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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2011 Jan 25 at 09:50 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
There are also people who expect to fuck by sitting in front of a pc screen .. that kid will be waiting for ever lol.
 
 
2011 Jan 25 at 09:54 PST — Ed. 2011 Jan 25 at 09:54 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
It worked for me. I asked for naked pics so many times and so fast that a vagina shot out of my monitor and sailed clear into the kitchen. I ran after it and managed to have sex with it a couple times before it went back.
 
 
2011 Jan 25 at 11:02 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Stranger: hi :D horny 17 m uk here
You: hey there
Stranger: ;) asl
You: 17 f glasgow
Stranger: want to cam?
You: k
Stranger: do u have msn or skype?
You: msn
Stranger: i'll add u
You: Getalife@hotmail.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jan 26 at 07:34 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Outcast said:
Stranger: hi :D horny 17 m uk here
You: hey there
Stranger: ;) asl
You: 17 f glasgow
Stranger: want to cam?
You: k
Stranger: do u have msn or skype?
You: msn
Stranger: i'll add u
You: Getalife@hotmail.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It was you!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2011 Jan 26 at 11:26 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
time to rev up this shit
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Stranger: Gay?
You: no thank you
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: ._.
Stranger: asl?
You: im like 109 male somthing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: hmmmmm
You: if i told you then id have to talk to you
You: quite a dilemma
Stranger: and im pretty interesting
You: how so?
Stranger: ul see if u tell me
You: ehhhhh
You: i knew it
You have disconnected.
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You: yah
Stranger: hi
You: thats hot
Stranger: what
You: wana come down to my celler for some popcicles?
You: *slurp*
Stranger: no
You: howa bout you grab that pillow
Stranger: but why
You: because im coming in dry!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: NO
You: NO!
You have disconnected.
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You: if you could sleep with aney man/woman on the earth but you had to watch your parents have sex first, that will eventualey end up creating you, would you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: I am the Oracle, you may ask one question
You: oh god
You: my frend had one of you
You: hmmm
You: well shit
You: im good
You: BYEE
You have disconnected.
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You: my chick at the time was blowing me in the middle of me fucking her
i came in her mouth
then cried for 2 hours straight
shit was mildly cash?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: shut
Stranger: up
Stranger: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Jan 26 at 20:25 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
I noticed that when someone says "hi" if i say "no" or "nope" they disconnect,but one of them was kinda hard.. lol

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You: no
Stranger: hi
You: nope
Stranger: from
You: NOT AT ALL
Stranger: where?
You: NO WAY
Stranger: whatup?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: r u m f
You: nope
You: no
You: not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: no
Stranger: ..??
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: lol
You: cool story bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: no
Stranger: asl
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Feed the troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (lol)
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You: what?
Stranger: what you mean what
You: no i mean what
You: like what
Stranger: your mom
You: i don't even..
You: that's what she said last night!!
Stranger: hah good one
Stranger: what did she say
Stranger: ?
You: she said that she didn't
You: oh invisible letters
Stranger: shes lying she did
You: haha
You: really?
You: i was talking about yo mom
You have disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jan 27 at 06:36 PST — Ed. 2011 Jan 27 at 07:03 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
time to do

Stranger: hey
Stranger: whatsup
You: are your nipples raw too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: no
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: im not a nigger
You: ;)
Stranger: wat no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hiiii... :)
You: urgh
You: not a nother girl
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old. Where are you from?
You: what your gona talk dirty now?
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... :). Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am very hornyyyy :(
You: jesus hates me today
Stranger: If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: i have the claps
Stranger: give me your email or I can give you the link where you can see my photos. Do you have account in adultfriendfidner???
You: hahahah no
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: RAPE
You: /dc/
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: my aids itches
You: scrach em o.o
Stranger: aww
Stranger: get a stick!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Jan 29 at 22:09 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi sexy
You: how u know im sexy
You: 26 m uganda here
Stranger: wanna hav sex with me
You: if u are in uganda
You: can
You: we can meet in mustafa market place?
You: its 20 km from the capital
Stranger: but sex chat with me
You: you are in uganda?
You: yes or no
Stranger: no
You: oh :(
You: you are in which country then?
Stranger: wana c a pick
You: ?
You: what do u mean
Stranger: usa
You: oh
Stranger: of me boobs
You: what?!!!
You: in uganda
You: it's against the law
You: for women to suggest such things
You: unless in private
You: im married and do not want to do this
You: do you have skype?
Stranger: well u just agred to hav sex with me ass hole i am gone
You: what
You: you can call me at
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2011 Jan 30 at 00:08 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f italy
You: u?
Stranger: ohh im 17,m,usa
Stranger: :0
Stranger: :)
You: cool
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: are you horny by any chance?
You: let me tell you what
You: a lot horney :D
Stranger: Oh same here :D
You: nice
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: im austin btw
Stranger: wanna see me?
You: ok
Stranger: is it ok if i see you too
Stranger: ?
You: sure
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2r5xqab&s=7
Stranger: :D you like?
You: yes
Stranger: good
Stranger: you can upload a photo to tinypic.com and give me the link if you want
You: i have one on google
Stranger: oh okay, link?
You: http://www.google.gr/imgres?imgurl=http://images.mmosite.com/news/2009/12/18/troll/troll3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forums.gametrailers.com/thread/modern-warfare-2-stimulus-pack/1063439&usg=__ukVdZvC3mcNM1u4cGq8xnxab0Ck=&h=441&w=300&sz=36&hl=el&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Q_T5oEMVDdj1mM:&tbnh=157&tbnw=124&ei=dOhGTb-gGcGWhQf6k4i_AQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtroll%2Bphotobucket%26hl%3Del%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D604%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=148&vpy=208&dur=813&hovh=272&hovw=185&tx=62&ty=115&oei=dOhGTb-gGcGWhQf6k4i_AQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0
You: yeah kinda weird link :S
You: but hey look at me
Stranger: strange...
You: *trollface*
Stranger: lol cya trollface
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jan 31 at 08:53 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im Matt
You: HI
You: IM BRAZILIAN
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: u?
You: 20 M BRAZIL
You: CUZ ONLY BRAZILIANS
You: ARE THIS AWSUM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2011 Feb 4 at 19:22 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
In this one I pretend to be a bot... and it seems he actually falls into it, until I mess up at the end

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hye
You: Hi baby ... :)
Stranger: i'm male
You: 19 f Austria here :)
Stranger: i see
You: wanna cam ? :)
Stranger: i'm 19 too
Stranger: yup
You: I have a skype
Stranger: me also
You: What's your name by the way?
Stranger: i'm kimi
You: My name is Melisa :)
Stranger: i see
You: Do you have an adult friend finder?
Stranger: what a nice name
Stranger: nope
Stranger: =(
You: see me at www.hornybabes.com/melisa
You: :)
You: see you there
Stranger: ur skype?
Stranger: baby?
You: Hi baby ... :)
Stranger: hi
You: 19 f Austria here :)
Stranger: do u hav skype?
You: wanna cam ? :)
Stranger: skype
Stranger: :D
You: I have a skype
Stranger: can i hav ur skype?
You: What's your name by the way?
Stranger: skype!!!
You: My name is Melisa :)
Stranger: melisa
You: Do you have an adult friend finder?
Stranger: nope?
You: see me at www.hornybabes.com/melisa
You: :)
You: see you ther
You: omg
You: fail
You have disconnected.
or send us feedback
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2011 Feb 4 at 19:37 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
Stranger: hey
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Lots O'huggin Bear
You: It took you nearly a minute to type that out, Sir. Is this a bad time?
Stranger: this is a time when i have one hand on my penis in hope rather than expectation
You: Sounds like you could use some good news. Unfortuntely, I have none. You have failed the survey, Mr. Bear.
Stranger: well who's the real failure here, you've failed to make me climax
You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.
You have disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Raychel
You: Raychel, you have failed the survey.
Stranger: ok?
You: Please seek further education.
You: Good day.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First of can I please have your name?
Stranger: stranger
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: fuck you
You: YOUR PARENTS SUCK AT NAMING
You: YOUR A RAPE CHILD
Stranger: you suck at surveys
Stranger: fuck off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Gerard.
You: Sorry Gerard, you've failed the survey
Stranger: Darn...
You: Have a nice night
Stranger: Frank says I win.
Stranger: Suck it.
You: Frank fails too
Stranger: YOU FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: one thing every hero must have
You: A large penis.
You: Like, huge.
You: Fight crime one cum at a time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: gordan freeman
You: Sorry Gordan Freeman, you've failed the survey
You: Get back to the test chamber
You: you're late
Stranger: de cake is teh lie
You: LOLZ US GAEMERS
Stranger: DEN JOHN FREEMON DISCONNECTED
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: no
You: Congrats!
Stranger: if its anonymous
You: you passed the survey
Stranger: then whyd i give you my name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: now eat a bowl of dicks
You: are you eating?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Mar 29 at 20:25 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
I didn't get it until the last chat
Free Steam Games
 
 
2011 Mar 29 at 21:18 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
the_cloud_system said:

You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.


This particular line made me lol.
 
 
2011 Mar 29 at 22:56 PDT
mato_mato

2010 Dec 16 • 239
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: indian girl?
You: no
Stranger: umm asl?
You: you n00b
You: sla
Stranger: u play cs?
You: hod do oyu know
You: how
You: omg
Stranger: nOOb thng
You: how do you know
You: oh that
Stranger: asl?
You: 11 m sk
Stranger: cool
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2011 May 8 at 06:17 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats p?

Stranger: up?

You: i'm eating

You: for my bodybuilding career

Stranger: lol really?

You: yep

You: 130 kg muscle

Stranger: thats hot

You: yes

Stranger: got pics?

You: listen

You: i have wife, 3 kids, mustangv8 and own business

Stranger: oh right sry

You: np[

Stranger: no offence but y u on omegle?

You: i like to chat

Stranger: well 90% of ppl on here are looking 4 more than that

You: like what

Stranger: sexy chat

You: oh

You: that can only happen in real life

Stranger: well cybersex like

You: well

You: you never know

Stranger: what?

You: some people put fake videos

You: and they say it's them

Stranger: ya but thats the risk i suppose

Stranger: once u have fun doesnt matter really

Stranger: its harmless

You: indeed

You: the point is to ejaculate

Stranger: exactly

Stranger: once that is done most ppl leave

You: yep

Stranger: so im not going 2 ejaculate talking 2 u so i better go

You: ok

You: i have wife, 3 kids, mustangv8 and own business

Stranger: i know u told me already

You: ok sorry

Stranger: btw i dont care bout ur car lol

You: u mocking me?

Stranger: no

Stranger: its just y do u say it?

You: i thought i didn't

Stranger: huh?

You: well

You: when i talk with someone

You: i like to share some things

You: about me

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so bye enjoy ur mustang

You: thanks

You: byw

You: bye*

You have disconnected.
 
 
2011 Jul 4 at 17:35 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
woah.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Jul 4 at 18:24 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
You should try it out too -
Quote:
"child, dont tell me what to do. you have nothing,i have wife, 3 kids, mustangv8 and own business"
 
 
2011 Jul 5 at 08:41 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is 2+2?
Stranger 1: 4.
Stranger 2: 5
Stranger 2: 1984
Stranger 2: hahahah
Stranger 2: sorry I'm kind of a nerd
Stranger 1: 1984?
Stranger 2: the book
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: Wtf?
Stranger 2: you've never read it?
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: are you horny?
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
 
 
2012 Jan 20 at 13:06 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 1+1?

Stranger: .....teri maaa

You: FUCK OFF

You have disconnected.
 
 
2012 Sep 3 at 10:54 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
You: hi

Stranger: helllo

You: 'sup

Stranger: asl?

You: sup

Stranger: ma dick

You: is in your ass?

You have disconnected.

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You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: n00b

Stranger: asl

You: your mom = shit

You have disconnected.
 
 
2012 Oct 25 at 04:08 PDT — Ed. 2012 Oct 25 at 04:11 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
Outcast said:
You: hi

Stranger: helllo

You: 'sup

Stranger: asl?

You: sup

Stranger: ma dick

You: is in your ass?

You have disconnected.

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You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: n00b

Stranger: asl

You: your mom = shit

You have disconnected.




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You: is in your ass?


You: your mom = shit

You have disconnected.

melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2012 Oct 25 at 09:15 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 563
80,085 ₧
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's going on

Stranger: nothing much. asl

You: I see .. you are a horny man trying to find innocent under-aged boys on the internet for sex.

You: Reported.

Stranger: have fun reporting me. some peopls just like to know who theyre talking to

You: Why don't you have a seat over there.

You: I'd like to ask you a couple questions.

Stranger: douchedick

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
 
2013 Feb 18 at 09:06 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
YOURE A DOUCHEDICK!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 46 m pakistan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apparently everyone hates pakistanis...
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2013 Feb 18 at 10:41 PST
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