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Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Stranger: YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
You: HO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: i am not D:
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: sir do you whip your hair back and forth
You: lol what?
You: no
You: what is whip?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU DO DO NOT LIE
You: id o
Stranger: I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: lol now i know what whip is
You: so no
You: Air is pressure
Stranger: dont play smart with me boy
You: :)
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO WIFE
You: yo
You: hide yoself
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: Y U NO UNDERSTAND
You: Hey nigg careful yo words
You: Shit's crazy yo
You: Y'know what i'm sayin'?
Stranger: YOU SPARKLE YOU KNOW WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
You: Who da fuck is edward cullen
Stranger: OH DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME BOY
Stranger: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS
Stranger: HE IS YOUR GAY LOVER
You: How 'bout getting yo bitch-ass kicked nigga?
Stranger: GO ON TRY IT YA HOMO
You: I'll do
You: I got skillz
Stranger: YEAH SKILLZ OF PUTTIN YO DICK UP OTHERS DUDES ASSES
Stranger: IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT THANKS
You: Ya includin' yours
You: Don't hide from meh
Stranger: YOU WISH
You: I SEE YOU
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU SAW ME YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS
Stranger: MY BEAUTY IS OVERWHELMING
You: Okay,stop scratching yo head then
Stranger: im not actually
Stranger: therefor you fail at life
Stranger: end of story
You: You'll be back....you KNOW you want me :)
Stranger: go suck a big fuckin dick
Stranger: i do not want you
Stranger: norr will i ever
Stranger: i am not gay
Stranger: or a homo
Stranger: for that matter
You: Oh don't be afraid nigga
Stranger: trolololololol
You: Yo i think you just shit in yo pants huh
Stranger: goodbye fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(after 5 minutes)

Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigga :)
You: Yo i'm back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(wtf same person again)

Stranger: air
Stranger: what is it?
You: pressure yo nigg
Stranger: pedobear?
You: ow
You: so you still think the same as b4?
You: huh
You: fuck u
Stranger: PEADOBEAR?
Stranger: are you forever alone?
You: i'm forever your nightmare
Stranger: you are!?
You: y'know what u'm sayin' nigga?
You: hahhaah
You: typos are cool
Stranger: Y U NO KNO
Stranger: yo' momma's cool too
You: cuz i ain't a fag like u
You: ya she's cool
Stranger: orly?
You: yours is not though
You: yep
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Air?
Stranger: what is air?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TROLLIN?!
You: NOT!
Stranger: D;!
You: D:
Stranger: Forever alone.
You: No,not at all
Stranger: Me gusta? :3
You: Me lafren?
Stranger: Oui :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
You: o rlly?
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: I AM NOW DAVID TENNANT
You: Well done sir
Stranger: I AM NOW JOHNNY DEPP
You: kewl
You: I AM NOW AIR
Stranger: I AM NOW MEGAN FOX
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigg
You: :)
Stranger: A MIXTURE OF GASES ACTUALLY
You: Not
Stranger: YES
You: Naw
Stranger: a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; "air pollution"
You: o rlly?
You: i think u wrong
Stranger: NO
You: Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. The remaining gases are often referred to as trace gases
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 07:42 PST — Ed. 2010 Nov 9 at 08:01 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4663
1,227 ₧
It's good this omegle truck is here, so that I have an easy to access list of people I should NEVER TALK TO.
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 08:49 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
I have a feeling that you didn't get connected to the same person Outcast, rather there are some people from 4chan messing around.
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 09:06 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Rockbomb said:
I have a feeling that you didn't get connected to the same person Outcast, rather there are some people from 4chan messing around.

People who actually say the same things?

aaronjer you're not talking about me are ya?
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 09:43 PST — Ed. 2010 Nov 9 at 09:45 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Outcast said:
Rockbomb said:
I have a feeling that you didn't get connected to the same person Outcast, rather there are some people from 4chan messing around.

People who actually say the same things?

aaronjer you're not talking about me are ya?

Yeah. They go on there and they'll start the conversation off with the same thing, "what is air?" in this case. Then there will be a codeword that you're supposed to respond with, which they use to find each other on there.

It then usually goes on something like:
"Hurr durr, found you! Sup /b/ro?"
"Nothin much, just... THE GAME"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"For teh lulz /b/ro, for the lulz"
"ok well imma go look for more people"
"me too, later faggot"
"fuck you"
Your parter has disconnected.
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 09:57 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Never knew that,thanks.
 
 
2010 Nov 9 at 09:58 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: a shit load?my pleasure
Stranger: sorry
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2010 Nov 12 at 06:25 PST — Ed. 2010 Nov 12 at 06:26 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Just ran across this, figured you'd want to see it outcast: link
 
 
2010 Nov 15 at 11:37 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Lol this explains a lot
 
 
2010 Nov 15 at 12:34 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
I think there is a close positive correlation involving screen resolution and user I.Q.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 00:12 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
At first i thought he was pissed..and then he did this.



and shut up mello
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 00:17 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4663
1,227 ₧
Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 02:52 PST
buq25

2008 Jul 5 • 583
295 ₧
aaronjer said:
Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.

Or you could hope she lives in either Sweden, Japan or some other places. It's 15 in Sweden and 12 in Japan .

Can somebody please stop me from thinking what jail bait looks like in Japan.

SolidKAYOS said:

I like how the google search in that image says "e hentai".
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 04:11 PST — Ed. 2010 Nov 21 at 04:12 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
buq25 said:
aaronjer said:
Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.

Or you could hope she lives in either Sweden, Japan or some other places. It's 15 in Sweden and 12 in Japan .

Can somebody please stop me from thinking what jail bait looks like in Japan.

SolidKAYOS said:

I like how the google search in that image says "e hentai".

I was looking at their updates earlier XD
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 11:09 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
aaronjer said:
Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.

She did look a little young but she shouldn't be flashing her titties around. To be honest she was already that way and i met her twice..but that time i was ready.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 11:12 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4663
1,227 ₧
That isn't the problem. Having a picture of her is the problem.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 12:33 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
do what i did
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 12:48 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
do what i did

Ewww
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 14:53 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
point was to edit the nipple out
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 15:50 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
point was to edit the nipple out

I still see other
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 18:48 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
thats not a nipple
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Nov 21 at 19:49 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Omegle are lying.
Stranger: sup
You: nm
You: just bord
Stranger: no kiddin
You: lol
Stranger: take it your a dude? haha
You: yup
Stranger: awkward
Stranger: lol
You: nahh
You: no such thing as woman on the internet
Stranger: this is true
You: take my advice and disconnect and spread the word
Stranger: yessir
Stranger: haha late.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Jan 17 at 19:44 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey babe why go out with that Cullen when you can go out with me Jacob lack or I may have to KILL YOU AND OUR UNBORN CHILD!
You: hmm
You: good plot line
You have disconnected.
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You: AWW SHIT
Stranger: hey
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: what?! lol
You: on a boat
You: SAUSE IM SAILEN ON A BOAT
You: TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
You: CANT STOP ME MOTHAFUCKA CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: AWWWW SHIT
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: War
You: ITS A BOUT TO GO DOWN!
You: IM ON A BOAT
You: ERR BODEY LOOK AT ME
You: CAUSE IM SALEN ON A BOAT
Stranger: Wao
You: CANT STOP ME CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Fuk urself
You: LET ME GET MY FLIPPY FLOPPYS
You: THIS ISINT SEA WORLD
You: IM ON A BOAT DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey yo.
You: do you have a moment to talk about jesus?
Stranger: Jesus who?
Stranger: I know no Jesus.
You: our great savoir
You: the king of kings.
Stranger: Isn't God the king of the kings?
Stranger: Duh.
You: god is his father
Stranger: I wonder how the sex felt.
Stranger: It must have been glorious.
Stranger: Don't you think?
You: i haven't the slightest idea.
Stranger: Of course you don't.
You: do you know about Jesus?
Stranger: I do.
You: and all his great wonders?
Stranger: What wonders? He was just a little prick who felt sorry for himself all the time.
You: BLASPHEME!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: ey as;l
You: QUE?!
You: ENGLISH!
You: DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
You have disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Jan 23 at 14:15 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
So i got one of those "asl" people ...


You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im sori donno gud ingles?
You: donno spik gud ingles
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i can teach u
Stranger: where u frm
Stranger: may i kn0w
You: gud!
You: ukrain
Stranger: asl
You: asl wha?
You: is asl wha?
Stranger: age sex l0cati0n
You: no sex no sex
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ur sex
You: sori mi ingles no gud wha m/f?
Stranger: y0u are male 0r female
You: female
Stranger: ur age
You: age mi 19
Stranger: k
Stranger: nice
You: tanks you
Stranger: r u in face b00k
You: facebook yes
Stranger: can i add u
You: ye ye
Stranger: y0ur mail id
You: dariya
Stranger: mean
Stranger: nitin.ever@gmail.com
Stranger: send me frnd request
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: i send ok
Stranger: u addme
You: yes
You: mi add you
You: sent
Stranger: i did n0t g0t
You: mail have problem maibi?
Stranger: search by mail
You: sori :(
Stranger: s0
Stranger: 0k by
You: by
Stranger: g00d nite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jan 25 at 09:07 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
I feel sorry for him ... lol

Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jan 25 at 09:45 PST
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