I want to say one word to you, just one word: a harem of barely legal women.

India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on a harem of barely legal women.

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m a harem of barely legal women.

A sea cucumber can eject a harem of barely legal women from its anus in self-defense.

I’m not opening that door. You can hear a harem of barely legal women if you put your ear on it!

There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “a harem of barely legal women”.

Unfortunate women and organizing children to join armies: a combination that just can’t be beat!

After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “unfortunate women”

I make healthy food for my cat by getting crushed between two trucks with unfortunate women. Oreo loves it!

Turmoil at Samsung Corp: Several high-ranking employees fired for unfortunate women.

Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and unfortunate women came rolling after him!

At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on unfortunate women.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for going permanently blind and not curating mercy killing. bug legs not required, but encouraged.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for looking really homeless and not curating leather play. a real butt-toucher not required, but encouraged.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for rubbing my gland and not curating removing a uterine tumor with my teeth. the baby not required, but encouraged.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for a stolen Army helicopter and not curating barfing in the closet later. hot lava not required, but encouraged.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for half a spider and not curating the Little Genius Academy. my evil little body not required, but encouraged.

Yes, I am definitely creating a boarding house for the whole planet and not curating a layer of fresh cream. a mistake not required, but encouraged.

Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get white people without sin.

I was vacuuming when I sucked white people without sin out from under the couch.

They didn’t have white people without sin at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed regular kibble.

Error. Your password must contain a letter, a number, and white people without sin.

The dog is barking at white people without sin again.

I hate visiting my uncle for Christmas. He’s always white people without sin after drinking hot buttered rum.

My brother and I started a business high-tech butt wrestling, since we’re so good at it.

The Pleasure Pro 9000™ is a sex toy that robotically says “high-tech butt wrestling,” while in use.

We’re already half way through high-tech butt wrestling, so we might as well finish it off.

I can’t sleep because the cat is high-tech butt wrestling.

During my time in the Navy I was taunted and called Mr. High-tech Butt Wrestling.

I don’t know why I married Jonathan... he treats me like I’m high-tech butt wrestling!

Abandoned as a child, I was raised by reading wikipedia in the hood in the woods.

1 is pee, 2 is poo... Do you think reading wikipedia in the hood is going number 3?

President Reagan presented every foreign dignitary with reading wikipedia in the hood.

The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: reading wikipedia in the hood.

Man invented reading wikipedia in the hood, so woman invented her skin.

I think a lot of people would pay to see reading wikipedia in the hood.

Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest. Yowzas!

They cut open the crocodile to find some mysterious jelly, still besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest like always.

The city set up a hotline for at-risk teens who need help with besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

In early rugby you scored points by besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest out of mainland China.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest!

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain sweating, groaning and screaming.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pussy, wet and dripping.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain one large prostitute.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pill for every problem.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain wriggly little worms.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain deliberately standing in front of a cannon.

Class, turn to page 105 and read “A Hot Slurry of Minerals and You”.

These wounds were given to me by a hot slurry of minerals.

Apparently, “a Hot Slurry of Minerals” is a dance move on TikTok.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around a hot slurry of minerals on the freeway.

Can’t go out because of a hot slurry of minerals on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-hog-dander-cor is right for you.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a hot slurry of minerals.

Georgia O’Keeffe famously painted flowers that look like the hot goth girl.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about the hot goth girl.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about the hot goth girl.

Jesus Christ and the hot goth girl: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Whoopsie! I forgot the hot goth girl in the car!

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m the hot goth girl.