: HELLO BY THE WAY
Stranger: THANK-YOU ALL IS COMPLETE
You: thats a great opening line
Stranger: WANKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now, I'm not much good with html, but I am pretty sure its not storing my info; since, its not even on my computer. The only 'contact details' I have on my pc is my ip. Well that and my computers name is Sprinkles, however, I don't think you can get very far with that info.

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: lampshade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: I am good, and yourself?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where are you from?
You: my mothers womb
You: you?
Stranger: clever
Stranger: I'm from canada
You: canada has a uterus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You learn something new everyday.....


You: hello
Stranger: well
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much at all, you?
Stranger: ok, thats nice
Stranger: the same here
Stranger: thinking of going to bed
You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 11:14 pm
Stranger: and there?
You: 6:14 pc
You: pm*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so where do u live?

You: your in england are you not?
Stranger: no, sweden
Stranger: almost right
Stranger: and u?
You: usa
Stranger: ok, coo
You: east coast
Stranger: nice
You: hows the weather there?
Stranger: cold, dark and rainy
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: and there?
You: complete opposite
You: bright warm and sunny
Stranger: oh, u fag
You: sorry
Stranger: want that..
Stranger: haha it's ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17 and you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 to
Stranger: or, in a week..
You: oh the irony
You: well in jan i will be 18
Stranger: nice
You: i remember when i used to be 16
You: oh so long ago
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u are so old now
Stranger: and i'm young and fresh
You: i know i have a beard and everything
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: well, at least i have hair under my arms
Stranger: haha
You: and in two years it will be everywhere
Stranger: :(
Stranger: whats ur hobbys man?
You: snowboarding, counter strike, and making fun of people
You: yours?
Stranger: haha, that sounds like a typical swedish guy
Stranger: well, skateboarding, music, and party
You: well my heritage is scottish
Stranger: pretty close
You: scotlands close to sweden aint it>'
Stranger: kind of
You: ive never been good with geography
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u know hiton?
You: nope
Stranger: swedish CS player, are or was the best in the world
You: i will have to look it up now
You: thanks
You: sorry him
Stranger: haha ok
You: but i have to go feed my horses now
Stranger: sorry spelled wrong
Stranger: heaton
Stranger: HeaToN
You: ok, but imma go now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: PZ

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2009 Oct 25 at 14:57 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 25 at 15:25 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
copeyright of Wyndixgrace
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 25 at 19:40 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 25 at 19:53 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: :)
You: :)
You: :)
Stranger: 8====D!
You: 8====D!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I hit disconnect right as she posted

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: Seventeen/Female/Nevada (USA)
You have disconnected.

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2009 Oct 25 at 22:40 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
CrotchetyOldLadyOpal: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Tahy ! Yog osd eny Haat ?
You: Glah buu nyala mokchik seenikawala
You: :D
Stranger: gas ! Jloey tih muzb anth !
You: Moniina kalembe zooku! adeler beteri na?
Stranger: Azehy!! ^^ Jork mehint seenrit masoty !
You: Qaaaaa! kalembe buu vishk sooka.. :(
Stranger: Boyovi ? Marah buu tyu enkuiq toz xD
You: enkuiq toz? ohohohohoh klem nyala koerti shaen.. njughi slakm hi xDD
Stranger: XDDDD . Kuh enterit osk poslath mosqi slakm !!!
Stranger: BTW , where from ? ;)
You: LOL USA. you?
Stranger: France
You: Cool
Stranger: That was a great conversation
You: Very interesting
You: Bahah
Stranger: :D
Stranger: See u later :P ( Askais moke nivz ! )
You: Lol Askais nyumbe!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 26 at 17:43 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: just had sex for the first time yesturday
You: awesome, male or female?
Stranger: male
You: ah, did you like it?
Stranger: it was akward
Stranger: but yes
You: it was akward for me too...
You have disconnected.

 
 
2009 Oct 28 at 13:09 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
hhhahahahahahahah nice
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 28 at 19:16 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you keeping it real?
Stranger: nope
You: excellent
You: so what have you lied about recently?
You: you can tell me, I'm in the internet

Stranger: if i was keeping it real
You: AWWWWW SHNAP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there.
You: do you have a moment to speak about jesus?
Stranger: Hell no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2009 Oct 28 at 22:30 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 28 at 22:31 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Heh. Nice.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 01:48 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
superjer said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you keeping it real?
Stranger: nope
You: excellent
You: so what have you lied about recently?
You: you can tell me, I'm in the internet

Stranger: if i was keeping it real
You: AWWWWW SHNAP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there.
You: do you have a moment to speak about jesus?
Stranger: Hell no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


See he's smarter than all of us, he colour coded his.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 07:08 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I've never heard of this pervert handout spot before... Pretty cool.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 09:36 PDT
Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
W00t? Did i just post underneath Edans post?
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 09:44 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
Yes, you did.

Omegle said:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hih
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ih
You: First to say Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: First to say Hi!
You: First to say Hi!
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 09:53 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 29 at 09:53 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
You both did that for a pretty long time.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 13:39 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
molkman said:
You both did that for a pretty long time.

But the stranger screwed up a few times. Edan didn't.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 14:25 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 29 at 14:25 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Edan was clearly ctrl-v-ing like a pro.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 16:16 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
I HAVE A AWSOM THING HOLD ON...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey, is this amy? we lost connection after I showed you my picture....
You: psh
You: NO
You have disconnected.

that was not it >.>

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey asl
You: do you like porn
You: i love porn
You: mmmmhmmmm
You: sexey
Stranger: dont mind it
You: :o
Stranger: i will send you a photo me
You: yoou dont mind it?!?!??!?!
Stranger: http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/realfatandy/uhhuh17.jpg
You: your a bad person
Stranger: nope
You: psh
You: faggit
You have disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 18:00 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
I HAVE A AWSOM THING HOLD ON...

Stranger: http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/realfatandy/uhhuh17.jpg


Yea, the 'Real Fat Andy' was subtle there.

 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 18:07 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 29 at 18:11 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male 18 scotland with cam lookin for horny female also with cam ; ]

You: JIZZ
You: IN
You: MY
You: PANTS!
Stranger: lonely island rock
You: I just ate a grape and I
Stranger: like a boss is better
You: SHIT ON DEBREA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS!)
Stranger: cut my balls off
You: SUCK A DUDES DICK!
Stranger: suck my own dick
Stranger: wake up in the sewer
Stranger: meet a giant fish
Stranger: fuck its brains out

 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 18:43 PDT
DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Pls piss me off
Stranger: I need to be pissed of
You: I need to be pissed ON!
Stranger: Oh wow
Stranger: What a weird fetish
You: UH hu
You: h
You: you know whats a weird fetish?
You: Being pissed on while your feat are tied up while getting slapped by fish with a bucket of kfc chicken next to your head.
You: But thats just me
Stranger: Oh I was guessing slow typeing
You: that gets me turned on
You: cause IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Great cus I'm on an ipod
You: I LOVE VAGINA
You: LIKE A BOSS

 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 19:14 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 29 at 19:15 PDT
MrStickz

2009 Oct 29 • 6
ZOMG! DAVEDAYS!


WTF DID I MISS?

Is T-Pain here aswell?
I'm on a boat,
Jizzing in my pants,
Like a boss,
With my dick in a box!
fedex _ said:
how do you jizz in your pants with your dick in a box??
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 19:28 PDT — Ed. 2009 Oct 29 at 19:28 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Okay, the "whoops I'm in trouble bye" gave me audible lulz.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 19:30 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: Alderaan
You: you?
Stranger: alderaan.i don't know where it is.I am from China
You: so you never been there?
Stranger: yup
You: ah well, i wouldnt worry about it, it wasnt the same after it was destroyed
Stranger: what? i am sorry
You: dont worry, you didnt know. I hate the empire, have done since i was little
You: my father was a rebel
Stranger: that seems good
You: but he was killed a long time ago
Stranger: i am so sorry
You: its ok. I'm training to be like him
Stranger: he must be proud of you
You: i've recently left the place i grew up after the empire tracked me down and killed my aunt and uncle
Stranger: Oh,jesus,i am so sorry
Stranger: are you okay
You: its ok! i joined up with other rebels :)
You: we infiltrated their base, almost by accident and saved a high ranking official
You: she kinda looks like me a bit.. lol
Stranger: Who is she
You: a politicans daughter, big ranking in the rebels
Stranger: and which continent alderaan lies in?
You: oh, tomorrow we're attacking their main base
You: its gunna be so hard though
Stranger: oh,are you sure to do that
Stranger: but why do you let me know that
You: we have to shoot a 2x2 metre exhaust pipe but its only like hitting a wamp rat by a t16
Stranger: they seem top secret
You: nah its cool :)
You: my friend han is really annoyed with it all. he's not used to all the rebel stuff so he's gone off
Stranger: look,i am trying to trust you but it's a little ridiculous
You: it looks like all Han was interested in was the reward money from the politicans daughter, Leia...
You: this is all really cool stuff eh??
You: i bet they could make a movie out of this....
Stranger: I know what is alderaan is
Stranger: you were kidding me
You: the force will be with you!
You have disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 20:11 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
That was good cloud system. Half way through I went "Wait this sounds familiar...."
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 20:57 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
lol yah just call me cloudey boy or cloud i thaught that was the shit lol
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 Oct 29 at 21:30 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
Cloud, that was awesome.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2009 Oct 30 at 01:14 PDT
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