Zachjer

Zachjer

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phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
Since I've only ever met like 3 of you, this should be fun, or possibly the loneliest truck ever. Polesock it to me~!
BOO
 
 
2009 May 18 at 14:35 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3076
-6 ₧
whats up with the sig
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2009 May 18 at 16:53 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I've never met you but I think I've heard rumors about your pants being large enough to contain the entire universe.

I may be confusing you with some other jer though.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 18 at 17:55 PDT
aaronjer
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Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Oh no, you've got the right ZachJer there. We are all one inside ZachJer's pants, which encompass our solar system and shield us from harmful rays.

Everything about you I remember I already posted somewhere else. Maybe SuperJer remembers you too, but he's about as easy to track down as The Elusive Space Bear of HPS5-C.
 
 
2009 May 18 at 19:21 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 18 at 19:21 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
Maybe SuperJer remembers you too, but he's about as easy to track down as The Elusive Space Bear of HPS5-C.

That's not true! I saw him just yesterday. He was watching Harry's Potter over at mikejer's or something.

Anyway, someone else should be around to tell zachjer stories because I don't remember any more either.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 18 at 21:20 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
The Space Bear was over at MikeJer's watching movies?! HOLY SHIT! Did you get a picture?! We'll be so rich!
 
 
2009 May 19 at 05:58 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
And thus, just as the Superjer user truck transformed into a Zachjer user truck, so also has the Zachjer truck transmogrified into a Superjer truck. Ahhh, the circle of life is complete....
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2009 May 20 at 12:58 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
Zachjer didn't use the name Zachjer to register for the Superjer Forams because it just plain didn't occur to him until it was too late...

Zachjer refuses to create a new account with the proper name because Zachjer hates admitting defeat...

Zachjer loves typing in the third person, and using ellipses...
BOO
 
 
2009 May 20 at 13:20 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
Don't do that signature thing again. It stretches the page, fucks up any thread you post in, and is really annoying. Do you want us to have bad connotations with you posting?
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2009 May 20 at 14:06 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
Well, as much as I love bad connotations....
BOO
 
 
2009 May 20 at 14:38 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
The Space Bear was over at MikeJer's watching movies?! HOLY SHIT! Did you get a picture?! We'll be so rich!

Okay, for one, no, because we didn't set up the Space Bear Observation Outpost when we said we were going to, and two, we were the ones that put up that bounty!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 20 at 16:46 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
eDan Co. said:
It stretches the page, fucks up any thread you post in,


Hey Zachjer! I'm Havokk! Have we met? No? well i think we'd make a good team you and I.....

(Check the zachs IP for Mr.sicks plz)
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 May 20 at 16:54 PDT
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
@ Foolnix
I see you are another bastard who attempts to enter the "Jer" foundation of Independence.
 
 
2009 May 20 at 17:19 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 20 at 17:21 PDT
The Retard Judge
2009 May 20 • 1
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Defy Me then Face Ass!
 
 
2009 May 20 at 17:31 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 20 at 17:36 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
jrkookid said:
@ Foolnix
I see you are another bastard who attempts to enter the "Jer" foundation of Independence.

Uh, Zackjer was a jer years and years ago.

Also, I really hope JMD comes and just takes Retard Judge to school in the car of pain.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 20 at 17:38 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 20 at 17:39 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
ZachJer was a Jer in the long, long ago at the far away place. In fact, ZachJer is one the the Jers from back when there was a single digit of Jers. Back then there was...

SuperJer
AaronJer
MikeJer
GaryJer
TimJer
ZachJer

I think that's it, isn't it? Ilor, Alex and Jay can't be Jers for obvious reasons... and Archer wasn't a Jer... and SuperJer's other friends were probably not Jers. I honestly don't know whether Tim or Zach was Jer'd first.
 
 
2009 May 20 at 21:06 PDT
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
Then that means I stand corrected.
 
 
2009 May 20 at 21:14 PDT
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
NatureJay said:
Also, I really hope JMD comes and just takes Retard Judge to school in the car of pain.


In retard english pwease?
 
 
2009 May 20 at 21:15 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
I think that's it, isn't it? Ilor, Alex and Jay can't be Jers for obvious reasons... and Archer wasn't a Jer... and SuperJer's other friends were probably not Jers. I honestly don't know whether Tim or Zach was Jer'd first.

Yeah, I don't know, sometimes I'm NatureJer, but not often, and I think I was NatureJay before very many, if any at all, were Jers.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 21 at 01:20 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
The likelitude of your correctominus is high. Didn't you become NatureJay around the same time that skeleton fell out of the sky and landed on GaryJer's dad's deck? And we all had to go downstairs because if that thing got up we didn't want to know about it?

Come to think of it, SuperJer became a Jer before we even moved to Bellingham... so... the jury is out on that one.
 
 
2009 May 21 at 05:50 PDT — Ed. 2009 May 21 at 05:52 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
aaronjer said:
The likelitude of your correctominus is high. Didn't you become NatureJay around the same time that skeleton fell out of the sky and landed on GaryJer's dad's deck? And we all had to go downstairs because if that thing got up we didn't want to know about it?

Come to think of it, SuperJer became a Jer before we even moved to Bellingham... so... the jury is out on that one.


Of all the things I don't remember, why that?

Yeah I think I was NatureJay around 1998/1999, which was around the time you moved to Bellingham and also around the time Superjer became Superjer. It was all around then, it was an eventful year.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 May 21 at 11:48 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
Ah yes, the turn of the moollenium. Aaronjer and I met in the ninth grades, we had 'stupid english' (read 'not honors english') together. That's when we discovered the cream cheese satchel, the level 3 igloo (where I now reside), the arkey (the r-key arkey), and (parenthesisizing). Oh, and our gay love for each other. Suffice to say, buttsechs and Smash Bros ensued. I've always had a small piece of Aaronjer inside me since then. Eating his toenail clippings will do that to you...
BOO
 
 
2009 May 21 at 12:48 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4667
1,227 ₧
Those weren't toe nail clippings, they were bone shavings from my femur and solar plexus. That's how you show REAL love!
 
 
2009 May 21 at 17:21 PDT
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