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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
100 post

Stranger: heyy
You: i think...i love you
Stranger: really
Stranger: i needed that
You: i think so :/
You: yw
You: ••
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m usa lol... you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Mar 16 at 16:26 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
101 post

Stranger: heyy
You: i think...i love you
Stranger: really
Stranger: i needed that
You: i think so :/
You: yw
You: ��
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m usa lol... you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I like how you put the
the_cloud_system said:
19 m usa lol...

in prediction that he/she/lamp shade would disconnect.
 
 
2010 Mar 16 at 21:25 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
mmhm
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Mar 16 at 23:07 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TITS OR GTFO
You: the game!
Stranger: PENIS OR GTFO
You: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
You: PENIS A LINE A SPINE THE FETUS IS MINE
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISv
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: v
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
You: Wow your a pro ctrl+v'er
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: penis.
You: Yes?
You: I was just loading a youtube vid while you were busy being retarded.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: lets secks
You: Im a male.
You: If you a female then good.
Stranger: and i'm a female
Stranger: i have a vagina
You: Age?
Stranger: probably too old for you
You: Depends.
You: Your the one who spams penis on the internet.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are the one who trolls omegle for tits
You: I was doing that for a forum tread.
You: To post your omegle conversations.
Stranger: and it's "you're" by the way
Stranger: not "your"
You: I cant be bothered.
Stranger: go fuck yourself.
You: Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2010 Apr 13 at 22:43 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
DELETE THIS STUPID ASS TRUCK ALREADY
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2010 Apr 13 at 22:47 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SRAW said:

You: I was doing that for a forum tread.
You: To post your omegle conversations.
Stranger: and it's "you're" by the way
Stranger: not "your"
You: I cant be bothered.



Dude learn English.

Quote:
To post you ARE Omegle conversations.


No, not at all.
 
 
2010 May 3 at 18:47 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
sprinkles said:


Quote:
To post you ARE Omegle conversations.


No, not at all.


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2010 May 3 at 22:23 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Stranger: Hey! Two girls here
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: Jess 17 f
You: FUCK OFF
You: FUCK OFF
Stranger: and Mia 19 f
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: We have a site where you can talk to us
You: NO FUCKING CAM
You: NO WEBCAM
Stranger: http://bit.ly/dcRX3b
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: see u there
You: I SAID NO
You: FUCK OFF
You: I HATE YOU
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You: aaagh I have to go to church tomorrow... uhm, today... morning o.O
You: for a Christening D:
Stranger: sounds fun ••
Stranger: im going to my lesbians house to sleepover
Stranger: thatll be nice •• haha
You: your lesbian? You own a lesbian?
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jun 12 at 15:56 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jun 12 at 16:28 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
the_cloud_system said:

You: your lesbian? You own a lesbian?


LOL
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2010 Jun 14 at 06:56 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
You: IM NOT GAY!
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
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You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you?
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 28 at 22:24 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 28 at 22:38 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
The Indonesian one is funny, and the pokeeeeeemon one.

Stranger: from?
You: here
Stranger: from?
You: my dog is licking my balls
Stranger: from?
You: my penis is huge!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ll4xfqo5sr4yi1oty1ppql7l92eq5l
You: bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: bitch!
Stranger: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, you can check who has viewed your facebook profile before on fbprofiledata.info
You: WHY THE CAPS LOCK!?
Stranger: appearently most people don't know.. I gotta run! see ya!
You: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAPS LOCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ubhum66bzsjn8qetvukyky0oitppdg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2010 Jul 28 at 22:52 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 28 at 23:07 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
You: hello stranger
You: want some candy?
Stranger: hello
You: jus' come into my van
You: I promise I wont take my pants off again
Stranger: where?
You: behind you
Stranger: wall is behind me
You: is wall your friend?
Stranger: nope
You: is it because wall is a bitch?
Stranger: yes
You: why is wall a bitch/
You: ?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: want y sex with me?
You: yes
Stranger: where?
Stranger: when?
You: why do you ask questions?
You: jus' let me stick it in your ass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: noproblem
Stranger: now im horny
Stranger: you male or female?
You: both
Stranger: so horny
You: I have horns too
Stranger: where do you life?
You: can I stick it in your mouth now?
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: yesss
You: can you taste that shit?
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i cant
You: do you have a pussy or not?
Stranger: again baby
Stranger: you want it?
You: ok, I'll stick it in that hole now
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hhhhhhhhh
You: can I watch some child porn while we fuck?
Stranger: you?
You: what?
Stranger: fuck me again
Stranger: i wont it
You: blow me first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i blow you
You: break out your titties and let me fuck em
Stranger: okk
Stranger: let me know your power to fuck me
You: on a scale from 1-10?
Stranger: okay
You: 16.3256
Stranger: ?
You: that's how much I want to fuck you
Stranger: really?
Stranger: may i have your number?
You: 253-970-3766
Stranger: fuck me again baby
You: where do you want it?
Stranger: up to you
You: fuck you in the ass
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: fast please
You: fuck you faster and harder
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Comes all over your face
You: good bye mate
You have disconnected.
 
 
2010 Jul 28 at 23:25 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Just so everyone knows, that was his real phonenumber that sprinkles gave out
 
 
2010 Jul 28 at 23:45 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Rockbomb said:
Just so everyone knows, that was his real phonenumber that sprinkles gave out


No, I changed sim cards. That's my mom's phone number now.
 
 
2010 Jul 28 at 23:52 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Ok well, if anyone wants to hit up sprinkles' mom... there you go.
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 00:00 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
gata hit them hoes
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 00:45 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Rockbomb said:
Ok well, if anyone wants to hit up sprinkles' mom... there you go.
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day


Faggot, I told you that was my sister.
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 00:59 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
tranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m.f
You: f....
You: for fully built greek guy
You: now bend
You: I SAID NOW!!
Stranger: m
Stranger: from
You: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I SAID BEND!
You: BEND NOW YOU TWINKLE TOES
Stranger: you name
You: I am gonna take you on a tour of the greek islands
You: Steve
Stranger: walid
You: NOW WHAT's MY NAME BITCH
Stranger: tunisa
You: beeeeeeend
Stranger: 23
You: BEND!
You: touch your toes
Stranger: gave me your msn
You: I will give you more than my msn
You: I will make you scream..NOW BEND!!!
Stranger: or your nm phonne
You: You BEND first
You: BEEEEEEEENDDD
Stranger: 0021625701074
Stranger: claudewalid@hotymail.fr
You: omg........just bend dude and let me get this jonah hill to your greek
Stranger: ok thx
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
You: BEND!
You: NOIW!!!
You: NOW BITCH!!
You: BEND NOW!!
You: I will quit you
You: I will sweat you!
You: you will bleed
You: this will not be over quicly...You will not enjoy this...NOW BEND!
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Stranger: asl
You: im honrney for you babey
You: i want your vagina
You: in my cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hodey
You: i be cloud
You: you can call me cloud ;)
Stranger: hi cloud
Stranger: :D
You: i be looking for petafiles in theas hear parts
You: there be alot of them
Stranger: petafiles???
You: yus
Stranger: I don't get it
You: ._.
Stranger: =="
You: >:(
You: oh well
You: my names cloud
You: call me cloud
You: dont say asl or ill end your life @_@
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: THERE GONA GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi honey
You: hi
You: im home
You: you can not bleave the day i had
Stranger: Tell me more
You: i had to kill the morrisons kid
Stranger: damn shit
Stranger: did you kill them?
You: no, they ran away when i threatened them that i would cut the kids balls and shove it down there asses
You: oh well
You: i made 300 dollers from sellign the kids kidneys on the black marcut
Stranger: cool
You: yup
You: ...shit
You: its the job
You: i have to go kill some mexacaans
You: ill talk to you later honney
You: ill be home at 7
You: byeee
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: http://www.tube8.com/anal/pornstar-orgy/52706/
You: :O
Stranger: stop trying to get some.
You: YAY
You: PORN1!!!
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 01:22 PDT — Ed. 2010 Jul 29 at 02:15 PDT
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
I'm here to make you bored again!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a ninja!
You: I can make you pregnant without you knowing it½!
You: !*
Stranger: das cool!
You: Yah
Stranger: do it then sire
Stranger: sir*
You: You are.
You: It takes about 2 months before you start noticing it
Stranger: I observe the tampon up my vag.
Stranger: it has not moved
You: So you think! I'm so fast that you didn't notice even that!
You: And I'm so gentle that you didn't feel the change!
You: I'm so badass I can do it over the internet with somebody that I don't know who it is
Stranger: whats your name?
You: If I told you, I would have to kill you
Stranger: I think I know you
You: Aha, who am I?
Stranger: brb
You: Sure
Stranger: back
You: Interresting
Stranger: did you do it again?
Stranger: :o
You: Yes
You: It will now be twins
Stranger: aw damn!
You: Or, 12 kids since ninjas don't make less than 6 kids per time
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my poor vahjayjay
Stranger: :(
You: no worries about that
You: They will jumb straight out of your belly when they're done
Stranger: ah, good :D
You: You'll die, but your vagi will be allright
Stranger: well thats all that matters :D
You: :D
Stranger: so..
Stranger: mr ninja
Stranger: hows it hanging?
You: Upside down, inside you
You: Slowly crawling upwards
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: okay
Stranger: just warn me
You: For... THIS?
You: Guess not
Stranger: ...you killed me
You: I made you pregnant, again
You: 18 kids
Stranger: oh damn
You: I agree
You: Want 24?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thanks
You: Aww
You: Oh, you didn't loose your virginity because of this
Stranger: oh?
You: Excactly
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I know
You: I can read minds
Stranger: what am i thinking
Stranger: GUESS MY NAME
You: Your name is...
You: Well, I would say it but this website i being watched
You: If I said it, anti ninjas would kill you to remove the 24 ninjas inside you
Stranger: :C
You: Yes, 24. I don't take a no for an answer
Stranger: oh noes.
You: Ooor... now 30
You: Your going to have troubles walking
Stranger: I'm having troubles now :c
You: Be happy that they will leave at 3 monts and the other 6 months in total pain before the training
You: Or, not
Stranger: :o
Stranger: I WILL PROTECT THEM
You: THEN THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR STANDING IN THEIR WAY
Stranger: no they wont
Stranger: they will love me
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: Perhaps...
You: But what if they inflict the pain, to themselves?!
Stranger: then thats thier problem
You: ... You love your babies...
Stranger: yep ;]
You: [[]]
You: It's a car!
You: A ninja car!
You: It will make you shit transformer babies!
Stranger: NOOOO!!!!
You: yeees
Stranger: my cat's so cool.
Stranger: well, both of them are
Stranger: THEY WILL STOP YOU
You: Your cat is going to have cat/human ninja babies!
You: The other cat ran away when I tried =(
Stranger: he's a guy
You: Well, I'm a super awesome ninja
Stranger: the lady one's the most ninjarest
You: I can make guys pregnant aswell
You: If I couldn't, the anti ninjas would have killed all female humans so there would be no more ninjas
Stranger: make my brother prenant
You: He is
Stranger: good
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I had a penis
You: Then your stupid
You: You have no IDEA how easy it is to accidently put your penis in the toaster
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I guess I never thought about that
Stranger: but
Stranger: with a penis
Stranger: you can piss out of windows
You: ...
You: That's your meaning of life?
You: "I want to live, so I can piss out if a window!"
You: Well, got to go.
You have disconnected.
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 10:33 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
that was very interesting
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 15:33 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell #
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH i didint say shit xD
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 29 at 19:41 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
You: hi
Stranger: why fucking ask that question if you are going to disconnect
Stranger: jeeze
Stranger: people these days
You: D:!
Stranger: Makeno fucking sense
Stranger: no offense to you or anything
Stranger: but
You: you maknofucken seance
Stranger: I know right
You: jese
You: next your gona say asl
You: and ill tell you
Stranger: lolno
You: and your gona dissconlect
You: !
Stranger: ?
You: dissconect*
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what are you gonna tell me?
You: im gona tell you im chris Hanson
You: and your on dateline nbc
Stranger: lol
You: well perv
Stranger: But
Stranger: I have no reason to be on your show Chris
You: yah you do
Stranger: I haven't touched a little kid
Stranger: I don't touch little kids
You: you just sead fucking to me
Stranger: :O
Stranger: For shame
You: and i took offence to that
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: But
You: IM ONLEY 8 YEARS OLD
Stranger: Maybe you need to be offended
Stranger: Here's my apology
Stranger: Oh
You: AND I SAW THE CONDOMS!
Stranger: And one more thing
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jul 30 at 03:48 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Stranger: Hello I am an Omegle official speaking, my name is Nick and i would like to inform you, that you are being hacked.
You: hack deez nuts
You: I'm Chris Hansen and I'd like to inform YOU that you are on Dateline NBC
You: so why don't you take a seat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hi i'm here to pick up my dry cleaning
Stranger: hello
You: it's under Crews
Stranger: I'm sorry sir. We don't have any name Crews
Stranger: You can try the drycleaners down the street.
You: No...no Crews with a "C"
Stranger: the mix up is common.
Stranger: no sir, I'm sorry,
Stranger: I checked.
You: you might have put it down under "K"
You: please check again
Stranger: no no sir, no
Stranger: Sir, I assure you
You: loook dude..i can see my shirt over there
Stranger: no, that's a different man's
You: fine...."penisphestopheles" then?
You: *lowers head in shame*
Stranger: We have the right to refuse anyone!
Stranger: get out my store!
You: no
You: I see my coat and my spandex...now gimme
Stranger: ding gau! gau! (asian language)
You: fine...
You: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY!! THIS IS A STICKUP!!
You: NOW GIOMME THAT SHIRT!!!
Stranger: (wife screams)
Stranger: sure sure, take any shirt you want!
Stranger: we have jackets too! anything!
Stranger: maybe even nice dress for girlfreind?
You: I WANT THAT SET OF CHAPS!! NOW!!
Stranger: here, here! take!
You: Sweet!
You: thanks dude....
Stranger: just don't shoot!
You: HAHAHA MY DRYCLEANING IS AT THE DRYCLEANERS DOWN THE ROAD!!!
You: *shoots your leg*
You: SUCKER!
Stranger: AHHHHHHH!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: JUNGLE LOVE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: i think i might have a sexual tendancey twords your face
You: its becoming quite engorged
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Aug 1 at 00:59 PDT — Ed. 2010 Aug 1 at 01:34 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Aug 1 at 05:40 PDT
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